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Category: TGIF! Food and Restaurants

Dear Journal,

im a snoop doggy-dog, but today when snooping too far, i accidentally found a bag of dead animal body juice hidden wayyy in the back of the fridge. i held it up high towards the light to get a better look and expressed some disgust which then my mom became frightened and grabbed away from me and threw away in the garbage. thoughts of my mom cutting up dead babies popped into my head and then that scene in suicide club when the mom is cutting daikon on the cutting board and cuts her own fingers off because she had become numb to the pain due to the hynotic and satanic tweeny jpop music blaring on the tv..after seeing my look of confuzzledment (and terror) she only then fesesd to what this strange bag contained. it was pigs placenta (isnt't that like period?) the benefits when consumed is that it helps hagly women regain the youth and beauty they once had.

Love,
Jennifer

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