Reaction

Morning kids.  I'm really amazed by the reaction to these two new pictures Amy bought off-line.  I should take a picture with all the stuff she has purchased.  I'm pretty sure that the lunchbox and the boardgame actually cost more money than I made on the Partridge family.  In case you're wondering what I'm doing the at six o'clock in the morning, I just got back from doing 3 miles roadwork, 500 situps and now I'm to watch and of course go along with one of my many cardio videos.  Billy blanks they be the big winner this morning.  Some of you may not know what I'm talking about, but for those of you who do, this is only my first workout of the day.  I am going to dismantle that fool from the Howard Stern channel.  I could have beaten him from the very first day I met him with one quick right hook, but the reason I'm trying so hard is so I don't have to knock him out, but I can force him to go the distance and cut him to pieces for three full rounds.  Maybe at the 32nd warning of the last round I'll knock him out but there should be so much blood by that point it will be hard to pinpoint the sweet spots.  Most of them will be stuck to my gloves anyway.  Thank you very much for your interest in the pictures, the radio show, the new TV show most of you don't know about yet and the fight which is September 13 just outside Philadelphia.  The guy outweighs me by about 45 pounds.  This should be fun to watch.  You can see it at gofightlive.com, for like five bucks.  By the way all my money goes to charity.

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New TV Show (starring you?)

Hey kids.

Please read this entire blog before responding. It is very important that you do so.
Please do not reply to this bulletin. Contact info is listed in the message below.

It's me, Danny. I have some good news, and I have some bad news. The good news is, I have new television show. The bad news is, it's based on your problems. But there is more good news. I plan to fix your problems to the best of my ability and, believe me, when Danny Bonaduce and a full-blown camera crew address your problem, things change fast.

Here it is: If you have a problem as small as your roommate eats all your food, to as big as I'm sure my son is strung out on drugs, my stepfather beats me, I'm being bullied at school, my roommate is a slut and brings home scary strange man every night, my boss is harassing me, I think my landlord is spying on me, my ex-boyfriend and/or girlfriend is stalking me. Whatever you've got. These are just some problems that people have actually called my radio show and asked me to help them out. If you listen, you know I have always done my best. Well, now it's going to be a television show. So if you are willing to share your problems with the world, maybe I can help you. As a result, we can both help a lot of other people. Please don't think you are limited to the problems I've listed. Anything from the smallest disagreement to feeling in physical danger to drugs and alcohol and anything in between are things I believe I can help you with.

Finally, this is a show presentation tape, so participants will have to be in the Los Angeles County area for the first episode. If you think being part of a show like this is the right thing for you please send an email to rescueshow@gmail.com. With the hundreds of e-mails I get every day, I would never have the time to read all of the ones for this television show, so once again please do not send them to me, send them to rescueshow@gmail.com and they will give me the ones they feel we can do the most good with.

Thank you for your time and thank you for your help and in advance let me thank you for the help were going to give others. Believe me, with all the mail I get I know one thing: You are not alone.

Respectfully,

Your friend Danny

P.S. Feel free to repost.

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Cabo San Lucas/Los Cabos

Hey kids,

My vacation comes up the first week of September. We are going to Cabo. There is a 5 star clothing optional resort that I want to go to. Amy says it will be fat, old, naked people. But, it's still 5 star. I hate to say this, but Adam does it, so what the hell? I save up money just to blow on vacation, so if your recommendation is expensive, that's cool. We'll only be gone 5 days. I need to book this before somebody offers me a job, because I always take the money. Please post all of your Cabo recommendations. And remember, I am willing to go as high as $600/700 a night if it's that special. If you happen to have gone to the clothing optional one, please send Amy pictures of your weiner, so you can help me talk her into it.

No joke. Don't know where to stay. Have saved a lot of money. Really want to have a great time. Help me out.

Thanks guys.
Love,
Danny

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You might be able to see my next fight

As many of you guys know, I'm about to fight a man 55 lbs heavier than I from the Howard Stern network.  I usually don't dislike my opponents and often go drinking with what's left of them after the fight.  I don't like this guy.  If he goes for a drink, he will need a straw and if he would like something to eat, this stupid bastard will still need a straw when I'm done with him.  I really want to thank Howard Stern.  Man, that guy is powerful. Apparently, he was talking about this fight today and how badly I am going to kill my opponent. I have started to get phone calls from people who do Pay-Per-View.  I usually do these fights for charity.  If I am going to get paid money, I think they should let this poor loser use a baseball bat for the first 60 seconds of the fight just to give him a chance.

The fight is on September 13. If you would like more information click here. As my cornerman, I might bring my good friend Hulk Hogan.  I'm going to knock out my "opponent" no matter what, but it would be a lot of fun to show up with Hulk Hogan and scare the absolute sh*t out of the guy about 30 seconds before I'd beat the absolute sh*t out of this guy.  Stay tuned. I am really excited about this.  If it looks like the Pay-Per-View costs more than it is worth, I swear to God on the life of my children, I will do this for free just so everyone can afford it.  Although I must admit getting paid money to punch a guy you don't like right in his ugly face is almost as good as being in porn.  Stay tuned. This is going to be great.

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Spelling

Hey kids

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$25 million

It's almost 6 o'clock in the morning and I have to do an Australian television show in awhile but I don't care. Here comes the big thing. I hope you all know that I'm going to knock out Reverend Bob Levy at approximately 20 seconds into the 2nd round on September 13 in Atlantic City. He may work for the Howard Stern Show, but even Howard knows I'm going to kick this guy 's ass. He always seemed like 70 pounds and is 6 inches taller than I am going to drop him on the canvas like this stupid ass drunk he is. Hopefully this will be big enough that you can see it on pay-per-view September 13, 2008. Either way I am going to hospitalized this guy.
In what I can only consider a bizarre coincidence, Rob Van Dam (Mr. Monday Night) is going to be my guest today. I realize wrestling and real boxing have nothing to do with one another except that there is a winner and a loser and the Reverend Bob Levy from Howard's show is boxing. Really boxing. If it is illegal to bet on oneself I would like someone to bet $100,000 cash of my own money that I knock out his poor drunk old loser.

I will probably discuss this with Mr. Monday night Rob Van Dam while he's on my show today at 2 p.m. on 97.1 FM and online at dannybonaduce.fm.

Now dig this. "Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling" will air on the country music television channel within a couple of weeks of this fight. I intend to beat the crap out of everyone there to. I called Hulk today and asked him to be my manager. Remember today's guest at 2 p.m. on 97.1 is Rob Van Dam better known as Mr. Monday Night. That guy can fly through the air and is freaking amazing. Then at five o'clock I meet Rico Rodriguez and his boxing trainer at my house. I have forgotten this gentleman's name but I will ask him today and put it up on the boards tomorrow. Then I want to do something crazy. Makes the CCW with boxing and weapons and kill off all these B-list celebrities. Call me today on the show and help me out. 888 -- 520 -- 9701. I'm not kidding I could use the help. I am going to wrestle, box and even MMA and I'm going to take over the god damn world. By the way Van Dam is very funny so even if you don't love wrestling call in any way. Stay tuned this is going to get very ugly. Your friend Danny

don't forget this all starts with me beating one of Howard Stern's crew to death on September 13, 2008. Put your money on me, don't be stupid.

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Don’t get mad

This is an unfortunate set of circumstances. I have just learned to blog and I am getting some very angry responses. People seem to think I ignore their mail on purpose. The fact of the matter is I have thousands of friends. If you start to write me a letter right now and I get up to make a sandwich, by the time I get back you could be 20 pages ago. I would not go through all this trouble if I truly didn't believe you are all my friends and even my employers by choosing to listen to me rather than someone else, but people are starting to say really rude things to me as if I had read their letter and chosen to ignore it I promise you that is not the case. If I read it I write back immediately but I am looking at my screen right now and even though I am answering as fast as I can I have 825 letters waiting to be responded to. Please don't get mad at me or this will be fun and more.

To make matters worse, I just got a response from a super hot chick who said she never wants to speak to me again. The problem is she never spoke to me in the first place. I promise you, if I see your e-mail or response to my blog I will answer it immediately. But if I don't see it what can I do and why should you be mad at me and appear that super hot chick why aren't you naked. The whole thing makes no sense to me. There are already hundreds of you who are mad at me for ignoring your letters that I never saw and now I am sure there are hundreds of you who are mad at me for wondering why the super hot chick isn't naked when I have a super hot chick of my own named Amy. The answer is quite simply super hot chicks are super hot chicks and should most certainly be seen naked by either gender. It's like an alligator purse. I have no use for one but I would really like to see one before I die. Amy feels the same way. Not about an alligator purse. I hope this clears matters up. In all seriousness Amy or I will get back to anyone who writes us as long as we see their letter. If we don't see it what can we do. If it is a rit you must aquit. Which goes along with my favorite expression if you had some class to the show your ass.

1:29 AM - 34 Comments - 69 Kudos - Add Comment

12-step blogging program

As you can see I have only recently learned to blog but it is totally fun.  Unfortunately, it has already gotten me in trouble.  Amy just made me a delicious dinner and served it to me at the dining room table.  Unfortunately, I failed to look up and notice that she was stark naked.  She told me I had my priorities all mixed up.  I told her to relax, that I would blog her later.

I am only kidding, but this blogging really is fun. Let's Blog, Blog ,Blog until daddy takes the t-bird away.

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A Day in the life.

Aside from the fact that I thought my one hour show totally kicked ass, today hurt from head to toe. From 7 to 8 a.m. I kicked and punched and punched and kicked and wrestled just in time to get home, dry off and attend a meeting, get back on my motorcycle, videotape something for the radio station on the roof of my home, dry off again on my motorcycle, and then go do the radio show. The cool thing is I would go to that every single day just to have as much fun as I do during that one hour of good radio. A lot of people are trying to offer me jobs although they can't yet because I'm under contract to KLSX and to be honest with you, as long as they can find me a shift I think KLSX is the station for me. Besides, they even painted my giant face on the front of a bus today. Either that's a good sign or they plan to run me over. Love, Danny.

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BIG FIGHT ON 9-13-08 WITH STERNS CREW

Dear everybody

I have finally figured out how to blog and I think I am going to like it. I have a ton of news to tell you including how much shooting the wrestling show with Hulk Hogan sucked over my vacation, but is going to be a fantastic television show and put CMT on the map. But the really big news for me is that, "that punk ass bitch" the Reverend levy from the Howard Stern show who smacked me in the face on television has finally agreed to really fight me. It looks like you'll be happening September 13 at eight yet undisclosed casino in Atlantic City. I believe he thought hitting me in the face on television would make him a star and put his face everywhere. Will believe me, I am not going to make him a star but I am going to put his face everywhere. Like the mat, the canvas, on the ropes, and finally in the third fucking row. I am not kidding with this guy. He has approximately 9 weeks to train. Nine weeks of hard training can change a man's life. Unfortunately for this particular bitch, nine weeks of hard training might get him to where I am now. I am starting a brand-new training regime today which will have made bigger stronger and faster by the fines on September 13. In other words it won't be just some brawl what I should be able to pick this guy to pieces and send out little chunks of him as souvenirs.

No I am not playing. This guy slapped me like a girl in front of Amy and there were cameras there. If you know me at all, and since you are reading my blog I can only assume you do, you must know that I will torture this man for that kind of insult.

Love, your happy-go-lucky friend Danny

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