Gimme Naptime

So tall man is done editing sound on movie (Gimme Skelter) and now the house is good for napping. The bigger news is that everyone should go see finished movie this Friday and Saturday at 10p and 12a at the Guild or on Sunday at 10p--it will make the tall man happy and since he gives me tuna all week, I hope the movie does well. Wish I could go, but the car ride from Bernalillo to Albuquerque will make me a crappy kitty, so I will stay home and hope friends come out to visit while they are in town. On that note, I have many things to do before Don Adams gets here on Thursday and I host an event on Saturday afternoon. Hope to see many friends of Dave that day and again, if you can find time (and are local), please go see the tall man's movie b/c it will keep him in good enough mood to keep the tuna coming and that makes Dave puuurrrrrr. *scampers off*

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Cat Survey

1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
When I moved in with Uncle Billy in 2005, the red-haired lady shaved off all my fur because I was matted. I felt silly at first, but it made the summer more bearable.

2. What were you doing this morning at 8?
Making biscuits on film-making man.

3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Talking to friends on MySpace.

4. What are you wearing right now?
A stylish black and white number.

6. The last 2 people to say they loved you?
The red haired lady and the nice lady across the driveway.

8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
No song on MySpace profile. Maybe tall man can help.

9. Last thing received in the mail?
Christmas card.

10. Do you have any famous relatives?
Not really, tho I have lots of talented friends that will no doubt make a mark on the world.

11. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Yes many times LOL

12. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
No.

13. How is your hair?
Fluffy.

14.How many different drinks have you had today?
2. Milk, water.

15. What have you eaten today?
Cat food, some sweet cream, and I really wish someone tall who makes movies would warm up a little butter for me.

16. Are you any good at math?
Put two bags of catnip in your pocket and only take one out, I assure you, I can count.

18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Never been. Tried peeing it into the catbox, but you can't see it afterward cause I'm compelled to cover it.

20. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yes!

21. Do you like the ocean?
Fish come from there, so yes.

22 Did you stay friends with your ex's?
With previous roomates and owners, does that count?

23. What are you excited about?
Film-making man shutting up that squaking computer. Any time the dog goes out.

29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
Snowy.

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For Uncle Billy

The Laws and Dynamic Principals of Dave's Universe

1. Nothing is Dave's fault.

2. We are already in a cat box.

3. Life is a brief interruption between naps.

4. Life is an unending tolerance of cats who are not Dave.

5. When in doubt, refer to rule #1

6. There is no rule #6

7. It's all about the nap itself.

8. Butter is what you make of it.

9. All things are possible from the cat tower.

10. If you think the laying on shoes is uncomfortable, you probably aren't a kitty.

11. It is clearly your job to do everything for Dave.

12. You don't need opposable thumbs to make tall man open a can of tuna.

13. There are no cats in teamwork.

14. Ear mites are a socially transmitted parasite proven to cause scratching and  crappiness in otherwise happy kitties.

15. The Otodectes are nigh.

16. The pink toes and pink nose aren't only skin deep.

17. There is always more catnip.

18. According to the theory of evolution, cats are supposed to get in the way of things to counter any productivity that may advance another species.

19. There are always biscuits you haven't made.

20. Rules only apply to dogs.

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Not much time....

I just wanted to say hello for everybody!
The tall man got a new TV that I cannot sleep on. It is a very, very big TV, but skinny (like him). I am upset with new TV because it causes that man to make less trips to the kitchen for giving me butter. Stupid TV.
I've also recently discovered that the big ugly cat outside is actually a whole different kind of animal called a "dog". I spent most of my time not liking the dog when I first moved into this house, but am getting used to him and have decided he is acceptable as long as he does not move or possibly come inside with the red haired lady. The red haired lady has been trying to convince me that dog is a good friend, but I think maybe she's going crazy. As long as she doesn't let the dog sleep on shoes, or give him my wet foods, everything will be fine. I don't *think* she likes dog more than fluffy me, but she seems to think this dog is okay to have around. We will have to disagree for now....
Well, that's all that is happening with kitties. I will post more later this week when I have more time on internets.
Purring and biscuits,
Dave

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Merry Christmas!!!
Current mood: contemplative

Hello, everyone! Hope you are having a good holiday season and you are enjoying snow if here in New Mexico!

Many things have happened since last kitty update! My people were very sick right after Thanksgiving and stayed in bed a lot. I am glad they got out electric blanket and took many naps, but wish they didn't cough and sneeze so much. It kept me awake! I nap a lot since they stopped to make up for lost sleep.

I am enjoying cold weather this year. The filmmaking man gets fire everyday for me to lay in front of, so the sleeping during the day is so toasty! It makes me happy all over-even in my little pink toes.

Hope everyone is able to see many loved ones and friends this year for the holidays. People have come to my house to stay on the couch. Jeremy was here for a little while and Izzy came this week. I have rested on a lot of shoes this season, and am a happy mao!

Thank you to all peoples that have wished me a happy birthday. I was found on Christmas, and enjoy being a present. Am looking foward to many wrapping papers and boxes on Christmas morning. Bows and tape are so tasty and go crunch a lot. I cannot wait!

Biggest thanks to Chad for taking me out of the cold so many years ago...I would not be able to love fire, and chase lights, and eat bows and tape, and have so many good friends if it weren't for Chad. Thank you very much. I am such a happy cat and wouldn't be if you hadn't saved me.

Happy, Merry Christmas to everyone! Be safe, and I will probably talk to you next year!

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New stuff!
Current mood: cheerful

Thanks to very nice man across driveway, there are new pictures of me added to here. Hope everyone had a nice Halloween! I carved many pumpkins, as you can see if you look at pictures. The tall filmaking man is editing new movie now, and I have been taking many naps, so I hope this kitty update will be good for a little while. It seems like I am getting internets about once a month, and I'd like to talk more, but computer belongs to film man.

My birthday is very close. I am a Christmas present. Am looking foward to all the wrapping papers and ribbons there will be soon for eating. And while I remember, Happy, Happy, Birthday to Mrs. MDC! I will not get computers again before Friday, but many warm snuggles and biscuits on the back for her.

Gotta go! I think I hear cereal in the kitchen!

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I like milk.
Current mood: contemplative

Hello, friends of me! It's been a long time since last kitty update. I got sidetracked trying to decide if I like the very large ugly cat in the yard and drinking leftover cereal milk from tall, filmmaking man. Hope everyone is well and feels like purring in life. I am getting used to new house and ugly cat and 2 asshole cats I live with. As long as everyone knows I am boss, we'll all be fine. I am growing much fluff as it gets colder outside. I need red haired lady to get off her ass and take pictures of my lovely fluff. Last night I made biscuits on her back as bribe for favor. Next tactics will involve scratching couch if she does not hurry. Filmmaking man is done with groaning movie. That is good. He is working on something else now. Always on the computer or watching the TV. I am suprised he likes the red haired lady. She does not plug in wall, or accompany anything that plugs in wall. That man is strange, but gives me milks from cereal, so whatever.

The smells of new season are in the air. A bit of cold. Trees not so much alive anymore. I feel sleepy lots. Want to be warm in bed. I am excited for Christmas. That is my birthday and there are lots of presents and tape and wrapping paper around for the eating. Also, lady stays home a little more for that time and makes tasty ground beef for my food.

Better go. There are crickets in the bathroom that need killing. Take care friends!

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More Friends! Trouble fixed!
Current mood: cheerful

Was having trouble with friends, but very nice Craig fixed my page and now I can have many friends! Thanks to everyone for patience while this was fixed. MySpace is stupid--does not know that 7 year old cats are old enough to have a page. *hiiiiisss*for Tom. He does not smell like humans and only talks about help, but Craig did the work.
Thanks and many purrs for Craig.

So now, if I have not found someone, they can friend me. Internets take lots of sniffing around to find everyone, so sorry if I haven't friended. Also, I can only have internets time when the tall man is not editing groaning movie. Sharing is hard, but tall man scoops poopbox, so I cooperate.

Hope everyone had a good day. I took lots of naps and sat at the door a lot. Is getting cool outside and I am becoming extra fluffy cat. If I have time for pictures, I will post.

Take care, friends of Dave!!! Good night!

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*hhhiiiiiissss* Friending Trouble
Current mood: crappy

Sorry for people who have tried to make me their friend and had trouble. I asked the tall filmmaking man to help me with problems, but he can't figure out what's wrong. I still want to be friends, just having a hard time with moody MySpace. *ggggrrriiiirrrrrrr*

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Busy Day
Current mood: content
Category: Pets and Animals

Made a lot of friends here today. Very happy to talk to people I love and have not seen for a while. Now for kitty update: I am living in the country with the red haired lady and the tall filmmaking man and two other cats that I don't like so much (but as long as they do what I want, I don't kill). There are lots of trees here, and funny, small, animals for the eating. I like to spend days hiding in the punkin patch and nights loafing and shedding on bed and couch. It's pretty good here. Although for a while today, the toilet had no drinking water, and that was sad.

It is almost time for wet foods, so I have to go in the kitchen and rub on the wet foods cabinet while meowing just a little. Hopefully someone will notice before I have to claw the couch or make loud meowing. We'll see. Thank you all for so much friending. I will sleep a happy cat tonight.*ppppuuuuuurrrrrrr*

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