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Monday, July 11, 2005

What is Homer Simpson like in real life?

Interview taken from here

The Prince of Puke talks porn, pubes and periods

As part of Rochester’s ninth annual ImageOut Festival, writer/director John Waters will be giving a lecture at the Dryden Theatre on Sunday October 7 at 8:00. Waters, who is perhaps best known for making that drag queen eat dog shit in Pink Flamingos, is bringing two of his older films to the ImageOut fest. 1977’s Desperate Living (10:15 PM Monday 10/8 at the Dryden) and 1974’s Female Trouble (Midnight Friday 10/12 at the Cinema) feature the kind of things that make Waters’ films unmistakable --- teen rebellion, crime, sex, cha-cha heels and, of course, appearances by Mink Stole and the late Divine.

But Waters is much more than the principal purveyor of midnight movies. He’s an author and…well, he’s probably done a bunch of other stuff, too. But to me, he’s the star of one of the best episodes of The Simpsons and even has one of the funniest lines in that show’s history (“and Helen Lovejoy, sure, she looks blonde, but I've hear cuffs and collar don't match, if you get my drift”).

PSB: What’s Homer Simpson like in real life?

Waters: Bigger than you think and a good actor. They just sent me a great cell from that episode of me in the car with the Simpsons, and it’s great. It’s hanging in my office. It’s great being a cartoon. I’ve wanted to be a Disney villain since I was a child, and this is about close as you can get.

PSB: So you’re coming to Rochester to lecture.

Waters: Yes, I do my vaudeville act.

PSB: Do you have it all scripted, or do you just fly by the seat of your pants?

Waters: Oh, I know what it is because I do this 20 times a year. It’s a monologue, but I’m always changing it. It’s a constantly changing monologue.

PSB: What’s the weirdest thing a fan has either done to or for you?

Waters: Weird in a good way or weird in a bad way? Once a girl took a tampon out of her vagina and sort of splatted it down on the table for me to sign. And I signed it (laughs). I have some fans give me rare books I’ve been looking for. Mostly it’s very nice. The only thing that really surprised me was one woman who had me sign her back and she came back the next year when I was at the same place, and she had it tattooed on. That gave me the whole idea for the Cecil B. Demented character having the tattoos of her favorite directors.

PSB: Did you know your name is an anagram for Wrath Jones?

Waters: (laughs) What’s Wrath Jones?

PSB: I don’t know? That’s what I’m asking you. It’d be a good wrestling name.

Waters: Wrath Jones, porn star. I think it would be a good porn name.

PSB: You know that thing you do to figure out your porn name?

Waters: Yeah, your middle name and the first street you lived on, right? Mine isn’t very exciting.

PSB: I thought it was your first pet and your mother’s maiden name.

Waters: Mine would be Rosie Whitaker.

PSB: That’s not bad.

Waters: It’s a girl’s name (laughs). Your way is too gender confusing.

PSB: Do you have vanity license plates?

Waters: Absolutely not. Suppose I commit a crime? It’s the dumbest thing in the world to have vanity license plates.

PSB: What do you think about your Internet fan sites?

Waters: Well, I don’t comment on them because none of them are official. There’s so much wrong information on the Internet. I’ve seen some of them and some make me laugh, but I’ve got better things to do than be on the Internet all day long. Even porno is bad on the Internet. E-mails are ugly. Who’s going to save an e-mail? Can you imagine an e-mail in a case in a library somewhere from a writer. It’s horrible!

PSB: People used to save love letters, but saving love e-mails is totally different.

Waters: Who’s going to save love e-mails? Who’s writing love e-mails?

PSB: You see a lot of movies. What have you liked recently?

Waters: L.I.E. (playing at the High Falls Film Festival), Our Lady of the Assassins (opens at the Little on 10/19). I liked Lumumba and Bully was my favorite movie of the year. I liked Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. He could tell me a blowjob joke anytime. GLAAD was wrong about that. I think the movie Glitter is staggeringly amazing new bad movie. That’s what I did after the World Trade Center tragedy was pay to see Glitter.

PSB: To help the economy out. Wait, what needs more help, the economy or Mariah?

Waters: These reviews might have made her have a relapse. I heard in New York, at the gay theatres, it was crowded because everybody had seen such terrible reviews. They would applaud every melodramatic thing and have lighters (laughs). I saw it alone in Baltimore. There was nobody else in the entire theatre except three little girls who ran out because they were scared because they were in a big dark room with nobody in it.

PSB: Have you been to any good criminal trials lately?

Waters: No, I don’t go to trials anymore. I can’t because I’m afraid the jury will recognize me and take it out on the defendant if they don’t like my movies. And the press always thinks I’m there to make a movie about it. It’s too complicated. I did just read the book My Daughter, Susan Smith. I can’t believe that’s a book.

PSB: What about reality TV?

Waters: I don’t watch that. I think the World Trade Center thing is really going to hurt reality TV.

PSB: Which do you think is a more surreal news event: the World Trade Center attack or the U.S. Senate talking about pubic hair in a Coke?

Waters: Well, the Trade Center is certainly more tragic. I was just on an airplane sitting next to Clarence Thomas and I didn’t recognize him. He seemed familiar, but I just didn’t know who he was. If I had known it was him, I’m wondering if I would have said something like, “Is there a hair on this drink?” But I don’t know if I’d have the nerve to do that, though.

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LETTERS From CAMP Rehoboth, Vol. 8, No. 15, November 20, 1998

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CAMPing with John Waters

by Fay Jacobs
 

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Film maker John Waters at the gala with board member Jill Roberts,
and Rob Rector, President of the Rehoboth Beach Film Society.

On Friday, October 30, LETTERS reporter Fay Jacobs had the opportunity to chat by phone with film maker John Waters. He spoke to LETTERS from his Baltimore home, two weeks prior to his October 12 appearance at the beach to kick off the first Rehoboth Beach Independent Film Festival. Jacobs reports the conversation was informal, fun and quite enlightening.

Hello, Mr. Waters, do you prefer that I call you Mr. Waters or John?

Oh John, absolutely.

I understand you spoke with Rob Rector about the festival. Exactly how did festival honchos convince you to attend?

They called my agent. I’m on the lecture circuit, mostly college campuses. So they just called and asked. I do this sort of thing all the time.

You’ve been quoted on the Festival web site saying "If ever there were future John Waters stars lurking in Delaware, they’d be somewhere near Rehoboth, it’s my kind of town. Why?

It’s a gay beach town. It’s perfect. And because beach towns are always more extreme—especially in the winter. Most melodrama and insanity happens in the winter.

Well, I think that rings true for Rehoboth. Your film Pink Flamingos was extreme, celebrating, among other things, trailer parks. Might we convince you to shoot a film at one of Rehoboth’s many mobile home communities?

No, I’ve done the trailer park movie and I have no need to repeat it! But thanks for asking.

My favorite of your films was Hairspray. Tell me about having Divine (CAMPnote: the late Divine starred in many of Waters’ earlier films, including Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, Polyester and Hairspray) as a neighbor when you were growing up?

Well, we didn’t meet until high school when he moved into my neighborhood. I used to see him at the bus stop, with different color hair every day. He was an only child and his parents owned a nursery school of all things—he wasn’t exactly the best ad for his parents.

I read that Divine was hassled all the time in high school—he hadn’t even become a drag queen yet.

No. He was quite the opposite. He was almost a nerd and he regularly got beaten up after school. Sometimes the police had to take him home. He didn’t become Divine until way later. I guess people didn’t see the divinity lurking there.

With the recent murder of Matthew Shepherd, do you think Divine would have it any easier today?

Well, if he went to school as Divine, things have changed so much I think he could have been homecoming princess. I mean Drag Queens are all over the place. Being out there and militant helps. But if he still was in school as Glen he’d still be hassled.

I mean with regard to the Wyoming thing—you know what? I hate the girls—the girlfriends of the killers who are still trying to justify it— more than the boys. I hope the girls get the electric chair. Well, really I don’t because I’m against capital punishment, even for them. But I think the boys might get the hot seat. What is the message? What is it they’re saying? Their excuse is that the boys were cruised? You certainly should be allowed to cruise straight people. Heterosexuals do it all the time with their comments and whistles.

Is there anybody on the scene now that fills the void left by Divine?

Well, drag queens aren’t new now. Back when I was working with Divine all the other drag queens were really square; so serious. I mean they all wanted to be Miss America. And what he was doing was making fun of drag. The other queens hated that. I think if he were still here today he’d be playing men as much as women. He was moving in that direction. What’s new now are drag kings, which is why they are in Pecker.

Pecker is about the downside of overexposure and stardom—do you relate to the leading character?

Not really. Ninety-nine percent of my life, of the celebrity has only been good. I’ve enjoyed it and I like being recognized. But the other day there was a really good example of a downside—I was at the Club Charles in Baltimore and the next day somebody told me that they read on the Internet that I went to take a pee and didn’t wash my hands. I mean Big Brother is really watching. The Internet, for heaven’s sake! But other than things like that...oh, and I can’t have bad sex anymore. I mean I can’t go out and... anyway, I don’t find a down side to it. It’s wonderful. I get to commit every crime I ever wanted to commit, but I do it on film and I don’t get punished. It’s great.

Is your next film— purported to be about a gang of teens terrorizing the film industry—going to be autobiographical?

No. Well, it’s about a lunatic film director who kidnaps a Hollywood star and forces her to work with him, but no, I have a sense of humor. The character in the movie is very serious. But it’s a story I’d be interested in!

It is called Cecil B. Demented, and we were supposed to make it before Pecker, but the financing, which was from France, fell through. By Hollywood standards, I guess it’s more insane than some others. And more expensive to make. We’re hoping to get it going, though.

I know you love Baltimore and still call it home. What do you love about it?

It’s a great place for thinking. I get my inspiration for films in Baltimore. Lots of people are certifiable. I mean normal people are very strange if you just listen to them. They come up with really crazy things. So I walk around and listen. I’m in New York a lot now, and I have an apartment there, but I still come back to Baltimore to get my ideas.

I was just on Route 40 by the old Westview theatre, which is now a Home Depot...do you miss the big old theaters?

Well there certainly are very few left. I love the Senator, a beautiful art deco place. It’s where I saw Wizard of Oz when I was a kid. And now I get to walk by and see the marquee saying Pecker by John Waters....that’s cool.

Do you have favorite clubs in Baltimore?

Well, other than Club Charles, the coolest bar in Baltimore, where I go a lot, I don’t want to go naming places. But I don’t like separatism, I like mixed clubs. In New York I love one of the places that advertises itself as a hetero-friendly gay bar. I love that.

You once told Jay Leno you loved inadvertently bad movies. You mentioned Mandingo and Other Side of Midnight—any recent favorites?

Not since Showgirls. That was really bad. I mean good. Good bad movies don’t mean to be bad. But now movies are purposeful trash. Like all those tongue in cheek film noires.

Everybody seems to agree that your recent movies are more mainstream—still funny and offbeat, but not as trashy and shocking. Is this maturity or is anything else at work here?

Well, I don’t know. I feel like I’m still twelve years old, still mentally ill. But I haven’t wanted to repeat myself. You move on. Times change, too. Yeah, maturity, I guess.

Was it more fun making movies one step ahead of the police?

No! (he interjects quickly.)

Or, do you enjoy the luxury of being backed by big studios?

I’m too old to go to jail. I have fondness for the memories of the old days, but I paid my dues.

How do you think independent film makers treat gay issues vs. the Hollywood style?

Hollywood turns gay people into Thelma Ritter—the next door neighbor who never has sex. Independent films whine about the issue—too much. And underground films are proud to be out and kick ass!

Is it true that you love to hitchhike. Is that how you are planning to get to Rehoboth?

No, they’re sending a car for me! But I hitchhiked in P-Town last summer. I love to do it in some of the smaller communities. That’s one of the upsides of celebrity. Generally people recognize me right away and I get a good ratio of pick-ups. It works in Baltimore in the snow.

Well, I’m looking forward to meeting you at the Festival. Where’s your next stop after Rehoboth?

The next day I’m off to Europe. Six or seven countries for the publicity for Pecker. Rehoboth will be my last stop in the USA for a while. I’m looking forward to it.

So are we! See you at the beach!

 

LETTERS From CAMP Rehoboth, Vol. 8, No. 15, November 20, 1998.

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'The Tingler'

For John Waters, 'The Tingler' Still Resonates

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Greg Gorman

John Waters Fine Line Features © 2004

 
 
 
'The Tingler'

The Tingler, starring Vincent Price, produced one of Waters' favorite scenes. Columbia/Tristar Studios

 
 

Morning Edition, November 16, 2004 · John Waters' films, including Pink Flamingos, Polyester and Hairspray, have been described as raunchy, perverse and hilarious. The director has relished making audiences howl and cringe -- often simultaneously.

So it comes as no surprise that Waters would pick a scene from a 1959 William Castle horror movie as one of his own favorites.

In The Tingler, starring Vincent Price, the monster is an organism that lives inside your body. As Waters describes it, "the Tingler... grows when you're frightened and the only way to kill it is to scream." In one scene, the Tingler gets loose in a movie theater.

In the real theater, the audience was sent jumping by buzzers wired under the seats. "Every kid went crazy," Waters tells NPR's Susan Stamberg. "It was cinema mayhem."

Waters also has a favorite playwright: Edward Albee (The Zoo Story, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? and The Goat). As a rebellious youth, Waters says he read Albee and thought "there was another value system, there was another kind of beauty and smartness and coolness..."

Stamberg's report is part of a series, Scenes I Wish I Had Written.

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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Wading Through and Drinking in John Waters list

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Mondo Trasho VHS
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