fuck me....
Current mood: horny

i need a motherfucking haircut!

that is all.

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BATTLE OF LEGENDS!
Current mood: horny

On this day, a legendary tale was implanted on the minds of the few, but will be spoken to the ears of the many!

On this day, there were two legends in tunbridge wells (3 including me, obviously), and these two mighty beings fought a war, more epic than anything you have ever seen! More mighty than a tsunami!

On this day, the world shook to its very core!!

in the humble surroundings of my lame-ass place of work, there was the Sunny Tunny legend "Naughty Boy", taking a break from his hypnotic dancing and singing, he was in enquiring about some shit that we sell, he wanted something, I just expect him to want a war!

Then one who's legendary status stretches beyond space and time, and back to little britain, stepped into the arena. mighty in his stature, booming in voice.......the almight TOM BAKER had entered the fray.

Tommy looks around, tommy scopes the motherfuckin situation, Naughty Boy is above that kinda shit! naughty boy is safe in the knowledge, safe in the knowledge that hes a fuckin badass!

baker then comes to the till, naughty boy dont care, he dont even know he exists. Naughty boy backs away from the till.......into the Baker!

"OOPS!" booms Tom, "sorry to bother you" replies Naughty boy, with eyes cold as steel and a heart filled with hope, justice, drive and strength!

Tommy is clearly rocked, he is not the victor, he is no lord, he is dr whothefuckcares!

"thats ok comes" the sheepish reply, baker leaves. the boy stays, he's earned his right to walk this town, he owns this urban jungle!

"Sorry to bother you" he says as he leaves. No sir, it is I who is sorry to bother you!

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Some things in life........
Current mood: horny

... are fucking amazing! one of these things are Tesco "value" coco pops! MOTHERFUCK! They're shit-hot! Treat yourselves!

that is all.

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End of the line motherfucker!
Current mood: horny

So, there once was a band called "Zoe From London", this group of merry motherfuckers had some shits and giggles, playing music, drinking the beer, having the fun, and all that other sexy jazz that comes with being in a band with a bunch of motherfuckers that are quite easily classed as "the second family" (apart from craig, who obviously falls under the "first family" category)

Anyway, it has now come to me to let all y'all know that the amazing ZFl is no more!!! As much as we all love the living shit out of eachother, all good things must end at some point.

There is no hatred in this split, no rift, arguments, bullying, sexual tension, its just a good old fashioned "its time to call it a day" and start new things.

DONT CRY!!! All you motherfuckers should not weep for the fallen, be prepared to embrace whats rising from the ashes.

I brought sexy back (its all about the GB, not the JT), i'm gonna bring the fuckin' rock back to all y'all! All the other fuckers from ZFL have got other shit to do aswell, so its all good for you pop-pickers!

Got to say much love and big thanks to SAMMY J, CRAIG and ED HAMMOND (the final line up for ZFL), twas much loves and all is fuckin beautiful.

Gotta throw some love at BONE, FLOSSY, ED FIELD and JAMES, all played their part in this romantic tale of romance.

Much motherfuckin love to all y'all!!!

LETS GET FUCKING TRASHY MOTHERFUCKER!!!

.......that is all.

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New year blog motherfucker!
Current mood: horny

Well its all over, 2006 is pretty much done and dusted, and how would I sum it up? i would probably say dissappointing, not unexpected really, but a lil dissappointing.
Obviously there was some good times, I aint denying that, there was some fucking funny events, some memorable events, and some beautiful people!
There's been worse years, but this one just had a massive hint of "what if...." and "if only......", and quite frankly, I've had enough of it! which is quite handy really, considering that a new year is only a day away.
I suppose you could call it a new years resolution, but for next year, the big '007, I', gonna try and have as little amount of "what if's" as possible, and replace those motherfuckers with some hardcore decision making action, maybe arguments,and hopefully some stories to tell.

"So whats glenn plans for next year?" The question that on everyone's lips at the moment. 

Well, there aint too much planned really, I wanna save a load of money, and hopefully at the end of '007, I'm gonna haul my ass on to a big ol' metal flying machine that will whisk me off to pastures new for a few months. I'm gonna take this lil world of ours and fuck it up a lil bit!!!
Hopefully i can also get a lil bit of my wonderful debt out the way, wanna try and get this whole rockstar thing up and running, treat the ladies to a bit more Glenn and punch more cows!!!!

Might also try to learn to drive, apparently its quite good when you can do that and probably quit smoking (though that can wait till july 1st).

Well, to all y'all, hope you had a good year, hope you have a wonderful evening tonight, and i hope next year is amazing!!

See you folks later.

Remember, I'm a lover, not a fighter. But i love to fight in a fight for love...........motherfucker!

That is all

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My first blog
Current mood: horny

I fell out of bed this morning, haven't done that for a while, quite exciting really, thought I was in 'Nam



That is all.

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