One Sentence Stories pt.170
Current mood: Was (Not Was)
Category: Was (Not Was) Writing and Poetry

That Guy
by
b mitsoda 

The away team needed to lose 150 pounds if they were going to reach escape velocity; the landing party mime quickly erected an invisible box to conceal himself in.

Currently listening : Stellastarr* By stellastarr* Release date: 2003-09-23

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One Sentence Stories Pt.169
Current mood: Animal Crossing One Year Later
Category: Animal Crossing One Year Later Writing and Poetry

Quick Thinking
by
b mitsoda 

"Emergency flaps," he wrote on the line next to the diagram, meaning Rob would never complete his gynecologist certification.

Currently listening : Change By The Dismemberment Plan Release date: 2001-10-23

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One Sentence Stories Pt.168
Current mood: Atlas Pointing
Category: Atlas Pointing Writing and Poetry

Context
by
b mitsoda

When Gina whispered, "bear with me" on the phone I thought she was addressing the current turbulence in our relationship, but in retrospect, I should have realized the context, seeing how she was a park ranger and all. 

Currently playing : Super Smash Bros. Brawl Release date: 09 March, 2008

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One Sentence Stories Pt.167
Current mood: Approaching Pluto
Category: Approaching Pluto Writing and Poetry

Silverbeet
by
b mitsoda 

"The Swiss Chard is known by many names and if you recognize any of the following, please call the Crime Line at 818…"

Currently listening : Women as Lovers By Xiu Xiu Release date: 29 January, 2008

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One Sentence Stories Pt.166
Current mood: Aphrodisiacrobat
Category: Aphrodisiacrobat Writing and Poetry

Malaria and Me
by
b mitsoda 

Looking back, I wouldn't trade the jungle expedition that gave me malaria for anything, except for a cure for malaria.

Currently playing : Bangai-O

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One Sentence Stories Pt.165
Current mood: Apropos
Category: Apropos Writing and Poetry

Time
by
b mitsoda 

In another time and place, a man did not hug another man, but that was then and this is prison.

Currently listening : The Stage Names By Okkervil River Release date: 07 August, 2007

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One Sentence Stories Pt.164
Current mood: ape, very
Category: ape, very Writing and Poetry

Swiffy's Bachelor Party
by
b mitsoda

"Let's stop telling ourselves to be cool and just find that octopus before it calls the police."

Currently listening : Down By The Jesus Lizard Release date: 29 August, 1994

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One Sentence Stories Pt.163
Current mood: Rewriter’s Block
Category: Rewriter’s Block Writing and Poetry

Someone for Everybody
by
b mitsoda

It's a commonly held belief that there's someone for everybody – dude, what a slut!

Currently listening : Curses By Future of the Left Release date: 02 November, 2007

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One Sentence Stories Pt.162
Current mood: Logicalifornia
Category: Logicalifornia Writing and Poetry

Blacula History Month
by
b mitsoda

"My-report-is-about Cleavon Draculton who was the… the meanest blacula on Chicago's West Side and whose favorite… favorite hobbies included scarin' honkeys, drinking-the-blood-of-the-living, and riding around in his pimped out hearse with fine black sisters and Black Phantom of the Opera until he was crypt invaded by The Man and staked in 1978 – he also wore a velvet-lined cape which is on display at the Smithsonian Blacula Museum in Washington D… D.C., the end." 

Currently playing : Professor Layton and the Curious Village Release date: 10 February, 2008

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One Sentence Stories Pt.161
Current mood: Fever dreamer
Category: Fever dreamer Writing and Poetry

Earth: 10, Hypergalactic Desire Imperium: 10
by
b mitsoda 

The only game left to decide the fate of Earth revolved around a playing field of ice and weights that had to be pushed by brush onto a painted ring; when all hope of deciphering the logic of this alien game was lost amongst the world's champions, that's when the Canadian stepped up to the dome of destiny.

Currently playing : Endless Ocean: Dive, Discover, Dream Release date: 22 January, 2008

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