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Okay, I hate doing the millions of quizzes to show people what I'm like. I really don't care what people think I'm like, because text is text, and somewhere out there, people are reading Hemingway, a drunken abusive macho man, and considering him to be romantic because of the text.
So! What can beat that in a text-covered world? TOP 100's! Oh, snap.
So, here's my top 100 things I like/love, incomplete, of course, and out of order, because I just thought of it.
I'm also skipping things like Sex and any and all parts of my body--Those are beyond like/love, and will not be tarnished by this cheap little list.
1. Alcohol. Oh god How I love thee. Let me count the ways, in the method of counting the rest of this list.
2. Punk Rock. Doesn't matter how, doesn't matter who, what matters is that beat switch-a-round and a slight attitude misplacement. Great stuff.
3. Online Gaming. Screw you, it's not Geeky. It's shoving a rocket in the face of an pistol-toting 9 year old from Korea with your friends in CT, NY, and MI.
4. Geeks. I have to love the people who can fully appreciate some of the things I love, and support them enough to make sure they survive.
5. M-rated Cartoons. Drawn Together...South Park...I'd even throw Wonder Showzen in this category. Give me anything that seems childish in an adult theme. Soprano voices saying horrible things....beautiful.
6. How I met your mother. ...No, not your mom, illegitimate child I've never met. The show. Doogie Howser + Willow....I would cry if I wasn't busy laughing.
7. Traveling. What's the only thing that can make for great conversation without you having to study a damned thing? In the right trip, you'll have more memories than a year of your normal life.
8. Graphic Novels. 1) because reading smaller print in during movement (a.k.a. traveling) makes me a teeny bit nauseous. 2) Some of the most interesting and funny stories written in the last 10 years were found here (Jhonen Vasquez, yay!).
9. Scientology. Hear me out--It's like having a psycho-cult--but!--No one dies, we get to hear all about how insane they are, and they're populated largely with celebrities. It's like an on-going freakshow starring Tom Cruise!
10. Nerds. Some guy recently calculated, through extensive math, that Vampires don't exist. Completely unneccessary, but it makes exponents almost intriguing--Continue teaching me things I know with month-long calculations!
11. Journey. Yeah, that's right. The Steve Perry Band. It rocks harder than the judgement on a whore in Iran. Fuck REO. JOURNEY FOREVER!
12. "Special". This is one of those times (which are getting to be more and more) that politically correct terminology has actually changed the meaning of the word in alot of contexts. It's not just this word, but it's definitely the most prevalent.
13. Futurama. It's Simspons-creator Groening's best show. ...And yeah, I'm putting Simpsons into that. ....I'm not afraid to die. That's how I roll. I actualy would have ranked this sooner, but I just realized it wasn't really an M-rated cartoon, and so...I don't wanna go back and change anything.
14. Sad Episodes of Futurama. I've got this for two reasons--The sad episodes are completely different than the usually joke-after-joke ones (go DL Jurassic Bark, go ahead) and because I didn't want to break that whole short paragraph thing I've been doing so far. Oh, and for the free skip ahead to...
15. VH1. Yeah. I'm not that young anymore. I don't want to see teeny-bopper bands bopping around tee........--I want to see C-list has-been celebrities (I mean that with love) duke it out over 20 different programs with the same basic premise. I want to be told what was great in the 70's, 80's, and 90's--three times over! Hell, I want people to tell me what was great about last week! ....This is why VH1...is god.
16. Buffy. If you don't know what I mean, you're too young or Special. There is no show of that genre that was ever so good or had such an impact on pop culture. Whedon took his failed movie and created a show so diverse in it's own range that the only way to categorize it is by the plotline, which involved lots of vampires. It taught us how to use nouns as verbs, and had quite possibly the strongest female character ever. ...I know I'm a bit scared of her.
17. Funny Racist Jokes. Well, I'll hire the biggest jew in the Jew-niverse! See, that's funny. Other ones can just be mean.
18. Poofters. The greatest gay slur ever created. We should replace them all with this one, I don't think anyone would mind. They'd be too busy laughing at the word Poofters.
19. Animals with fur. Cats, Dogs, cute. Lions, tigers, bears (oh my)--still can be cute. Fuck Sharks. Fuck Scorpions. Squirrels FTW.
20. Scorpions. The band. They're just close enough to being good and just close enough to being cheesy, that they're the perfect hair metal to play when you want to get all...wierd.
List to be continued--and maybe, some day, put in a realistic order. | 
