I LOVE MY BOOBER
Current mood: optimistic

IF I SAID IT ONCE I SAID IT A BILLION TIMES.. I LOVE MY BOOBER!! CAUSE SHE THE SHIT..

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IRIS NICOLE JORDAN IS THE ONLY WOMAN I SHALL EVER LOVE
Current mood: thankful
Category: Romance and Relationships

iris nicole jordan:

I LOVE YOUR: eyes, smile, tan, bagel eater, laugh, the way you shrug your shoulders when your embarassed, the way you make that sound with your mouth when your thinking, the way you smell, the way you stink, the way you mumble nonsense when your half awake, the way you drive like a maniac, the way it takes you 5 hours to eat a sandwich, the way we think exactly alike, HAIR, tight little tummy, the way you dance, way you call me pookie, way you reach both your arms out and curl your fingers when you want a hug, family, voice, chicken nugget toes, ball on the end of your nose, way that you seem to know everything about anything.  Boober all these and a million more are what makes you so SPECIAL!! i love you, and i will never stop no matter how hard it gets or how much you try to make me give up.. i never will babe.. i will be by your side through everything!  you are my everything

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last last weekend not this one
Current mood: blah
Category: Life

i have not wrote on of these suckers forever!!!

anyway, i kinda wrecked my bike last weekend, but it really wasnt my fault but i guess ill take the blame.. high speed cornering with a another guy next to me, he hits a gravel patch breaks loose and forced me off the road, enough said i dont want to talk about it anymore!! but i really didnt an extremely minimal amount of damage compared to what i was expecting as i rose from the ditch and walked back towards it seeing it on its side lookin all helpless!!!

if that wasnt enough to ruin a weekend, the next day i went to f-n walmart to get some shit to build a kickass workbench in my kickass garage, while it was freaking thunderstorming like the days of noah. so i pull my low low out of her little spot and mosey through the lot when a damn shoppin cart rips along in the ferocious winds and slams into the driver fender of her!!! omg!!! couldnt believe it!! so imnow in the process of fixing that crap!! oh yeah and my phone broke so i had to have ol cingular send me a new one ASAP, but i couldnt recover my phone book so everyone needs to call, text, or message me with their digits or i will never contact anyone again!!! shitty shitty weekend..

lessons learned:

crotch rockets really are dangerous!! they weren't joking!! i love it

in parking lots carts are more dangerous than any other (wo)man powered vehicle!! even if nikki "boobers" jordan is driving

call cingular and tell them your phone no longer works and they send you a new one for free!!!!!!!

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hoooolllllaaaaa
Current mood: blank

What up peeeoooooppppppllllleeee?!?!!!! i was supposed to have the weekend off but i ended up having to come in sat and sun.  just bored here sayin whats up to all the people i havent talked to or got to hang out with in a minute!!  get at me damnit... i work mornings all next week so i can actually kick it after work for a change!!!  my lease is up on the heezy on july 3 so ill be moving or something!! get at me

words

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Crotchies = Nothing but trouble
Current mood: gloomy
Category: Automotive

to start off the first week i had my bike i successfully ran from the police twice.. one really wasnt a "run away" more like the cop was stupid enough to pull into a gas station and expect me to follow, lol... but the first occassion, caught red handed in a wheelie down 3rd street, 2 downshifts and a rooooolllll of the throttle into an inconspicuous apartment complex and im out, cool... then i got pulled over last sunday for riding a wheelie down 7th street... cool cop, stern verbal warning, let me on my way.. aint karma a bitch because last night it all caught up to me... 7th street, fuck 7th street i know, ill be damned if at 1 am a 1.8T tricked out jetta dosent try his hand at out running a sport bike.. yeah right ... but he gave it his best and a cop just happened to catch us floating by.. came to a stop light revd her out a couple times, let em know i wanna play, when all be damned if a sheriff doesnt come with the berries and cherries to talk to us!! he was unhappy!! so anyone in the vigo court system monday, june 18th, see ya there.. "engaging in a speed contest" is what they call it, who knew, and they call it a misdemeanor.. but he didnt know how fast we were gooooing, neener neener neener!!!

lessons learned: (some of em)

fuck the police! fuck the police! fuck em! (freedom of speech you pig fucking, profiling bastards)

be a good law obiding driver or dont let the cops catch you

for a car a 1.8T jetta, that's actually running, lol, is rather quick (not quicker than a sport bike, sorry vw loving people of the internet world)

bikes are fun but very troublesome

one more time, with me now.... fuck the police fuck the police fuck em!!

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the days have gone by since the last
Current mood: aggravated
Category: Blogging

so ive wrote a couple blogs since the last but im so damn stupid i always hit the back button and erase it.... LIKE IT SAYS NOT TO I KNOW!!! but nikki wrecked her car yesterday and that sucks... 6/6/06 sucked in general!! and i was pulling into work today and a guy pulled out in front of me in the bike so my dumb ass self hit the front brake to hard and dumped it like a sack of potatoes!! no real harm done.. really really pissed me off though.. the guy thought it was a laughing matter.. i hope you die!!  but anyway.... god i love life and everything in it!! guess its time to start working on my civi now, tons and tons and tons to do there thats for sure!! and update on the bday.. i got rather anhiliated (spelling?? who cares) off the almighty jager of course.. and nikki got me some kick ass poppers for my pimp ass low low with the sahved door handles that i have had to open through the wing vent for the last who knows how many months!! well think thats it for now, hope i dont erase this work of art before the world sees it this time!!!! GET AT ME PEOPLE!!! oh but my pos job has me workin 4-midnight for i guess the rest of fucking eternity so that sucks ass and everyone who thinks its funny can suck a fat dick!!

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how sweet it is!!!!
Current mood: grateful
Category: Automotive

to all my blogger people of the world i have an announcement to make:  this guy just got a brand spanking new 2006 honda cbr 600RR crotchie!!! yeah thats right be jealous be a hater, its ok!!!! this bitch is sooo sweet, you know im gonna post like a new pic everyday of her!! gonna get some mods done super fast too, gotta get a rear fender eliminator kit and get some flush mount turn signals foshow!! im so hyped, i just want to leave work and go play on my bike for the rest of the summer!!!!!! VROOOOOOMMMM

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TODAY IN THE LIFE OF WORDS
Current mood: artistic
Category: Blogging

HAPPY HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!!!!!!!! and its friday!!!!! and i got paid today!!!!! and its nice outside!!!!! and thats all for now.... oh yeah i got a new airbrush, acutally i bought three, and im shooting to become the next greatest airbrush artist of all time, but i have to learn to make dots and lines first... then ill work on the grand murals and works of artistic beauty that will adorn the most magnificent rides in the universe!!!! .. and if nikki wrecks her damn car again im never touching that stupid ricer again!!!!!!!

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weekends, sorta, couple accomplishments
Current mood: content
Category: Automotive

Another "weekend" down.. since i havent had a real weekend where i didnt have to work both days since the beginning of time!! but, me and nikki played in a volleyball tournament this weekend and we pretty much kicked ass while our supporting cast pretty much sucked ass!! but nikki suprised the hell out of me with her amazing volleyball skills!! no suprise that im like the best person to ever play volleyball who has never really played volleyball but a handful of times... oh and i did manage to paint this sick ass motorcycle.. pimped it out royal cobalt blue with blue pear flames, yeah im amazing, pics to be posted soon... so that wraps up this one

lessons:

neighbors upstairs dont like it when you paint in the basement, fuck em

dont play volleyball with people on your team who are to lazy to bend over to tie their own shoes

being out of shape makes you sore the next day, but im nowhere near out of shape as trent, lol!!

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so im cruisin down the street a'glooowin... (as ron white would say)
Current mood: accomplished
Category: Automotive

so i finally broke down and did some work on my truck this weekend, for the first time in i dont know how long (working 50+/wk sucks real bad).. it rained so damn what, its indiana, get over it or move... but i managed to put some underglows on the low low... glowin bright as a bitch, see me rollin red these days biootches!!! took me a few hours and a few curse words, rollin around in the mud and all that, yuuummmmmyyy!! but it was all worth it to see those bitches light up like a damn chirstmas tree.... no, bet ya cant do it like me, no, bet ya cant do it like me, no.....rollin red as a m f'er!!!!!!! YEEEAAAHHHHH

lesson time:

neons are cool no matter how much of a hater you are

workin UNDERNEATH a truck during/after raining makes you extremely dirty and unhappy

no matter how dirty/unhappy you are seein the low low light up is heavenly

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