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Monday, June 02, 2008

Necro Sex Machine Excerpt 2

 

America post apocalypse... a toxic wasteland populated by bloodthristy scavengers, mutated animals, and roving bands of organized militias vying for control of civilized society's leftovers. Housed in small settlements that pepper the wasteland, the survivors of the third world war struggle to rebuild amidst the scourge of sickness and disease and the constant threat of attack from the horrors that roam beyond their rudimentary borders. But something much worse has risen from the toxic fog, a menace whose ferocity rivals the legendary wrath of Bloody Mary and her Revenant Clan. People say that this new menace is responsible for the Revenant Clan's sudden disappearance, that Bloody Mary had finally met her match. Or maybe the reports of yellow-red eyes glaring from the darkness were all part of Griff's mind games.

 

Available Now at Amazon.com

 

 

Chapter 11

 

 

 

September 2005...

Revenant Days: Next Stop – Hollywood

 

 

           By now, Rainah's ass was numb. She adjusted her weight against the merciless wooden planks on the old park bench and settled in for another five or so minutes until she felt she was able to continue. She had been on the run since the '80s hair-band tour bus flipped onto its side and skidded 50 feet on the Ben Franklin Parkway and stopped about a quarter of a mile from the old Philadelphia Art Museum.      

           The crash took out a few more Revenant Clan soldiers. On Griff's orders, 18 of the surviving grunts positioned themselves around the wreckage and prepared to engage the approaching vampires. Griff was struggling to coax the bus upright when he ordered a small group of them (Derek, Rainah, Menz, and a few grunts) to "Go! Now! We'll hold these mothafuckas off."

Rainah and Derek had tried unsuccessfully to pull Kagen (who was unconscious) from the wreckage before Griff climbed out and took over.

The vampires were running and leaping toward the wall of grunts as Griff worked to get the bus on its feet.

"Split up and find someplace to lay low. I'll coax to you when I can," he yelled to them as they ran.

They had split up at some point. Rainah was running so fast that she didn't even realize it until Derek didn't answer her when she (thinking that he was right behind her) called out to him. She stopped in front of the museum stairs and wasted a moment or two trying to decide whether to look for the rest of the group. Standing in front of the iconic staircase, she couldn't help thinking of Rocky's running up the steps in his trademark grey sweatsuit.

When she looked behind her, Rainah saw a humanoid shape leave the ground and disappear into the dead trees that lined the parkway. The trees begin to sway as if accommodating extra weight. The swaying drew closer. A shape slinked from tree to tree. Or maybe not.

Rainah took off running. She ducked into the woods behind the museum and hid beneath a mound of loose dirt, trash, and dead tree limbs. She lay there listening for the telltale signs of approach—twigs crunching under foot, trees swaying, voices, heavy breathing. After an hour or so (it seemed), Rainah rose, living-dead style, from beneath the detritus and started to make her way back to the bus. The wooden park bench beckoned to her fatigued body to take a load off when she passed it, so she did.

Though tired and wary, her adrenaline still simmered. It kept her blood warm. Her pores flexed open and vomited beads of sweat. Her bugsuit was an excellent insulator of heat. Mixed with the suffocating backdraft of her own hot breath, it left her feeling anxious and slightly claustrophobic, like she was sitting in a sauna custom-built to fit her body. She wanted to rip the damn thing off and let her skin breathe. It was a dilemma that was shared by many in this day and age. It drove some people to stop wearing biochem attire all together. Some people… but not Rainah.

Fuck that.

The dirt was a son-of-a-bitch to get out of the crevices of her gas mask. She used the sleeve of her uniform to wipe the smears from the lens.

She assumed, as she had the entire time she hid, that Griff's voice would suddenly pop into her head, telling her that everything was all right. As time went on, she began to fear the worst.

Rainah sat on the bench with her face (mask) buried in her hands. She was wondering how it all came to this when she heard a voice.

"Hey, blondie..."

From its timbre, she surmised that the voice belonged to a young man. It came from somewhere behind her where the short, bulky shrubs were tightly packed. Although there were no leaves, the twigs and branches intertwined in a way that made it equally hard to see through them.

Rainah thrust to her feet and spun toward the voice. Her fingertips caressed the knife-handle that peeked out from its sheath that was strapped to her thigh. It was her only remaining weapon.

Nothing.

Something told her to turn around. She spun again and completed the invisible circle.

There was a young man standing about 10 feet from her.

The first thing Rainah noticed was that he wasn't wearing a bugsuit.

The young man looked somewhere between 18 and 20 years old, probably around 5'10" or 5'11", with an athletic build and dirty-blond hair styled in a short buzz with tapered sides. He was that all-American type, so much so that it almost bordered on Casper Van Dien-ish parody. He looked like he hadn't slept in days, and the last time he did sleep, it was in the faded, '80s-style denim-jacket-and-jeans ensemble that he was wearing.

            "Want some company?" the young man said with a grin that he probably used to charm the panties off all the ladies.

The guy didn't strike Rainah as a vampire, but he had to be if he was walking around in the Zone without protective gear. That's what logic told her.

Her intuition told her that vampire or not, he was up to no good. As much as her tired muscles would allow, she prepared herself to do battle. She had taken down bigger, more capable men in the past. At the time, she had the inner confidence to act without fear. But things were different now, so different that she found herself feeling insecure about her chances against this… this… kid.

Just go away. Shut up! Rainah thought in reference to the voice of self-doubt that whispered in her brain.

"Who are you?" Rainah inquired. "Are you… one of them?"

"One of… them?" the young man replied.

"Don't play with me, kid. If you're from around here, then you definitely know what I'm talking about."

"I am. And I don't. Honestly? I was just out lookin' for a good time. And here you are, all alone. Don't badasses need love, too?"

Rainah glanced down at the stencil over her left breast. Cute. She tried to read the young man's responses. He was being coy, which meant to her that he knew something more than he was letting on. She didn't want to have to actually say "vampire," but it was looking like she had no other choice. As she prepared to respond, she suddenly remembered… He called me blondie… How did he know what color my hair is beneath the mask?

            Rainah tensed up.

Time to strike, girl, her inner voice suggested. Running was another option, and based on what she'd seen of the vampires' fighting prowess, it was the one she preferred. She probably wouldn't get far, though. Not unless she somehow wounded him first. That wouldn't be easy, even if she weren't tired.

Opting for the diplomatic approach, Rainah tried one last time to reason with the kid. Sure, the "blondie" comment was a dead giveaway, but she was pessimistic about the outcome should they come to blows. Maybe if she had a little more time to think, she could come up with a feasible plan of attack.

"Do me a favor kid, and…"

"Call me Hollywood."

There was a scratching sound, like someone dragging a needle across a record.

Everything (the trees, the background noise, the night itself) paused as if to react to the ridiculous name.

"Hollywood !?!" Rainah scoffed. She would've laughed in his face if she were in a better mood.

Hollywood struck a pose, presenting himself with open arms.

"Don't I look like a star?" He flashed the straightest, whitest smile that Rainah had ever seen. A sparkle of light gleamed across his teeth. It was accompanied by a twinkling sound.

"Do me a favor, Hollywood, and go home to your family."

"Don't have a family," he responded before she finished her sentence. "And even if I did, I have a feeling that I'd still rather be out here with you."

"Look, Goddammit. I'm going to tell you one more time…"

"And I'm tellin' you that I'm staying right here. Am I really that bad that you'd rather sit here all by yourself? I mean… look at me."

He turned his profile to her and posed.

Rainah didn't say another word. Her scattershot mind had birthed a strategy. She would have to get uncomfortably close to him to pull it off, though.

She channeled a "naughty-girl" affect and approached him.

"You see something you like and you just have to have it, huh?" she said.

Hollywood didn't know what to make of Rainah's sudden change of heart. His little head told him to go with the flow, but his big head said that she was up to something. He knew now that she knew what he was. Was she simply giving in to an unwinnable situation or playing him like a fool?

Only about a half an hour ago, Hollywood was sitting in a hotel room listening to the radio broadcast of the Market Street showdown as he decompressed from a double shift of construction work. They mentioned a hefty reward for the capture of any Revenant Clan soldiers. He didn't go out looking, though. His intention was to hang upside down from the trees and think, which he liked to do from time to time.

Hollywood laid back in his stance and watched Rainah approach. Her curves screamed through her uniform. He salivated at the possibilities.

He lifted his arms to accept her, cautiously at first.

Rainah reached out, cupped Hollywood's groin in her hand and begin to fondle the area. They were close, closer than Rainah had been to a man in this context in some time. He was staring down at her with intense brown eyes. His breathing was beginning to flutter. She had him.

Eventually, Hollywood relinquished his caution to the moment. He cocked his head back and closed his eyes. It was just the opportunity that Rainah was waiting for.

Rainah snatched the knife from her thigh and swung it horizontally at eye level. Using all of her remaining strength, she applied pressure as the serrated blade struck its target and slid through. Friction caused it to stutter on its way across his eyes and the bridge of his nose. One of his eyeballs (the left) bobbed and bounced on the blade, then popped out its socket and dangled against his cheek. The other one split open like a hard-boiled egg.

Hollywood groaned. His features shot vampiric. He spun away from Rainah and threw his hands up over his face. The dangling eyeball spun with him.

"You fucking bitch! Fucking… human… CUNT!"

Rainah followed Hollywood as he stumbled, directionless. She began stabbing at his body wherever she saw an opening. She stabbed and stabbed and stabbed (it seemed like a hundred times, at least) until he swung his arm blindly, knocking her on her ass.

Rainah was back on her feet in an instant. She was standing further away from Hollywood than before; maybe 25 feet separated them. It was then that she realized how bad the blow that knocked her back hurt. His arm caught her right across the chest. Had she not been so energized, she would've realized that it winded her.

Rainah felt nothing when Hollywood collapsed: no euphoria, no speedball of adrenaline, no erogenous sting, not a damn thing. It made taking a life seem rather ugly. The black blood that poured from his wounds and stained his clothing reminded her that he wasn't human—and that he most likely wasn't dead.

She took off running deeper into the woods.

Clutching her knife in a firm grip, Rainah moved through the woods like a pro. She took long steps and pushed off of trees for extra thrust or to enable her to continue forward at an impossible angle when needed.

She was traveling along a hilltop one layer deep in the brush. She had a good view of the neighborhoods below. They looked pretty much the same as anywhere else, with rows and rows of devastation sprinkled with pockets of buildings left undamaged. And construction. Pinpoints of blowtorch light flickered on distant façades like connect-the-dots. Interior light gleamed from windows here and there. Down in the street that separated the hillside from the neighborhoods, traffic buzzed.

There was something different, a zest for life that was missing from any of the other communities, except maybe for the Ergeister Capital in LA. It was as if these people weren't aware that the planet had become a toxic cesspool. Either that or they just didn't give a fuck.

Rainah maintained her focus in split-screen. On the left, she navigated a course through the obstacles that impeded her—cock-eyed trees with their wooden tentacles reaching everywhere, chubby roots that poked and knuckled up from the dirt, vines that tried to choke or trip her, and the sudden changes in the ground's texture, from soft to smooth to lumpy. On the right, she scoped out the neighborhoods.

She ran until her beleaguered lungs forced her to stop and replenish her breath. She picked a secluded spot behind two trees that merged at the waist.

"Blonnndiiieeee, where arrreee yooouuuu?" A spectral voice called out in surround-sound, coming from near and far.

Hollywood!!!

            Rainah spun herself off balance trying to identify its source. Suddenly the trees seemed to crowd her with their stalwart presence, the lower shrubs closing in with their bare, pointed fingers.

"I know you're out there, blondie…. I can smell your blood."

This time, the voice came from right over her shoulder.

Rainah slashed at the darkness behind her. It was a blind strike delivered with an upward arc starting at where she assumed Hollywood's stomach might be. But there were only the merging trees, and shrubs and darkness.

Rainah ran away from the talking air.

"Where ya goin', blondie?" Hollywood's voice bounced along the trees echoing after Rainah as she huffed and willed her legs to move.

It came from the right…

"You think because I can't see that I won't find you?"

From the left…

"Don't you know anything?"

From the front…

"You can't get away from me, girl."

…and from the rear…

"Not with that sweet, sweet blood of yours."

Rainah was eyeing a clearing in the tangle of dead bushes that bordered the hilltop. It was coming up on her right, about 30 feet away. As she came closer, she could see that someone… something was hiding in those bushes. Whatever it was had caused them to rustle.

Rainah flipped her knife blade-side down and held it ready. She was going through that clearing one way or another.

The bushes growled the next time they shook. It was deep and angry, like the howl of a ghettoized pit bull.

The growling grew more ferocious as Rainah closed the distance. The bushes shook faster, harder. By the time she was 10 feet from the clearing, it sounded as if the dog were going to jump out and attack.

But it didn't.

"I wouldn't go that way if I were you, blondie…."

The voice swooped down on her, coming from everywhere, from everything at the same time—trees, rocks, empty space. The many different manifestations overlapped and drowned each other out. The growling crept underneath it all, ferocious as

can be. Now it was directionless, too.

The voice… the growling… and now laughter… goofy laughter…

Rainah stopped, put her hands up to the sides of her mask (where her ears would be), and did a twisting, lunatic dance. Covering the sides of her mask did nothing to mute the noise. It was merely an instinctive move, enacted without thought.

Rainah stepped erratically. It appeared that she had lost it, or that she was stepping in awkward circles away from and toward the noise.

Without warning, Rainah planted her feet and tightened her stance. She yanked her arms down from the sides of her mask. Hot breath inflated her trunk. It was intense.

"UrrrghcccCome out here and show yourself, Goddammit! RIGHT-FUCKING-NOW!" she roared, her frustration spilling over.

Dead silence.

"YOU WANT ME SO BAD? WELL, HERE I AM!" She wasn't even sure whom she was talking to at this point, but she kept it coming. "WHAT? YOU AFRAID OF A GIRL?"

Nothing.

Rainah stood there cycling deep breaths and waited for a response. She waited long enough for her fiery enthusiasm to wither. She was about to yell again when the stocky bushes to her right chuckled and shook.

Hollywood stood from behind the bushes and smiled. He made a "Ta-da!" motion with his arms. An asterisk of light gleamed from a point on his perfect smile. It was accompanied by a twinkling sound. Black blood streamed from his eye sockets like mascara moistened by tears. His left eyeball dangled from squishy black strands.

"Awww, man," he laughed as he parted the bushes with his hand and stepped over them. "I wish I could see the look on your face."

Rainah was too worked up to respond with words. Instead, she flipped the knife in her hand and charged. She feigned left, then came at him from the right, swinging her weapon in practiced patterns.

Hollywood didn't even try to lean away, or duck, or to grab for the metallic blur like most people instinctively attempted. Rainah was sure she had him until he vanished into thin air and reappeared a few feet away, standing casually with his arms folded across his chest. He was humming and acting as if he had been waiting on her for long time.

Rainah adjusted to the real-time edit and closed the distance in seconds.

Hollywood let her get dangerously close before vanishing again. This time, he reappeared sitting down with his legs crossed, whistling.

Rainah stutter-stepped, changed directions, and attacked.

Hollywood vanished and reappeared. He was standing right next to her, sticking out his tongue like a precocious child. His thumbs were in his ears, fingers spread and wiggling.

The next time he was lying on his side, chilling.

After that, he appeared in a wobbly, single-legged crane stance (like in "The Karate Kid") and made faces at her.

The next time, he was standing again, his right arm raised over his head and dropping in exaggerated stabbing motions accompanied by his very own vocal rendition of the shower scene music from "Psycho." "Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!" he joked in a high-pitch.

Hollywood was always just out of Rainah's reach as she tried to adapt to his unorthodox strategy. Until…

He appeared behind her and went in for a bite. His mouth stretched open wide enough to swallow her entire head.

Rainah spun around and plunged her knife deep into his chest. She looked pleasantly surprised that the blade found its mark.

She grabbed the handle with both hands and forced the blade in deeper. Sliding closer as the blade sunk, their bodies touched. Rainah could smell Hollywood's breath as he wheezed at the mercy of his pierced lung. There were no words to describe the stench.

Rainah hadn't felt a body as hard as Hollywood's was since… since forever, it seemed. He was streamlined and cut like a male gymnast.

Hollywood grabbed the top of Rainah's head and dug his claws into the fabric of her hooded mask. His fist closed around a jumble of torn fabric and matted, dirty-blond hair. He twisted to secure a hold, his bony knuckles digging in "super-noogies," and lifted her off her feet.

Rainah shrieked. By the time she reacted (grabbing Hollywood's wrist and pulling up to take the slack off her hair), she was already dangling. Her scalp was on fire. She could feel every last strand fighting to stay planted in her flesh. Some of them let go.

Hollywood held Rainah at arm's length out in front of him. She watched his teeth grow longer before her eyes. He curled his lips back to give her a good view.

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Necro Sex Machine Excerpt 1

 

America post apocalypse... a toxic wasteland populated by bloodthristy scavengers, mutated animals, and roving bands of organized militias vying for control of civilized society's leftovers. Housed in small settlements that pepper the wasteland, the survivors of the third world war struggle to rebuild amidst the scourge of sickness and disease and the constant threat of attack from the horrors that roam beyond their rudimentary borders. But something much worse has risen from the toxic fog, a menace whose ferocity rivals the legendary wrath of Bloody Mary and her Revenant Clan. People say that this new menace is responsible for the Revenant Clan's sudden disappearance, that Bloody Mary had finally met her match. Or maybe the reports of yellow-red eyes glaring from the darkness were all part of Griff's mind games.

 

Available Now at Amazon.com

 

 

Prologue

 

 

 

The Devil Has a Vagina

 

         Testing... one, two... Testing... one, two... one, two...

          

The time is 10:35 pm, August 7, 2005.

My name is J. Günther Douglass-J for Johnny, which I hate. Always have. I'm a soldier with the Revenant Clan (or the Dead Bitch Army to all you haters), a member of Voodoo Posse. I'm not really sure where to start, or how, for that matter. I couldn't even give you a clear answer as to why I'm making these recordings, or whom I expect would listen to them. I figured I'd just get something recorded to put myself into some kind of a groove. So here goes….

Forty percent of the Revenant Clan had enlisted simply because it was the best option if you lived in their part of the world-was being the operative word here. You see, the thought process goes like this:

Hmmmm.

Moral dignity (life out in the wasteland): always hungry; moving from community to community; risking being robbed, raped, or killed just for trespassing on some whacked-out vigilante's property; starving to death, or at least coming damn close on a daily basis.

Versus…

Survival (linking up with one of the larger armies; in this case, the Revenant Clan): safety; security; peace of mind; three squares a day, plus you get to play with guns and tell people what to do.

The decision was easy for me.

You learn a few things about yourself when you've been dragged, kicking and screaming, to the precipice of death, as I had been on many occasions before I enlisted. I learned that I wanted to live… at all costs, and that I never wanted to feel like a victim again.

I used to be a decent guy back when the world was right. I try to remind myself of that as often as possible. Back then, I was the unassuming, slightly overweight horror geek you'd pass on the street or in a mall without noticing. I had a few good friends but did most of my socializing online, most of my movie watching at home (alone), and, as far as my sex life was concerned, all I can say is talk to the hand (chuckle).

Back then, guys like me… we were the new "normal."

I wish I could say the same thing now: that I'm a decent guy. After the things I've done… the things I let happen… I don't know what you'd call me.

G'ahead. It's all right. I've heard it all: cold-blooded killer, heartless bastard, coward, monster.

At least I'm alive (chuckle).

I'm writing this because I do have a heart. MostA lot of… Some of the things I've done have been for just reasons way down deep. As for the others… well, I try not to think about that stuff. Instead, I just remind myself over and over...

I used to be a decent guy. I used to be a decent guy. I used to be a decent guy. I used to be a decent guy….

When I first enlisted, I vowed that I would use this experience to make myself into the kind of person who would never take shit from anyone. I wasn't one of these Bloody Mary fanatics in search of some mythic zombie to take me on a romanticized adventure across the wasteland. And I wasn't looking to become a disciple of the Ergeister Church.

I joined after the big separation. The Ergeister Church had been running one hell of a smear campaign against the Queen, and it was taking its toll on the troops. Many of them quit or deserted as a result. Membership was at an all-time low. The Ergeister communities that the Queen had helped to establish (back when we were a branch of the Ergeister Army) had turned on us. We couldn't even get within five miles of them before the shooting started.

You have to understand… the Queen… she's like a freakin' God to some-a-these people out here. Even without the church. And the church knows it. Plus, they're afraid that she'll eventually come after their asses. The Queen was raised in the church, and now they had abandoned her. From what I know of her past, she doesn't take that kind of thing lightly.

Between you and me, the Queen is just another megalomaniacal freak in a long line of nutjobs fighting for control of what's left of this planet. She just happens to be one of the more successful ones. And, like I said, I was tired of being the victim. I wanted to learn how to fight, how to kill without conscience. I wanted to know what it felt like to be feared. I know it sounds grim, but you don't know what it's like out there. Or maybe you do. I don't know.

You're probably wondering if I've seen her. It's one of the first things people ask. Most of them want to know if it's true—if she's really dead like the legend says. 'Fraid I can't tell you that. What I can tell you is that she (the Queen) is a real person: real as in physically real. I've only seen her fully suited up and from afar.

There are things about the Queen that you notice right away. The way she moves, for instance… or… or the overbearing smell of bad perfume—supposedly to mask the rot. And to this day, I've never seen someone so goddamn thin. I can't imagine that you haven't seen the shaky video footage from the rave back in 2000 and the "massacre on South Broad" as it's become known. Both show her unmasked, and rotten, like a Romero zombie with attitude.

They have become perennial images in the smear campaign of the National News Network (formerly the New Philadelphia News Organization). That bitch Linda Ludlow runs the NNN. Remember her?

I always assumed that the footage was doctored. My uncle Jay had imparted unto me a good deal of skepticism. He was the black sheep of my family, the liberal conspiracy-theory nut.

If you've seen the footage, then you've seen about as much as most of us. We just have better seats.

I have seen the new body armor that Professor Kagen designed for her: an exoskeleton wrapped in black Kevlar flesh. The helmet has a section for interchangeable facemasks and a tube running from the left side to a compact Freon regulator on her back that, according to one of the mechanics I'm friendly with, pumps cold air through the suit to help preserve her. They made the thing from salvaged military parts.

Most of our artillery and vehicles (as well as our military-style designations) are "borrowed" from the traditional armed forces after they left them on the battlefield, if you didn't already know that. Calling our units "posses" was Colonel Davies' idea.

            Small enclaves of military who are still loyal to what is left of the Federal Government remain engaged with their adversaries for dominance over their ever-shrinking territory.  The Queen watches the attrition on the battlefield from a distance, waiting patiently for her opportunity to crush whatever forces remain on the disputed land.

In the suit, she looks like a post-apocalyptic dominatrix, her face hidden behind a never-ending collection of masks. (The one I saw looked like the stoic face of a Greek goddess.) They say it's because she's falling apart—literally. That's why she's become so shy about showing herself these days, too. The exosuit is supposed to protect her in battle and sustain her for as long as possible.

I'm not saying it ain't possible. A living dead woman ain't such a far stretch when you consider some of the toxic oddities that roam the wasteland. But I've always been a "show-me" kind-a-guy. It's sort of the way I felt about Jesus when I was a precocious kid. But you know what? I still went to church because, at the time, it was my best option.

So, naturally, I was fine with not knowing-was, again, being the operative word here.

You weren't going to catch me risking my ass to snap a picture of her without her mask. Do you know how many people have died trying to do that shit? Idiots.

J. Günther Douglass, SIGNING OFF 

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Trailer Director: Tony Kern

Tony Kern and I have been friends ever since we were roommates in college 100 years ago.  Tony was studying film and I was pursuing a degree in English, but I had originally enrolled to study film.  I can still remember sitting in lawn chairs on the roof of our offcampus apartment building smoking weed and brainstorming story ideas.  Those were the days.

 

We sort of fell out of touch for a while after that.  I got married and moved back to Philly and Tony moved on to Chicago, then LA, then Singapore, where he currently lives.  We would touch base every now and then.  Each time we were a little further along in our respective careers.  Then, about two years ago, it turned out that Tony was visiting his family in Ohio at the same time as I was there with the family to visit my sister-in-law.  So we arranged to meet up at my sister-in-law's place.  He came over and we spent the evening drinking, reminiscing, and discussing eventually doing something together. 

 

A year goes by. 

 

Then, one day I get a call from Chris Perez from MUF Entertainment.  The conversation went something like this:

 

Chris: "Whatdayou think about a short scene showing Mary stalking a victim or something to help promote the Graphic Novel?"

 

Me: "Sounds like a great idea, but how about a trailer instead?  With a trailer, you're not locked down to the rules that you would be with a linear scene.  We could really get people into the whacked-out vibe of the book by throwing a variety of images from it at them without worrying about explaining how this or that happened.  If they're interested, then they could pick up the graphic novel to find out how the images fit together."

 

Chris: "Sounds good.  Do you think you can find a director?"

 

Me: "Already have someone in mind."

 

Of course that someone was Tony.  I wasn't sure if he'd be free to work on the project, but I knew that he would "get" the concept.  So I called and whatdayou know, he was free, and very interested.  I informed Chris.  The contracts were signed, and before you know it, Tony and I are heading back to Ohio to shoot the trailer. 

 

If you haven't already seen it, you can check it out at any of the sites that I listed in the previous blog.  Make sure to check out some of Tony's other work while you're at it.  You can find his films on any of the sites where the trailer is posted, as well as at his own website: Mythopolis.com 

 

My favorites are Stay, The Mitre Spell, and Steel Skies. 

 

By the way, that's Tony cowering from me near the beginning of the trailer. 

 

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Who are those models on your Website?

I've been receiving a lot of emails about the models on the homepage of my new site.  First of all, no, it didn't devolve into some kind of fetish porn scenario.  The shoot was fun, but totally professional.  My wife was there as well and actually took part.  I would post more pics, but the girls are semi-nude or more in all of the shots and MySpace doesn't allow nudity.  I had the web-designer put those censored bars over their breasts just to keep my site somewhat work-safe.  

 

The shoot was originally for an author-photo for my third novel, Necro Sex Machine, but photographer Darin Basile did such a great job that I decided to use some of the pics for general promotion (ie, the website).  You can check out Darin's work at his website: http://www.daflye.net 

 

Models (From left to right on my homepage):

 

 

Camille

MySpace

 

Bomb Rog

MySpace

 

Key

Website

MySpace

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Friday, December 14, 2007

Complete list of links to the DBA Graphic Novel Trailer

You can view the trailer at any of the following sites:

YouTube 

iFilm

MySpace

DailyMotion

Crackle

Metacafe

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

New Website

Head on over and check out my brand-spanking-new website compliments of web-designers Sean Gribbon and Michael Andrade.  You can find out more info about me and my books and view excerpts and artwork: House of Duza

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So, whatever happened to the Dead Bitch Army Graphic Novel?

A lot has changed since that old "Graphic Novel Blues" blog that I wrote back in January 2006.  First of all, the Dead Bitch Army Graphic Novel is alive and well and rounding the corner to completion.  Penciler/inker, Rudolf Montemayor has turned in all 100 pages and they are currently in the coloring/lettering phase.  I can't praise all involved enough for the work they've done.  Rudolf's artwork is absolutely beautiful and his gritty, noir-ish style perfectly fits the tone of the story.  Check out his work on the Hard-Bullied Comic series and you'll see what I mean.  It was his Hard-Bullied artwork that made me realize that he was the guy for the project. 

 

It was sometime around last winter when I was contacted by a group of investors who were looking to start a company that finances publishing, music, and film projects.  They eventually formed MakeUFamous or as I prefer to call them MUF Entertainment.  

 

At the time, I had pretty much given up on the DBA graphic novel.  Indie Godz Publishing folded and left me, and original artist Keith Murphey hanging in the wind.  We tried to keep it going ourselves, but with both of us busy with other projects, the enthusiasm withered and we just sort of lost touch with each other. 

I was deep into writing my third novel, Necro Sex Machine when I got the call from MUF President, Chris Perez.  He was a big fan of DBA the novel and thought it had "movie" potential written all over it.  We set up a date to meet with the other investors, Michael D'Addesi and Melissa Uhniat, and to discuss the possible direction of the project.  They suggested reviving the graphic novel, producing a Bloody Mary collectible figure and a promotional trailer.  The trailer idea started as a simple, linear scene of Mary stalking a random victim, until I suggested doing a "fake" trailer.  What director, Tony Kern finally came up with from the script that we wrote together far exceeded my expectations, which is why I decided to post it online.  The trailer was initially made to help sell the project to interested parties.     

 

Since I had a real budget to work with this time, I expanded the original 60 page graphic novel script to 100 pages.  I asked Keith Murphey if wanted to finish what he had started, but I got the impression that the whole experience with Indie Godz had left a bad taste in his mouth, which I completely understood.  So it was on to finding a new artist.  Being an artist myself, I tend to be very picky about artwork, so I went through portfolio after portfolio.  A few of them really stood out, but nothing really knocked me on my ass until I saw Rudolf's Hard-Bullied work. 

 

We're currently shopping the package around and the response so far has been extremely positive.  You can check out a few pages from the graphic novel at my new site.  Just click on the Dead Bitch Army "Excerpts" link to see the pages. 

 

Tony, the director is currently working on putting the promotional trailer up on YouTube. Until then you can scroll down to the bottom of the "News" section on my site to view it and to see pics of the Bloody Mary collectible, which is still in development.

 

You can also check out behind the scenes production stills from the trailer shoot in my myspace "pics" section. 

 

Shouldn't be long now.  As always, keep checking back for details.

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Necro Sex Machine is coming...

Vampires… and mutants… and murderous cults…  Oh my!

 

That's right, folks.  My third novel, Necro Sex Machine is on the way sometime in 2008.   I want to apologize to those of you who thought the book would be out by now.  I did too.  Unfortunately, I had to take a break from writing it to work on the graphic novel project, but the completed manuscript is currently filed away in the upcoming releases section at Eraserhead Press headquarters.  Stay tuned for a release date.  In the meantime, you can check out interior artwork from the book by Silverfish and Fred Moore in my myspace "pics" section.

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