self-defeating

i just wrote a really long blog about why i've been so reclusive and hard to reach lately, ...and then deleted it. hah!

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my spankin’ new phone

alrighty. i got a new phone turned on a few days ago. it's the same servive, same plan, so i have the same phone number. unfortionatly i can't recover any of the phone numbers that were in the old phone, so if you haven't already sent me your number please please email it to me or give me a call. thank ya kindly.

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lost my phone

sorry to anyone who may have been trying to get a hold of me lately. i lost my phone. which also means that i've lost everyones phone numbers, so please feel free to email them to me. i should be getting a new phone soon, but at this point i don't know if it'll be the same number or not. i'll let you guys know as soon as i know.

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puck

my kinda hero

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underworld

the ancient greek word psyche means "butterfly," a creature who undergoes a long period of metamorphosis in the chrysalis state before transformation or awakening is possible.

...she must: take two coins in her mouth and two pieces of barley bread in her hands, refuse the dead man with the rotting hand, refuse the man braiding a rope of the black and white threads of ambiguity, refuse the entreaties of the old women who weave the web of fate. and so forth. and whatnot.

discite mori

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Dial

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the fucking bats man!!!

man, i'm still having pretty fucking crazy dreams. the one i keep thinking of was either post-apoctolyptic or pre-historic. there were flocks of these huge, strange, round creatures that flew like stingrays swim, but they had these exoskeletons and they looked insectish from the underside. i remember them being vicious and bloodthirsty, and gave off the same kind of vibe as vultures. scary fuckers! there was one big one, and i couldn't tell if the smaller ones were nursing from it of feeding off it. some of them were half-decayed and rotting with bones sticking out.

then there was a flood, and a tower, and everyone was scrambling, killing eachother to try to be the only survivor, to be the man on top of the tower. it was a free-for-all cluster fuck.

so many dreams! i can't write them all.

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tool

so so so excited excited excited about going to see tool next week! i'm taking my little sister with me, but she doesn't know yet. hush!

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listen

what doesn't kill us makes us stranger.

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the joys of having a very very strange family

(included in a letter from my dearest grandmama...)

Enrollment Form, Voluntary Education Center, Self-Paced or Instructor-Led Courses

Adult Education, Spring 1984 Selection:

-Self Improvement-

1100  Creative suffering

1101  Overcoming peace of mind

1102  You & your birthmarks

1103  Guilt without sex

1104  The primal shrug

1105  Ego gratification through violence

1106  Molding your child's behavior through guilt & fear

1107  Dealing with post-realization depression

1108  Whine your way to alienation

1109  How to overcome self-doubt through pretense & ostentation

-Business & Career-

BC1  "How i made $100 in real estate"

BC2  Money can make you rich

BC3  Packaging & selling your child

BC4  Career opportunities in El Salvador

BC5  How to profit from your body

BC6  The underachiever's guide to very small business opportunities

BC7  Tax shelters for the indigent

BC8  Looter's guide to american cities

BC9  Mortgage reduction through arson

-Crafts-

C101  Self-actualization through macrame

C102  Needlecraft for junkies

C103  Cuticle crafts

C104  Gifts for the senile

C201  Bonsai your pet

C202  How to draw Genitalia

-Home Economics-

EC403  How to convert your kirby vacume to a fully automatic rifle

EC404  How you can convert your family room into a garage

EC405  Burglarproof your home with cement

EC406  Sinus drainage at home

EC407  Basic kitchen taxidermy

EC408  1001 uses for your vacume

EC409  Repair & maintenance of your virginity

EC410  How to convert a wheelchair into a dune buggy

EC411  Christianity & the art of RV maintenance

EC412  Cat hair macrame

EC413  What to do with your conversation pit

-Health-

H202  Creative tooth decay

H203  Exorcism & acne

H204  The joys of hypochondria

H205  High fiber Sex

H206  Suicide & your health

H207  Biofeedback & how to stop

H208  Skate yourself to regularity

H209  Understanding nudity

H401  Tap dance your way to social ridicule

H402  Optional body functions

H403  Dressing right/dressing left - how it can change your life

H405  The braille system of the female anatomy

...i love my grandmama

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