being a dolphin is how i train for skiing in the winter. - chris
Current mood: hungry

yesterday was good!
got a lot of stuff done around the house
went to drake park to play fris with meghann.
saw allen and b.russell!
and then saw ashley and julie and klc!

later on that night playing fris and drinking roman coke at columbia park
hanging with my besties meghann and janine!
and allen and brandon and chris and everyone else.
doing a rain dance and it working
listening to the music from the old mill, but not being able to get in because we're not 60 years old.
chris morphing into a dolphin HAHAHA
watching a guy fall riding a bike was hillarious.
beer run to westside 7-11 and seeing my girl katie!
and probably half of bend, man that place was poppin for a monday night.
showing off my grill in the car
janine got the best pictures i hope she sends them to me.
and then me being the best dj ever
we got the car dance party rolling with mac dre and whitney houston and I'M A SCAT MAN
meghann lost her flip-flops, hopefully she found them.

josh is coming today!  he will be here until friday.
i'm very excited
we will be out and about A LOT.  so text me and come hang out with us.
he's never been here.

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rip grandma rock.

my great grandma just died.
my family is all flooded in in cedar rapids and can't get to the funeral
and might even lose their houses
and i'm stuck in bend.

i miss my grandma already.  her huge-o meals at exactly noon and 5 pm.  her and great grandpa recently moving for the first time in like 50 years just for shits.  the two of them cracking so many jokes and making me laugh so hard when i went to see them last.  catching fireflies in their yard and chasing away the racoons from the vegetables, haha.

this sucks, man.
i want to go back home.

http://www.legacy.com/ottumwacourier/Obituaries.asp?Page=Lifestory&PersonId=111657615

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training
Current mood: yo baby, i miss you.

last week:

two fritzs
getting paid to not really work.
taking over cascade station
bouncy balls out of the cow wrangling game [bend josh won the grand prize of a sticky hand what a jerk!]
hanging out with everyone at red robin.
piggy back rides
kicking ass and getting 10000 points at lasertag
OLIVE GARDENNNNN WOO
ordering a creme soda and getting one with booze in it.
partying in my suite.
montana quarters
seeing dan for the first time in a year.  i miss that kid.
oh yeah.  he was wasted.
crashing the sheraton.
hot tubbing
rub a dub dub with soap josh stole from the hotel
my boob falling out when josh and harold pushed me into the pool
canonballs from 10 feet up
drinking in the sauna
then hotboxing it.
running through the sheraton holding hands and dripping wet.
trying to find that girl's room.
stealing the rules sign and throwing it in the garbage.
hiding in the ice room
piggy back ride to the hotel
only to find out kris split his whole damn chin open doing something stupid
drawing a map on the shower wall with shampoo and conditioner
drawing on each other
josh turning on the shower and me freaking out and falling in and getting my clothes SOAKED
shaving my legs and washing your hair
sitting in the shower and talking for like an hour
[we had swimsuits on]
finding out sterling was listening to us the entire time AHAHA
going on a drive because we can't sleep
cuddling in the parking lot and listening to music
being DRUMPF the next day
talking about breaking the waitresses' legs and poop at lunch
being on the clock and going to the park to study with josh
not studying
playing catch and talking and laughing and smiling and rolling down the hill
jumping into his arms and spearing him in the face instead [my bad]
arbys
shirtless shirt ninja
then hiding from leif [sorry man]
making bets and me totally winning!
getting even more drumpf.
ice cubes.  enough said.  whew.
FINALLY breaking the tension.
:]
shopping
the park
pictures
saying goodbye

ISLANDS!
"i am mega man.  i also can't touch my penis."
the 'i can't touch my penis' dance
"you got some spare change?  i gotta PEEEE"
steven making me laugh super hard on that walk [probably the most fun walk ever]
stealing balls and lampshades
passing out and everyone piling shit on me [thanks assholes!]
sleeping in.
zach's shack
the red light
rock and roll vanilla ice comic!
"someone's drawing pussies in the lattes."
mt. hood
dumb drunk girls that pee their pants
dairy queen and stickering my car
delicious looking people
"i'm not trying to drive across the country with a unicorn bong, man."
epic midnight runs to timberline with the only light being the moon
dumb drunk girls peeing their pants
hookin up!
the best drive home ever

a certain someone is driving down to come see me soon, and i can't wait :] :] :] :]

if my summer is even half as good as last week, it's going to be the best summer ever.

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happy 21st man.

today would have been kyle's 21st birthday.  where we met two years ago.  that was one of the best days of my life.  the start to the best summer of my life.

it sucks.  i miss you more than you could even imagine.
we're all drinking 40s of pbr in honor.
give me a call if you wanna get down on the action.

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now i remember why

i stopped partying.
UGH GROSS.
drinking sucks.

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FUCK SONIC

for filling my drink up 3/4 with ice.
absolutely ludacris
the ONE time i forget to order no ice in my drink.
and they're way too expensive.

off to my dance competition.
and m.i.a. and ladytron and a day of sasquatch!
see you tuesday.

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dr. mario is the best game ever.
Current mood: luminous

last night was the best night i've had in a really, really long time.

THUG LIFE
so much booze it hurts to think about.
making pimp cups
making a mess with hot glue.
dancin around to marky mark [and the funky bunch, duh.]
electric boogalooin
my grill
slaying everyone at dr. mario
having to play dr. mario with one eye shut because i got dizzy
waffles.
hangovers.
kegs with beer that has an alcohol level of 8%.
stealing beer out of a bathtub
the party time jug [you have yet to fail me!]
cuddlin.
and of course, excellent conversation until 6 am.

here's to hoping...

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why my friend is an idiot.
Current mood: i hate that beezy.

so thursday night was drinking night at the justins and joshs house.  and another guy i work with decided to come.  but he's whipped as hell and can't leave the house without his girlfriend.  everyone hates her because she's fucking crazy.  but i've never met her, and i figured i'd give her the benefit of the doubt.  he calls me to get directions, and i walk out on the porch to try and find him.  so i see the two of them walking down the hill.  so i wait for them to come up and we go in.

she hates me because she thinks i have a thing with her boyfriend.  because i watied for him on the porch.  hahaha.

what a fucking nutcase.  i hate that broad.

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who’s that driving? patrick swayze!
Current mood: i miss you.

last night i went to ben and jerry's with herrick
and some guy had a bmw with lambo doors
and was ghost riding through old mill
hahahha.

it just snowed about an inch in half an hour
WHAAAAAA?
it was 80 degrees like 3 days ago.
i lovelovelove the mountain right now.
but seriously, i'm ready for some sumsumsummatime.

my legs hurt so bad from auditions yesterday
i really think they will fall off.

monday will be great!

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how to make your movie not suck.
Current mood: hungry

don't cast keanu reeves in it.
especially as a badass cop.
it's laughable, really.
[the obvious exception to this rule is Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure.  that movie rules.]

street kings was pretty good other than that.
thanks for the popcorn kai!  miss you!

eugene was a blast.  cole's hair.  the coalminer hat.  the fight.  90 degrees and missing every single sporting event by like 5 minutes.  the best breakfast in the entire world!  and the delicious bagel and chai.  and seeing my logan rau.  such a good time.  i love janine and meghann.

house hunting with the new roommate today :] can't wait!
thursday = tea house with taylor and drake / "poker" night [hopefully with paul]
friday = photo shoot for smashbox cosmetics, and i'm sooooo excited!
saturday = crew auditions.  should be fun.

i have good feelings about this weekend.

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