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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Some of my most reveared influencial favorites.

Willie you-know-who-FuFu humble narrator if you haven't heard these......Wait,.... Why Haven't you heard these?

Take a little walk

to the edge of town

go accross the tracks

where the viaduct looms,

like a bird of doom

as it shifts.... and cracks

where secrets lie in the border fires,

in the humming wires

hey man, you know

you're never coming back

past the square, past the bridge,

past the mills, past the stacks

on a gathering storm comes

a tall handsome man

in a dusty black coat with

a red right hand

He'll wrap you in his arms,

tell you that you've been a good boy

He'll rekindle all the dreams

it took you a lifetime to destroy

He'll reach deep into the hole,

heal your shrinking soul

but there won't be a single thing you can do

Hey buddy, you know you're

never ever coming back

He's a God, He's a man,

He's a ghost, He's a guru

They're wispering his name

through this disappearing land

but hidden in his coat

is a red right hand

You ain't got no money?

He'll get you some

You ain't got no car? He'll get you one

You ain't got no self-respect,

you feel like an insect

well, don't you worry buddy,

cause here he comes

through the ghettos and the barrio

and the bowery and the slum

a shadow is cast wherever he stands

Stacks of green paper

in his red right hand

You'll see him in your nightmares,

You'll see him in your dreams

He'll appear out of knowhere but,

He ain't what he seems

You'll see him in your head,

on the tv screen

and hey buddy, I'm warning

you to turn it off

He's a Ghost, he's a God,

He's a man, he's a guru

you're one microscopic cog

in his catastrophic plan

designed and directed by

His red right hand

OR.......

A candy colored clown they call the sandman

tiptoes to my room every night

just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper

Go to sleep, everything is all right.

I close my eyes, then I drift away

into the magic night. I softly say

a silent prayer like dreamers do.

Then I fall asleep to dream my dreams of you.

In dreams I walk with you.

In dreams I talk to you.

In dreams you're mine.

All of the time we're together

in dreams, in dreams.

but just before the dawn, I awake and find you gone.

and I can't help it, I can't help it, if I cry.

I remember that you said goodbye.

It's too bad that all these things, can only happen in my dreams

only in dreams in beautiful dreams.

OR.....

I was all right for a while

I could smile for a while

but I saw you last night

you held my hand so tight

when you stopped to say hello

you wished me well

you couldn't tell that

I've been crying over you,

 crying over you. and you said, said so long

left me standing all alone,

Alone and crying, crying, crying, crying

It's so hard to understand

but the touch of your hand can start me crying

I thought that I, was over you

but It's true, oh so true

I love you even more than I did before

but, darling, what can I do?

for you don't love me

and I'll always be

Crying over you, crying over you

Yes, now you're gone

and from this moment on, I'll be crying, crying, crying, crying.

Yeah, crying, crying over you

OR....

They call me the wild rose

but my name was Elisa Day

Why they call me it I do not know

for my name was Elisa Day

From the first day I saw her I knew she was the one

She stared in my eyes and smiled

for her lips were the colour of the roses

That grew down the river, all bloody and wild

When He knocked on my door and entered the room

My trembling subsided in his sure embrace

He would be my first man, and with a careful hand

He wiped at the tears that ran down my face

On the second day I brought her a flower

She was more beautiful than any woman I'd seen

I said, do you know where the wild roses grow

so sweet and scarlet and free?

On the second day he came with a single red rose

Said: will you give me your loss and your

sorrow

I nodded my head, as I lay on the bed

if I show you the roses, will you

follow?

On the third day he took me to the river

He showed me the roses and we kissed

and the last thing I heard was a muttered word

As he knelt above me with a rock in his

fist

On the last day I took her where the wild roses grow

and she lay on the bank, the wind light as a thief

And I kissed her goodbye, I said all beauty must

Die

and lent down and planted a rose between her teeth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Friday, September 09, 2005

Open call

I'd like to take a moment out to say....

Your humble narrator knows at times he can't hold his tongue (sometimes to a fault) I've been called every name in the book by just about everybody I've come in contact with (I wish they'd put that book out of print already!)

Look folks I know I can be an unconscionable asshole, I know I can be and have been hurtful. I know that when you say the things you say, rough as they are to hear.... that you're right. I am a sick man. This isn't part of some twelve step program.... Okay it is part of a twelve step program but it's not applicable to me at this point. So as an open letter to those I might have hurt physically or emotionally at any time during my life I'M SORRY for all the times you wanted to kick my ass for whatever insensitive shit I might have perpetrated against you. I know you were sorry you held back. I don't mean those of you who had it coming .... you know who you are! I mean everyone I hurt with my words and my actions  I'M SORRY. Some of you It's too late to appologize to (but it doesn't make me less sorry.) I'm also sorry that I have missed out on great opportunities because of pride (pride cometh before the fall) I f you read this and It applies And you forgive me great! If you don't forgive me It doesn't make me any less regretful the appology still stands hopefully one day you'll forgive.

You might judge this open letter and think me a monster; but, don't let your imagination get too carried away! Besides, ya'll with out sin.....

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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

narcotics in the 30's

Willie Fu2 humble narrator/armchair director thinking about random shit and sharing it with you.

As you might know from american history or gangster movies that take place in the 1930'S Most likely the untouchables, (That misguided and sorry look at the history of Al Capone and the 18nth amendment.)

You Know the 18nth amendment; The transportation or importation into any state or territory, or possesion of the united states for delivery or use therein of intoxicating liquors, in violation of the laws thereof, is hereby prohibited.

Don't get me wrong I liked the untouchables It had a wonderful cast! Robert Deniro as Scarface come on! What more could you ask for Oh wait It had andy Garcia as a tough young Guinnea cop and James bond as a tough old Irish cop and it was directed by Brian Depalma ( Hellooo! He directed Carrie, Scarface And Carlito's way) The screenplay was done by David Motherfucking Mamet (Actual middle name.) Who is an amazing playwright and the reason why I'm so critical of stuff I write (thanks alot david!) Glengarry glenross 'nuff said.

I Digress, here's my thought on prohibition however, The entire United States was on an an alcohol draught It's illegal to drink! (alcohol) But, I'ts not illegal to drink Coca Cola Which contained cocaine and cola nut! Fuck Beer I can get blow! It was Legal to drink 7up Which contained Lithium! Whoa Who needs fuckin' beer! and last but not least Dr. Pepper was legal and that contained Opium! Fuck beer .... Ah you get the point! Anyway that makes no fucking sense to me! You'd think that in light of the more addictive additives in the soft drinks of the time they would have left Pabst Blue Ribbon, Ripple, And Tequila alone and shut down Coca Cola, 7up, and Dr. Pepper. And who knows whatever other soft drinks that had drugs in them. But what do I know.

 'Til next time .

By the way, Elliot Ness did not kill Frank the Enforcer Nitti. (He kills him in a dream he better wake up and apologize!) Also, I got a very reliable source that says Capone would hit the nightlife everynight he was locked up in Alcatraz bangin' hookers left and right!

 

 

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Friday, September 02, 2005

Anarchy, Katrina, and Social Darwinism.
Current mood: annoyed

Okay, folks I tried not to get sucked in by the Blackhole that hurricane Katrina has left in It's wake But there's just too much  for ol' Willie FuFu to resist afterall how much damage can one little opinion make right?

Well, let's find out.....

First off let me remind you guys that on the grand scheme of things we're just fleas on old mother earth's back and every once in a while she's going to scratch the proverbial itch that we cause through an Earth Quake, Tsunami, Tornado, or in this case a huge freaking Hurricane!

The commercial would go something like: "Mother Nature thinning out the herd since the big bang!"

By now you must be thinking "God what an asshole how could he say such things" Because they are true. Bear with me folks I'd like to explore all sides of this subject.Trust me people, like a good red blooded Horny man we'll get to Bush with a little patience and perseverance.

While we're on the subject of truth let's take a look at few more truths. There's a half a million americans that are directly affected by this tragedy in New Orleans 2/3rd's of which are black Not to mention the unaccouted percentages of other minorities that the media hasn't bother to provide figures for. If this country teaches anything time and again is that generally issues are black and white.Now, of those 2/3 of the population most are poor. So, poor black americans dying in droves and suffering with no way out and no fidduciary means. Where the hell was the President? is this America?I've been watching the news and all I see is black people that are understandably pissed off at their elected official (all though I hear that alot of the "coloreds" didn't actually vote for our President.

Let's talk about the media: sensationalist bastards that they are I can't help but to think; every time I see a reporter interviewing a Hurricane victim, how did this reporter get here? Most likely by plane, copter, or car and I think okay you've interviewed these people why don't you put a handful of people in your Whatever mode of transportation and help with the evacuation effort! as many interviwers from the different networks that have visited the area since the Hurricane hit you'd think that would make A pretty decent dent in the evacuation. Not only is this act tax deductible but just imagine the ratings! reporters helping out! Saving lives! damn I'd tune in! Hey you're visiting an area where people are starving to death and dying of thirst bring alittle water with you maybe some rammen to eat. Shit you're a celebrity you might get a discount hell, when on sale I get them @ 10 for a dollar imagine what you can do.

Another thing I'm sick of hearing is the reporters calling people breaking into supermarkets and other stores for food "LOOTERS" Correct me if I'm wrong but IMHO in a situation like this is called survival get it right people. The other thing I heard a commentator say that was utterly stupid was during the opening of a report "people there are dying"  No shit! people are dying! You haven't seen the footage yet have you?

Don't worry folks, there are efforts being made to ease things and provide aid Like shoving people into the new orleans convention center unfortunatly I also hear that It's hot (as noleans tends to get) and there's the nasty smell of garbage and dead people and reports of rapes and various other dangers. Okay maybe that's not such a good option besides, I hear that there's no more occupancy there. Hmmm, Maybe we can shove them all into the Astrodome in Huston but that's full too damn, you mean people are being turned away? no way !I refuse to believe it, there are too many christian groups in this country to ever let this happen! You know, I once knew an old gal named Coco she was Japanese and in conversation she mentioned that during disaster situations the first people to put up banners and offer aid is the Yakusa! Go figure Huh.

You might be thinking with all the melee and disarray going on Where the hell is the police! I know I do. Well willie hate to burst your bubble but I've read reports of Police officers syphoning gas off of civilian cars to run their police cruisers. Alot of cops down there have quit rather than shoot "looters" good for them. One of my favorite clips in the news is that of a police officer reassuring a victim that he was not there to arrest anyone.where the hell were they gonna put her? the jail's probably destroyed!

The other thing I'm already sick of is the attacks on president Bush. He cut his vacation short what the hell else do you want?! Mr. Bush said on an interview that "Alot of people were working hard" sure alot of people are working hard question is any of them linked to his administration? It seems to me that they're working over time trying to explain why they haven't done enough for New Orleans! Whatever happened to Multitasking? The other thing, congress passed a 10.5 billion dollar disaster aid package. I guess it takes five days to put this thing toghether, and Bush said he'd sign it by day's end. How long does it take It's a signature! about as long as it takes to sign a declaration of war would be my guess. Don't you remember how overnight we had thousands of troops and helicopters ready to bomb baghdad? yet, it takes five days to get helicopters evacuating people out of a danderous zone? Alright, Alright, Let's be fair it takes time to bring our helicopters back from Tikrit!I don't want to say that Bush is slow on the draw because most of the people in the area are poor, and black oops I guess i just did. oh, well hopefully the F.B.I. doesn't show up at my doorstep. But if they do I'll ask why they're not helping the good folks in the south? Bush did visit some of the areas affected by this natural disaster the following I took from an ABC news report can't take credit for this one! " In biloxi, miss., Bush comforted two weeping women on a street where a house had collapsed "my son needs clothes " said, Bronwynne Bassier, 23, Clutching several trash bags. "I don't have anything" "I understand that", Bush said. He kissed both women on their heads and walked with his arms around them, telling them they could get help from THE SALVATION ARMY! "Hang in there he said." What? no here's my coat make sure you wrap your son in it? again He misses an amazing photo op! First he's M.I A. now he's hugging on victims.He visited New Orleans from the air (I guess it's the least he could do I mean the mayor has only been screaming for aid for the better part of a week.) He didn't want to give anybody a chance to show him why they're the dirty south! "Don't Fuck with the south" remember that? We don't need terrorists to fuck us up We've got Bush!

The National Guard has been sent in to try to straighten  things out and the first thing I heard in the news regarding that was.... "The National Guard is trained to, and will shoot to kill" I shit you not that's a quote straight out of our media  unfortunaly I couldn't get the name of the source it was a woman however. Hopefully they'll go and help as is their intended duty every once in awhile I have a little faith.

It is hard However, when you hear that medical supplies are so low that Doctors have to pick and choose who lives and dies based on how ill the individual is. I wouldn't want to make that decision. When babies are crawling over dead bodies and people are yelling for help that doesn't seem to come fast enough.

Black political groups have already made this a public race issue. Well that may very well be! But, don't forget the white folks that are on your side. Remember they are a fickle group and if they feel unappreciated they might pull the little bit of help they are providing!

Well noleans Truly is through the looking glass!

Keep in mind that what ever doesn't kill us makes us stronger. I know it sounds cliche' even for me and although we don't see it now but some good things will come out of this. Some good things have already come out of this already europe is offering us help again That's great 7 countries if I'm not mistaken including some of our close allies .... Germany, Canada, And the UK. with teams waiting to get in and offer up aid even before the Hurricane hit! However bush Didn't give his permission for them to move Maybe 'cause it didn't fit his political agenda! Another good thing that comes out of this is perhaps a better understanding Of refugees from other countries that flee similar if not exact conditions as the current condition in the south. American refugees; Makes me sad.

Well, folks offer up your prayers if you're religious, If you're Agnostic; pray too, what could it hurt? If you're atheist offer up good will and good wishes toward our brothers and sisters in the south. if you're superstitious rub a rabbits foot or offer up a four leaf clover, or better yet, be practical donate clothes, money, food, supplies, blood or hell just your time toward this effort either way keep the victims of this tragedy in mind.

God bless mayor C. Ray. Nagin. Stay strong Keep up the great work.

Your Humble narrator Signing off.

 

 

 

 

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Part 2 of the Cam saga plus something new

I'ts The w to the i to the double l i e Fu2 humble narrator, armchair director, candy taster, toy tester.

First of all I'd like to say that after a stern talk with my cab driver (blog 9-1) Cam and I have squashed our momentary issue. To sweeten the deal i bought him a taco smell meal yes pseudo-mexican food heals all. Ah! crunchers is there anything they can't do? Thanks to this it's back to "Dong where is my automobile?"

On to other things  I've noticed an incredible trend in blogs spots every where the cute little pictures done by grouping letters in different areas of the page to create an image I.E. hearts etc... no one can appreciate this more than me an art student! Now, don't be too proud of yourselves ya'll didn't start this shit people have been doing designs like this for as long as there's been typewriters. in fact if you've ever seen The Shining when shelly duvall discovers that jack nicholson hasn't been writing his novel and instead has been writing "All work and no play makes jack a dull boy"over and over and over again in different patterns in fact, in my younger more impressional days i saw a book full of this art that in my opinion is a waste of fucking time but' oh well, it's your life you waste it if you want to. one day soon i'll do one instead of doing a blog entry of course. don't get too happy now. After that i'll go back to terrorizing you! i'll do a design that shows all of you how I feel about this trend Arrivederci! babies

                                        

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Thursday, September 01, 2005

What the Fuck I always gotta have a subject?

Will-e Fu2 (squared), Humble narrator, Armchair Director here!

You ever have to treat your cab driver like he one of the hoes in your stable? 

No?

Let me tell you a little story. I called a cabbie I keep employed on the regular basis to come pick me up at crack in the box. See, that's what I do I pick a cab driver that i'll pay to be my chauffer It saves a shit load of hastles (normally) and they make a steady customer that hooks them up with tips.

Today I called my cabbie and told him I was going to need a ride. You Know What?! We'll call him cam.

Cam: Hello?

W-FuFu.: Yeah Cam this is Willie How are you?

Cam: Uh... I'm Fine.... Fine

W-FuFu: Yeah, Cam are you working today?

Cam: Yeah but I got A Fare Right now.

W-FuFu: Okay, Well, I'm At jaques in zee box right now I'm picking up some food do you think you could come pick me up?

Cam: I don't know? Hold on.... (To fare) where are you Going maam.

There's some yarbled response in the back gound.

Cam: ....And i'm I going to drop you off and take you back? (Beat) What?

Fare: No! You're just dropping me off.

Cam: Yeah, but I was just there two minutes ago. You didn't see me?

W-FuFu: Cam I'm I in your cab?

Cam: HUh? No.

W-FuFu: Well then, Don't you think that if I would have seen you I would have talked to you?

Cam:I can... I can pick you up in 15 minutes okay.

W-FuFu: That's perfect I should be ready by then perfect!

Cam:Okay. I come pick you up fifteen minutes.

Cut to: 7 minutes later.

Int- Jack In The Box - Day.

Willie is finishing his order and giving the cashier the money Cam comes in.

Cam: Hi

W-FuFu: Hi Cam How Are you?

Cam: You are almost done?

W-FuFu: Yea I believe s....

Cam:You're not done I come pick you up later.

Cam Walks out and throws his hands in the air.

W-FuFu: ? Cam.....

I'm Willie FuFu's E. Q. Levels I'm responsible for his stress I'm WHITE HOT and boiling.

I walked out of the restaurant, you're humble narrator left everything behind,food, change, and cool.

W-FuFu: Cam, Cam..... What the fuck is going on with you? look, if you don't want to do business with me just tell me there's alot of other cab drivers that need money or fuck it I'll catch a bus or something Okay.

Cam: Is just I told you Fifteen minute....

W-FuFu:....And you got here in 7 that's not my fault if you trippin off of money go hit the meter and wait for me 'til I'm done I don't expect you to do this for free go sit down and wait for me!

Int. Cam's cab -Day.

Cam: I was just going to pick you up later I'm trying to save you money....

W-FuFu: Won't you save me some hastle instead and let me worry about my money.

Well kids, there you go another tale from the city I haven't had to talk to anybody like a child since I dealt with crackheads! Oh well, what the fuck you gonna do?

In other news I heard that P. Diddy is changing his name to Diddy.When interviewed He said that Diddy was What he wants his fans to call him. He felt that the P was getting between him and his fans. I must admit i was a might bewildered by that statement I thought it was R. Kelly's pee that was getting between him and his fans! anyway food for thought there folks! food for thought..... I might change my name to FuFu 'cause I don't want my willie to get between me and my prospective readers.

Well, That's it for now remember....

"Love is like getting the name of yor favorite prostitute tatooed to the inside of your lip the day before she jacks up her prices!"

 

 

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

zombies.
Current mood: tired

It's your humble narrator slowly pulling everyday thorns from his eyeballs.

I don't know if I have enough banter in me let alone witty banter to keep a Blogspot going I mean this some hard shit over here!

So we'll talk about one of my brother's favorite topics. zombies Now, as you might know the genre was invented by George Romero but before George there were legions of vodoo practitioners bringing people back from the big sleep. My all time favorite and the true originator of the Zombie craze is my good friend and yours Jesus Christ! Remember Lazarus? and what about the kid? You know the kid! ....The one who's parents thought was dead and after christ resurected her said do not worry for your child was only sleeping. Ahhh! it'll come to you! well, there's something new to include in your prayers "Bless mother, and Daddy kins, and little andy, and Oh Yeah! thank you lord for providing the inspiration that would provide the building stones for Zombies."

Now, as you will get to know as I write more and more of these freakin' entries I always have fucking issues Zombies are no different.

You might say: "what the hell's your problem with zombies, man!"

Well, I'm not sure I'm convinced with the whole cannibalism thing I mean fine, suppose zombies are starving from.... well, being dead and decomposing or whatever.

Wouldn't it stand to reason that like any other species of animal they would eat only when they're hungry. Now, when a zombie bites you/kills you, you're infected and will inevetably become a zombie stay with me here folks if the people you're feeding on are coming back to life doesn't that mean that at one point or another the food will dry up? Another thing is what I'd like to call the pirahna affect it takes 60 of those little fish to skeletonize a cow in about three minutes I think you Know where I'm going with this! every movie has hundreds of zombies roaming around you'd think that at one point or another some poor sap would get the cow treatment by a large group of zombies I can't imagine their be much of a body lefft to turn into a zombie! I do give kudos to the amazing thought and insight that was put into 28 Days Later. In 28 Days Later a very contagious virus gets released when a group of animal rights activists break in to a research facility and inadvertantly release a monkey (It's always the monkeys Isn't it folks disease carrying filthy apes! first aids now this!) The monkey is infected with rage and attacks one of the activists (Take that peta!) Well, next thing you know everyone but a handful of folks is zombified. The most interesting aspect of the film comes when our heroes pick up a radio transmition promising safety. The third act reveals the true monster in the film is actually humanity they get to the promise land (Brought to you by the British military Damn you Tony Blaair!!!) were they find themselves ensnared in a Diabolical trap cooked up by a colonel that has promised his men a harem to repopulate the earth with. Dum Dum Dummm!!! Good shit! Watch it if you Haven't if you have watch it again with my humble insights in mind. Don't get me wrong the monster that is a zombie is a grand metaphor that's meant to illustrate the self destructive nature of man. Our species is much like Oroboros. The heroes in the story represent those individuals fighting to save humanity and themselves. 28 days later is not the only zombie movie (Duh!) but it is one of the better ones but, just in case i'll throw some titles at you enjoy!

Night of the Living Dead.

Dawn of the Dead.

Day of the Dead.

Shaun of the dead.

Dead Alive.

Evil Dead 1 & 2

Dead & Buried.

Nightmare City.

And any Lucio Fulci Zombi Movie Including Gates of Hell.

Well, Kids Goodnite this is Willie Fufu Armchair Director signing off.

 

 

 

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Monday, August 29, 2005

hello world.
Current mood: complacent

Well, folks it's your humble narrator joining the ranks of  blogspotters everywhere. (FOR WE ARE MANY) what to say now that i've got the proverbial mike? Well anything that comes to mind I suppose like... Chi Chi rodriguez rules! yeah! Get some! Get some baby!....and does anybody else find mother theresa sexually attractive? Hmmm sacrilicious. I love this country! where else can you say stuff like this without say the KGB spying on you.... waitaminute come to think of it the F.B.I 's ....headquarters is at quantico sweet I love this country! Slave owners on the currency and Freedom of Speech? OUTRAGEOUS! Gotta love it! well folks stay tuned cause ol' willie will provably have more mental diarhea to expell over the.... I don't know however long this blog thing keeps my attention. Anyway remember Christ died for your sins even though none of us were born yet! I better get off this thing my meds are wearing off. Ciao

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