Fatass attempts to run up a wall!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BDbpyWhFew

10:44 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment

I GOT PULLED OVER

for having my license plate bulb burnt out,

and the officer was a real jerk about the co2 tank i had in the car.

"you guys out shooting people and cars?"

"uh.. not with an empty tank no, we dont even have a gun..... or paintballs"

its a daaamn good thing they didnt see all the fireworks cody was sitting on. lolol

7:24 AM - 3 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment

GAS DRIVE OFF

so i was goin to my friend codys house when my mom calls me and tells me there is 5 cop cars in my driveway.


i got $20 worth of gas at a local fill up and they recorded me as getting a wopping $21.37.


they almost rote me up for a fucking gas drive off and i would have been fined and arrested. wtf


so tommorow on memorial day i have to go back to the station and hand them $1.37.


and then i recorded mathis jumping into ky lake.

7:27 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment

bass boat

ive wanted a bass boat all my life. because i think it would be the coolest thing in the world to wake up a lil before dawn and head out to the lake with a 180 Astro w/125hp.. find a nice cove, take a few 512mb cards and just take pictures all day.


yea that would make me happy,
alex

7:13 PM - 1 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment

the president and my dad

my dad is having dinner with the president tonight.. in birmingham alabama i think,.  as a reward for some siminare thing that he went to after he came back from finland

7:11 PM - 4 Comments - 4 Kudos - Add Comment

driving is dying lol
Current mood: my blood is bubbling.... RAWR!

ok ok so i spent all day driving around town IN the rain...

not to mention all the idioDICK retired retarted H2 drivers there are... those rich ass bastards need to donate their load to the dirty rednecks that ALSO lack basic driving skills... AND DRIVE A FUCKING TRACTOR DOWN THE GODDAMN ROAD! i think after you hit 66 your license should be revoked and you ought to take a shuttle to wherever the fuck you're going.... GAHHHHD

like some comments on this one fellas <3

7:33 PM - 1 Comments - 3 Kudos - Add Comment