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Age: 38
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Saturday, July 05, 2008

lily allen in da house

ok errors try again

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

listen to music playlists
Current mood: hungry
Category: Music


Find more music like this on The Viewers

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Watch TV Shows, Movies & Documentries
Current mood: cantankerous
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities


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Sunday, January 20, 2008

lily allen


Full terms and conditions

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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

PHISHERS, HACKERS and SPAMMERS have started to spread

During the past two weeks, PHISHERS, HACKERS and SPAMMERS have started to spread like wild-fire here on Myspace.

It does appear that many people here on Myspace do not know how a HACKER operates.

He/she/they burrows onto your page and generally within a week, if you do not remove him/her, kindly say goodbye to your page.

There are 5 major SPAMMERS operating here probably more.

If you receive a comment from a friend with any of these comments, kindly DELITE the comment, INFORM the friend who "sent" it because it's the spammer who has send it, not your friend, immediately change your password.

The comment is there for a reason.It is there to monitor your account.

If you have it sitting there for more than 2 to 3 days, BYE BYE.Your page will be taken over...Simple.

No ifs or buts, the HACKER who sent you that SPAM, will take over your page and use your page to send even more SPAM.

These are the 6 brutal SPAMS that are currently circulating.

1. BUD JOINT.COM.- you will receive a comment with a bud of marijuana.

2. BUD HOOK UP

3. [MACY- he is rampant at the moment.]

4. RINGTONES-they come in many guises, but Photobucket or any
of the other photo-hosting services, do not have RINGTONES in their stock of images.

5. GUCCI-telling you what a lovely bag the friend has just bought.

6. NOTE THIS ONE; I see it all the time - STALKER-TRACK-this one is the new boy on the block, as it is fooling people because it carries a picture of TOM. That way people will believe that TOM is somehow endorsing and supporting the device.

If you haven't already noticed there has been a flood of fake add requests from Tom @ Myspace.
These are not real, they are fakes!!!
Do not accept these profiles MARK AS SPAM!!!



OTHERS TO WATCH AND REMOVE

1. A message read like this: "A girl/guy saw your picture and thinks you are cute, contact her/him as....." LINK

2. "Wonder what my brother think when he see this picture of him..."LINK

3. "lol have you seen these pics yet? im suprised her myspace didnt get deleted yet for posting pictures like that."...LINK

4. "OMG u gotta try this website. it asks you a few questions and somehow it tells you everybody from our school who has a crush on you. no clue how it works but i just tried it and it really did lol."...LINK

5."can't believe she put pics like that on her myspace.. talk about slut.."...LINK

6. " wonder what your brother think when he sees this pic of you?"...LINK

7."lol have you seen these pics yet? im suprised her myspace didnt get deleted yet for posting pictures like that."

8. "OMG u gotta try this website. it asks you a few questions and somehow it tells you everybody from our school who has a crush on you. no clue how it works but i just tried it and it really did lol."

9. Photobucket ads without picture(s) only talking about UPGRADING.

THEY ARE ALL THERE TO TRACK YOUR PAGE PERIOD.

REMOVE THEM AND CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IMMEDIATELY.

DELETE THE FRIEND THAT SENT IT UNTIL THEY HAVE CHANGED THEIR PASSWORD.

I cannot stress the simply point that you MUST change your password every other day.

This is IMPORTANT!!!! DONT CLICK THE COMMENT LINK IF YOU SEE LINKS IN YOUR OR YOUR FRIENDS COMMENTS. What happens is once you click the link it captures your cookies on your machine. Once it does that the virus wait for you to log into your account, photobucket account and so on and will delite all of your images and videos in your account or it will post porno, nude photos on your entire friends list...Your account got pished and are cloning your page...our profiles.This virus sending person copies our pictures & creates a profile similar to ours. Then sends scrap, spam or garbage to our contacts or friends in Hi5 and other profile sites. Insulting them…or asking them personal information….and you also get a nice trojan horse in your computer.Why this trojan is so bad? Well it kicks out your own virusprotection at first and its not easy to take away. And who wants to be without protection these days???:



If you are generally online everyday, the HACKER finds it difficult to penetrate your account.

The accounts that are PHISHED are generally accounts that have not been activated over a 4-5 day period.

It is as if a burglar who watches your home.

If you are in he will give you a miss and will then find a vacant house to do his dastardly deed.

Simple.

Check your comments before allowing them unto your page.

Myspace is a fun place, but as in life others are their to thwart your enjoyment.

Do not allow that to happen.

IT'S TIME TO FIGHT BACK AT PHISHERS, HACKERS and SPAMMERS.

I have had to DELETE some friends, because:

1. They haven't done anything.

2. They don't believe it with happen to them.

3. They only do PART of the above steps; all steps MUST be done.

4. They are idle and don't check they page often and have their comment box full of spam.

5. They don't care.

I didn't want to delete them; however, it is spelled out for everyone, and everyone needs to follow this advice. Since I posted this about a week ago, I have received approximately 28 of the hacker comments and from friends I know well too. Please, don't wait for me or someone else to contact to take action; DO IT YOURSELF DAILY!

Have a nice continued Happy New Year !
Be safe ! Take care !

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men jokes bitch slaped by women
Category: Blogging

Why don't men wear tight underwear?
It cuts off circulation to the brain!

Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads?
When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, "I don't know."
When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, "Ohhhhhh."

Why are vibrators better than men?
Because they never screw other women, never come in drunk, and you don't have to do their laundry!

Why do men die before their wives?
They should.

What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need........
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need

How does a man keep his youth?
By giving them money, furs and diamonds.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
A mental hospital.

What's the most common cause of hearing loss amongst men?
Wife saying she wants to talk to him.

Why are hangovers better than men?
Hangovers will go away.

How are men and batteries different?
Batteries have a positive side.

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Sunday, December 23, 2007

its 5 in the morning and she cannt get laid
Current mood: validated
Category: Blogging

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John's Fuk Results

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1: How much ass will you be getting this year?
You've blown our minds and our scale. You're simply off the charts. Cheers.
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2: How soon will you be getting ass?
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next 14 days
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3: How attractive will the people be from whom you'll be getting the ass?
Well . . . .Let's hope to god they have personality
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4: How wild and crazy will you be when ass-getting?
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You could instruct the Marquis de Sade, you cad, you.
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5: How irresistible is your own personal ass?
We can't tear our eyes off you, you're so damned devastating. If we ever met, it'd probably kill us.
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6: Are you getting just waaaaay more ass than your friends?
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Mandy BurgellKristen MarcheEmma LansleyCas Lee
Paula SilvesterAmy CarterNathan Peter SloaneAnita Brook
Kristi JayneDenise WarnerKatlin Louise FieldMorgan Webb
You don't have enough friends to compare yet. Invite them!
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Maria HydeLauren TillettKerri CupitMandy Burgell
Kristen MarcheEmma Lansley..ot;q" linked="false" src="http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile5/1743/4/q611071816_2091.jpg" alt="Cas Lee" title="Cas Lee">..rofile5/1395/72/q611607027_3658.jpg" alt="Paula Silvester" title="Paula Silvester">
Amy CarterNathan Peter SloaneAnita BrookKristi Jayne
7: Is the ass you're getting more attractive than the ass your friends are getting?
You don't have enough friends to compare yet. Invite them!

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Have I done this one before?! have you?
Current mood: awake
Category: Blogging

Have I done this one before?!

1. Do you like anyone?: yes
2. Do they know it? NOT SURE
3. Simple or complicated? SIMPLE

IN - T H E - L A S T - M O N T H - H A V E - Y O U

4. Had sex: NO
5. Bought something: YES
6. Gotten sick?: NO
7. Been hugged?: YES, on facebook lol
8. Felt stupid?: YES how easy is mysql
9. Talked to an ex: NO
10. Missed someone: yes
11. Failed a test: NO
13. Danced: NO
14. Gotten your hair cut?: NO
15. Lied: NO

U N I Q U E

16. Nervous habits?: you tell me
17. Are you double jointed?: NO
18. Can you roll your tongue?: NO
19. Can you raise one eyebrow?: yes
20. Can you cross your eyes?: SORT OF
21. Do you make your bed daily?: YES
22. Do you think you are unique?: HAHA YES

H A V E - Y O U - E V E R'S

23. Said "I Love you"?: YES
24. Given money to a homeless person?: yes
25. Smoked?: YES
26. Waited all night for a phone call?: no
27. Snuck out?: NO
28. Sat and looked at the stars?: NO


M A N N E R S

29. Do you swear/curse?: not often
30. Do you ever spit?: on the quiet
31. You cook your own food?: yes
32. You do your own chores?: yes
33. You like beef jerky?: i eat meat
35. You're happy with your life?: yes
36. You own a dog?: NO
37. You spend your money wisely?: does bills count
38. Do you like to swim? yes, skinny
39. When you get bored do you call a friend: yes

41. Flowers or angels?: angels
42. Gray or black?: gray
43: Colour or black and white photos?: COLOUR
44. Lust or love?: LOVE
45. Sunrise or sunset? SUNSET
46. M&Ms or Skittles?: m n m
48. Staying up late or waking up early?: STAYING UP LATE
49. Being hot or cold?: HOT
50. Winter or Fall?: AUTUMN
51. Left or right?: left
52. Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends?: TWO BEST FRIENDS
53. Sunshine or rain?: SUNSHINE

more have you evers;;

Sleep in a bed of the opposite sex?: YES
Hooked up in the woods?: yes
Drank a bottle of alcohol by yourself? no
Hooked up in the shower? : yes
Been Dumped?: YES
Stolen money from a friend?: NO
Slept naked?: YES
Been in a fist fight?: YES
Snuck out of your house?: NO
Had a crush on a teacher?: yes
Seen someone die?: NO but heard of a few
Been on an airplane? YES
Slept all day?: yes
Missed someone so much it hurt?: YES
Fallen asleep during school?: yes
Been lonely?: YES
Cheated in a game?: YES
Been to the ER?: yes
Been in a car accident?: yes
Had detention?: YES
Missed your first love?: YES
Cried yourself to sleep?: no
Sung in the shower? yes
Kissed a complete stranger?: YES
Laughed so hard you cried?: yes
Cheated on a bf/gf?: no
Regretted hurting someone?: yes
Regretted loving someone?: yes
Been SUPER happy?: yes raving 20 years ago

bring it back man!!

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Saturday, August 18, 2007

Do I secretly admire you? Find out.

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

quizz from clair
Category: Quiz/Survey

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish i was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in 3 words
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think i'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. Do you wish to get to know me more?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

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