Our Beloved American Afterburner : Do you suck ?
Current mood: chipper

This whole self sanctification of being an asshole gots to go.
I mean, I'm a monster...but damn, come on.
Fucking people are becoming more rude and selfish.
I know I sound preachy...to those who truly suck.

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The "No You Dint" of Ezra Pound
Current mood: artistic

Super intellimarketing statisticerifffic!

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Girl Rocks ! Brits Remain Intolerant
Current mood: numb

Read Story : Chunderstanding
This is a link to a story about an actress. I guess she's pretty well known.
Don't ask me, for :

a. i could give a rats ass
b. see a.

But just because I've never heard of this hottie doesn't mean I can't have an opinion.
And I am of the opinion that she rocks because she's rowdy.
Lemme guess...she's gay?
Everytime I say "Man that chick rocks"
Bam!
Lez.
Not that there's anything wrong with that
as they say.
It just always happens.
In the same way I am always served the
grow spot of the tomato in coffee shops
and hamburger joints.

I used to date Lisa Kudrow.
She left me because of the tomato thing.
Either that or I turned her lez.
I'M JUST KIDDING !

So go read the story about the pretty lady
that got throwed outta her apartment in Englandtown
because she's a hootin' and a hollerin'!

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Grover To Receive Lifetime Acheivement Award/Lost Cat

 
Grover to receive lifetime acheivement award / Lost Cat

Beloved Muppet, Grover will receive the Cantinflas "Mucho Allegre" award or "Mugsy" as it known. Scheduled to present the award at Tuesdays dinner and ceremony in a Torrance,California Kiwanis hall is famed rapper, Pink Eye. Also scheduled is a host of
celebrities including widow or Lorenzo Music, Mrs. Lorenzo Music and Cher.
"Have you seen kitty?" quipped the ever jubilant Grover before reporters at the Hollywood Press Club announcement luncheon. "I can't find kitty".
A puzzled Grover merely stared back at reporters when asked if look-a-like Super Grover would be attending Tuesdays ceremony.

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Groups : Two plus individuals? Alien invasion scenario?

These days a "group" means more than one person.
That's better than the old meaning which was a miller of farmer who sought the company of a harlot. That was then...

Where are the esoteric groups?
LIke The El Camino Real Chapter of
"Save me some rice".
Now that's a bunch.

I hate when people finish all the rice.
It's not like anyone ever wants to make more.
Rice is only good for one batch a night.
A second batch is always hard on the inside
gooey on the outside.
And that makes a mother fucker
cranky.

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GCN : The All Ghost Cat Network
Current mood: pensive

Once upon a time a screenwriter had a vision. That vision was Ghost Cat.
Above all, Ghost Cat is two things. A ghost and a cat. That's two things, right?
Okay.

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ohm ee-fell
Current mood: hopeful

an odd and troubled girl once i befriended as penpalentine
(of sorts)
writes to me

the nature of her latest bit of correspondence?
not much
but to announce her presence at (on, in, what have you)
myspace dot com.

i says
"i'll bite"
i says.
so i go.
here.
there.
to myspace.
there are scads i know.
scads.
people from many walks of one life.
mine.

hi there, if you find me.
you may very well.
i hope it is a non-event.
chances are
i love you very much.
truly.

as someone i once knew might say
"the punchline is..."
well, the punchline is that someone i really don't know
at all
has lead me to a place where there are people
that i once knew very well
or within reason at least.
at least.

that beats a paper cut all day long.

as for my alias.
made up on the spot.
i'm clutch when those
i-net forms pop up.
oh yeah, buddy.
i'm a real sender, boy.
translated : i just made something up.
it sounds good
(as words can sometimes)
when you snooty up the
proununciation of the sirname
in question
Ohm Eifel
(ome-eefell)

and so it is.
good for now.

ohm, out.

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