that fine day fell like a piano on my head (but it was like a white baby grand)
Current mood: i just studied the white heron for 12 hours straig

so for all of you who don't think i'm dead yet, all the rumours you've heard are true...
and i here to confirm that i am betrothed to one Jeffrey Walk: The Wonderful and Most Talented (who makes time travel and life in general wholly possible).

for those of you who are acquianted with me and Jeffrey you already know that the two of us together are like Transformers (more than meets the eye!) and i don't have to explain to you ( or anybody else familiar with Transformers) about how we are each unstoppable forces combined to make one UBER unstoppable force, so i'll spare you the gorey details and let you wish us a big Brooklyn MAZELTOV!

(that's how you spell it, right?)

love
l

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whatever is dumb

in the past few days i have:

-had a stampede of horses dartacross my chest.

-ridden the Cadillac of motorcycles which is sort of like riding the CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory of elevators.

-infiltrated SlovakClub although not a hair on my head is Slovakian.

-been to a furneral for a guy who wasn't dead.

-put shots in front of the not-so dead guy.

-been kicked out of a bar for bringing in a  supposed corpse and buying it drinks.

-listened to EarthWindAndFire.

-almost broken a pair of $500 glasses while trying to defend the wearer.

-was literally served a GlassOfVodka at a bar which i proceeded to drink as if it were water.

-recieved an X-rated text message.

Currently listening : The Friends of Rachel Worth By The Go-Betweens Release date: 19 September, 2000

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diamonds are forever and so is this sentence.
Current mood: perennial

So my shirt is falling apart and i'm eating eggplant pizza across the street from a large concrete building, finding bits of unravelled shirt in my lap. Its noisy and i can't read past this one sentence with all the distractions.  Must have read: "Any number is better than no number, and by this standard a number need not bear close inspection, or even be remotely plausible," about 15hundred times already. God it might as well be the most abstract sentence in the world the way i keep tripping over it like the same crack in the sidewalk i trip over EVERY DAMN MORNING on the way to the bus stop. whatever. forever ever...ever ever ...ever ever...ever ever for ever.....

Currently listening : Fakebook By Yo La Tengo Release date: 13 April, 1994

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i'm ready to eat yesterday's supper.
Current mood: quarentined

there was this guy this morning in ArtHistory (and its an early morning like 8:00 or something)  sneezing for a record of like, 15 chronological sneezes!  15 chronological sneezes in which MY side of the table that we share got showered in some kid's snot.  and i hope ADHD isn't contagious through sneeze germs either, because if it is i have undoubtedly contracted it. as if sneezing weren't enough he also had the worst case of the sniffles i've ever heard.  so its 8:00am and i've barely lapsed out of my (allbeit too thin) coma of sleep, and i've got some guy blowing his germs up in my air space.  damn good way to start a day.

Currently listening : Love Is Hell By Ryan Adams Release date: 04 May, 2004

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Check out this event: Up From Underground

Hosted By: Ronnyeric/ lisa morrison
When: Thursday Sep 15, 2005
at 9:00 PM
Where: TK's
15th and Sumner Ave
Allentown, PA 18102
US
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Ronnyeric/ lisa morrison

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"dear god, life is hell..."
Current mood: hung

in the past week i have lived a full life. here are some of the highlights.
i have...

-dated somebody
-broke up with somebody
-text messaged a proposition to somebody
-woke up horrified that i had propositioned somebody
-been reminded that i propositioned somebody
-done at least 7 laps around Wegman's in its entirety
-written a song that should've been on the MonsterBallads compilation
-written a song that should have been Number1 on Casey'sTop40Countdown
-thought about shaving my head
-thought about what a stupid idea shaving my head would be
-ran away from my house
-almost vomitted in the process of running away from my house
-ran TO my house thru downtown Allentown at 1am
-ran away from bees while i was walking down the sidewalk making it appear, to onlookers, that i have a rare form of Schizoprenia thats kind of mixed with Tourette's.

Currently reading : Swann's Way By Marcel Proust Release date: 11 September, 2003

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5 things that should not happen at once (or at ALL, for that matter).

1) i should've never not written that screenplay brilliantly demonstrating the all-too-feasible connection between one young boy's yearning for absolute isolation and a holocaust of geese.

2) an old man should NOT collapse directly in front of yr table while yr trying to enjoy a beer.

3) when you see a couple walking along together, it would be kind of warped if one could honestly say of the other:  "She/He ran over me with the car."

4) when an old man collapses directly in front of yr table while yr trying to enjoy a beer the next statement out of the fallen man's mouth should NOT be: "What's yr shirt say?  Somethin' about Wisconson, eh?"

5) never drive a long distance with an individual who finds it necessary to shout obsenities at everytime they pass a construction sight or an SUV.

Currently reading : The Brothers Karamazov: Worlds of the Novel (Twayne's Masterwork Studies) By Robin Feuer Miller Release date: 01 March, 1992

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me and jose down by the schoolyard

so we're all nonchalant drinking beer outside at Harry's and this old couple walks out...and the old gentleman fall down.  do i help?  of course i help.  but he doesn't want to get up and lays there in the breezeway for a good ten minutes. 

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move over Mr. Pound

 its Allentown tomorrow and not even poetry is gonna stop me.

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the conversation.

last night, this happened:

C: Do you think its possible to sweat yr soul out of yr body?

L: I dunno, why?

C: Because I am beginning to think BillyBlanks has no soul.

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