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SLUTTIEST B17CH IN MUSIC COMPETITION
An important issue is really worrying me.
Sex is very important for selling music. You have babes who don't sing but dance selling millions. You have babes who sing and don't sell and after 'growing' implants start selling. You have models or actresses who never sang before but are hot, therefore they sell.
I'm sensitive to these kind of issues. So, I'd like to start a discussion trying to find the sluttiest b17ch in music (MTV - here's a nice new award) and did some investigation. Let's go on with some examples:
SLUTTIEST B17CH IN MUSIC COMPETITION
A for Argh!)
Some fine literature to start:
'First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good dick big and long
slow fuckin til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up'
Want some images to go with this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfmMQjrPYAM
I believe it's even more worrying when you find that the girl is not worth half the other contestants and has a stupid taste for clothes.
If you want to vote for Khia write 'I vote for explicit pornography' in your comment.
B for Britney)
Now we're getting to paradise. This girl is known for reintroducing the collegial style in fashion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDrGyA3ZtnQ. The younger sister's best friend every guy would like to have, she showed clearly that you don't need a voice to sell, all the times she made teenies pay for 30 or 40 to hear her playback - I wonder if any guy noticed ;)
Capable of doing the best (Toxic - the music) and the worst in her career (have a child), the eternal virgin must be cited in the anals of sluttiness. Unlike Mimi, Britney had a good taste choosing her partnerships in music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrQiOSmM9ao - Madonna is not considered in this ranking. Maybe we'll do that when we make an ancient slut competition. I believe that Madonna would spare Britney some votes. Or would she vote for Christina? Who's the best kisser? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPmwTYecUh8
If you think that Brit is THE slut, please write 'vote for masoch'. No results will be communicated to her baby.
C for Carey)
- This hot latina had a nice voice and was kind of doing impersonations of Whitney Houston, showing she was vocally gifted. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT2CLk-KW1A Soon she got a PhD in Marketing and understood that she had 3 problems:
1. Whitney Houston's CD's weren't selling that much - drug-related problems don't combine with romantic songs;
2. Her haircut was quickly going out of fashion;
3. The size of her boobs was directly related to the number of CD's sold.
Result: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olVGwLQnn7I - she sold her clothes, invested in surgery and started selling millions - The emancipation of Mimi.
If you wanna vote for Mimi put 'Vote for surgery on your comment'
D for dirty)
Be in solo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU0X8Mr20-U or with a band http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkN9LYRzaeQ, she had to be here. In the team of 4 in the Moulin Rouge she is a clear winner.
Never had a good song in her whole life, so we believe that she takes more time practicing in the Gym than in the studio. Nevertheless she can make us forget about the 'music'.
I believe that if rubbed she can really be the Genie in the bottle, but not in musical standards. After 'Dirty' does anyone remember her debut video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7YGGuGd5LQ? That's what I call emancipation.
'Vote for mud' on this one!
E for more emancipations)
Have you also wondered what turns a naive girl who sells a lot of copies of a naíve album about birds, flowers and other beautiful things, into a slut after marrying and having a son?
Whoaa Nelly... Was it an alien? I want to believe!!!
Some song names demand a more exhaustive research for the lyrics:
- Afraid
- Maneater
- Promiscuous
- Do it!
What if she decides to change sex? Gossips are that this is would be her looks:
Nevertheless, our only hope is that the adorably little girl quickly finds again her real place on music and the rats who sponsored this decadence are punished with forks in their ears. Did she sell her soul to the dvil?
'Vote for promiscuous' for Nelly (the girl).
F for finally)
If you follow music evolution close enough you will notice a huge change in this grrrl.
From her vocal gift, she started to really use her dancing skills and is now better known for the 'hips that don't lie' and the 'oral fixation' than for the 15-year career in music - easy to understand why:
Results of the globalization.
Still she didn't lose her charm and when she talks you can still see that she only does this for kicks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxANCoHWsgg (but also for the pesetas).
No doubt that something changed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVusclXvEjg. One suggestion - listen to her old records, hear the new music and weep.
What she misses in hips she compensates with sexy movements and at the end - it's only music eh eh eh.
'Vote for itchy hips'
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So, place your votes and tell us what you think :)
NOTE: I'd also consider Paris Hilton in this competition but she's not really a singer. And she surely doesn't do that for the money (nympho?), so she's out of the top :)
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