Natasha

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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 19
Sign: Capricorn

City: East Coast
State: Maryland
Country: US

Signup Date: 10/01/05

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Monday, October 02, 2006

English mother fucker, do you speak it?

I swear, if most of you Floridians learn English I'll stop bothering people about double negatives. I might even let words like "pacifically" in lieu of "specifically" or "irregardless" which just isn't even a word slide.

Despite the fact it's really not that hard. "Regardless" means without regard, so "irregardless" is just silly and "pacifically" means peacefully, you idiot.

Who ever uses "is" in lieu of "are" should just be bitch slapped. I mean fucking bitch slapped; slap the stupid out of you type bitch slapped.

Here are examples:
Me: Insurance, may I help you?
Caller: Is you open?
Me: I'm sorry?
Caller: Is you open?
Me: I'm sorry I don't understand you.
Caller: Is you open?
Me: Oh! Oh you mean to ask if we're open. Yes, we are open. Thanks for calling. Have a nice day.

Feeling pretentious now.

Me: Our agent's unavailable right now, may I take a message?
Caller: (heavy french accent) 954....
Me: And your name sir?
Caller: (sigh) 954...
Me: Yes, I got that, your name?
Caller: 954....
Me: No, your name.
Caller: Oh, Pierre.
Me: And what is this call in reference to:
Caller: (almost yelling at me in a condescending tone) 954....
Me: No, why are you calling?
Caller: Cindi?

This went on for quite a while.

How about my favorite?

Me: And your number?
Caller: (heavy Spanish accent) 954 476 sieta, sieta 77
Me: Could you repeat that, sir?
Caller: 954 476 sieta, sieta 77
Me: Sir, I can't understand the last four digits, could you repeat them, please?
Caller: (yelling at me) sieta, sieta 77
Me: I'm sorry, I can't understand what numbers you're trying to say.
Caller: Well maybe you no speak English!

Now, I have no qualms with people who speak other languages. I'm not saying that everyone, everywhere should speak English because the other languages just suck. I'm saying that I would not move to Spain and yell at them for not speaking English. It's rude. It makes you look stupid.

 

Today's weather is partly furious with occasional fits of rage.

 

--Natasha

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Monday, August 07, 2006

Corporate America claims another victim.

I have decided that I am not made for office work. I'm not nearly girl enough. I don't do my nails up all pretty so they get caught on the files so now half the files come complete with my blood and I just can't get the hang on being on my knees that long filing ><
 
These love songs on the radio are driving me batty, as I change the radio to Janis Joplin. I'm understanding girls less and less these days. Why would they want flowers? Don't they know they die? I'd be more impressed if someone brought me dead flowers, that'd actaully be neat.
 
I need to have a gory movie marathon.
 
In other news, I am completely and totally losing my mind and I miss my old friends like mad-crazy.
 
Bang.
 
--Natasha

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Sunday, December 18, 2005

Narcissistic.

I decided to write this. I dont quite know why, but there was a reason when I started and it sort of faded away as most thoughts of mine seem to. Imagine every sentence starts with I

 

love the rain and love to play, sing, dance, swim, kiss or just stand in it.

love to take naps or just laze about.

like to at least think I surprise people.

like sappy poetry that's sincerely written.

adore reading dirty poetry.

love just watching movies or listening to music for hours.

am annoying.

hold intelligent people in very high esteem, despite the fact I'm not one.

want people to believe me when I say I trust them and want the truth.

hate liars.

like to wear only my skimpies.

love to read most novels, but sometimes simply don't have the attention span.

think rainy days, foggy morning, starry moonlit nights and cold weather are the happiest days of my life.

have a porcelain doll fetish meaning I want to be one.

have a fetish for ice, rain, shoulders, sharp things, candle wax and many others.

have an obsession with rain, music, movies, sci-fi, and many other things.

adore being kissed or getting bit/kissing or biting.

think I have more qualities relating to an animal than I do a person.

love to be petted/scratched.

apparently purr if my head is scratched long enough.

am fiercely loyal to and protective of my friends.

listen to songs a dozen times consecutively and often sing obscenely loud to them.

absolutely adore people singing to me.

have a huge ego and incredibly low self esteem.

think the word love is too generalized these days, thus normally when I say I adore something it means more.

could go on for hours.

have a problem with staring; that goes both ways.

get depressed sometimes, mostly when I realize the world isnt a magical place with fearies and dragons.

see no point in writing more since no one will read this.

 

 

Leave me pretty comment so I can delude myself into thinking people read this, gave a damn and were not annoyed ^.^

 

--Natasha

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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

random dull babble

Well I finally decided to post on this thing and it doesn't work. Hell. Now I'll try and write something similar since I really have nothing better to do.

So I'll start this fun little bit of babble with a happy Thanks Giving to everyone. Now that that's out of the way, I really have nothing else to say. For the past few hours I have been watching scifi. Somewhere in those few hours I checked the line up for tomorrow. Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick my Thanks Giving will be spent infront of a television screen watching scifi. Come on, it goes Romero flick, Bruce Cambell flick, four zombie movies, Dagon, zombie movie then some shitty scifi.

Hell of a holiday, I'd say. Anyone want to come over and watch movies?I can make macaroni and cheese!

--Natasha

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