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Sunday, January 13, 2008
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Birth Announcement
Current mood:  blessed
Category: Life
I am proud to announce the safe arrival of my daughter on the 27th of December 2007
Due to the sheer magnitude of this event I will be scares around these parts as I have been over the last nine months.
Arse Art will continue in time, but for now I will be concerntrating on my new family.
Much Love Heidi
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Sunday, July 29, 2007
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Yesterdays
Current mood:  melancholy
Category: Writing and Poetry
August 1st 1999
For all our yesterdays,
Forever young we stay,
be careful what you wish for,
this our August day.
Time ticks on regardless,
one day again my friend.
Our spirtits travel on-ward,
Together in the end.
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007
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PIMP YOUR SLEEP - INSTRUCTIONS
Category: Life
PIMP PIMP PIMP
PIMP YOUR SLEEP.
Firstly prepare your self by consuming a quantity of good strong hard cheese.
Place about your person a theraputic nicatine replacement patch of 10mgor there abouts.This will allow you to dream in HD.
It is entirely possible to take a breif intalude from your high deffinition dreaming for a visit to the loo and return to the point you woke to continue your dream - this is called the "sky plus" effect and is only possible during sleep pimping methods above.
Many people say their dreams consist of air attack, smace men invasions and WW2 style dog fighting soot em ups.
Settle down for sleep and look forward to dreaming a block buster movie!!!!!!!!!!!
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Check out this video:
Check out this video:
Arse art original paintings available to purchase from arseart.com.
Arse Art comprises of original pieces of art work created by the impression of the artists buttocks. Modern and bizarre abstract art capturing a moment in time when the buttocks hit the paper. Each piece is named by the artist and given a production number.
Copies of the individual works are available for purchase at A4 size from this site along with some original master-pieces.
You can also order your very own master on A4 size card with your own slogan or name which will not be reproduced for sale.
Visit arseart.com
Whether you have an interest in modern absract art or just the plane bizarre there is room for an arse art in you loo or lounge, a fantastic topical item indeed!!!!
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Monday, July 23, 2007
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arseart.com e-shop
Current mood:  tired
Category: Art and Photography
I would like to let you know that my new improved website is up and running incorporating its new feature of an e-shop to purchase Arse Art Originals.
arseart.com
Arse Art is the production of a visual effect using paint and ones anatomy, that being my arse, the arse and the paint combined creat an imprint on a third media that being any flat surface!!!!!!!
Have a great week, regards Arse x
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Tuesday, May 08, 2007
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Madelein Mc Cann MISSING
Category: News and Politics
To help in the search please circulate this video message - its a small world if we all pull together.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSDo6DNld9w
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Friday, March 02, 2007
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COMIC RELIEF CHARITY AUCTION OF MY ARSE SUPPORT THE COURSE
Category: Art and Photography
Hi, hope you are having an amazing friday, I am. COMIC RELIEF APPEAL - HELP I have just put one of my Arse Art paintings on ebay to try and raise funds for comic relief, well my arse art is commical. So please please take a peak and if you have the funds place a bid, every little helps even if I only get to sent them a fiver it would be great to know my arse has a reason for being after all. Its on ebay until next saturday ARSE RELEIFor just type in arse art. I just really feel the need to do something towards this charity this time round. I am one of the many who enjoy the TV programme but never pick up the phone and donate, so this time around I am trying to do my bit, with a little help from you guys too. So thank you thank you thank you in advance. Heidi Bright Blessings
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007
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MY ARSE GOT SOLD
Someone bought an Arse Art, sales had gone a little flat so that has really cheered me up. Also a reporter had a peek and wants to do an artical about my bum, so who am I to deny her the right. Dont know who she writes for yet, I will keep ya posted, hope its the sun be good to get a full page spread of my particulars with ya toast and tea. LOL
Back soon with more updates, not that I think for one minute anyone reads this shite, I dont know why I bother really . Bye Bye.
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Sunday, January 14, 2007
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Arse Art on Ebay for sale again
Well HERE it is again come get it while its wet.
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Howd'y Lets not give the butt artists a hard time Big-Up-The Arse-art keep it real, keep it sain and keep it large!Thanx for the support. Have a nice day. xx
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Saturday, January 13, 2007
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ROOM FOR ME ON THE MARKET
Category: Art and Photography
ROLL OVER STAN IM COMING IN!
Now I would like to point out that this snippet was listed on the net under the heading of "ARSE ART" Mr Murmer is a Butt painting artist, I AM ARSE ART!!!
"A Virginia art teacher, Stephen Murmer, was suspended after objections were raised about his privat abstract art work, much of which includes smearing his posterior and genitals with paint and pressing them against canvas."
Luckily I am self employed so I could only suspend myself and that will mever happen.
"Apparently, the 'beans were spilled' after students saw his cable show on local access. On that show (2003) he appeared incognito. The show has since been cancelled. In a clip from the show, available on you tube Murmer dons a fake nose, glasses, a towel on his head, a black thong and nothing else."
You can watch the making of my ARSE ART on YouTube and here at myspace and I dont wear a disguise.
To round up, our art work is completely different I produce mine as exactly what it is, my arse in paint, Mr Murmer paints over his to make the impression of his arse into something else. So I am annoyed that the name Arse Art has been used in conjuction with Mr Murmer's work as I am sure he would be if I used the term "Butt Artist or paintings" when taliking about my work.
So ARSE ART = ME
BUTT PAINTINGS = HIM
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Friday, December 29, 2006
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Arse Art In a time capsule
Current mood:  enthralled
Category: Art and Photography
Goodness Gratious Me!!!
I have it on good authority (my mother in law) that one of my Arsearts has made its way into a time capsule, and will no doubt be dug up in 50 million years by a green, long necked humanoid type creature. What on earth will they make of it, what will there views be on humanoid life in the 21st centurary doh!!!!!
This all came about because I was interviewed by the breakfast crew on a local radio station during the year regarding my Arse Art in relation to Bottom art winning the Turner prize. They were having a re-cap of the year and generally a good old laugh at my Arse. So for some weird reason they decided to do a time capsule and stick my A4 Arse Art in it - apparently!! I will look into this further and get a clarification on this as its all resonably bizarre!!
Happy New Year!!!
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Thursday, November 30, 2006
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NEGLECT
Current mood:  weird
I have been neglecting you, and for that I must appologise, there is no excuse except simply the hours in the day ratio to my ever growing to-do list is not a divisable amount.
So hope your hamsters are happy, those of you that have them, and may all your days be silver lined with no splitting seams.
TTFN
by the power of art - arse has the power!!!!
Oh FUBAR!
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