Good-Bye Car
Current mood: nostalgic

Sooooo, some drunk off her ass crazy bitch hit my parked vehicle at around 12:30 at night last Thursday. And when I say hit I'm not talking like a fucking scratch or anything. She didn't just tap into me parking her car (which actually wasn't hers but her boyfriend's). She plowed right into me going however fast someone in that drunk a state goes.

Long story short, she fucked it up for herself (nothing like a DUI to brighten up your life), and her boyfriend. Oh and for me. Both cars are totalled. So it is with much sadness that I say goodbye to you my sweet, sweet Altima. Rest in piece. I will always remember you as you were and not as you are now.

Any ideas on what my next car should be? I'm taking suggestions..  

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San Juans 06

Last weekend was fun. Never seen so many cows in my life. Obviously good pictures were not hard to come by. And gay ones. Must stop talking in fragments. Peace.




PICTURES!

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Apology

Coming back from another night at the one and only Eugene's, I noticed a note sitting on my car's windshield. No, it wasn't a parking ticket or a death threat. I get enough of those already to know what they look like (ba-dum pshh). This was a note that itself spoke novels. Novels that will haunt me with piercing guilt, of that I'm sure.






To the Girls @ 4727:

I know there is little chance that somehow any of you own a computer, in turn making it impossible for you to see this message. Regardless, I have to say I'm sorry. Yellow curbs have always given me trouble. As payback, you are allowed to park in my spot while I'm not using it. Just once though.

Boy @ 5237

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It's Finally Over... OR IS IT????

No it really is over actually. My house arrest is all behind me. I sure learned my lesson being forced to sit around at home like a slob and watch TV all day. Heck, I'll never commit a crime again! I just pray that the nightmare of  having to be "locked up" in the comfort of my own home will show all you kids out there that crime doesn't pay.

All douche-bag sarcasm aside, I do have to say that my ankle is back to feeling the fresh air and sunshine like Jesus Christ intended it to. And of course I couldn't have done it without a special someone:



I think her name is Lauren, or something. :p

But seriously though, she kept me alive for the good portion of the past five days. Had her visits and food deliveries not interrupted my marathon TV watching and neglect of personal hygiene, I might not be here writing yet insightful entry. Hats off to you baby!

Currently watching : Grey's Anatomy - Season 1 Release date: 14 February, 2006

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I'm locked up. They won't let me out.

House arrest always brings out character in a man. Nothing screams classy like an ankle bracelet and monitoring equipment.





I am beginning to think that this entire ghetto situation is proof enough that I am really black. Just a few more days to go! :)

Currently listening : 2Pac - Greatest Hits By 2Pac Release date: 24 November, 1998

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I'm Going to Hell

And so are you for laughing at this.

                                                       ~A

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Identity Theft
Current mood: pissed off

So apparently somebody has stolen my debit card information and was trying to use it through eBay and Western Union to get some quick cash out of me. Most people would be afraid and shy away from such a prospect as having their identity stolen online. I would like to point out (like I even have to) that I am not most people. In fact, it would be a privilege to whoever takes my identity, since they get to say they are me. Being me is like winning the Nobel Prize. I welcome all to try it.



You might be saying to yourselves that I have either lost my mind or I have testicles the size of your head. Let's hope you have a big head, because if you don't that previous statement wouldn't hold much water.

At this point I would like to point out a very important distinction.



I am not going to be afraid of some e-Nerd, because according to the above formula (discovered by me) an Internet Pirate is nowhere near as cool as a real pirate. And since I eat real pirates for breakfast, I have nothing to worry about. Have fun with the 4 dollars in my account, dipshits.

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Christian Band
Current mood: contemplative

I'm starting a Christian rock band.





Anyone interested?

Currently watching : The Passion of the Christ (Widescreen Edition) Release date: 31 August, 2004

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Memo

Sorry gang. Been a little too busy to update lately. I am now working two jobs and going to school. My new job is in an office downtown. Exciting. The other job I have is going great too.



Work rocks.

Currently listening : 24 Hour Revenge Therapy By Jawbreaker Release date: 07 February, 1994

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Damn I'm Lazy

Well, it took me close to a week. But I finally got those pictures up of my friend's immolation.



P.S. Immolation means to kill yourself by fire. I know kids read this stuff, so I'm just trying to be helpful. Enjoy!

San Juans

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