some of my finest work.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=QVtNjUxYFwI&feature=related

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Saturday, April 5th

I’ll be performing at:

AURA NIGHTCLUB
SATURDAY NIGHT
SHOW TIME 7:30PM SHARP!

PLEASE GET THERE EARLY. Tickets for the show are available at the door and are $10 per person.There’s no drink minimum required. This venue features a full menu and caters to 18 & older. After the show there is dancing featuring house, dance, r&b and hip hop music.

Address: 12215 Ventura Blvd., Ste 209, Studio City, CA 91604

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Monday, Feb 4th

Why not come out and see me do the stand up?

Comedy Store
Belly Room
8 P.M
$5 bucks - cheap!


P.S. I really need one of those professional myspace comedy banners and calendar of event thing-ies so people will know I'm a) professional b) hilarious, and c) taking this town by patchy drizzle.

P.P.S. How do I get one of those?

Thanks for your support.

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Monday - January 21st...

Why not come see me do the stand-up?

Hosted by: Jodi Miller

Comedy Store
-Belly Room-
8 P.M.

8433 Sunset Blvd. Los Angeles CA 90069
(323) 656-6225

info@comedystore.com
Or Buy Tickets Online
$5 bucks - cheap!

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Monday, December 10th

Why not come out and see me do stand-up?

Hosted by: Jodi Miller

Comedy Store
-Belly Room-

8433 Sunset Blvd. Los Angeles CA 90069
(323) 656-6225

info@comedystore.com
Or Buy Tickets Online
$5 bucks - cheap!

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Monday, December 10th

Why not come out and see me do stand-up?

Hosted by: Jodi Miller

Comedy Store
-Belly Room-

8433 Sunset Blvd. Los Angeles CA 90069
(323) 656-6225

info@comedystore.com
Or Buy Tickets Online
$5 bucks - cheap!

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walking sammy

I meet the most interesting people walking my new dog, Sammy.

Transcipt of a conversation I had today with a nice, southern, homeless man.

Homeless man: That looks just like my old dog!
(looks like he might cry)
Me: Oh no, what happened to your dog?
Homeless man: He was shot!
Me: Shot? By who?
Homeless man: By the president!
Me: The president of what?
Homeless man: The president of these here United States!
(pause)
Me: Are you sure it wasn't the Vice President?
(pause/looks at me like I'm an idiot)
Homeless man: No, it was the President alright.
(pause)
Me: Well, that's awful.
(pause)
Homeless man: Could I have a dollar?
Me: Sure.

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Happy Mother's Day!
Current mood: touched

A fun thing I like to do on Mother's Day is run up and down the supermarket aisles screaming, "Mommy?!" at the top of my little lungs and tugging on women's coats. Then, when they turn around I burst out crying, "You're not my Mommy! I want my Mommy!" Which always leads them to call the manager and when he can't quell my hysterics, he calls a police officer who inevitably takes me to the police station where I am given a lollipop and a psychological examination.

Happy Mother's Day!

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Hate mail, part une

Dear Iguana Guy Who Hangs out in Silverlake cafes hoping women will talk to him because he has an iguana.
Women don't like you. You may confuse fear and repulsion with love and attention but that's because you also confuse being artistic with wearing a sweater cap in 80 degree weather. Get a dog and shut up.
The end.

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Things I learned from watching "Who Wants to be the next Pussycat Doll" or whatever it's called

- Apparently, there's a group called "The Pussycat Dolls."

- If you want to be a Pussycat Doll you have to be unique. (States 9 dolls in hot shorts, tights and stiletos.)

- Any news of anything requires group screams and hugs. ("Girls, you got an e-mail!" OMG!!! OMG!!! OH MY GOOOOOD!")

- It's important to just be you - especially if that you is a pole dancer.

- Gay men know everything about female sex appeal and they aren't afraid to sceam it at you until you cry.

- No one seems to stand up and say, "Actually no, I don't wish my girlfriend was hot like you - I'm quite happy with Emily."

- Bangs can change your life.

- Half the dogs with the number two product had fleas after just one week.
No, that was a commercial.

- "Like" is a great word that cannot be overused.

- Underwear makes terrific pants.

- I'm rooting for the slutty one.

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