Karate Cop somehow works!
Current mood: cold

Sup with yer brain anyway?

Karate Cop, the unexpected sequel to Ron Marchini's abysmal attempt at an action flick, Omega Cop, somehow manages to entertain about 40% more than it's predecessor. Who knew?

Check out the various B facts that led me to this conclusion at our bisforbrains review section here!

Let us know what you think, and don't be afraid to subscribe to the site and to this blog to keep you updated on all the schlock we see!

Reese's Peaces for now.

Currently watching : 2001 - A Space Odyssey [Blu-ray] Release date: 23 October, 2007

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hey hay haay
Current mood: full
Category: Sports

Hey y'allz,

Head on over to bisforbrains.com!!! for a couple of brand zombie-baby-spanking new breviews. We've been hard at work over the past few weeks, and we've managed to add several b-flicks you should either run out and see, or run from shrieking.

The latest is Hollowed Ground, probably the newest release we've ever reviewed (the day it came out!), so hopefully it will help someone out there as they walk down the isles of their local VHS and Beta renting building place where you need an account and they have to buzz you into the adult section.

Take care, and we hope you're all planning to have killer B-bashes this Hallow's Eve.

P-A-R-T...

Y? because you GOT-STA.

(p.s. did you see that? "y'alls" with a "Z"? ...God, I rock...)

Currently playing : Exit Release date: 14 February, 2006

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Omega Schlock
Current mood: hopeful
Category: School, College, Greek

Okay, okay... so it's been 3 months! It's the summer, give us a break!

Sorry it's been so long B-lovers, but we're hoping to get back on track for the fall. And what better way to start than with a new breview!

A cheap-o action knock-off called Omega Cop is the first of many breviews to come, view it here!

Let us know what you think, either here, or on the website.

You may now return to your usually scheduled medulla gnawing.

-darfnader
bisforbrains.com

Currently watching : Night of the Comet Release date: 06 March, 2007

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Shock, Horror, Dismay... pleasure
Current mood: okay
Category: Friends

salutations, Noodle Nibblers.

After more than a month's hiatus, I've finally managed to whip up a little breview for yous guyses. It was quite a surprise, but after ignoring House of the Dead 2 for many, many months, it turned out to be a B-larious romp through bloody organs and entrails.

check out the breview for all the facts: click here

And leave us some feedback if you agree, or disagree even. :)

By the way, thanks to everyone who has left us their thoughts thus far.

hardly able to wait any longer for Hostel II,

-darfnader

Currently watching : The Office - The Complete Collection BBC Edition (First And Second Series Plus Special) Release date: 16 November, 2004

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GRINDHOUSE STYLE
Current mood: artistic
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

In commemoration of the greatest theatrical experience of my entire life, Grindhouse (the second would be Casino Royale in a DLP-Projection theater in SanDiego), I have decided to do a double-review. In order to keep things smooth on the site, I did not combine the reviews, but they will be listed right next to one another.

The first was Sasquatch Hunters. I have nothing to say about this movie, other than it was the least entertainment I've ever had the displeasure of trying to experiencing. Check out all I could manage to write here.

Luckily, Octopus 2 turned out to be extremely entertaining, but will undoubtebly not please most horror/monster fans. click here to find out why.

Oh well, I took two B's dead in the chest for y'alls and wasn't able to come up with much of anything. Just consider me your camp-kevlar.

and again, if you have any requests, don't be afraid to ask!

-your friendly neighborhood B-movie reviewer, darfnader

Currently listening : Bjork - Greatest Hits By Bjork Release date: 05 November, 2002

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Frankensteins Bloody Nightmare + I Was a Zombie For the FBI
Current mood: angry
Category: Games

I have a new breview up of a swell little flick that will fuck with your mind: Frankensteins Bloody Nightmare!

Also, the latest member to the bisforbrains.com staff DANTE has a review of the B-Classic I Was a Zombie for the FBI

Check 'em out...comment us...join up........unite with the pink and purple militia!

peace, love and ultraviolence,
corporatedemon

Currently listening : Angst By KMFDM Release date: 21 November, 2006

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Vampire Wars: Battle for the Universe
Current mood: artistic
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping

Greetings b-boys and girls! My latest review of Vampire Wars: Battle for the Universe is online. Clickity-click and give it a read!

Buhbye,
-corporatedemon

Currently listening : Navigator By Funker Vogt Release date: 13 September, 2005

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Octopus Breview ONLINE
Current mood: groggy
Category: Sports

Ahoy, Ahoy, fellow people who like brains... types,

The new brewview of Octopus is up and running (silently). Give her a look, and check the movie out if you have a Saturday afternoon to blow. It will bore you at first, but man will it ever pay off in the end. Kinda like shooting extinct animals with arrogant, ignorant, redneck pricks

adios, buckeroos.

Currently playing : Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis Release date: 11 March, 2003

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DOOMED...
Current mood: busy
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes

There's a new breview of DOOMED online at bisforbrains.com! Fellow B-Movie fans....you MUST read this review! A true abomination of filmmaking...wowza.

xOxOxOXoXoXo
-corporatedemon

Currently listening : Distances By Namnambulu Release date: 17 July, 2003

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War of the Worlds Breview up
Current mood: sleepy
Category: Automotive

Hey all you Martian Loving Maniacs,

The latest from the breview crew is up. The War of the Worlds (no, not that one.... and not that one either) breview is now online! Give her a little look-see over here. It's quite a bashing, but, I feel that it's completely justified. What an absolutely mystifying 3-hour experience! If I manage to spare even one soul from viewing this nightmarishly long bumble-F of a film, then I know I'm pretty much guaranteed a spot at the right hand of the father.

yessssssss.

thanks for stopping by,

-darfnader

Currently watching : Justice League Unlimited - Season One (DC Comics Classic Collection) Release date: 24 October, 2006

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