Love this scene!!

Well, snap out of it!

What? A hot, older woman                   

made you feel her cans?

Stop crying like a little girl.                   

I wasn't crying

like a little girl.                  

Why don't you try getting jacked off under

the table in front                  

of the whole damn family and have

some real problems? Jackass.                  

What were they like, anyway?

They look pretty good. Are they real?                  

Are they built for speed or for comfort?

What you do with 'em? Motorboat?                   

You play the motorboat?

Ppppt!                   

You motorboatin' son of a bitch.

You old sailor, you!                   

Where is she?

She still in the house?                   

What is

wrong with you?                  

What do you mean what's wrong with...

what's wrong with you?                  

- No, what's wrong with you?

- No, what's wrong with you?- You're projecting.

- Drop it.                  

You drop it!

You stop projecting on me.                  

Why don't you go enjoy yourself while

I go ice my balls and spit up blood?                  

- Drop it!

- "Team player."

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