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Random facts about me
Taking from my best bud's myspace. I thought I would do the same.
Fact #3945: I watched the weather channel with God one night, then woke up to find I did not own a T.V.
Fact #4959: I actually liked the movie The Avengers.
Fact #75834: I have been living in South Korea for four years now.
Fact #9492: I have only ever had one One Night Stand in my life and it was with a plump girl at a scifi convention.
Fact #395734: I use to be able to hold my breath for over a minute and a half. I don't know if I can anymore since I haven't been swimming since I came to Korea.
Fact #29539: I have the hardest time spelling "restareunt" and saying "author" or "Arthur."
Fact #9455: I always wished I was a genius.
Fact #59495: I have slept with some guys before. Hey...it was college.
Fact #45843: I read mathematics textbooks for fun.
Fact #85943: I made a pyshitrist want to go back to school.
Fact #48348: I can't spell very well.
Fact #9545984: I always laugh when I think about the words "Compost Heap."
Fact #5459: I am an ordained minister. I got ordained on the Interent.
Fact #43493: I really believe that I was abducted by aliens one day.
Fact #4590: I think Bone Collector is the worst movie I have ever seen before.
Fact #459439: I have loved only three women in my entire life. One of which I am dating right now.
Fact #59435: Catcher in the Rye is the greatest novel ever written.
Fact #49554: I use to play role playing Vampire: The Masquerade and D&D
Fact #945494: I once threw a Pepsi vending machine into a old couple's swimming pool
Fact #9594: I once wrote a letter to Charles Manson. I never got a reply.
Fact #9549393498: I fucking hate Julia Roberts for no logical reason whatsoever.
Fact #843432: I have turned three people away from Christianity and into Atheism.
Fact #22012: I consider myself very lucky, and I am expecting some bad karma anyday. It's actually a fear of mine.
Fact #4323: I have fear of looking up when I am already at great heights. No. Really.
Fact #29392: I never want to have children.
Fact #29442: I have been in 24 car wrecks and I have had 25 surgeries.
Fact #9459433: I have never broken a bone in my life.
Fact #4830: I am missing about six teeth.
Fact #94383: When I was in high school, I didn't expect to live much longer after that.
Fact #9398287: I use to worship Satan, and not as a high school thing where I tried to just get attention.
Fact #9483293: I was expelled from public schools.
Fact #93873: I took part in the gifted program and the program to help students study better in high school at the same time.
Fact #10192: I hate the word "piddle."
Fact #293920293: I think Pepsi is much better than Coke.
Fact #9232832: I was born in the year of the monkey
Fact #92832: I kept checking this list to make sure that the numbers I randomly typed were not repeated.
Fact #3: I had sex with one of my professors when I was at university. She taught Art History.
Fact #92: At one time, I weighed 398 pounds.
Fact #55: In high school, I could bench press nearly 300 pounds.
Fact #90: I will one day build a time machine.
Fact #44: I am a WWII buff.
Fact #923: I have no check books or credit cards.
Fact #9222222: I'm not good at meeting new people.
Fact #87: I refuse to buy an iPod.
Fact #543: I've been arrested for streaking more times than not.
Fact #9283: The most attractive thing on a woman to me is her midriff. I love to see women walking down the street with their midriff showing.
Fact #92234: My penis is not long, but it has girth. That was something that took me a long time to accept.
Fact #1010101: I read three versions of the bible just to spite Christians. It was so that I could honestly say that I had in fact read the bible when asked by Christians who are trying to save me.
Fact #11: I think the Industrial Revolution was one of the worst things to ever happen to mankind.
Fact #1111: I tried to commit suicide one time.
Fact #39202930293029333: Most of my heroes in life are Mathematicans or Scientists.
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