Become an anti-smoking nazi!
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes

I asked them twice to please stop smoking in front of my store. Asked them in a nice way even. The very next day, puffing away in front of my store and even more disgusting, they were doing that thing all smokers do, hack out all that phlegm! Spitting in front of my store. So I called the cops, because you see in Greenwood Village there is a law that prohibits smoking within 15 feet of any public entrance. So the Five-O showed up, issue a warning. Now, they play this game where they walk by my front door smoking, never stopping, just slowly walking, and pushing me! Oh yes they have given me the lame excuse that they have the right to smoke, and we have heard smokers babble this Bravo Sera line for years and the bottom line is that's all it is, BS! You have the right to smoke - great for you - but that does not give you the right to share your shitty habit with me! When your right starts to put the health of others in question, then I would suggest you re-elevate you're code of conduct - your ethics - your (insert big word here), your selfish self-centered thinking!

I am now going to be intolerant of smokers - if you smoke - face it, first you're a total dip shit. That's right let me say that again: If you smoke you're a total dip shit! As a kid remember you would go camping and have a big bon-fire and the wind would shift and smoke would start blowing in your face. Of course you moved. But for some reason, some people must have actually liked that crap, because they actually light up their own fire and inhale it! Yet there is hope...

England is considering cutting out smokers from health care since they made the choice to ruin their own lives! I read that and though, I like that - it has elements of a dictatorship and logic and greed all tied together! It's beautiful.

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Ride a bike - Own the Road!
Current mood: blank
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

Why, pray tell, is everyone going so damn slow? It doesn't appear there is any road construction going on, no accidents, so why is everyone going so slowly? Moments later the reason is revealed in a god ugly bright yellow spandex shirt, wearing those spandex pants - which make everyone look like some fashion travesty, riding his bike in the middle of the road, complete with that BIKE ATTITUDE! Oh you know what I am talking about, that ATTITUDE that screams I am entitled to ride my bike in the middle of the road and slow down all you gas consuming ass wipes! Please!

As a bike rider here is what I just do not get about other bike riders:

A: Why do these people insist on riding in the middle of the road? Cant they just get the hell way over to the right side of the road - I mean WAY over - as in - ride that goddamn bike in the gutter you jack!

B: Okay I know they are called SIDEWALKS but it seems to me that these WALKS make perfect bike roads! Currently, in fat ass America where everyone sits on their ASS at home, these sidewalks are not being used. They are clean, smooth, and nobody uses them for walking so why not turn them into Bike roads - in fact - if you're a bike rider get your ass up on that sidewalk and get the hell off the road!

C: Why is it okay to impede road traffic and insist that you and your freaking bike should be TREATED no different than an automobile - but suddenly the BIKE Jack comes up to a stop sign or stop light, suddenly they get to be something above traffic laws! I mean as a auto driver there is nothing worse than trying to pass some bike road hog only to have that same jack ass pass you at the traffic light so they can get in front of you yet again, and thus causing you all kinds of problems in trying to get around them yet again!

D: Safety. Lets look at the facts, bike and rider comes in between 120 - 260 lbs, car/suv comes in well over 2000 lbs - winner CAR - Bike rider - severe brain problems. I mean this little math fact alone is what propels me to ride my bike on the sidewalk!

E: Fashion - Bike Riders look how you dress! I mean how do you do it? How do you wake up in the morning, putt on that stupid BIKE DRESS then go look at your self in a mirror and then say to yourself "I am ready to go in public." How does that work? I would think you would be so damn embarrassed to be dressed like some bad harlequin that you would want to be off the road and out of human sight!

Currently watching : Maxed Out Release date: 05 June, 2007

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The New Born...
Current mood: full

Three years ago, a friend of mine, who I've know for the past 20 years, called me in the middle of the night to tell me that his wife had given birth to their son. Over the next few weeks, he continued to call and tell me how "cool" his son was, that he was just the single most interesting human on the planet – blah blah blah… I made it a point to actually investigate this most amazing new human. When I got there, "amazing" was hidden from my sight by a blue fluffy blanket. After about 30 minutes the bundle containing said super human started to make this little grunt sound. That was the moment when I first saw the most amazing person in the world – but something was very wrong – first, he didn't seem capable of making eye contact, and no words were spoken from said person, in fact, he was sitting his own vomit – and looking all bleary eye as near as I could tell. "Isn't he amazing? Just look at him." Trust me, I am looking and I see a little human that doesn't seem to be very much with it and the word "amazing" isn't coming into the front of my mind. I just didn't get it!

About two months ago, I had my most amazing person in the world come into my life as well. Oh sure, he vomits, SEVERAL times a day, all over himself and on those around him! He likes to sleep in pee-soaked diapers, can actually hang out in his own poop for a time, and he doesn't speak a single word – but damn he is freaking amazing! For example, he has gas; he starts pumping his little lets to get that stuff moving through his system. We wake up every morning with mommy on one side of him and daddy on the other side and he smiles. As of this very morning he started to laugh. He's so strong that his big sister gets upset because she can't hold him. He's so cute that he can knock your socks off if you're not paying attention. He can already roll over and was actually sitting up un-assisted yesterday for a moment. He likes the outside, he likes the dog and cat. He knows his entire family by both sight and sound (and has known us by our voices from the minute he was born!). If placed in water, he starts this heel to toe walking motion. He's the only person in the word who can barf all over me and it doesn't phase me. Oh sure, you might not see it if you were to actually see him, but he's so very cool, and he already has this personality. Something interesting about him, he has a little scar on his side, how did he get it? What is it from? At times you look into his eyes and if seems like you are starting into someone who is aware of all that you are saying and doing. Amazing.

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Aspects of the New World Order Conspiracy Theory:

Maybe I need to back up and go into a little more detail about how the N.W.O actually works in the minds of the cult members. The mechanism, like all cults, works on the basic premise of an identifiable "us" verse "them" - which is then coupled with a perceived fear factor. The fear factor usual involves the "them" group attempting to somehow control or even destroy the "us" group. The leaders of the "us" group create this fear factor by citing various news item or words said by elite members of the "them" group. Of course, in almost every case, EVERYTHING must be taken out of context for it to fit into the conspiracy blue-print for world government. This makes me think of the book Bright Lights, Big City – where the protagonist works in the department of Factual Verification – and one of his co-workers always sings to him "facts all come with a point of view, sometime Facts don't do what you want them to" oh how very true for the N.W.O Cult members! These so-called whistle-blowers alert us as to the goings-on of the New World Order by targeting members of the ruling elite so they can then de-construct their entire speeches to "read into" just the right comment that confirms the on-going conspiracy.

In fact, for those of you not in the know, it is a simple to manipulate the daily news to fit into the N.W.O. box: It's simple, just go to the daily Drudge report and start getting wacky – for today:

Democrats Escalate Iraq War Debate... of course the Dems are calling for a time line to get US Troops of Iraq – and are debating the budget to finance the troops.

Okay, seems like nothing normal, but then we couple this story with this headline (also on Drudge):

CHENEY: MILITARY ANSWERS TO ONE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF... Obviously this is a signal to anyone who want to challenge the Police State of America – What the Vice-President is saying here, esp. to the Democrats, is the Military is under the control of the White House! Conclusion: American has undergone a military coup and is now a Police State.

Moving down the page we get: Man With Drug-Resistant TB Locked Up...
Of course he is being locked up! The power elite has created a drug resistant TB to help curb population control and this guy poses a threat in exposing the awful truth!

And then: Green lasers target commercial aircraft in Hawaii... Of course, what the sheep are not getting about this story is this is not just some random lasers, no these are controlled by the Military (which ties into the Police State of America) and they are just doing a trial run for the real event which is coming- the targeting and shooting down of Commercial US airlines – which can then be blamed on an act of terror and thus help the power elite destroy the Bill of Rights and take away all our freedoms as we exchange our freedom for security!

AIDS VICTIMS FLOCK TO HOLY WATER 'CURE'... Just more population control here, they are testing people to see if they willing go to these "cure waters" because the next time it's going to be cyanide gas and this is just another Auschwitz waiting to happen!

You see how it works – try it yourself – it's fun and you can just make shit up and go completely unaccountable!

Other Hot spot or focal areas to member of the Cult:

The Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) and the New World Order
The CFR is the promotional arm of the Ruling Elite in the United States of America. Most influential politicians, academics and media personalities are members, and it uses its influence to infiltrate the New World Order into American life. Never mind that this publication is available to anyone at his or her local booksellers – so it's not really a secret.

Bohemian Grove Intruder Says He Feared Human Sacrifices -
Richard McCaslin planned a heavily armed assault on the exclusive Bohemian Grove men's club for more than a year, believing "it would take something dramatic" to draw attention to human sacrifices he feared were being held there. – How many times to I have to tell you – they are MOCK human sacrifices!

Freemasonry: Midwife to an Occult Empire -
The occult revival of the 20th century can be directly attributed to Freemasonry and its peripheral entourage of acolytes: Theosophy, the New Age Movement, Satanism, Cabalistic Black Magic, Enochian Magic, Gerardian Wicca, Alexandrian Wicca and Sex Magic. – They forgot Mormons for Christ sakes!

Information Awareness Office: How's This for Paranoid? -
Utilizing the full capabilities of Echelon technology and a sister organization called the Information Exploitation Office, the US foreign and domestic spying capabilities are akin to an "All-Seeing-Eye". – Police State – hello! …I think someone is logged onto my computer right now and…

Rothschilds and the Grail Bloodline
Jacob Rothschild, the current head of the Rothschild dynasty, has intermarried with the Sinclair family, forging an important alliance between the head family of the Illuminati, and the supposed descendants of the Grail family. – Oh my God! It's a giant power-elite breeder program – it's Eye's Wide Shut all over again!

The Depopulation Bomb by Jim Keith
There is a solution other than what the elite consider excess population. Why not prevent the poor - for the sake of argument, let us venture a conservative 99% of the world's population - from having children altogether, or if that isn't possible, at least vastly slow their birth rates? – That explains the massive population boom we have had in just my life time – from 2 billion to over6 Billion – ah hey guys, it's not working…

The Order of the Skull and Bones
The story begins at Yale, where three threads of American social history - espionage, drug smuggling and secret societies - intertwine into one. - This is something created by the Harvard student body in an attempt to dis-credit their academic rival!

Currently reading : The Warren Commission Report: Report of the President's Commission on the Assassination of President John F. Kennedy By President's Commission on The Assassination Release date: 15 February, 1992

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My Life with the Conspiracy Theory of History Cult Pt.3
Current mood: hungry

…It was some of the worst news one could ever hope to hear – the shitty company who actually employed me, was now going to transfer me out of state. I was given a choice, New Mexico or Montana. Simple! On December 27th, 1993 I pulled up to my new apartment in Billings, Montana. The transfer had ripped me out of my Denver life-style and now I found myself in a town of only fifty thousand people – the largest in the state! My biggest shock, being torn from my daily does of Talk-radio. In order to keep the flame of my obsession alive - I turned to the national AM Talk Radio shows. During the day hours Rush Limbaugh – then the horrible down time until 11:00 pm then Art Bell's show Coast-to-Coast.

Now my involvement in the conspiracy theory of history took an even stranger turn. I had become addicted to the Art Bell show and starting to seek out other Art Bell listeners! In seeking out other like-minded people I was struck not by any lack of people, but by the shear numbers of people. What required emphasis here is the degrees of "whacked out" I encountered.

In 1994 here are just some of the people I encountered:

Don "the UFO man" – Don was one of those people one runs into when out drinking. He was an older man – maybe in his late-50s, very well spoken, well dressed, actually had a real job –and even owned his own house. In time I became friends with Don. For his office was only two blocks from my own, and it was not uncommon to run into him while having lunch. During one of these many lunches the topic of Art Bell arose in our conversation. I was telling Don my ideas about aliens from other worlds – kind of in a joking off-hand sort of way –were unlikely to exist – as I was laying out the odds of having two species evolving at nearly the same rate, on different worlds, and having achieved a similar technological level, and then to be in contact with each other didn't seem likely. Don set his fork down and told me – in a very serious tone of voice – that both he and his girlfriend were in contact with a small group of Aliens from a star system in a cluster of stars "we" call the Pleiades – further this group of aliens somehow had the ability to transform their alien bodies into a body that was more human like through a hologram type of devise/technology. "How did you meet them?" I asked. "Oh no, he said, you don't meet them, they seek you out – just go to Hardin and they will find you." I don't know why but I obsessed over his words and that weekend I found myself in the dot called Hardin, Montana. Needless to say – this special family never did contact me!

Paul "The Big Foot" Guy. Oh yes this guy – mid-20s married and just classic! Paul was an outside salesman for one of my customers. My job required working with our customer's outside salesmen to train them in our products. Paul and his entire clan were from the Mountains of Appalachian in North Carolina. He lived in a Family Trailer Commune outside of Missoula, on the edge of a wilderness area – generations of his family lived out at the compound – from his grandparents on down. In truth, I believe Paul was a good guy and meant well – but Jesus this guy was a goober redneck through and through. Conversation with Paul went something like this: Paul "Sheeetio – hell last night was sitin on my mammas porch and a damn bear come round – so my brother and me grabed the home canons and fired away. I can guar-own-god-damn-tee-it that bastard ani't going to be coming round our place no more – shit." I asked him how long he had been living in the woods – apparently he lived with out running water and electricity – as did his entire clan. "All my days." I asked him what was the strangest thing he had ever seen living out in the woods "Oh sheeetio – that's an easy one – Bigfoot." At this point Paul went into great detail about his encounter with the smelly creature we all know and love as Bigfoot – his emphasis was on the smell – apparently it was very bad and he had found some "hair" on nearby tree-limbs after his encounter with the monster. When asked if he still had the hair sample, he told me he did. Amazing enough, I really got along well with Paul – for me he was just one of those people you read about in books. I asked him if he could take me out to the place he spotted Bigfoot and could he show me the hair sample. Four hours later I found myself trekking through a Rocky Mountains wilderness outside of Missoula. Paul insisted that we both carry a rifle in case of "trouble" and there I was with a .270 Remington in Tow. Two hours later we were there. The place was creepy – Paul showed me the area he had spotted the animal. Holly Mother of God it actually looked like a "den" or "nest" – it contained broken limbs, grass, willows made into a primitive nesting "area" and, just as Paul had said – the smell was horrible – and I even found a sample of a black greasy hair – although I never did see the mythical creature.

Joe and Jill "America" – What can you say about these people? Gun rack in the truck, country music, republicans, Clinton haters – and they had a lot of friends who were just like them – in fact at this point in my life it's hard to think of any one as being an individual – they all sort of blend together into a great big hegemony ONE. With the election of Bill Clinton, Montanan had turned into a hotbed of New World Order watchers! Some of these people turned their views into some strange actions. When the Oklahoma bombing occurred – I started taking stock in those around me. Then one day I had to go to this small town out side of Roundup – the township of Jordan. I arrived in the middle of what can only be called an armed camp. Local police were involved in a stand-off with a citizen / militia group calling themselves "The Freemen of Montana." The group, for me, seemed to be loosely based on the Michigan Militia - who had recently gained national attention:

Michigan Militia a loosely organized paramilitary organization founded by Norman Olson of Alanson, Michigan. The organization formed around 1994 in response to perceived encroachments by the Federal Government on the rights of citizens during the early Clinton Administration. The MMC declined during the late 1990's and was essentially defunct as a statewide organization by 2000, though several small splinter groups continue.

Of course defenders of the group, Joe and Jill America claimed local police and FBI officials had kidnapped members of the group and were now holding them in the Billings jail torturing them! In fact, once they were in custody in Billings, the local sheriff had the two men hog-tied and was torturing them as per FBI orders – which come from Clinton's Justice department!

I think that was the moment I started to break away from this cult. In truth, these "Freemen of Montana" were involved in a series of check and Money order fraud (thus ripping off their fellow Citizens) and I happened to know one of the people they had "ripped off" with a hot check – by all means they were your basic losers – no questions about it.

I use to tell people – "if you ever want to just drop out of society and make yourself a ghost – then Lincoln Montana is your place. Lincoln, Montana is located about half way between Great Falls and Missoula. One side of the town you find a lumber mill on the other side a beef jerky plant, with a gas station in the middle. One day, while driving from Great Falls to Missoula I approached Lincoln. There were black Chevy suburban everywhere! They even had a Helicopter flying around! I was diverted off the highway to an area where the police could search my car – they even had one of those hand held mirrors that you use to look under cars – very east bloc like! After looking my car over they let me go. When I got to Missoula – the news came on the radio and announced that the Unabomber had been captured in Lincoln, Montana just hours ago!

In May 1996 I was transferred back to Denver. Once I returned I sought to establish my old connections. Things had changed…

Currently watching : Commanding Heights: The Battle for the World Economy Release date: 30 July, 2002

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My Life with the Conspiracy Theory of History Cult Pt.2
Current mood: cynical
Category: Life

…In March 1993, while sitting on a sea wall in the Los Angeles' beach town of Huntington Beach I intently watched a magical wall in the distance. It would rise out of the sand to a height of about three feet, and then very quickly it would crash foreword. This process continued to repeat. Pointing this phenomenon out to my friend, he looked to where I was pointing. His only reply "Dude it's the acid – that's not a wall – those are waves from the ocean." Amazing enough, that was the clearest moment of the entire week – in the next ten days things became very strange: one night I sat in a parking lot and watched a Volkswagen Beetle cry, later I had an insect chase me in a car across the entire Los Angeles basin area – from the Valley to Orange County, I had a fish taco squirm out of my hand and swim away in the gutter one morning, I nearly had a head-on collision with a giant hand in the middle of I-405 which was holding up the left lane – of course. I even watched US tanks attack and kill American Citizens in Waco, Texas!

Wait – when the acid wore off, that whole tank attacking US citizens thing, well it turns out it was an actual event. At the time, said event didn't register much in my book about what mattered most. One day I was sitting in a Dennys and overhear these two guys talking about AM talk radio. What caught my attention was "international bankers controlling world events like what happened in Waco, Texas!" A short time later, having became obvious that I was ease-dropping on their conversation I introduced myself. We started talking about Waco and what had happened there. After an hour I was convinced that these two guys were maybe onto something that I had kind of stumbled on in College. Both Marty and Bob, it turns out, were deeply involved in Denver AM talk radio and other right-wing groups. They asked if I would start to listen to their talk shows, maybe come to some meetings, and at the very least to please start questioning the actions of our own government! In the following weeks, I started to explore different ideas about how the N.W.O was bringing about their plans for a world government take over of America. In just a few short weeks, I was deeply involved into the workings of the Conspiracy theory of History – aka. The New World Order. For me – game over! For everywhere I looked all I could perceive was The New World Order (N.W.O) and the workings of their dark plan…

The New World Order...
A Brief History of the New World Order…New World Order (Novus Ordo Mundi) refers to a conspiracy of a powerful and secretive group is claimed to be planning to eventually rule the world via an autonomous world government, which would replace sovereign states and other checks and balances in world power struggles. In new world order conspiracy theories, many significant occurrences are caused by a powerful secret group. Historical and current events are seen as steps in an on-going plot to rule the world primarily through a combination of political finance, social engineering, and mind control.

Like most things I get myself interested with, I became not just interested in the subject – Oh no! I took it over the top! I started appearing nightly on AM Conservative Radio talk shows – soon I was asked to come on and guest host some nights. I even appeared as a guest on a Christian Call-in Television program where the entire premise was "Bill Clinton sucks ass because he loves fags and it is going to be a great day when they all go to hell!"

During these early years my primary target of hate – Democrats and that other form of scum that plagues our society - Liberals! In fact my tactic of choice was any form of sneak attack of all leftist politicians. I remember calling into a radio program once in Billings, Montana. Democratic house member Max Baccus was the shows guest that morning – Once on the phone I actually insisted that his voting record in congress has done only harm to America, and if he had any honor he would commit supuku that very same afternoon. I even told him I wouldn't stand for any crying out in pain by him or funny faces on his ugly mug as he pulled the blade upward and to the right and thus ending his worthless life. For you see I was the one chosen to expose these chumps, and only I could call out these "communist pink-o scum bags" and reveal them to the ignorant world!

In late 1993 I moved to Montana and my involvement in the New World Movement really picked up….

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My Life with the Conspiracy Theory of History Cult Pt. 1
Current mood: thoughtful

In early 1991 I awoke one day to find myself in a dark woods…

That woods - my History Major Thesis class at Rhode Island College. Taught in the spring semester of 1991 by the college's Middle Eastern historian Dr. David Thomas. Let me put this class into context: Collation forces, lead by the United State Military engine, was involved in what could only be considered a quick "mop-up" operation of Iraq forces in the region – known at the time as the Persian Gulf War – today re-named as the First Gulf War – go figure! My attitude towards the military action then has not changed much from today. In checking my journals at the time, I often referred to the war in this sort of passing- sarcastic – and dare I say – Hemmingway like vignette: "the War is still going on today – it's really amazing how much fire power we have deployed in the gulf – a freighting amount of fire-power really – although I am a little put out that the camera's on the cruise missiles turn to snow the moment they enter a window."

I remember being a little put out at the time that my professor for this class was a middle eastern expert - as I had little or no interest in anything in the middle-east. The class started with a series of brain storming sessions – thus enabling students to come up with a thesis topic. In a round about way, my topic/event emerged – the formation of ARAMACO. What is ARAMACO? The short version – it is an Arab / American oil company that operates in Saudi Arabia (still does to this day) – it was basically set up by the US State Department although it is a private company. It is a company that somehow was able to divert US oil revenue back into the coffers of the Saudi Royal Family as a type of - well what can only be called – a payoff – a "royalty payment" is what they termed it – thus keeping Saudi Oil under the sphere and influences of the West (US/Europe) - despite growing tensions in the region over the creation of the Jewish state – Israel – in 1948.

About once a week we met with the professor to go over our research progress. In these meetings he continued to ask me why? Why did the US State Department let private citizens deploy US Foreign policy in the region – who made that decision, why is that important and a load of other such questions?

During one of these meeting I made the following observation to my professor, "What I find real interesting is this guy John J McCoy – the President of the Chase Manhattan Bank, and yet he is involved in the creation of Aramaco. In fact the more I looked into this guy - I suddently discovered this guy is showing up all over the place – he's friends with Allen Dulles – a partner in the law firm of Sullivan and Cromwell – who's largest client is United Fruit Company in Central America, while his very own brother John Foster Dulles was the then US Secretary of State. Then I find out McCoy (maybe his name is McCloy - Ill have to double check that) was also a part of the Warren Commission assigned to investigate the assassination of the President in Dallas –the President of the Chase Manhattan bank is involved in solving the crime of assassination of a US President! Honestly, it's like the forces of Nationalism, the quest for Economic exploitation, even military dominance aren't shaping human events – rather it seems as though history is being created by individuals – powerful, wealthy individuals."

At this point my professor gets this look on his face, his eyes light up and he leans forward and says to me: "So are you saying History is shaped by powerful individuals more so than groups of peoples exerting their wills through traditional "means" such as nationalism, or social economic or even military forces?"

"Well, the evidence seems to suggest just that."

"You should look into that more."

I left it at that – at the time I was running out of time and needed to conclude my research / thesis so I could graduate in time.

I didn't think about the "Conspiracy theory" of history again.

In late 1992 that all changed…

Currently reading : The Prize: The Epic Quest for Oil, Money and Power By Daniel Yergin Release date: 15 January, 1991

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Eye Doctor
Current mood: grumpy

To say that my reading speed has slowed down would be a tragic understatement – it hasn't just slowed down since this past summer, oh no, it has grinded to a total standstill. It's not that I don't like reading anymore – nor do I think it's due to other activities – rather it has to do with my vision. Since this last summer my eyesight has taken a turn for the worse. The scary part is the sperm donor who thinks of himself as my father has managed to go blind due to "retinal detachment" something – honestly I think he has aids and just inst telling anyone – well my poor vision then coupled with this bit of information suddenly I find myself lying awake at night thinking my vision is going to go away forever. Further, I am so busy I don't have the time to go see anyone about it either. Finally, this last Saturday I made the appointment and went in to the eye doctor. Okay big surprise, currently I am seeing – with my glasses on – keep in mind - 20/60 – in other words, Billboard signs at twenty feet are a little unclear. Then the doctor has me look at objects close-up and far-away – then she sits in front of me and says something like this: "well when you look at objects close up your eyes are not able to re-focus to look at objects in the distance…" - At this point I start to laugh because I know what is coming – it's fucking tragic even – I mean if there is one thing that just pisses me off it is when someone has medical evidence that I am aging! I hold up my hand to stop her. "Yes" she asks me. I tell her to let me finish this sentence for her - "I need bi-focal lenses right?" That is right.

HAHAAHAHAHA Now that is some funny shit! Well the moment this ole-fart gets said glasses I will make sure to post some pics up so every one can see the evidence of my aging! Who knows, maybe Ill even start wearing my paints up way high – almost to my chest or something?

However, although I am a literary snob can I just say this: I think Snape is a very bad man. I have already pre-ordered the last Harry Potter book and if anyone would like to join me at Borders at Parker Road and Arapahoe Road on the night of July 21 for the release party - well please do - it's going to be a blast and trust me the chances of a book release generating this much fuss happening in your life-time again - slim!

Currently reading : Running with Scissors: A Memoir By Augusten Burroughs Release date: 01 June, 2003

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NWO and Shittly Local Bands on MYSPACE

There I have done it! Are you happy? Yes I am talking to you shitty local bands - for months now you have been requesting me to add your suck ass band to my page - as if I am actually going to listen to you - and now I have added you and am going to go into great detail about how you blow ass and how you're just wasting your time being in a band that is going nowhere!

And then there is that other group I added in bulk today - the New World Order people - okay I admit it - I sought out Alex Jones and added him - in truth - I like the guy - he is very funny and I like that about him - I mean considering he's from Texas and I still like him says a lot. But that little connection has sparked a whole storm of NWO people - and that is great - However the basic problem with these people is they think they can make a difference - when in truth - you can not! Ah hold on there brother - a bunch of black SUVs just pulled up to my place of employment!! Some guy wearing cheep sunglasses is asking me to hand over my Post-1932 Gold - oh my god - I am being forced to get a chip implanted in my forehead...

Currently listening : Keianh (Psalm 69) By Ministry Release date: 14 July, 1992

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A Dog, Turkey Greese, and Running out of gas (fuel)...
Current mood: working
Category: Religion and Philosophy

"Honey I dont know"

That was Wednesday morning before I left for work.

She was looking at the dog Charlie and continues telling me: "Just keep in mind that he ate a lot of turkey grease last night so he may need to go out several times today."

Oh I wish I had of listened. As of late the dog's been going to work with me. The idea behind this move, well he's a large dog and thus maybe I can pass him off as some sort of beefed up security measure at the store. That and I dont like him sitting in his kettle all day long.

Arrived at work, and took the dog over to the side of the building, he does his business - I figure - hey I am in the clear for the day.

Two hours later: dog is acting all hyper. I hear this butt sound, look over the counter, and the dog is taking a dump on the showroom floor. Panic - quickly I get him outside. Still nasty mess on the floor that I have to clean - and the smell kills appetite for lunch.

Hour later - dog starts acting hyper again - I drop everything and take him outside - I am in time this time - thinking: this is great - I feel so damn smart.

Closing time - dog is not acting hyper as I leave but figure better take him out to the poop area just incase. Sure enough - cool - I am the man.

About 4 minutes into my drive home nasty smell in the van - I turn on the cabin light - about puke! It's like water - it's brown, and JESUS it STINKS! Window open - gas light comes on but I need a station with a car wash so I drive past my normal gas station.

Irony - I am driving with my head out the window - dog has his head inside!

In the hinterland - aka middle of nowhere - I hear the butt sound again -sadly I turn on the cabin light and the stuff has increased - both in area covered and smell! I actually puke out the window at this point. Wait - oh no something is wrong with the van? What is going on? Why do I not have any power - why is the engine not running anymore?

2 minutes later I am sitting on the side of the road out of gas. Since the car is stopped and the wind isnt coming in - the smell is horrible! I am in the middle of nowhere - I have forgotten my coat - Colorado - December - freezing - I can not sit in the van waiting for my possy to arrive because of the smell so I am outside braving the cold!

Flighty arrives about 30 minutes later with Gas for the van. Get home, the wind has picked up, now it is really cold and as I am washing out the van, I cant stop thinking of that scene from Goodfellows where they clean out the trunk of the car.

Moral of this event - do NOT feed your pets turkey with lots of grease!

Currently watching : Salo - Criterion Collection Release date: 12 August, 1998

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