Rubbing it in the face of the King of England day!
Current mood: cranky
Category: Blogging

A POEM DEDICATED TO MY READERS
(based "sort-of" on Tila Tequila's a poem dedicated to my fans of July 4th)

I sacrificed a couple of hours to chase for the top.

I wrote a blog, a blog some said might flop.

The sweat I endured to get this where it is...up there with all the bands....

If you look deep inside the guy who writes this...You have too much time on your hands.

I am me, basically.... I have chosen to feed my addiction and give this to you.....

My love for writing, for giving....The blog group among the poo.....

But soon you will all see, it was meant to be that way.

I've embraced the changes happening....although I haven't written in 4 days...

I just remind myself....I have a role here...more important than your dog...

To make a postive impact....in this fake profile called Underblog ....

I speak out with my fingers....You are invited to this special place...

Remember this group for all that it is, top-ranked bloggers we take chase...

This blog is a vehicle now....to be all that it can be.....

Your messenger I am....you can speak your thoughts through me....

I will not let you down....because I do it all for you....

You are my persperation....my sweaty life....I want you to know it's true...

By:  The Underblog (formally Tila Who?)

I would make today Delaware day, since it was the first state, but we don't have anyone from Deleware!  Therefore, I pronounce today, United Kingdom day, since today is rub it in the face of the King of England day today in America!

Maybe we should read some real blogs like these:

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So today is a big day for Tila!
Current mood: bouncy
Category: Blogging

So today is a big day for Tila! (She is on the cover of the UK issue of Maxim, which hits stores today!)

In her honor, I thought that I would give you a quick run down (in my own special way) of top blogs from yesterday, so that you wouldnt have to read them today!

Whats going on in our local myspace party scene?

(some of the top party blogs of yesterday with commentary from yours truly)

come have fun everythings here  (complete 20^th ranked blog)

So this leads me to several questions. what fun everythings are you referring to?  Do they taste like chicken?  Do you have enough everythings for everybody?

Hey I wanna have a blog party! Anyone can come! There's a hot tub, make-out room, bar, arcade/gaming room, shopping center and anything else you can think of! :) try to get more people to come please (complete 29^th ranked blog including typos)

The last time I checked, most people didnt have their own personal shopping center.  Really, anything else I can think of?  Can we have the 1919 Chicago Black Sox there?  What about a pet elephant playing in a jello pool? 

a huge circuliar room with a round dais, able to seat 100 people. i sit in a huge golden throne at the head fo the dais, to my right and left are two silver chairs, wich artemis and D sit, and all aroudn the rest of the dais are bronze chairs where the other immortals sit. (complete 32^nd, including typos)

I dont think that I have ever been in a circuliar room.  Would I know one if I saw one?

waits (Blog #34)

and listens?  for something to happen?  for the second coming? and waits some more? for someone to say something?  for my pet elephant to get out of the jello pool?  for pigs to fly?

LETS HAVE FUN! RP AND CELEBS ONLY (Blog #37)

LETS SCREAM THIS OUT IN ALL CAPS AND SOMEONE MIGHT NOTICE!

So what does all of this nonsense really say to me?

Maybe we should read some real blogs like these:

Subscription button contest on-going!

If you would like to be listed in the directory as a blogger, just subscribe to this blog, and I will get you on the list as soon as possible.  If there is a problem with your link or I have inadvertantly left you off, please be in touch with me that I may fix it. 

-The Underblog!

Currently watching : Maxim: The Real Swimsuit DVD, Vol. 1 Release date: 31 August, 2004

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I feel I have let you down
Current mood: busy
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

I have been MIA for a couple of days.  (sometimes you have to work for a living...or find work to work for a living... or something like that!)

This would be the reason why:   Click Here!

Just call me a slacker.... I never actually "promote" myself, but I figure you should know what all is going on...and why I have been on here very little in the last few days!   I will do better!  I promise!

-b

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We have a name, now we need a button!
Current mood: busy
Category: MySpace

Public Service Announcement, not really a blog!

So....we have a name... now we need a button...(or two)

It would be nice to have a subscribe button, and a "proud member of Underblog" button, that would help everyone who is a member to link back here.

Message the code to me....so that we can have a vote on them on Friday!

I am sorry that I was gone yesterday.... I am working on my personal, professional website (actually my sister is doing an awesome job building it) and though it is functional, I will not share it with you until it is closer to complete, (there are pictures, more audio, downloadable press kit pdf's, and multiple links out to still put in place) I can say that the difficult part of the build is done!  It was time to get my domain name back, and to have a professional site again (not that myspace doesn't fit the bill, but it doesn't)

I know I need to update the links to the members, so I will get on that this evening!

I know I need to pimp out a couple of blogs... but I would rather you link your blog today in the comments...and people visit them via your links!

Ok... I will update this later... with more links, pretty pictures and stuff... Anyone seen a funny picture that needs a good caption?

-Underblog

Currently listening : Pimpalation By Pimp C Release date: 25 July, 2006

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Wow....there is no other way to discribe it!
Current mood: amused
Category: Blogging

So the votes are too close to count.

At this posting it was Underblog 66-63

Some suggest voting by state/country and developing an electoral college of some sort...

(too much work)

Some suggest that we have a button contest for the name and then pick the name from there!

I suggest this:

1. Post a blog either linking this or, even better cutting and pasting this voting button into your own blog and getting your readers to vote.

2.  In your blog, encourage them to subscribe to this blog.

3. In your blog, make a strong case for why your friends should vote for the blog name that you choose...

4. In otherwords go campaign for the blog name you want to be perminant...

5. Voting will be cut off, and an official name will be anounced tomorrow morning at 8am EST.

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