Andy Rooney on women over 40
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In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
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The first player of this game starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 6 weird habits/things as well. In the end, you need to choose the next six people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "You are tagged" in their MySpace comments and tell them to read your blog...
1. I love to watch boxing and drag racing. My favorite autograph is from John Force. I got it about 15 yrs ago.
2. I've been an extra in 3 movies. Born on The 4th of July, Marina's Story, and Leap of Faith. Leap of Faith was my favorite because I got to talk to Meatloaf between takes. I also got to talk to Liam Neeson.
3. I get so emotional and caught up in the moment when I go to concerts that I get tears in my eyes. I also get that way during presidential elections.
4. I don't mind frogs, lizzards, snakes, or spiders, (as long as the spider isn't on me), but I'm terrified of those big palmetto cockroach waterbugs. I mean really terrified!
5. I'm obsessed with not letting anyone see me cry. If I watch a good movie that tears me up I'll run to the bathroom.
6. I hate wearing a bra so much that I sometimes won't buy a casual outfit unless I can go braless underneath.
I'm going to tag several people since most of the people who would have responded have already been tagged. If I leave you out it's because I know you won't do this. I tag Mike, Karen, Michele, Jerramy, Steve, Robin, Erica, Angela, Joe Angel, and Tammy.
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