I've been Tagged!
Current mood: thoughtful
Category: Life

So, my lovely Sister has tagged me! I guess the rules are that if you've been tagged you have to tell 10 things about yourself that no one knows, and then you find and tag ten other people to do the same. This should be pretty interesting, so here it goes!

1. To me there is absolutely nothing sexier on a guy then a strong back and sexy ass shoulders.  The bigger the better. And I do have to say, that I've lucked out in this regard. 

2. I am a closet comic book nerd. I loved the Batman grapic novels growning up, and I'm a snob when it comes to the Spider-Man movies. The first two were ok, this third one is a piece of shit. The Green Goblins son is the HobGoblin, not Green Goblin JR! And where the hell are th pumpkins?!?! And the hood? AGHH! Sandman was the only redeeming thing about that movie...

3. I like to think that cheesy childrens movies about talking animals and toys that come to life are in fact based loosely on the truth. It just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. That and it makes it easier to believe that my dog really does understand me and he's just choosing to ignore me and be a pain in the ass.

4. I like to bust out a really good British accent when I'm out and about just for the hell of it and to see if I can pull it off. And it worked very well this past Tuesday!

5. I read celebrity blogs daily and can answer anyones question about who's seeing who and who's knocked up in the world of Pop Culture. And they make me feel suprisingly normal.

6. My biggest most irrational fear is to be stuck on an over-pass and have to whole thing start to shake and then collapse underneath me, leaving me trapped in my car under piles of wreckage. Kind of like a scene out of a Jerry Bruckheimer(sp?) movie.

7. I challange anyone to take me on in the Shower Grammys. I would win hands down, but singing outside of the shower only happens when I am A)very drunk, or B) in my car.

8. I've always wanted to be more musical and be able to play the guitar and write songs. But alas, I have freakishly small hands and my fingers won't reach across the neck of a 6-string guitar.

9. My biggest guilty pleasure is to watch old VHS tapes of Fraggle Rock or the Labyrinth at least once a week before I go to bed.

10. I'm sad that our generation doesn't have a voice. We dont have any one that 'rocks the boat' as it were and thats sad. In 100 years the only thin people will remember about this generation is Paris fucking Hilton going to jail and we won't have contributed anything meaningful to society. I'm sick of waiting for the world to change and sick of not having the power to change it.

If I've decided to tag you, you'll get a Private Message from me. I hope you do it! It's kinda fun :)

Currently listening : American Doll Posse By Tori Amos Release date: 01 May, 2007

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random things that annoy me
Current mood: annoyed

I got this from my darling sister....This is a very random list of things that drive me absolutely fucking bonkers! There's loads more and if you've ever spent more than 10 minuets with me I'm sure you know all about it.

YOUR MOST HATED...

CANDY:
anything gummy and sour. i like gummy and i like sour but they should never ever be put together.

BEVERAGE:
tomato juice. its not even good with vodka in it! Why do people drink this stuff! Yuck!

COLOR:
pastel yellow, pink...really anything thats not even suited for an easter egg.

TOWN/CITY:
Inkster MI. Nasty Nasty place, and right across the street from where I grew up.

MOVIE:
Gotta go with Talladaga Nights, stupidest movie ever. Though when he runs around in his underware and yells for help from the Baby Jesus and Tom Cruise all in one breath is pretty funny

ASPECT OF MYSPACE:
that sometimes you spend all this time on one of these stupid surveys and then it doesn't post and then you do it agian and it still doesn't post.

ANIMAL:
Anything that has feathers and the capability of flight.

INSECT:
Earwigs are the most disgusting things ever! I was traumatized after an Episode of ER where Dr Carter pulls one out of some lady's ear....shudder

BIRD:
Pet birds like Parrots and paraquites (sp?) They're not cute and its not funny to take them out and feed them from your mouth or kiss them on the beak or let them shower with you. and please if you have guests for dinner, please don't let it chill out on your shoulder while everyone is eating.

SEASON:
Winter, though I decided a few weeks ago that we don't like in CO and more, oh no. We live in a giant snowglobe that some supreme being picks up once a week and shakes for it's own amusement. They've tried to lull us into thinking its done, but I hear there coming for a two handed over the head kinda shake this weekend. Damn snowglobes....

AGE OF KIDS:
Any one where they scream and throw tantrums in the middle of the store. I've usually seen 2-6 year olds do it best. I don't really like the angst ridden pre-teens wither though.

WHAT ANNOYS YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING:
Emo punk-bitch kids that think the worl is so harsh and cruel to them, and if their soups not tasty they're gonna go kill themselves. GET OVER IT! Give your little sister back her pants, get a haircuat and a job and grow the fuck uop before I help you along the way, I'm sick of hearing about it. There are starving kids in africa who'd kill to have your problems.

DRIVING:
Stupid old people that drive 10 under the speed limit with the blinker on for 5 miles and that have to stop to turn a corner....deep breaths....

TALKING ON THE PHONE:
When the person you're talking to just genuinly doesn't care what you have to say. They just go on and on and on about themselves and how great they are but the second you try to say something they're like ' oh thats nice, now back to what I was saying'. It's just dumb.

WHILE WATCHING TV OR MOVIES:
When I spend $20 on a movie, some stale popcorn and a flat soda, I'm going to enjoy it . I'm not however going to deal with annoying teenagers talking the whole time and throwing stuff around. So don't get huffy when I go out and get you kicked out. I'll beat your ass, 'nough said.


EATING IN RESTAURANTS:
When I get a moronic waiter/ess who can screw up the most basic of orders. I've been there I get it, it can be demanding. But get with it! And learn some gawddamn customer service. Its your job if you don't want to deal with people, work in the stock room of a walmart.

DRIVE-THRUS:
That no matter how many times they repeat the order back to me it will always be wrong.

SLEEPING:
When Mike and Calvin like to take up the whole bed and leave me with the edge and then get huffy when I push them over. Jeez! Oh and when Mike thinks its fun to pretend to be a frog and shove his elbows and knees out and into my back, its great thanks.

SHOWERING:
Mike likes to send the dog into the bathroom when I'm taking a shower. He's a boxer-lab mix. Big dog who REALLY likes the water and LOVES to get a bath. So my relaxing shower ends up a wrestiling match with a 70 pound dog trying to get in with me.

YOU'RE AT THE BEACH:
Hot sand on my tootsies. and old ladies with leather skin who like to wear itty-bitty bikinis.

YOU'RE AT THE GROCERY STORE:
Old Couples who have to each have a cart since they left the walkers in the station wagon, and they go up and down each aisle trying to find the best bargin on mayo. Them and mothers with 5 children under 4 who run around screaming and throwing shit. There's this great t hing that Al Gore invented called the 'INTERNET'. Almost every grocery store has this great featured called 'ONLINE SHOPPING'. Click click done and 45 mins later your groceries are delivered to your door., Save everyone (including yourself) a big headache and USE IT!

YOU'RE ON A DATE:
When the person you're with is feeding you a load of bull shit. Mr. MedSchool is going on and on and on but you look at him and can just tell he still lives at home with Mommy and all he does when he's not at his crappy job at BlockBuster is smoke pot, play video games and watch bad porn. So you nod and smile and at the end of the date, poiletly say, 'Never call me again you Lying Pratt'.

COOKING OR BAKING:
Cooking, thankfully I netted myself a man who loves to do it!

WHAT HOUSEHOLD CHORE DO YOU HATE THE MOST:
Dusting. I always end up having an allergy and asthma attack after its done.

WHAT WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST WAY TO DIE?
Drowning or falling off a cliff, becuase you're aware of whats happening.

WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING HABIT IN OTHERS?
When like every other like word is like "LIKE" and like the whole like time I'm like wanting to like rip my eye's out, like you know?

MOST IRRITATING THING ABOUT YOUR CAR/TRUCK?
Oh where to start. Well. My AC hasn't worked since the summer after I bought it, my driver side mirror is held on by black duct tape and when I drive over 55mph for more than 20mins I have to crank my heater up and roll my windows down so it doesn't over heat.

TO BE COMPLETELY STEREOTYPICAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT GIRLS?
Going with my Big Sister on this one. You think we were influenced by strong women?
I can't stand girls who act stupid to get their way or get out of working

TO BE COMPLETELY STEREOTYPICAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT GUYS?
That they NEVER EVER grow out of school yard flirting. Sometimes poking, teasing, tickiling and play fighting is cute but when they never know when enough is enough or when its not the right time, it gets really frusterating.

WHAT IS ANNOYING YOU TODAY?
Little old Russian Ladies who need to go back to the Mother Country and stop yelling at me for doing my gawd damn job.

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