A brief analysis of the task at hand... would inevitably, (If not semi-brief,) bring us / in DUE COURSE to the rather Dauldry Definition of what must BE DONE or rather ; UN-DONE. (If not due cours, perhapse dis-course, would be / more/ amniable.) Though both "done" and "undone" are... Rather / Messy / and slightly less or more (uncouth). Depending on / but not limited to / ||| WHO ||| is 'backing' the cake, (or in this rather unsightly case,) 'Un-Baking'. // You see, seperating sugar from / flowers / is particularily teidius work, only slightly less so, than say - SALT AND SUGAR. The proper, Tax men - and - paupers / must be notified; served papers; and otherwise be - - Roused from their beds, at UNSIGHTLY hours, (5 a.m. at the latest,) Lest we let the eggs - Go BAD. Thus souring (potentially) our Baking / Un-Baking Prosess. Proposals must be outlined, amendments must be made / Before, (ultimatly) being turned over in appeal - ||| The Proper "wizzards" have been ; paid ; Thus leaving any and all "Magic" out of the equation - - I stand corrected - A "brief" analysis is out of the question, GIVEN the new EVIDENCE available to myself and others deemed, CREADIBE under the circumstances. ||| Their checks (post dated) will be send - -POST HASTE- and I will be forever in you service // Retainer / Confidant / untill such time, that, Sanctions be made. All court ordered -skuldugery- will then cease. The cake will be put in - -Escarow- and all assets will be frozen, pending / Extradition Proceedings. YOUR BILL for man hours SPENT will be sent to any and all WILLING reletives for Reinbursment due to the / nature / of our - outstanding - Friend Ship.
I am finally getting around to my paper comparing and contrasting Hinduism and Boot-ism.
I thought in the vein of being objective I would become both for a short time.
The first auther Sharma states that, "a hindu is someone who simply doesnt deny being one." SO since I can not confirm nor deny being hindu i guess I fit the bill.
A budhist must simply recite the three truthes or treasures to be considered a budhist. "theres no place like home, theres no place like home, theres no place like home."
Got it.
Now that I am a card carrying Hind-Boot I can now objectivly write a paper on both with an "insiders" perspective.
You thought woodticks are bad.
Current mood: contemplative
Category: Travel and Places
This my friends is a fully gorged Jungle Leech. They mainly live in rainforests. They have 3 sets of jaws and a powerful anticoagolent in their saliva. The aniticoagolent is so strong that even after you remove the leach you can bleed another 1 to 3 hours. (Attrackting more leechs... And possibly land sharks.) A jungle leech has 5 pairs of eyes that basically see on the thermal spectum. (Like the preditor) Since they are drawn by instinct to heat. If one drops on you, (which they do) crawls up your shoe (wich they do) or snags you passing by a leave (which they do) it will instinctivly go for the warmest part of your body. Think about it, thats "little" guy pictured above has 5 pairs of heat seeking eyes, 3 sets of inverted jaws and 32 brains telling it that it would like nothing more than to squirm up to your "special spot" and drink enough blood to grow 10 times in size. Charming. And yes you hearn me right, 32 brains, their bodies are built of 32 autonimos segments each with its own brain. All with the desire to "drink you in." But dont worry, they dry out real fast and go dormant until a single drop of water compleatly reanimates them. (Ehem the word ZOMBIE comes to mind.) But theirs no worrys there right, you are after all IN A RAIN FOREST.
After a good drizzel there are remports of hundreds, HUNDREDS of these lovely little vampiric treats showing up and scoping for food.
Rainforest camping anyone?
P.S. you can ware your thickest socks in the swealtering heat to keep the leeches at bay... O wait, no you cant, they bore through socks. ;)
P.S.S. I just had to add this... Leeches prefer your junk, BUT the seconod most desirable place for them to call home after your junk.....
Psych 101 (Not exactly light reading...)
Current mood: Sick of Someones Attempted Manipulations.
Category: Sick of Someones Attempted Manipulations. Life
The narcissist is thought to lack proper (external) ego functioning. Narcissistic personality disorder and its derivatives can be caused by excessive praise and criticism in childhood, particularly that from parental figures. Narcissistic personality disorder is frequently mistaken for self-centeredness.
Let us see wich of the Criteria define you smack on. (I will place a star next to each.)
DSM Criteria
A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following[1]:
has a grandiose sense of self-importance *
is preoccupied with fantasies of , brilliance,unlimited success, power, * beauty, or ideal love
believes that he or she is "special" and unique *
requires excessive admiration *
has a sense of entitlement * (Big Time)
is interpersonally exploitative * (Every single interaction he has)
Lacks empaty* (My God I have never seen a soul less empathetic ever.)
is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her *
shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes *
Considering you only need five..... ehem.
Pathological narcissism occurs in a spectrum of severity. In its more extreme forms, it is narcissistic personality disorder. NPD is considered to result from a person's belief that he or she is flawed in a way that makes the person fundamentally unacceptable to others [4]. This belief is held below the person's conscious awareness; such a person would typically deny thinking such a thing, if questioned. In order to protect themselves against the intolerably painful rejection and isolation that (they imagine) would follow if others recognised their supposedly defective nature, such people make strong attempts to control others' view of them and behaviour towards them.
Psychologists commonly believe that pathological narcissism results from an impairment in the quality of the person's relationship with their primary caregivers, usually their parents, in that the parents were unable to form a healthy, empathic attachment to them.(In example... Your dad.)
Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) is isolating, disenfranchising, painful, and formidable for those diagnosed with it and often those who are in a relationship with them.
To the extent that people are pathologically narcissistic, they can be controlling, blaming, self-absorbed, intolerant of others' views, unaware of others' needs and of the effects of their behavior on others, and insistent that others see them as they wish to be seen. They may also demand certain behavior from their children because they see the children as extensions of themselves, and need the children to represent them in the world in ways that meet the parents' emotional needs. Narcissitic parents are very intrusive in some ways, and entirely neglectful in others. The children are punished if they do not respond adequately to the parents' needs. This punishment may take a variety of forms, including physical abuse, angry outbursts, blame, attempts to instill guilt, emotional withdrawal, and criticism. Whatever form it takes, the purpose of the punishment is to enforce compliance with the parents' narcissistic needs.
People who are overly narcissistic commonly feel rejected, humiliated and threatened when criticised. To protect themselves from these dangers, they often react with disdain, rage, and/or defiance to any slight criticism, real or imagined. To avoid such situations, some narcissistic people withdraw socially and may feign modesty or humility.
Though individuals with NPD are often ambitious and capable, the inability to tolerate setbacks, disagreements or criticism, along with lack of empathy, make it difficult for such individuals to work cooperatively with others or to maintain long-term professional achievements. With narcissistic personality disorder, the person's perceived fantastic grandiosity, often coupled with a hypomanic mood, is typically not commensurate with his or her real accomplishments.
The exploitativeness, sense of entitlement, lack of empathy, disregard for others, and constant need for attention inherent in NPD adversely affect interpersonal relationships.
Thats you my friend... And here your trying to say I am the monster? For even asking if you are able to compromise you launch a writen assault on the mother of your children, my loved ones, myself, and even my mother.
You have never met my mother, you try to type cast me yet I am still waiting for this monster you say I am to emerge. You have speculations that I am the bad guy yet... Aside from one insident (that I have done everything in my power to repair in me and my loved ones) I am far better suited to give stability and compassion. Look above... Thats not rhetoric up there boyo... thats scientific fact. If your looking for monsters, you only need look in the bathroom mirror.
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