Okay, they're a mess, and there are probably mistakes here and there... but since enough of your asked about them... here are a few of the songs' LYRICS FOR BLUMPKINS OF MASS DESTRUCTION:
More to come before too long:
Cumdrunk
Rubbing the skin is the start of the sin
As a younger man doors opened up I fell in
To the rountine we all should have
Home entertainment or sex with the one
you love most so they say.
As the years pass I found practice makes
perfect, no longer perverse but professional
touch. Learning the charm of the end of your
arm, there's no whinning, no dining, let's fuck.
Some say that it's an evil.
Pleasure you can't enjoy.
But do you really believe them?
The ones off fucking the alter boys.
Long nights, grab the lube and dim the lights.
Stack of porn and lock the door, baby wipes.
Fantasize, in my head til' I go blind or til I'm dead,
Like they warn, and they scorn and they lie.
Hand full, talk myself into a pull, til I squirt, it can't hurt, am I right?
Hey jack, masturbation's where it's at, get yourself off if you can every night!
Fuck yourself
More
I can't stop it.
I don't want to.
It was her very first time, no drugs, no wine.
Call it the afterglow, we'll never know.
Something she new all along, fresh batteries, turn it on.
It's in the past now... no turning back now.
It was a revelation, orgasm on orgasm, I fell asleep while she came, but who's counting?
One more she said, then a shower, she kept it up 3 more hours.
Releasing tension that had been mounting.
Happy Valentine's Day
Love... she's a big fat cunt.
She's a pile of shit.
Not what I want at all...
Love... she's a burning cross.
She's a bleeding slit.
She's a killing frost.
Love... she's a swastika.
She's an evil reich.
She's stuck in my craw.
Love... she's a painfull kiss.
She's a disaster strike.
A belly full of piss!
A ruse.
A bruise.
Contused.
Confused.
A line.
A sign.
Design.
Maligned.
A lock.
A crock.
In shock.
Don't talk.
A lie.
A spy.
Desired.
Reviled.
Love's just a pain in my ass.
Love's just a knife in my back.
Love's just a thing to distract.
Love's an addiction to smack.
Mark my words
Obsene and ubsurd.
You'll taste the dirt.
You'll swallow the hurt.
Mark my thoughts.
Insane and brain rot.
You'll choke on the meat.
You'll fail and retreat.
Happy valentine's day you bitch.
Leave me crying and pining and dead in a ditch.
Happy valentine's day you whore.
Make me taste all your lies as you're slamming the door.
Happy valentine's day you wretch.
Make me feel like a fool, like a child, like a letch.
Happy valentine's day you cunt.
As you pull out my spine from the back through the front.
Suprise, I'm here again.
Even though I cannot win.
Head
Time in the light
Not as good as out of sight
When your lips feels so tight
And I want another bite
Take it all, suck it down
Gag on gutteral in-out,
Work the balls, eye contact,
Smack them hard until I shout.
Close with your teeth,
feel the thickness underneath
let it glide, stretch the skin
Deep throat til tonsils are pinned
To the front of your spine
Concentrate, no sixty nine,
Work it hard, let me watch,
Suck my motherfucking cock!
Head
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god I'm gonna...
Head
Deep, dark, wet and hot
Fuck your face just like your twat.
Slow fast in your grasp
Fuck your mouth just like your ass.
Soft, far, leave it scarred
Lick it suck it bite it hard.
Rough head, rough sex
You swallow, it might break your neck.
You got it, I want it, so open up and flaunt it.
You get it, so wet it, get on your knees and give me head...
Head
Holy Shit
I love drugs... so sue me.
I love sex... so do me.
I love guns... they thrill me.
Coffin nails... they kill me.
I love booze... it helps me.
Do the shit... that scares me.
I love head... so suck me.
I hate you... so fuck me.
Little girls... they tease me.
Fucking whores... disease me.
I am sick, and worthless.
Just like you deserve this.
I love speed... and danger.
Lying to a stranger.
Waking up, to introductions.
Sluts who follow my instructions.
Wake up, I'm in
Who cares again?
I fuck the world
Because I can.
Wake up, I'm in
Wrong hole again?
I'll batter coat that grin.
Holy shit
I've never fucked so hard.
Holy shit
I'm gonna leave here scarred.
Holy shit
Let's shred and tear and scream...
Holy shit
Bitch, will you marry me?
Bitch, your vagina, might be the death of me.
Bitch, your vagina, suck it, fuck it.
Bitch, your vagina, sit on my face and see.
Bitch, your vagina, lick it, flip it.
Sandwiched in between, got a mean sense of cunnilingus.
Landing on my feet to be knocked to my knees.
Holding on for life I'm inside her, she riding me.
Blow another load she's still not done she screams.
Crazy little witch, make me twitch gasp and shuddering.
Fill her face with cream shove my cock down her throat.
Crazy little bitch, like the slap, smack and smothering.
Pull if from her ass and I quote...
How to be a Whore
I'll burst your bubble.
I'll snap your neck.
I'll break your hyman.
Spackle your crack.
I'll poke your brown eye.
And make hot fudge.
I'll pulverize the
Things that won't budge.
I'll bring the cream.
You bring the peach.
You fortify
And I will breach.
How to be a whore
I'll make you swallow
Learn how to spit
I'll fuck your armpits
Piss on your tits.
You'll take a facial
Right in the eye.
I like it when you laugh,
But love it when you cry.
I'll tie you up.
I'll tear you down.
I'll make you crawl and beg
And love licking the ground.
If it doesn't fit, we'll lube it till' it does.
If it hurts going in slow, let's try it with a shove.
If something disgusts you, we'll do it even more.
I wrote the book, so have a look, it's
"how to be a whore".
Are you offended yet?
I Fucked Your Mother
Wipe your face.
You were not that pretty anyway.
Your vanity gets in the way.
Ignore your pain.
It's minimal at best and yes
the memories will always fade.
Seize the day.
All your lethargy adds up to shit
I'm goddamn fucking sick of it.
Make them pay.
For the fucked up things they did to you,
Success the best revenge is true.
Cunts and haters all your time will come.
Cunts and haters all swallow your tongue.
Cunts and haters all get overrun.
Cunts and haters all your time is done.
Time will tell just what the fuck you're all made of.
Time will tell and rain down like death from above.
Time will tell and the story line will rat you out.
Time will tell, like it always tells and takes you down.
I fucked your mother
I fucked your mother
She took it all and she asked me for another.
I fucked your sister
I fucked your daughter
She licked my balls and said they tasted like your brother.
So...
Nice...
To beat your at your own game once again.
By...
The...
Way your mom says hi.
Bite your tongue
Your regurgitated mantra spray
You've got no fucking point to make.
Get things done.
Or just step the fuck aside I say,
Let someone guide who knows the way.
Ten to one.
That you'll blow smoke up my ass again.
And try to get the truth to bend.
Eat my shit.
Because that is still better than all
Your grand desings not great, just small.
Keep Sex Evil
If saying fuck is dirty.
Then saying fuck is fun.
What good's a word that's
not offending anyone?
If sex is bad,
And sex is wrong,
Then sex is worth my time,
And great for writing songs.
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker.
I am the faithful.
A true believer.
Praise to the church
We've gotta keep sex evil.
I testify.
I'll be the dealer.
Mainline it, snort it, chug it
Keep sex evil.
If sodomy's a crime.
Then sodomy's a must.
Bring on the filth from ass
to ass and lust to lust.
If licking cunt is sin,
Such and abomination.
Then give me ass to mouth
And endless masturbation.
Freedom of speech is my religion.
From the day we crawled forth from the sea.
From the dinosaurs, primates and beasts.
Our one link from the humans to bugs...
Is our long uncontrolled urge to fuck.
From the big to the smallest of bangs.
Echoed cross every galaxy's span.
Passing down from trilobite to me.
Is this driving cunnilingal need.
Take my hand...
And guide the way...
To my home...
Where I will stay...
Now touch my face..
And taste my tongue...
And shove my head
Into your crotch until you come!
Legalize It
So here I pose a question,
Mr. Carlin said it best,
Why isn't selling fucking legal?
Hey let's face it, it's your twat...
What is exploitation, really?
Sell our time our mind our muscle for some shit
wage - why not flesh? I have to ask...
because of God?
I seem to recall even Jesus
Hung with hookers so you see
I can't believe it's just a diety
That wants to keep your poor.
Why would anyone, I ask you
Want to go down to the strip club
And pay naked girls to tease them
When they could just buy a whore?
Legalize it.
Let me buy it.
Subsidize it.
Hey, let's try it!
Legalize it.
All, and why not?
Land of the free?
Hey, let's try it!
Is it all desperate housewives
Who feel that they can't compete
With the professionals downtown
That are ever so discreet?
Or could it be just jealousy
From those who couldn't give it
away, let alone try selling it,
Pissed off at those who can?
Just think about it, friday night
You're bored and lonely and the like
Call dominoes and dial-a-ho
And pound away your tension.
And think of all the money
that the government could make
Yes tax that ass and mouth and cunt
A cash cow of a new dimension.
It's raining, she's standing,
upon the corner as she's waiting for me.
Our eyes meet, she looks so sweet,
In 6 inch heels her 5 inch skirt calls to me.
Her makeup, is running, she's cold and
wet, I offer shelter from the storm.
A handful, of twenties, a binding
Verbal contract back to my house...
Give us sex for cash!
Let's double bag it, shall we?
Give me tongue, on the bed,
even standing on your head,
Kitchen floor, that's it whore,
Up against the garage door.
Drive it deep in your ass,
I don't even have to ask,
Cause I paid for this sex,
then it's Thankyou, goodbye next!
It's yours to sell, don't tell, don't ask
Ignore the facist christian bastards
Write your congressman and blast it
The United States of Ass!
MILFIN' USA
Dyed in the wool, I'm a fool
for the fucking pervese
Live cunnilingus, my tongue
Got to shove it in her.
No one can fuck or can suck
like my pinky does it
She rips off my lips and
There's no mother fucking other for me.
Cunt cannibal, and I eat
Till I'm full and start
Again. In the hole shove my whole
fist I've got to get it in
Bitch is sick, want the lick
and the cock inside her.
Craving all my cum, until I'm numb and
I'm not fucking lying.
I'm so fucking bored that I could shit
Fuck, fight or cry.
I'm so fucking bored come put your
clit between my eyes!
Here it comes...
Here it comes...
Here I come!
That's right.
Now hold on tight!
Motherfucking in the USA
Motherfucking on the flag
Motherfucking in the USA
MILF til' I die.
You are the one I have selected,
Every time I get erected,
If you feel you're disrespected,
Then you're probably right.
It's how you want it, hard and hollow,
Broken teeth aren't hard to swallow,
Pay the bill and get your fill,
As many times til you die.
Bend over and take it,
there's no reason you should fake it.
Feel your muscles all relax and push your crotch to the sky.
Wet and wired and writhing,
To my alter pay your tithing,
Wind your scales around me harder
And explode in my eyes.
M I L F U S A
MILF until I die
Rubber
Wake up, we've all been there, hungover still don't really care,
There by your side in underwear a girl you've never met.
So play it off it's fair to say inside your head it blares and scrapes
The only thought behind your stare "my god I really hope we wore a
Rubber"
And girls it's just the same for your, for what's a drunken girl to do
When waking up right next to you that guy you thought was cute.
Find yourself searching on his skin for signs or open sores, it's safe to say the root of all your
thoughts come back to "Fuck, I hope we used a
Rubber"
It's time to tell the truth, that alcohol and sex and youth
add up to risky, fast and loose and that it why you
always have to use a
Rubber
What the fuck was I thinking?
Staring in the mirror now.
Living with the fear now.
Pray to god the test is clear now.
Shouldn't have took it in the rear.
Losing lots of sleep now.
Scream the praise your hole to keep now.
Next time before it goes balls deep now.
Ziplock the cock it's how to be.
So safe it's safe to say is not as safe as yesterday. When just a taste can make your
day a sad wave of regret. But you can bet that they will say "I told you so." When you
get laid, that is of course unless you play it safe and then at least your wore a
Rubber
Suck It
Balls deep. Tender and sweet.
It's what we all need. Bought on the street.
Come get your false hope. Like dope.
So hard to beat. Now let the cards fall.
Crawl to the grinder, you're meat.
You will respect me. Or I will smash in your life.
The light is blinding. So take a shot in the eye.
The needle calls, see if you can resist its tongue.
You over run freak. Give up or fight to be free.
Try, you motherfucking
Lie, you motherfucker
Right, your motherfucking
Life.
Speak, you're motherfucking
Weak, you motherfucker
Eat, your motherfucking
words.
Pain, you motherfucker
Strain, it's motherfucking
Drained, and motherfucking
gone.
Dick, I motherfucking
told, you motherfucking
so to late to fix this shit.
Suck it.
Suck it.
Suck it.
How's it taste fucker?
Suck it.
Suck it.
Suck it.
Now swallow like your mother.
Try. Motherfucker.
The sweetest peaches.
Aren't found on beaches.
Eaten by leaches.
Or big fat bears.
The sweetest peaches.
Are out of reach.
So I'm afraid my
Spunk smells like bleach.
Suck My Ass
Religions and governemts, cunts of the establishment, sheisters fox and cnn can suck my ass.
Paparazi and the like, gossip rags and bored housewives, culture that's obsessed with size can
suck my ass.
Nicole and Paris, Timberlake, sexy back my ass, the fake celebrities straight to their face, hey
suck my ass.
Terrorists, stereotypes, racists, hating parasites, I wish I may I wish they might all suck my ass.
Chainsaw running, time to have some fun
Let's pull their wings off, fuck em' they can suck my ass.
Engine reving, get this playfield leveled, watch them gasp in horror as they suck my ass.
Crawl through the mud, time to suck me some blood, neither evil or good, love or hate.
Eat fuck and kill, lying in wait so still, to eat more than my fill, no mistake.
Lusting the night, writhe to hide from the light, slithering to the point of the take.
Trickery, traps, decietful, hear it snap, like your neck as the vertibrae breaks.
Won't feel me come, no alarm, time to run, as my scales unwind quick, and you shake.
Cold blooded death, not a sound to my breath metaphorical still, just a snake.
Senators and lobbyists, fcc hunting the witch, pull their plug and flip their switch and suck my
ass.
Status seeking hipocrits, child molesting hunks of shit, kill yourself and save your kids and
suck my ass.
Fundemental fascist pricks, on persecuting power trips, just an excuse to be a dick, so suck
my ass.
Motherfucking medling lambs, with way too much time on your hands, get a life and understand,
and suck my ass.