Hello loves, I just came into Texas yesterday morning. I drove from LA and what a drive!! The day I left I shot for Cragar wheels, and today I flew to Dallas to do a promotion. I've decided I am the energizer bunny =D....
For starters!! I am officially an aunt! Stand by for pictures of the beautiful baby girl!! =)
Here I am stopped at a resturant in the most small town country place I've ever seen (on the drive from Los Angeles to Texas) however they had interesting books on the tables, like the one below! Go figure!!
I have a new hot gallery uploaded every Monday with images you can't find anywhere else...Sign up at www.BrookeBanx.com to view them along with random videos, from shoots, goofing around, or promotional events...
WEEK ONE
WEEK TWO
I just finished a shoot for military apparel, which I loved because for those of you who don't know I was married to a military guy for a few years, and our entire house was loaded with marine corps apparel...Ooh Rah...LOL....Nope, I'm not married now...in response to the above picture with the ring
In Spencer Gifts you can find the below poster, along with on their website found at... http://spencergifts.com/
I just finished an awesome shoot with Prado...Stand by to see the images!! I love Mike!! =)
Eric from GEA Images is a very talented photographer. My friend Robb Collins and I just finished up a shoot with him..I am loving the dark creepy vibe we have going. It is so different than anything I have so far. Check it out below!!
I hosted an event at Kinki Lounge in Dallas Texas, that I thought was very fun!! Angela Ryan was on stage spanking guys, and they had 4 male strippers put on a show as well.....=)
I just finished a shoot with GEA Photography. I love it because it is soo different than anything I have so far.
I went to the 4th of July party at the Playboy mansion. Loved it!! I've never been to a daytime party there..You can see more pics on my site at www.BrookeBanx.com Below are Miss Spencer and I.
This was my Birthday month!! YAY!! =) My first party was at Les Deux, and I had a lot of my girlfriends in town that I grew up with!! =)
Me and Rachael at Les Deux
I also had a party at Area, which everyone was invited too!! =).. It was fun and the club was packed by the end of the night.
I was in New York for a bit, and I shot with Rich Cutrone, who is amazing!!
I also spent a lot of time with my family this summer. I think I was in Texas a total of 6 weeks. Love seeing them!!
Here I am on Lake Travis, right after I slammed the jet ski ito a wall..Reverse and drive are tricky!!
My e-bay store is still quite fabulous. you can check it out at...
If you guys are watching Split Ends, you may see me!! My episode is airing now. Video Below
I've also re-launced BanxTalent.com, which you can view by clicking the below link
or add Banx Talent's myspace page at http://www.myspace.com/banxtalent
I get a lot of questions about my hair, Chrissy in Beverly Hills does my hair and extensions. Write her at stylistchrissyh@yahoo.com or click the link below... and if you tell her I sent you, you get an extra 20% off!! =)
I get a lot of questions about my hair, so let me share the secret, Chrissy in Beverly Hills does my hair and extensions. Write her at stylistchrissyh@yahoo.com or click the link below... and if you tell her I sent you, you get an extra 20% off!! =) Love you guys!!
I'm in Texas at the moment and created this survey out of sheer boredom, some things I can actually relate to and some I just thought were funny!! =)
Boyfriend Application
1. Do you gain weight easily when fed excessive amounts of food, if no please continue to question two.
2. Is your penis longer than your forearm, is no please discontinue application.
3. Is talking to you like watching linoleum peal? If so please discontinue application.
4. Do you like to call your girlfriends pet names such as douche bag, idiot, and retard? If yes please discontinue application.
5. Do you collect change from payphones, the couch or off of the street for lunch money? If so please discontinue application.
6. If your IQ is lower than your shoe size please discontinue this application. If you do not know your IQ, please answer the following question..
If you have two buckets and one bucket holds 3 gallons and the other bucket holds 5 gallons, how many buckets do you have?
7. If you're a dude who is sensitive to chick feelings please continue with the application, if you are a dude who HAS chick feelings please discontinue the application.
8. If you've slept with more girls than Peter North please discontinue the application.
9 If you're idea of fidelity is just an investment firm, stop reading, if your idea of fidelity is an investment firm because that's where you keep your 10 million dollars you can read for a bit longer.
10. If you think Harry Winston's is a bar you've never been to please discontinue application.
11. If you think trust is an acronym for The Team for Research in Ubiquitous Secure Technology please discontinue the application
12. Is your hardrive more than half pornography?
A. If you answered yes to the above question please move on to the following questions.
1.Does that porn feature a lot of hot chick on chick action,
2. Is all of the porn stolen?
If you have answered yes to all of these questions ..I know you've stolen my computer and I WANT IT BACK!!
13. Do you know the location of your local free clinic? If yes continue to questions below.
A. Is your picture hanging on the wall of the waiting room?
B. Is there a sign below that says customer of the month?
If any of these questions are yes, please discontinue the application.
14. Have you ever been in love? Your hand doesnt count.
15. Has anyone ever loved you? Your mom doesn't count.
I was in Jamaica for a week, filming and shooting with 5 other models and two male actors, including one who I've been friends with a little over a year now. We had an amazing time...
My girlfriend Heidi is an owner in the new hot spot Beso in Hollywood..Below are Heidi, Roxanne, and I at Les Deux after a night at Beso
I hosted Posh nightclub in San Antonio!! FUN! Love the whole crew there!! =)
You guys are going to LOVE this...I have mousepads that have actual breasts LOL..Check out my e-bay store. I'm adding new things daily...
My grandmother passed away about a week ago, and her illness happened very suddenly, which is a reminder to me to tell everyone how much they mean to you, and to live life with an open heart. There are so many things I wanted her to know, like how much she meant to me and how she has been a major part of my life. I was glad I was able to be with her throughout her stay in the hospital whether she knew I was there or not.My grandmother was a truly kind hearted, strong, and unconditionally loving person, and she will be missed deeply by our entire family.
The picture below is baby Brooke =) and my grandmother..(yes I had brown hair..they dyed it brown. I'm a real blonde ofcourse ;)....)
Hey guys!! I am in Texas at the moment (back to LA May 5th) and wanted to give you guys an update on everything I've been up to!! You can always check out www.BrookeBanx.com for weekly updates as well.
For starters, I am back in school for psychology, and loving every moment of it!!
I started the year off in New York with my girls!! I hosted a night in Jersey and a night in New York.
My girls and I in the massive Toys R US in NYC....I am a big kid..=)...see the huge smile? =) (DJ Roxanne Dawn,me Gina, and Charlene)
I shot with Prado Photography, another incredible photographer!! I hosted my girlfriend Charlenes party at Vice in Hollywood. >I was in Chicago hosting a night there as well....I had soo much fun!! Here I am below with Sabrina aka Barbie Doll.
I shot with Strobe Magazine in Florida, and shot some AMAZING stuff.....Stand by for those images =)
I was on the show Split Ends on E! and had my hair done on the show, then I shot with Steve Cain, who is an INCREDIBLE photographer!! Check back soon for more photos from our shoot.
This Beer Pong poster below is selling in Spencers. Let me know if you guys see it!! Here is a link to purchase it http://www.spencersonline.com/decor_posters_hot-girls/
I tried my hand at promoting with my girlfriend Brandie Moses, since we are out and about all of the time anyways. Here we (Brandie Moses, me, and Whitney Harchanko) are at the Snoop album release partty at Opera.
My girl, Playmate Spencer Scott had her Birthday at area and we were all out there..fun!! (Jaime Evans, me, and Spencer Scott)
I hosted in Vegas with Playboy Playmate Amanda Paige..and celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson
I just saw the episode of Gene Simmons family jewels that I appeared on. We were in sexy lingerie!! Video below..
I also just shot with Imagezz in Vegas who is also AMAZING!! Here I am representing my favorite team!!
Dating Aquarius- You occasionally get infatuated (some humans are just so cute), but as a rational being soon work out that it is all about hormones and body language mirroring and it will go away.
Aquarius love token- This scares you because gift giving in most cultures is the trigger for some sort of intimacy power play and you may get trapped. Get around it by handing over something so weird, they give it straight back.
CAPRICORN-
Dating Capricorn- The rest of the zodiac have to tell you when you’re in love, because you think it’s just heartburn. Then you’ll deny it everyday because love is not the thing you fall in.
Capricorn love token-
No need to waste money here. You don’t believe in spoiling people. How about an almost past-the-use-by-date box of candy from the discount store?
SAGITTARIUS-
Dating Sagittarius-self belief is all. You are convinced you have the pulling power of a plowhourse on prednisone. Surely just one flash of your big handsome teeth make you everybody’s favorite for the race.
Sagittarius love token_Anything inappropriate and embarrassing will do for you. A blood soaked Band-Aid between the sheets. A rash. A fractured rib.
SCORPIO-
Dating Scorpio- You hate being weak and love makes you weak, so you show the world how much in love you’re not by locking the beloved away ina remote cabin. They never see or talk to anyone but you, and you only visit under cover of darkness when you play spiteful mind games so they won’t find out you are in love with them and take advantage.
Scorpio love token- Why should you give them anything? Isnt the scent of your flesh, and the slow trickle into the belly when they think of you enough?
LIBRA-
Dating Libra- Oh please, you can get a date when you’re asleep or dead. You like to batch them up. You let them take you to Spago, and then limo you to exclusive clubs and bars al over town so you can flirt with your other lovers and leave notes all over town.
Libra love token-Something really personal. A lock of your hair perhaps. You also like leaving selected trash around (nail clippings, worn underwear, an apple with your perfect teeth marks in it) so that besotted admirers can steal it.
VIRGO-
Dating Virgo-Is there anyone good enough for you out there? Probably not, just as well really. If there were, you’d have nothing to be picky about. You do well with submissives, who pay money to be looked at like they’re road kill and told they aren’t worthy to lick your bootstraps.
Virgo love token- An electric organizer, preprogrammed by you. It’s patched into your mainframe so that you can give them regular updates. It includes a dictionary so that when you have a lover’s tiff about how to spell amebic dysentery, you can prove you’re right.
LEO-
Dating Leo- Without dating you would die, because you need megations of adoration to stay alive. Your usual prey are trustafarians, models, white house interns, but you also have a weakness for down-market cuteness and like to patronize cocktail waitresses and busboys because they are so grateful.
Leo love token- What else? A signed photograph of yourself, a miniature of course (you’re not vain) so they can easily carry it around with them everywhere. If things get serious you will give them a larger version ina gold frame to hang on their wall, and will pay someone to come around and fix it.
CANCER-
Dating Cancer- Crabs are always in love, its just that no one can tell ( not even the loved one). In brief interludes of remission, when you see someone you like, your strategy is to leave the country, or sit very still, pincer on stun, and wait for them to make the fist move.
Cancer love token-A childhood teddy bear. Basically, you’re scent marking. When it all goes wrong, you get to sob and they are stuck with a permanent reminder of you.
GEMINI-
Dating Gemini- Love requires putting someone else first in your life. As if! Apparently you are supposed to open up your heart and soul and share innermost secrets. How dumb would you have to be?
Gemini love token-You never actually buy anything, but like to be memorably fascinating, so if they’re loaded, you give them the Homer Simspon key ring you got free with your Happy Meal. If they’re dirst poor, you give them a Bulgari borrowed from your Taurus roomie (you can palm it back later). It’s the thought that counts.
TAURUS-
Dating Taurus- Love for you is just another name for territorial expansion. We all know when you re in love because you stand far to close to the love object breathing heavily, and do a lot of pawning. What you’d really like to do is keep the beloved in a velvety crate in your safe deposit, but apparently this would be an abuse to human rights, so you make do with being murderously jealous instead.
Taurus love token-Tiffany’s and Bloomie’s hold a stock of tasteful, yet identical bracelets/cufflinks to be sent out as thank you gifts whenever Taurus gets lucky.
ARIES-
Dating Aries-No one can miss and Aries in love. It’s like being in a cheesy musical where juve lead grabs innocent bystanders by the throat and bellows his most delicate inexpressibly intimate feelings into their faces, before leading an energetic bump and grind chorus to ram the point home.
Aries love token-Any love token you give will be something you really want for yourself. This way when you and your lover break up, and they throw it back at you in disgust you still win. So that will be a Ferrari Testarossa or at least a Rolex Oyster.
PISCES-
Dating Pisces- You arrange to meet in your favorite murky bar. You’re always an hour late or have been there three days already. You don’t let your date get a drink in edgeways as you tell them how misunderstood you are, and stare into their eyes and sob that they are the one.
Pisces love token- You always say you give your heart, and ask, wet-eyed, if that is not enough…well no it isn’t. Not when it’s on elastic so that you can pull it back whenever you want to.
Three things in life that, once are gone, never come back....and LOVE AND HAPPINESS
THREE THINGS IN LIFE THAT, ONCE ARE GONE, NEVER COME BACK. -TIME, WORDS & OPPORTUNITY
THREE THINGS IN LIFE THAT MAY NEVER BE LOST. -PEACE, HOPE & HAPPINESS
THREE THINGS IN LIFE THAT ARE MOST VALUABLE. -LOVE, FAITH & PRAYERS
THREE THINGS IN LIFE THAT ARE NEVER CERTAIN. DREAMS, SUCCESS & FORTUNE
THREE THINGS THAT MAKE A MAN. -HARD WORK, SINCERITY, & COMMITMENT
THREE THINGS THAT CAN DESTROY A MAN LUST, PRIDE & ANGER
A friend sent me this and I had to repost it!! I think this applies to a lot of my friends, my guy friends in particular....Love you guys!! XO =)
LOVE
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is most painful is to love someone and never finding the courage to let the person know how you feel.
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we should know how to be grateful for that gift.
Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance - and you find out you still care for that person.
A sad thing about life is when you meet someone that means a lot to you, only to find out in the end, that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go.
When one door of happiness closes, another opens but often we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.
The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch, and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back, don't expect love in return, just wait for it to grow in their hearts but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours.
There are things you love to hear but you would never hear it from the person from whom you would like to hear it, but don't be deaf to hear it from the person who says it with his heart.
Never say goodbye when you still want to try , never give up when you still feel you can take it, never say you don't love that person anymore when you can't let go.
Love comes to those who still hope, even though they've been disappointed, to those who still believe , even though they've been betrayed, need to love those who still love even though they've been hurt before.
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Don't go for looks, it can deceive, don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because only a smile makes a dark day seem bright. Hope you find that person.
There are moments in life when you really miss someone that you want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real. Hope you dream of that someone.
Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be, cause you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want in life.
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy and enough money to buy you gifts Always put yourself in other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person, too.
A careless word may kindle strife, a cruel word may wreck a life, a timely word may level stress, a loving word may heal and bless.
The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them with our own image, otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them.
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched and those who have tried. For only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives.
Love starts with a smile, develops with a kiss and ends with a tear.
The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.