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Age: 36
Sign: Scorpio

City: VANCOUVER
State: Washington
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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

In the Ghetto
Category: Life

Last night I had one of the most surreal moments of my life.  As I was leaving my apartment to go to my NT Greek study group, what did I see in the parking lot but the Fox 12 news van.  For those of you outside of Portland metro, Channel 12 News is, how shall I say this, very sensationalistic.  It's just a slight notch above tabloid journalism.  You know, flashy graphics that scream "Meth Watch!" and "Cyber Patrol!" and "Dirty Dining!" And knowing how they structure their newscasts, I knew that they would be leading off their 10 pm news with a live remote from my complex.  And they did-- it was "Fox's Most Wanted!"  Apparently, one of my neighbors had his pickup stolen (in broad daylight-four doors down from me) and was stripped out.  There's been a rash of car break-ins in the complex, but Grand Theft Auto?  Are you serious?  I lived in SE PDX for 4 years; I never felt threatened or violated at all.  Today I went down to Schuck's to buy some Freon-proof doo-dad that locks my brake pedal to deter would-be thieves.  Who knew Hazel Dell was so ghetto? 

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Monday, August 25, 2008

Donald Miller’s Benediction @ the DNC

Donald Miller, author of the immensely popular Blue Like Jazz, will be offering the Benediction tonight at the Democratic National Convention.  Here's the text, from his blog donaldmillerwords.com.  I'll post more on this tomorrow.

Father God,

This week, as the world looks .. the leaders in this room create a civil dialogue about our future.

We need you, God, as individuals and also as a nation.

We need you to protect us from our enemies, but also from ourselves, because we are easily tempted toward apathy.

Give us a passion to advance opportunities for the least of these, for widows and orphans, for single moms and children whose fathers have left.

Give us the eyes to see them, and the ears to hear them, and hands willing to serve them.

Help us serve people, not just causes. And stand up to specific injustices rather than vague notions.

Give those in this room who have power, along with those who will meet next week, the courage to work together to finally provide health care to those who don't have any, and a living wage so families can thrive rather than struggle.

Hep us figure out how to pay teachers what they deserve and give children an equal opportunity to get a college education.

Help us figure out the balance between economic opportunity and corporate gluttony.

We have tried to solve these problems ourselves but they are still there. We need your help.

Father, will you restore our moral standing in the world.

A lot of people don't like us but that's because they don't know the heart of the average American.

Will you give us favor and forgiveness, along with our allies around the world.

Help us be an example of humility and strength once again.

Lastly, father, unify us.

Even in our diversity help us see how much we have in common.

And unify us not just in our ideas and in our sentiments—but in our actions, as we look around and figure out something we can do to help create an America even greater than the one we have come to cherish.

God we know that you are good.

Thank you for blessing us in so many ways as Americans.

I make these requests in the name of your son, Jesus, who gave his own life against the forces of injustice.

Let Him be our example.

Amen

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Monday, May 12, 2008

It just works, redux
Category: Religion and Philosophy

The wacky folks at funnyordie.com  have  posted the Scientology video, and by golly, I can embed it. 

..>What Scientologists Say About Scientology on FunnyOrDie.com..>

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Thursday, May 08, 2008

The death of CCM
Category: Music

Last month, CCM magazine printed its last print edition.  Charlie Peacock (one of the few Christian artists I still listen to) had this to say about the future of Christian music.  Among his observations:
"The music business aspect of Christian music (labels, radio, touring, etc.) will continue to follow the pattern of the world, especially as long as baby-boomers and Gen-X people are in charge. The pattern is an increasingly unsuccessful business model run by people trapped in a system intent on slow, incremental change in the face of monumental cultural shifts."

Huh, that sounds incredibly like The Evangelical Church.

"In the future, young musicians will think that all Christian music is dated and boring, and they will create something they think is current, relative and exciting. They will say things like: "We just wanna show people that you can be a Christian and have fun, too." Or, "We're not gonna hit people over the head with the Bible. We're not Christian musicians; we're musicians who are Christians." Or, "We are totally sold out to Jesus. We don't write vague, sugar-coated lyrics."

"It will be nothing but retread hubris though. I will roll my eyes and grumble that history is hell-bent on repeating itself.

"So take note, the real and trustworthy future of Christian music is Christ. Find out what He's interested in, and let that be the music's future.






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God wants to save Christians
Category: Religion and Philosophy

Listen in as emerging megachurch super pastor Rob Bell talks about his upcoming book, Jesus Wants to Save Christians. How many big church pastors do you know who sound like Gustavo Gutierrez?

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What was Jesus like?
Category: Religion and Philosophy

Good stuff from the InternetMonk blog, posted in its entirety.  Enjoy!

Mark 3:20 Then he went home, and the crowd gathered again, so that they could not even eat. 21 And when his family heard it, they went out to seize him, for they were saying, "He is out of his mind."….Mark 3:31 And his mother and his brothers came, and standing outside they sent to him and called him. 32 And a crowd was sitting around him, and they said to him, "Your mother and your brothers* are outside, seeking you." 33 And he answered them, "Who are my mother and my brothers?" 34 And looking about at those who sat around him, he said, "Here are my mother and my brothers! 35 Whoever does the will of God, he is my brother and sister and mother."

Most Christians aren't like Jesus.

Should we even try to be? Isn't that impossible?

None of us can be like Jesus perfectly, but the Gospel of the Kingdom calls Jesus' disciples to hear his call and set the goal and direction of their lives to be like him. For a follower of Jesus, Paul's words of "follow me as I follow Christ," are translated simply, "follow Christ in every way possible."

Ghandi said "I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ." He's far from the only one to have made that observation, and those critics aren't holding anyone to a standard of perfection. They are simply looking for enough congruence that the claim to be a follower of Jesus makes sense.

Christians have gotten very good at explaining why they really shouldn't be expected to be like Christ. At various points, these explanations are true. At other points, they start sounding like winners in a competition for absurdist doublespeak.

Perhaps many Christians don't resemble Jesus because they don't really know what Jesus was like. Or- more likely- they assume Jesus was very much like themselves, only a bit more religious.

Getting our bearings on being like Jesus will start with something very important: discarding our assumption that our personal and collective picture of Jesus is accurate.

One of the constants in the Gospels is the misunderstanding of Jesus. The list of mistaken parties is long.

Herod the Great mistook Jesus for a political revolutionary.

The religious leaders mistook Jesus for another false Messiah.

Jesus' family mistook him for a person who was "out of his mind."

Nicodemus mistook Jesus for a wise teacher.

The rich young ruler mistook Jesus for a dispenser of tickets to heaven.

The woman at the well mistook Jesus for a Jewish partisan.

Herod Antipas mistook Jesus for John the Baptist back from the grave.

The people said that Jesus was a political messiah, Elijah, Jeremiah or one of the prophets.

The disciples….oh my. The disciples were certain Jesus was a political messiah/king who would bring the Kingdom through miracles, but just at the moment they were most certain of who and what Jesus was, he turned everything upside down. Only after the horror of the cross was past and the Spirit opened their minds and hearts to the truth did the disciples begin to see Jesus clearly.

Thomas mistook Jesus for a dead man.

Like the blind man in Mark 8, the disciples had partial, unclear sight that required a second touch for clarity.

I believe Judas misjudged Jesus. Saul the persecutor certainly did, as did Pilate and the Romans.

If you got all the people who misjudged Jesus into a room, you'd need a bigger room.

When our children were small, my son was a big fan of wrestling. Every wrestler has a "signature move" to end a match; a move that no one does exactly like they do.

When I read Mark 11 and the story of Jesus turning over the tables of the merchants and moneychangers, I believe Jesus' "signature move" is turning over the tables of expectations about who he is and what it means to follow him.

Read back through the Biblical examples I've cited. In almost every instance, it's Jesus who overturns the tables of expectations and preconceived notions. It's not just a discovery by a seeker. Jesus is the initiator of the big surprises. Part of what it means to be a Jesus-follower is to have your notions of religion, life and God turned upside down by the rabbi from Nazareth.

So is Jesus like today's Christians who so easily assume they now what Jesus is all about? I'd like to suggest that the answer is "No." Jesus isn't like today's Christians at all, and a large portion of our failure of Christlikeness comes down to a failure to know what Jesus was like.

Do you like grape Kool-Aid? I've always loved the taste of grape Kool-Aid on a hot day.

Have you ever tasted grapes? Do grapes taste grape Kool-Aid?

No, they don't. But you could easily imagine a child who loves grape Kool-Aid eating a grape and saying "Yuck!! This doesn't taste like grapes at all!"

The real thing has been replaced by the advertised replacement so long that there's genuine confusion and disappointment at the taste of a real grape.

So it is with Jesus. The version of Jesus that dominates so much contemporary Christianity is the grape Kool-Aid version of a real grape. And many, many Christians have no "taste" for Jesus as we find him in scripture, especially the Gospels.

Where would the real Jesus perform his "signature" move of turning over our popular misconception of him?

Here's just a few tentative and preliminary suggestions.

Jesus wasn't building an institution or an organization, but an efficient, flexible movement with the Gospel at the center and grace as the fuel.

The church Jesus left in history was a "band of brothers (and sisters)" than an organization of programs and buildings.

The message at the heart of all Jesus said and did was the Kingdom of God, which implicitly included himself as King and the status of all the world as rebels in need of forgiveness and surrender.

The movement Jesus' left behind was made up of the last, the lost, the least, the losers and the recently dead. The world would never recognize this Jesus shaped collection of nobodies as successful.

Jesus treated women, sexual sinners and notoriously scandalous sinners with inexplicable acceptance.

Jesus taught the message, power and presence of the Kingdom. He did not teach how to be rich, how to improve yourself, how to be a good person or how to be successful.

Jesus didn't teach principles. He taught the presence of a whole new world where God reigns and all things are made right.

Jesus rejected the claims of organized religion to have an exclusive franchise on God, and embodied the proof that God was in the world by his Son and through his Spirit to whomever has faith in Jesus.

Jesus practiced radical acceptance in a way that was dangerous, upsetting and world-changing.

Jesus calls all persons to follow him as disciples in the Kingdom of God. This invitation doesn't look identical to the experiences of the apostles, but the claims and commands of Jesus to his apostles extend to all Jesus-followers anywhere.

God is revealed in Jesus in a unique way. What God has to show us and to say to us is there in Jesus of Nazareth. All the fullness of God lives in him, and to be united to Jesus by faith is to have the fullness of all God's promises and blessings.

Jesus didn't talk much about how to get to heaven, and certainly never gave a "gospel presentation" like today's evangelicals. Nor did he teach that any organization of earth controlled who goes to heaven.

Jesus never fought the culture war.

Jesus was political because the Kingdom of God is here now, but he was the opposite of the political mindset of his time as expressed in various parties and sects.

Jesus was radically simple in his spirituality.

Jesus was radically simple in his worship.

Jesus wasn't an advocate of family values as much as he was a cause of family division.

Jesus fulfills the old testament scriptures completely, and they can not be rightly understood without him as their ultimate focus.

The only people Jesus was ever angry at was the clergy. He called out clergy corruption and demanded honesty and integrity from those who claimed to speak for God and lead his people.

Jesus embraced slavery and servanthood as the primary identifiers of the leaders of his movement.

Jesus didn't waste his time with religious and doctrinal debates. He always move to the heart of the matter. Love God, Love Neighbor, Live the Kingdom.

Jesus expected his disciples to get it, and was frustrated when they didn't.

Jesus died for being a true revolutionary, proclaiming a Kingdom whose foundations are the City of God.

Does this sound like Jesus as you've encountered him in evangelicalism?

That's the sound of tables turning over.

That's the taste of a real grape, not the Kool-Aid.

That's why so many Christians aren't like Jesus.

They have no idea what he was really all about.


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Monday, May 05, 2008

It just works
Category: Religion and Philosophy

Cool friend Jason sent me a link to a YouTube video about Scientologists talking about Scientology.  Wish I could embed it, but embedding was turned off.  Anyhoo, the thing that struck me was the general, vague, utilitarian view Scientologists make of their faith.  Which got me to thinking, do I do the same thing with my faith?  Does evangelical zeal reduce the Gospel message to a sales pitch?  If it does, how can we fix it?

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

stuff Marty likes
Current mood: hungry
Category: Blogging

It's been a while since I've  posted anything, so I decided to give a shout out to a couple blogs I recently discovered,

I like Stuff Wite People Like.  Maybe becasue I'm white.  Thanks to non-MySpace friend Christian for telling me about it.  Here are some of my faves:

96: New Balance Shoes
87: Outdoor Performance Clothes
86: Shorts
80: The Idea of Soccer
70: Difficult Breakups
62: Knowing what's best for poor people
41: Indie Music
38: Arrested Development
35: The Daily Show/Colbert Report
29: 80s Night
23: Microbreweries
17: Hating their parents
11: Asian Girls
1: Coffee

I also like Stuff Christians Like. MySpace friend James posted earlier today, and I think it's just fantastic.  Here are some good ones:

134. Witnessing to people that don't believe in the Bible using the Bible.
98. Emerging from something.
96. Using God's favorite word.
80. Fixing things with mo' prayer or mo' bible.
64. Fearing the rapture would come before you lost your virginity.
58. Calling people "seekers."
53. Saying "I'll pray for you" and then not.
46. Super, happy shiny Christian radio.
43. Metrosexual Worship Leaders.
34. Subtly finding out if you drink beer too.
33. Singing with our hands raised.
19. Dressing up church with cool words.
15. Calling Satan, "the enemy."
9. Comparing Braveheart to Christianity.
7. Stryper
1. Putting a God Spin on Popular Secular Ideas

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Worst Month Ever....
Current mood: numb
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

And it's only March 11th. Last Monday seven people were laid off; today during the morning stand up meeting my work group found out the wife and daughter of one of our co-worker's were killed in an auto accident yesterday (3/10/08). Every one was walking around like zombies. It's a miracle I was able to do anything productive today. I wish I had something profound to say, but good Lord this sucks.

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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Bad theological pickup lines
Category: Romance and Relationships

I found this here. Considering my last couple of blogs, I like 12 and 15.

20. "I am not overweight. The word 'glory' in Hebrew is kabod which according to HALOT literally means 'heaviness.' The Bible also says that we are to reflect God's glory. Therefore, I am just doing what the Bible says."

19. "Looking at you makes me reconsider preterism, because you are heaven on earth."

18. "Paul said that it was better to marry than to burn. Therefore, I am under God's mandate to marry you."

17. "Here, let me take care of those tithes."

16. "You may not have chosen me, but I have chosen you."

15. "I could not help but notice you were exegeting me instead of the text during the sermon."

14. "Your name must be grace, because you are irresistible."

13. "There are six things that motivate me to talk to you, yea seven that turned my head."

12. "Until this moment, I thought I had the gift of singleness."

11. During communion say, "Can I get you another drink."

10. "The Bible says that God is not concerned with outer appearance . . . neither should you."

9. "The Good Book said that I might be visited by angels unaware, but something must be wrong with my interpretation, because I am perfectly aware of you."

8. "I noticed you crying during alter call, can I help?"

7. While giving her a TULIP say, "This Totally depraved person has been Unconditionally drawn to you, Limiting himself to your Irresistible beauty that is Persevering beyond all others."

6. "God may be the bread of life, but you are the butter."

5. "The site of you leaves me apophatic."

4. "Well, gouge out my eyes and cut off my hands. If I hang around you much longer, I won't have any limbs left."

3. "You must have missed The Fall line, because you are lookin' righteous."

2. Sing this to the tune of George Strait's "Chair": "Excuse me, but I think you've got my rib."

1. "Are you homo or homoi?"

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