My night with Brian Regan
Current mood: downhill

The internet is a lie.

I check to see where the venue is for my dream come true. Brian Regan LIVE!!!

"Westbury" says the ticket

"OK" says I

"20 minutes away from your appartment in brooklyn" says the internet

"Ok" says I

We (two Mike's) head into the night headed to LONG ISLAND

One subway trip, A brisk walk through the deadly getto of East New York (brooklyn) and 2 yes TWO train rides (train rides and subway rides are diffrent in a huge fucking annoying manor...you have to buy tickets for the train...metro card doesn't do shit for us at this point...and they take for ever {up to a an hour wait for the real unfortunate}) and 1 cab ride.

We are in luck...the trains arrived in relativly timly fashion. THEN the cabby was fast and pretty cool. Then we walked right in to the huge venue...the place was like the thunderdome with faces instead of metal all around...no line just right in the door.

the m.c. announces "Ladies And Gentalmen BRRRRIIIIANNN REEEGAN"

the crowd roars...i scramble to find my ticket and figure out where my seat is

the m.c. continues "Yes he has only been doing comedy for about a month...lets see if we can convince him to come back out"

fuck fuckedy fuck fuck

The encore were three bits i had heard...two of which i had actually performed on the second train ride to the show (cup of dirt, and how to make words plural, he also did SNOW cone)

then he left

and so did we

but not peacefully...we rode out in a van full of happy fans who saw more than 10 minutes of his performance...there were 16 happy cockfaced fans reminicing over their favorite bits and i lost my zippo (fuck) and the trains cost us 25 bucks each and i had to buy drinks to get over it and i had to go to work at 6AM after the drinks and

well

including the cost of my zippo and all the tickets it was about a $200 night for me to be in the same room with brian regan for 10 minutes

ya know what

fuck the internet and its lies...and

it was like a music performance with fans singing along

"whole game, whole cone, half game, whole cone" 400 ppl said along with him

"whole whole half whole" in perfect uincison

 Chills my friends...well check him out on comedy central...i hear they filmed the show i was at...there should have been two empty seats on the second row in the audiance...Two Mike's fill seats on a train instead

it was worth it...the man is genius...you should have seen that crowd

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1st Blog
Current mood: lethargic
Category: Blogging

This is the first attempt at free fun through blogging.  I antisipate a small audiance...this i am ok with.

$7.50 a pack

beers are at least $4.00

jager is around $4.00 a pop

How the hell am i supposed to live like this? well my space provides free fun...but i still don't get exactly what ppl do here that can take up so much of their time...some one explain to me how to have fun for free.

New York is a good time. The service is shotty and there are so many joints to eat in it is very easy to find food that is worse than the service.

Some intersting questions have come up here through my walking the island of manhattan.

Does a husband get embarassed when his wife makes ppl take a picture of them two together in public if she is really ugly?

What is the last album added to your I-pod?

Would a homeless person give you a dime if things were the other way around and you were the one sitting on the ground in month old cloathes?

How much money do you have to have and flaunt before girls in new york notice you?

Why can't subways have air freshiners on them? 

Is the rest of the world right about americans? I can't understand why arrested development lasts for three seasons but the OC is going strong...isn't it? what is the OC (don't care...i just don't know what it is)

Would room mates mind prostotutes visiting from time to time?

When does it stop hurting to work out?

How can a store charge $5.00 and above for the following: -sandwich - orange juice(gallon) -ice cream(pint) - water(gallon) - napkins(300) -chap stick(burt's bee's stick)

Why do ppl attempting to make new orleans food have to make it so spicy that no one can enjoy it?

When does last happen for a nice guy?

Am i even a nice guy?

Why has it taken me so long to get a picture on here?

How fast can i spend a pay check due to itunes and ticketmaster.com?

Does any body give a shit just because they do or is it all about money and selfishness?

Why do i fall asleep everytime i try to watch Red vs. Blue ?

Do hot women on myspace ever look for sense of humor in a guy through myspace, or should i put a picture of some hot dude up instead of me and try to hook a mate that way?

What do they call ppl who don't believe in meeting a mate on line? --single

If the world is ending in 7 minutes and everyone around you is already fucking what do you do?

Did anyone else look into musical chairs as a life lesson towards happiness and lonliness?

What good is a vacation if all you need is a break from you?

Do you have one person who you know hates everything about your existance? Is it refreshing to know that they are wrong for this?

Does having bar tenders across the u.s. who know you by name, face, and drink make you a good drunk or a bad drunk?

Does being independant make dependancy all that much tastier?

Do you ever wish you could go to work instead of having a day off? is that a bad thing?

Does anyone know anything about E-trade?

How were the beatles that good?

Does anyone wanna go see Daft Punk, Underworld, They Might Be Giants, or Brian Regan? i am the ticket master

Does it really take twice the amount of time you were in a relationship to get over it? I am sure this varies...but if it has ever i bet i know when it will happen again and who it will happen too.

What if all your friends get married?

Why do they let jagermiester get warm here?

Why is it the only women i ever find that like the rat pack, louis armstrong, luey prima or the beach boys in there 50's and up?

Does anyone remember Beakmens world?

Have you been to You Tube to watch the highlight reals for family guy characters?

When was the last time something changed your life?

Do you picture every woman you see walking past you naked and wonder if that means that women make you nervous?

Should i shut up yet?

Can you give me a list of the words i misspelled and tell me how to spell check on this thingy?

What did you eat last? i am hungry and tired of sandwiches and hummus...joe i know you eat more hummos than me but i am tired of it too

Have you been to patriceoneal.com to see his pod casts yet?

m.

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