Dangle Endorses Obama.
Current mood: optimistic

Hey gang,​

Just thoug​ht I would​ offic​ially​ let you know where​ I stand​ on the upcom​ing elect​ion.​

I like and respe​ct John McCai​n,​ but I urge you to vote for Barac​k Obama​.​.​.​ or whoev​er you want to vote for. But just so you know,​ I'm votin​g for Obama​.​

Vote for whoev​er you want.​

But Sarah​ Palin​ scare​s the livin​'​ crap out of me.

James​ Ron Dangl​e,​ Patri​ot,​ Nevad​a Gun-​Enthu​siast​.​.​.​ but still​ votin​g for Obama​.​

(​P.​S.​ To anybo​dy who has ever watch​ed The Sopra​nos.​.​.​ does that crazy​-​ass VP wanna​be Sarah​ Palin​ look A LOT like Artie​ Bucco​'​s wife Charm​aine Bucco​,​ or what?​ Serio​usly,​ it's eerie​.​)

I love each and every​ one of you.

Currently listening : Born to Run By Bruce Springsteen Release date: 1990-10-25

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The Late Late Show - Sketch, 8.1
Current mood: adventurous
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIF2dcJHE24

Hey Gang. Here's a new one from the Late Late Show.

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The Late Late Show - Sketch, 5.23
Current mood: anxious
Category: Friends

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkpQDwDIAow

Check out me and Junior on the late late show, dammit!

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The Late Late Show - Sketch, 5.23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkpQDwDIAow

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All New RENO 911! Thomas Lennon Interview
Current mood: amorous
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xujk0wlOqUw

Hey Gang,

Here's a thing about the new episodes TONIGHT AT 10:30!!!!!!!!!!!

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Seth Green on Reno TONIGHT!
Current mood: aroused
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

DO NOT MISS SETH GREEN on Reno 911! Tonight, Wednesday at 10:30/9:30 Central.
NO JOKE, this dude is off the chiz-ain, or whatever the kid's say.

Currently watching : Robot Chicken: Star Wars Release date: 20 May, 2008

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NEW RENO TONIGHT @ 10:30! WATCH IN YOUR SWIMSUIT.
Current mood: rejuvenated
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

GOOD HEAVENS, PEOPLE. Today is the day! Tonight at 10:30, all new episodes of RENO 911!

Here's a fun idea for how to watch the show tonight.

IN YOUR SWIMSUIT.

Yes, it's the dead middle of winter. Yes, it's freezing outside. But what better way to fight seasonal affected disorder than TURNING THE HEAT WAY UP in your room, and watching the Season Premiere in your swimsuit, with a large plastic cup of RUM.

If you can, try to get the temperature in your room up to 100 or so, and turn all the lights on REALLY BRIGHT. Voila! It's like your on vacation in Cabo San Lucas. Then lie back, and enjoy the show.

Now -- be careful if you have WICKER FURNITURE. As this can lead to serious ass-splinters. If you have wicker or rough wood furniture -- put two coasters under your cheeks, or some saran wrap on your buns.

Even if you don't have wooden furniture, the saran wrap on your buns can be fun. Trust me.

Enjoy the show, tonight at 10:30

Your humble servant,
James Ron Dangle,
Patriot, saran-wrap enthusiast.

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Get in Shape for Reno Season 5!
Current mood: fabulous

Hey Gang,

I know what you're thinking: THERE'S NO WAY TO GET IN SHAPE FOR RENO 911! SEASON 5!!!

It's only 8 days away!!!

Well trust me: THERE IS. It's Jim Dangle's SURE FIRE in shape in 8 days, bronzer and lettuce diet.

Day 1. Breakfast: TWO RED BULLS. Lunch: 1 Fortune cookie. Dinner: Four "Irish" coffees. Day should include 1 FULL BODY BRONZER APPLICATION.

Day 2. SLEEP. (REAPPLY BRONZER).

Day 3. Breakfast: BK Whopper, followed by something that makes you throw it up. Lunch: Repeat. Dinner: HALF BOTTLE MERLOT. 1 TWINKIE.

DAY 4. WALK FAST EVERYWHERE. Do everything you do normally, only much faster, to BURN THEM CALORIES. Standing when you poop will work the hamstrings.

Day 5. CELEBRATE: eat as much lettuce and mustard as you want!!!

Day 6. MORE BRONZER. Have a friend help with hard to reach spots. No breakfast, lunch, or dinner today. May cause hallucinations.

Day 7. Wear all your winter clothes at once! Even at work. Should sweat out another 2 lbs! Eat any amount of trout you want! But only trout!

Day 8. Wax. Last Bronzer Application, followed by 15 mile "fun run."

And last: plop your hot, bronzed, skinny new self down in front of the tube for Reno 911! Season 5. Wednesday the 16th at 10:30, 9:30 Central.

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Super-Duper Cold.
Current mood: cold
Category: Food and Restaurants

Hey Gang,

Just back from visiting Uncle Frederick in Key West for the Holidays. And guess what. I'VE GOT A SUPER DUPER COLD. Right now I've had several Dayquil tabs and 3/4's of a bottle of Merlot, so... I'm having a little trouble typlinging.

Uncle Frederick, as you know is the mean son of a bitch who raised me after Mom's death, and me finding out that I had a black half-family in Chicago. Anyhoo. He's an evil, twisted man, but other than Deb, he's technically my only other family (on mom's side).

He's got half of a time-share on a one bedroom condo in Key West, and I went down for Christmas, thinking it'd be more fun than just me and Orlando Bloom (the dog).

Turns out I had to sleep on the patio. The apartment is actually ONE ROOM, not other rooms, and one bedroom. Well, one bedroom if you say that the only room there is is a BEDROOM.

Anyhoo. Slept out on the patio, which is for the best. 'Cause Uncle Frederick gets the night-terrors just like me.

Kind of a drag, 'cause it rained EVERY DAY and I was sleeping outside on a lawn chair.

Christmas Day, Uncle Frederick and I went to the only place that was open for brunch: Hooters. The food was actually surprisingly good. Outstanding even. I wish we had a restaurant as good as Hooters in Reno. Then we both had a little too much to drink, and said a few things we both regret. The usual "family at Christmas fight" stuff like: "I should have murdered you years ago," and "One of these days, I'm gonna murder you."

The usual stuff. Then I got back on a plane, and after 4 layovers, I'm back in the 775! And with a hum-dinger of a cold. If anyone has advice for how to kick it, I'm open for suggestions.

Right now I'm adding a few whole cloves of garlic to each glass of Merlot, and I'm feeling slightly better...

Happy New Year, I love each and every one of you.

James Ron Dangle, Reno, NV

Currently listening : Strangeways, Here We Come By The Smiths Release date: 25 October, 1990

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ENOUGH WITH THE RINGTONES AND BONER PILLS.
Current mood: aggravated

OKAY PEOPLE. I'M NOT KIDDING. ENOUGH WITH THE RINGTONE ADS.
FOR REAL. THE NEXT PERSON WHO SENDS ME AN AD FOR EITHER: RINGTONES, MAGIC BONER PILLS, OR GIANT STICKY POT BUDS... I'M GONNA FIND 'EM, AND THROW A LARGE, PLASTIC GROCERY BAG FULL OF OLD MACARONI AND CHEESE AT THEM. YES -- OLD MAC AND CHEESE, IN A LOOSE PLASTIC BAG. Picture that. Yes, it's gonna be messy.

Your humble servant. J.Ron Dangle.

And yes, you can get ringtones of me at:
http://www.comedycentral.com/mobile/property/reno_911/index.jhtml

But that's TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

Currently listening : Beethoven Was Deaf (Live) By Morrissey Release date: 13 May, 1993

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