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Drunk World Tour Side Tour: Old friends and new friends with new toys.
Substituting temporarily for WanderLust, The Candy Man. Though not as great and detailed, nevertheless a tour entry must be written for all the dedicated readers of thrills and chills. This tour starts on Friday Oct. 14, 2005.
Friday – This entry starts with The Candy Man (as I am unaware what WanderLust was up to, hum??? Perhaps getting blind drink). As I got out of work, I made my way to 1849 (for location details, see WanderLust’s entry). Unfortunately I was sober at the time, as my friend Will was out today and had to take care of some personal matters. I was the first to arrive at 1849 after 4:00 pm, as I was the only person able to get off work this early. As I stood in front of 1849 in the rain, I called WanderLust to give him an update of the participants of tonight’s tour so far, namely myself. He said he felt bad that I was the only one there and asked me if I’ll be okay. I informed him I will follow the teacher's teachings (the teacher being WanderLust) of "use the force" when drinking. After my conversation with the mentor, I proceeded to entering 1849. The attendant at the door asked me if I would like a table, or if I like to sit at the bar. I informed s/he (though he looks like a she, I think he is really a man) I sat at the bar, as I know the bartender (a brief description ( . ) ( . ) ). As I took a seat, Chris asked me vodka and cranberry? I told her yes. As she pored my drink, she asked me where's everybody else (namely Will)? I informed her he was out today and could not make it, but WanderLust will be here today. Before I could tell her what was up with Will, she had to attend to the other patrons. It was the after lunch happy hour crowd and it was pretty packed. As I drank my poison while waiting for my hero who can drink till the well is dry (WanderLust), I started to listen to the other patron’s conversation. It wasn’t very interesting as the people sitting a foot behind me were gay and it was one of their birthday. I turned my attention to the couple sitting to the left of me (as there was no one sitting on my right). Their conversation was just as boring. Though I could not hear what they were talking about, I could tell that the guy was dominating the conversation topic as the gal listened uninterestingly. I continued drinking my drink and noticed the time. It was almost 6:00 pm and I was drawing near my 3rd drink. I started thinking to myself WanderLust was late and I started to plan a lesson to see what the student could teach the teacher. The last punishment for being late was an order of double shot of Johnny Walker black. This time, I needed a more severe punishment to teach the lesson and an order, or double shot of Johnny Walker black was insufficient. Unfortunately I could not send him to the principal's (Will) office either. By now I was well on my 3rd drink, so I asked Chris what was the strongest drink you have? She informed me Long Island Ice Tea (and not the kind that came from Long Island, or consisted of iced tea). I thought to myself it maybe doable, though I think there might have been something stronger. As I proceeded to my 4th vodka cranberry, I though it over some more. However, realizing it was almost 7:00 pm, I came to the realization he may not show up. When I finished my 4th drink, I decided to clear my tab and wait for WanderLust outside. As I stepped outside to proceed in calling my mentor, a puff a smoke appeared along with a great laughter. Hahaha, where were you said the teacher to the student? I told him I got impatient and decided to wait for him outside. I informed him I needed to make a phone call, so I proceeding in doing so. Unfortunately, WanderLust informed me we had to move aside. As I finished my call, WanderLust informed me we better move away, or else there was going to be blood spill. Apparently the door attendant I mentioned earlier was being a pain in the side. After we formally exchanged greetings, the teacher informed me of the toys he got. I told him with my fingers taping each other “excellent.” However we need a place to sit and relax in order to play with our new cameras. WanderLust instructed that we should go back into 1849. Of course by this time the place was crowded. We managed to find a table, but there were no chairs. After we both ordered a vodka and cranberry, we started to open the new toys and tried to use it. I tried taking a picture, but all I got was somebody’s body part. Now I know 5 vodka cranberry can really impair one’s motor function (but you didn’t hear it from me). After we had finished our drinks, we decided it was too crowded and we needed to sit, so we made our exit. We haled a cab and took it to Ryan’s Irish Pub (on 3rd Avenue between 8th and 9th street). Unfortunately at this point, I blacked out and dropped dead. I found myself in hell, so I informed Satin what was going on. He laughed and said you can’t be here, because I can’t make it any worse for you down here. After he finished laughing, he took me by my shirt and tossed me out. Alright, that didn’t really happen, but at this point “I forgot” and everything was fuzzy, so I will leave the rest to your true writer WanderLust. Alright, I also admit I'm lazy, except when it comes to boozes.
7:39 PM
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