I read a series of books called the Twilight series, called such because the first book is called Twilight. It's written from the perspective of a girl named Bella who moves from sunny Arizona to Forks, Washington. A town that's always cold and wet. She meets a strange boy who turns out be a vampire and she falls in love with him despite the fact he wants to drain her like a shot glass and he falls in love with her despite wanting to drain her like a shot glass. He's a good vampire who only drinks animal blood and she's a clutz with a heart of gold. Oh yeah and some crazy vampires try to kill her and she... well I don't want to spoil it for you.
They made a movie about it and hopefully will do the other four books as well. It comes out in November. Everything was sunshine and rainbows.
Staphanie Myer was currently working on writing the first book from Edward's perspective. This has been done by other authors and is really great for those die hard fans who still have questions. Some jerk wad leaked the first few chapters which were still in unfishished. Now she dosn't want to continue writing it. As a aspiring writer I know how much emtions can play into writing and if your not in the write mood nothing goes the way you want it too.
TOO TWILIGHT FANS OR THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED IN THE BOOK.
I strongly urge everyone here to write individual letter's to Ms. Myers. Many people may start petitions but as a comic book fan I can tell you these don't mean squat. I also urge those of you willing to, to make you tube videos. I believe she does see these videos and the emotion you can put in a video comes out more clearly then on paper, but paper is solid and adds up.
Tell her what these books mean to you. Tell her how you've met good friends because of these books. Tell her how you've been inspired. Tell her how you cried and laughed. She needs encouragement and the knowledge that continuing is worth it. not just for us, but for her and for the characters that she brought to life.
I recomend a black or red evelope. The theme colors of her book covers.
He's back on My Space so I no longer have to implement my plan of sending gnome to louisanna with a note asking for information about him. The ONLY reason I didn't do that is because gnomes are fucking expensive. No, really the cost of buying the gnome and mailing it from NC to cajun country is very expensive and Helen is very poor.
Okay about me. My boobs have remained the same size SO STOP ASKING... Ashley.
Classes are good and I won third place in my schools literary contest. Last year I won first. I strongly belive that the change was do to the fact that last year I wrote a horror story and this year I wrote a comedy. Which genre is taken more seriously people? The other reason I think I got third place is it was the first draft. Do to time constrants I wrote the story then submitted it. Last time I had time to have people, like Kinky Banana, look at it and give me feed back. Big difference between a first draft of writing and a third draft of writing. never the less... I will WIN next year!
Okay, for the summer I plan on writing, blogging, drinking, masterubating, swimming, reading, gnomeing, blogging and anything else I haven't been able to do this semester. If anyone wants to offer suggestions they may do so... except about the masturbating part. I don't really need or want suggestions from you guys in that area.
I'm also thinking of making a bunch of tri-boards and selling them because I learned this semester that I am one of the few poeple on campus who knows how to make one.
I also want to try to write a hundred stories before summer is out and pick like the best ten to enter in contest. Not for the money, but for the prestige it can give your transcripts when you have a shitty gpa.
When I was a kid I saw Ben Hur and it was the first movie I ever saw chariot racing in. By far a good choice as far as chariot races go. He’s done other films but that was my favorite. My dad quoted the war ship scene, "You live to serve this ship. Row well and live." as a morale booster for his men who do concrete construction. when one of the guys wasn’t their any more he would explain his dissapearance as "He wasn’t a good rower." It’s one of my favorite films and he was like wise one of my favorite actors even though alot of the movies I saw him in were made before I was born.
Charlton Heston Died saturday night and you can read about it here if you like. I’m going to watch Ben-Hur today and I would like to ask that all of you take some time out of your busy lives to watch your favorite Charlton Heston movie today.
So the world ended and we’re on a island... with Mr. Potato Head
Okay, so Kinky Banana was wrong. The Apocalipse did come. It was not silly at all. Unfortunatley I was right and It was because Hillary Clinton was voted in as president and Al Gore was vice president. It's now January 26, 2013 and a few of us have survived on a island. This is our story...
Mike - Our Gilligan
Mike Think's He's On The Verge of Something Epic - Our Skipper
Elija and Jamie - The millionaire and his wife
Chrissa - Our Movie Star
Richard Cox - Our Proffesor
Kinky Banana - Our Mary Anne
The Muse
Plus more surprises!
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OCC: Okay I intend on writing more but it's 5:38 am and I have thee worst stumach flu I have had in a looooong time. So, if you do not wish for me to write about you please staet your complaints now.
In case of Apocalipse please hit the green button. Thank you.
According to the Mayan Calender the world will end on December 21, 2012.
According to the I Ching the world will end on December 21, 2012.
Seperate continents, same date. I'll let you google at your own discretion. So is anything special happening on that date? Well, the earth will be in exact alinement with the milky way galaxy. Probably a coicedence right? Anything else happening that day? Certain scientists, like Albert Einstein, have theorised that a massive polar shift might occur.
Now we aren't going to know for sure untill December 21, 2012 but for the sake of this blog, and my point, let's pretend that's exactly what's going to happend. The poles are gonna shift and we're all gonna be pretty fucked unless we're some how prepared with a plan. If we blew katrina what are we gonna do when this happends. So ask your self this question: which canidate is most capable of dealing with the Apocalipse?
Hillary Clinton
Barack Obama
Edwards
Romney
McCain
or
Huckabee
Now before you decide let me just say this; Hillary Clinton is evil and she is the only canidate I think capable of causing the apocalipse. I am very scared she may get back in the white house. No, she wasn't a voted in leader but for centuries the spouces of rulers have given them adivse so I can promise you that even if Bill didn't always do what she thought was a good idea he listened.
It has been said that Barack Obama shouldn't be president because he dosn't have enough experience. I think this just means he hasn't been spoiled yet. He scares me the least out of all the canidates and I think his "down to earth" additude is genuine. If the apocalipse came I think he would do all he could instead of going insane or fleeing for his own life. However he did vote for the Bush backed law to buil a 700 mile long fence across the border. He's not the only one though. Evil Hillary and McCain also voted for it. To my knowledge the Huckabee, Edwards, and Romney did not.
Edwards has some very conservative views that I don't like. I'm a republican and ideally I would like a libral republican like Giuliani. However, it has been my experience that conservate democrats are nuts. I don't want to see this guy snap and I am fearful of what his policies might be.
I don't know alot about Romney. He says he dosn't support abortion rights except int he cases of rape and incest. I'll give him credit for saying "sometimes it's okay" instead of never like a lot of republicans but the guy needs to do his research or at least read Kinky Banana's blog on the subject. However he could be just saying this to get on the republican ticket. Giulini was practly a hero but he wasn't "Republican enough." He has a few other views I agree with but a few I don't like that much. I'll vote for him if Giulini is his running mate.
McCain is weired. He supports a union between a man and a woman but opposes a constitution amendemnet banning same sex marrige. He supports federal funding for embryonic stem cell research on embryos that would otherwise be discarded pr perpetually frozen. He voted against a ten year extension of the assualt wepons ban. I know he's not my first choice but I don't know if he's a definate no yet.
Huckabee is insane but I think harmless so long as he dosn't have a gun. Wait, he has a concealed carry permit. Well less harmful then Hillary at any rate, which dosn't say much. Opposes reauthorization of the assualt wepons ban. Opposes manatory trigger locks for hand guns (why?). Opposes waiting periods for gun perchases. (why?) Owns a variety of fire arms. Now, he did say that certain Republican plans to deport illegal immigrants are "unworkable" (gee, you mean like that fucking wall????) but with everyone having such ready access to guns I don't think people will care much about illegal imigrants because they will be too concerned about the guns. However, their is a chance that if he get's the candacy he will make Stephen Colbert his running mate. Why? BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY AND HAS GUNS AND STEPHEN ASKED HIM NICELY!!!
Keep all this in your head when you here about the primaries and Caucuses coming near you. You can goto to the CNN link here to learn more about the canidates and when the primaries and caucuses are coming near you.
Just once before the apocalipse I would like to go to the voting booth and say, "gee both canidates are so good I don't know who to choose" instead of "Gee, both canidate are full of shit and the only difference is the smell!" Help me by voting for someone whose not Hillary but not insane and evil.
I have no idea what I'm doing. I have no clue where my life is going but I don't like it. I have seriously considered commiting my self to a insane asylum and I probably would except for the fact that I doubt my insurance would cover it and very bad things happend in those public ones.
My writing has drastickly changed back to the way it was in the very very begging and I have a few theories why but nothing I can really pin and say "that's definately why." I dred school which I use to love, I dred work which I use to like, and I don't blog as much for rather ridiculous reasons. I have the time. Saying I don't is something I tell my self. I just don't feel like doing anything like which is so stupid because I don't feel like doing the stuff I don't like and I don't feel like doing nothing. What the hell is left? It will be happy go lucky and all that. None of this depressive rambling that has no real substance, not to say most of my blogs had substance but at least they were enjoyable.
How I Spent My New Year’s Eve or How I Got Hot Wax On My...
I went to work and my new assistent manager is anal about the way things should be done in such a way that is the opposite of productive.
I came home later then I thought. Fireworks, that we bought last July, will have to wait till tommorow. There is a sick side of me that wishes to set one off in every part of the neiborhood early in the morning so as to annoy some one with a hangover. However, Karma would get me with that one.
My Grandmother has come so I could not be too loud. I love her but she manages to say the wrong things to my mother.
My dad's gift FINALLY came in the mail to day.
I wrote a blog with faulty videos. CURSE YOU YOU TUBE! I failed in being able to fix them so I have provided links. At least the kitty pictures came through.
I attempted to get drunk and discovered I don't like Tequila. That's pretty sad considering how many bottles of it I have gone through the years (two-ish?). I didn't get drunk. I didn't go out. I didn't make out with the love of my life or some random stranger who was ugly untill I had a few good shots in me. I am alive though.
My New Year's resolution is to have a more exciting New Year's Eve this year.
Happy New Year Yall!
P.S.
I forgot to say this. I got hot wax on my face and in my eye before I started drinking while blowing out a candel too hard. I took a picture before it started stinging. Ow. I really wish I had the strength to get drunk and laugh at silly things and be numb to pain.
You don't have to do everything here, but you should at least try it before you knock it. It's close to the end of the year and we all have our happy memmories and sad ones. Regrets and yuta yuta... Anyhoo, why not end the year with some fun shit, neh? Here we go then.
First off Richard Cox, beloved writer and grits advocate, has either gotten a sex change or stole the eye's of Barbra Walters. I can't remember exactly but you should go here to read his blog Hi, I'm Barbara Walters
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender say's "We don't serve your kind here!" The mushroom replies "Why not? I'm a fun-guy!"
fd Kinky Banana aka Zulinky Banana aka Kinky Banana Whore aka Sarah aka The Butcher of Fine Literature aka The Tool Belt Kid aka Cigar Girl aka Sailor Banana aka Ms. Aka had this to say in her most recent blog "anything you might have heard about what I did instead, past, present or future, is absolutely true, and I take full credit, even if it's ridiculous, outrageous, or impossible. Feel free to make new stuff up, and no, I don't care to talk about it. It's all true." Will do Kinky Banana. to view her blog go here This is stuff.
The following video is entirely Richard's fault no matter what he claims other wise. It will warp your fragile little minds if you dare watch. You have been warned...
You know that other really annoying song that has the really annoying dance to go with the really annoying song? I was forced to learn the dance in first grade. It's still annoying when sung by chipmunks.
It would be rather bold of me to assume you were all wondering what I was up to so I won't. To recap this year:
I won a literary award for $300. It all went into savings and all my savings went into Christmas gifts. Genious aren't I? I have decided to put more of my small paycheck, I get an average of $45-$50 a week, towards my savings.
Speaking of work, I have decided to look for another job. My pay check has gotten smaller, I have had four managers in four months, I got scolded today about how I handel the pizza boxes, and over all the managers make little effort to show they care about their employees. I get sent home early most of the time do to a lack of business. I wouldn't mind this so much if they didn't schedule me till 8 pm so I make my schedule work around that then I get sent home at 6 pm or earlier. They tell me "We can not predict how busy it will get and it isn't personall." Bull shit! We clock in with a computer. If you have to send home four or more people every night early then it dosn't take a rocket Scientist to figure out this week will be no differen't. Schedule me to what will benefit us equally. Not what suits you in the event of sales suddenly going up by forty percent. I have worked their for four months and I am thinking of staying on for two more just so I put on my reseme that I was their for six. However, at this point in time I have no skills and most restaunts or shops don't care too much about experience unless they want managers so long as they need employees. It may not matter whether I work four months or six. the chinese Restraunt near me is looking for waitresess and the gas station near by is always in need of casheers. I am a slow learner and the business a casheer has to deal with might make my hair fall out. The chinese restraunt isn't within walking distance and I don't have a licence. For right now I'm stuck here but I may quit out of sheer hatred for a job which I use to take pride in and enjoy. Yes it's pizza, but the fast food inustry is only slightly younger then the prostituion industry and that's something to take pride in.
I lost a freind. He's alive, but I realised he isn't worth having. A man I detest referred to me as "his dog" and he said nothing. My freind said he dosn't get involed in things like that. This is a man who said he and his father beat up a man for hitting his wife. A stranger is worth defending and I am not? I was not expecting him to pumal him. I would have settled for that tipicle "hey, man that's not really cool" or a "shut up" would have done nicely. I have difficulty with my self esteem. Having a freind not say a word for me when I have stuck up for him against false and true accuzations is a little hard to handel. Either i have no value or he's a coward and a liar. Either way I could not remain freinds with him.
I got to see the secound season of Rome. the only thing I really don't like about the series overall is their portrayell of Cleaopatra and Egypt and the fact that my dad keep saying "You don't know that" in reference to my constant saying "They wouldn't do that" or "that's not how they were." I won't go into detail because I don't want to spoil the series for you but they don't portay Egypt in the most positive light and the fact that the BBC worked on it hints to me as to why. Britan won't give back the Treasures it stole from Egypt why would they be historically accurate and inadvertently show Egypt positively? Other then that I like it alot and they don't show Egypt much in the first season and in the secound season they kinda have to. Watch it. You will like it.
More girls are attracted to me then guys. This would not be so bad if I was bisexual, a lesbian, or bi-curious. I am tottally not attracted to women though so this is just a downer. the only men who have shown interest have been pretty desperate and wishy washy. I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't cook, I can't kiss, and I have low self esteem. If a nice guy came along who I liked and thought well of Poe but thought Brian Singer should burn in hell I would probably turn him away either in fear he wasn't really that good or in fear that I would drive him nuts what with my low self esteem and bagage.
My favorite teacher has had to deal with tumors, a long term relationship ended, a mother who had a heart attack, and a dog who passed away. I hope she has a better year.
My new Year's Resolution is to not repeat the same mistakes as last year.
This blog is too long and not that ineteresting so I will leave you with pictures of liquors I like. Enjoy and Happy New year.
That's pretty sad considering how many bottles of it I have gone through the years (two-ish?). I didn't get drunk. I didn't go out. I didn't make out with the love of my life or some random stranger who was ugly untill I had a few good shots in me. I am alive though.
