she was _just_ the highly trainded and pride-filled SUCK-Up to the american people that i think she was programmed to be...with hints of trying to put all th Bush failures on Obama's shoulders
* it was like the bush failure engineered the shit storm, and then the democrats attempts to work the damage control were the reason for questioning judgements...
and my god, i kept expecting her to whip out from some thin air stove behind her a tin sheet full of Wasilla Wholesome [tm*] Cupcakes with steam on them.
and serve it up with a wink.
i'll give 'er...she almost sounded competent at a couple of times when the
smarminess wasn't oozing off of her.
but lest we forget...
(and given that just of the top of MY head, i could give you Plessy v. Fergusson, Brown v. Board of Education, and my personal favorite, the Dred Scott Decision...maybe i should run for v.p. myself...)
random super powers i’d love to have...
Current mood: imaginary...
to always have _just_ the right sentence and _just_ the right time....
(seriously folks...you could take over the world with that one.)
to be able to make my eyes glow red when i'm angry...
a perfect sense of balance...
(and for diego) the ability to cause that sparkle PING on your teeth when you smile extra smooth...
replication (both for myself, and objects or people i hold)
a newspaper report of all the random little end of the day regrets that just accumulate (you know...a sentence not said, a left turn instead of a right...that time you reeeeeally shoulda just round-housed the guy for being a douche on general principle)...looped thru time and sent to you over your morning breakfast as you wake up that morning...
...and the ability to read everyone else's thought balloons. ;) yeah...that'd do it.
the right person with those abilities could perfectly govern at Least a small solar system.
...that will occur in this country on november 5th....should john mccain win.
which, at the end of it all, at this point in the game, would tell me that racism won out over common sense in the hearts and minds of the american public...
...and if that's what this country truly wants...then i need OUT.
IF on the other hand...mccain won thru dubious and devious methods (like oh, say, voter fraud in florida or machine tampering in ohio....
i'd better see the legal Fight of a Lifetime to take this ship back.
...and this is becoming about people's character?!?
mcCAIN ?!?
the guys _feeeeeeels_ to me like...i need to start the investigation for the little 8 year old boy he molested back there somewhere.
am i the only one that gets that? or are we all thinking it and just no one's saying it becasue it's just too creepy to be polite.
...but yeah...i'm starting to get the sneaky feeling that theres a 10% chance that this election won't be the landslide that, by all rights, it should be...
ladies & gentlemen...once and for all
Current mood: annoyed
there are far more important and relevent issues at stake here than the phrase "lipsTick on a pig"
i'm not sure if this is just silly season at the playoffs or what, but after eight years of political mis-administration, false wars, crumbling economy, mass enemployment, foreclosure of homes, lost life, environmental dismay, global blundering, and the destruction of new orleans...
CAN WE PLEASE KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE EYE ON THE BALL A LITTLE HERE ON WHAT TAKES UP THE NATIONAL DIALOGUE...?
a piece of an email i was sending to a friend in response to a politics question....and the more i thought about it, the more it summed it up accurately:
actually...the genius in obama and the reason i love him is because, as he said in his speech the other week, its not really about _him_...its about the people mobilizing to get behind him and unite for common goals,...inherent in that is the beginning of creating force for any kind of true change....or at least beginning to conscienciously address the issues. then it's going to be about the people behind him ("We"...as it should be) remain as a corrective measure to him and his policies. (because the ultimate evil irony would be if her were to take all this newfound capacity, say "fuck y'all" and run as absolute H.N.I.C....but thus far he seems, by virtue of his upbringing, to be approaching the role with the humility the task truly requires.
i truly believe that humanity has at current the technological and communicative capacity to change the world for the better, and that we need to soon, given various environmental, political, and economic ticking clocks around the globe lately. and that its a time for candor and progressive thinking, not petty machinations and narcissistic scheming.
the song i was rappin' all weekend
Current mood: walking cartoon
so i represented for the Ninja Turtles at DragonCon this weekend... there were a few choice moments (among them: fighting jack sparrow up the escalators, rock-paper-scissors for the cat o' nine tails {appropriately dubbed "muffin walloper II"}, the dumptruck acquisition of a proper pirate flag, and of course...ninja-turtle-hackey-sack)
...but i think my favorite had to be when i randomly met this one guy named ryan...who had a raph tattoo on his shoulder...who matched me word for word in the lobby... on _this_