Brokeback 2:Electric Boogle-Jew

Ok, alright, we're just in the fleshing out stages, but i think this is an idea that will change you, me, everyone and everything.  Like we'll all go to the metric system, boom, like that.  No questions asked.  Just all of a sudden, "That girl is so frigid it's like -4 C in her pants all the time," or "No, my old man just got busted for having 13 decagrams of meth in his fanny pack."  It'll be that big.  Trust me.

The setting is an isolated Rabbinical School in the Catskills.  Our two protaginasts - Schlmo and Paul.  There is some crap in the beginning and middle, you know, plot, anticlimax, all that stuff.  Maybe the sequel will show actual penetration or man on man action.

The payoff, the money shot if you will, is the best part.  They're sitting on some bluff, overlooking the Pocano's Mount Airey Lodge golf course/ski slope.  Since they just sold and gutted the place we'll have the set the film in the late 90's or have them invent a time machine based on the bible code. 

It's a good setting if you remember the theme from those crap mid-80's commercials: "now's the perfect time. the season is just right. we can play all day and dance into the night. at beautiful mount airy lounge, all you have to bring is your love of everything. all you have to bring is your love of everything, beautiful mount airy lodge"  See, that sounds inclusive, like they would have no problems with two crazy, mixed up kids just trying to explore their bodies.

The sun is setting, the wind is picking up and setting their curls to dance about their prayer shawls.  Paul looks at his friend, knowing their love is forbidden, and says "I wish I knew how to quit Jews."

think about it, get back to me.

Currently listening : Let It Bleed By Rolling Stones Release date: 27 August, 2002

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