Kozel
Category: Travel and Places

I'm in Prague right now, more than a little drunk, it is after 2am here.  What a wonderful trip so far.  Paris was beautiful, then I got to hang out in a cottage on the sea with some friends in Scotland.  And to add to it, had sex on the beach with a Scot.  Prague is an amazing town.  So much to see in such a small area.  I went to the bone church in Kutna Hora, had beer for under 75 cents a glass and saw a rockin czech punk band called CO-CA, well its an abbreviation.  Going back to Paris, am sad to see the trip come to a close but have had a great time.

Also, can't thank my boys enough for the situation they've been dealing with my car and no doubt the hell ben has been dealing with that is my apt.  Definitely owe you guys,   I have the best friends.

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Classy all the way to Brooklyn Park
Current mood: thirsty
Category: Friends

Nothing says Monday night like Ben eating out of a crave case on the curb in front of SA.  These pictures are too good not to share.

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Sometimes life is good
Current mood: excited

    Just when I think I'm not doing things right I get kicked back into reality and realize I have quite the awesome life.  The music I see has more than inspired me of late.   Fuck, I got to see the Carbonas, Stinking Lizaveta, Appalachain Terror Unit, Screaming Cyn Cyn and the Pons, Mathematicians, Ouija Radio, 30 Second Crash, Sons Of Yeah, Jehovah's Shitlist, Lip Splitters, Six Six Crush, Hypstrz, Bluebird, Come Ons, Virgin Whores, Birthday Suits, The Vicious, and Two Minute Tantrum all in the last few weeks. 

I'm usually extremely stuck in my local scene but shows by out of towners Stinking Lizaveta, Carbonas and The Pets, Appalachain Terror Unit, Screaming Cyn Cyn and The Pons with Mathematicians and The Vicious have really rocked me right.  And Thursday night I get to see Red Dons and Clorox Girls.  I must say April is the new March for me because this month has rocked.  And I've been fortunate enough to share the nights with some really great people. 

The most recent of the shows listed above was The Vicious from Sweden.  A band I have come to adore.  They live up to their name and showed me a great time at Memory Lanes.  Definitely check them out. 

Oh and above all this I got to hang and chat with my best friend tonight.  Watch movies, chips and dip and champagne. 

And also.... pssst.....  I booked a flight to Paris today.  I will be back in my beloved Europe in June and I simply can't wait.  Paris, Scotland, Prague with the possibility of more.  Nothing could make this lady happier. Well maybe one thing... but we'll save that for later.  

Currently listening : Electric Warrior By T. Rex Release date: 25 February, 2003

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Trying to stay awake at work, so a drinking survey
Current mood: tired
Category: Quiz/Survey

1. When I'm drunk I...
Say stupid shit and hug people

2. Do you talk about Religion or Deep meaning thoughts?
Not usually.  That comes about under the influence of different substances

3. Do you Cry?
Sometimes, but usually happy tears

4. Ever talk to your parents drunk?
Only on family bar crawls.

5. Do you Vomit?
Not usually, but have a few times lately

6. After 7 beers you are?
Probably looking for more

7. After 1 shot of 151 you are?
Not drinking any more 151

8. What's your favorite drink?
Whiskey, red wine.

9. Tequila does what to you?
Gets me the trashiest of trashed

10. Whiskey makes you?
Very happy

11. Who do you drink with?
People at the show

12. Vodka makes you?
Think I can drink anyone under the table.

13. Do you smoke when you drink?
No

14. On the rocks or straight up?
Depends what I'm drinking.

15. Do you pass out?
Its been known to happen

16. Do u drink girly drinks?
No.

17. Do you drink alone?
Prefer not to, but it happens from time to time

18. Worst Drink you have ever had?
Can't really say.  Though I hated the shot they call Chocolate cake.  Don't really like my liquors to remind me of baked goods.

19. Do you play drinking games?
Haven't in a long time

20. Drunk Phone Calls to people?
I'm more of a drunken emailer.  Don't let me near a computer.

21. Drink and drive?
Definitely try not to

22. What IS YOUR FAVORITE BEER?
Not very picky, I like Summit and Grain belt.

24. What is your favorite shot?
Either whiskey, Centennario tequila, Rumple minze or a Red Headed Slut (with Jamey of course)

25. What will you NOT drink?
Not a big Gin fan, but given the situation who knows

26. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking?
Eh, middleweight. To each his own. It's not a contest (stealing Emily's answer).

27. Do you like the drinks with the little umbrellas?
You can put one in my margarita, otherwise I don't drink very sweet drinks.

28. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver?
Nope

29. Do you like frozen drinks?
Margaritas are good, but I usually just get them on the rocks

30. Do you drink liquor straight?
Whiskey yes and sometimes tequila and vodka, unless its rail.

31. Do you ever drink out of the bottle?
Its happened

32. Have you ever drank a jagerbomb?
Yeah, another Jamey shot

33. Are you drunk right now?
Nope, at work

34. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages a day?
No.

35. Do you drink a lot of wine?
More so lately...

36. When's the last time you drank?
Sometime in the wee hours of Sunday morning, before I needed to be walked home

37. Have you ever thrown up from drinking?
uh, yeah

38. Do you feel horny when you drink?
Oh yes

39. Ever done a Keg Stand?
No, and I am very ok with that

40. Name someone that will repost this drinking survey:
Hope not

41. Ever been streaking while drinking?
No, I'm not that kind of girl.

42. Hot tub/pool naked because of alcohol?
A lake.

43. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?
No.

44. Ever hooked up w/more than 1 person in a night because of alcohol?
Maybe made out with more than one, but not "hooked up"

45. Ever woken up & said "dude where's my car?"
Yes, but usually remember a few minutes later

46. Ever carried someone up & down the same flight of stairs?
No, but down Hennepin ave.

47. Have you ever taken the shirt off your back to clean up a friends puke?
Why would I do that?

48. Puked in a friends car?
I think that happened on my 21st

49. Puked in a friend's house?
Oh yes. but I believe I made it to the bathroom

50. Ever drank more beers than years?
Possibly, but over a 10 hour period.

51. Ever took a piss in a closet?
No.

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Bored at work, here's a survey
Current mood: stressed
Category: Quiz/Survey

1. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Yes, way too many times

2. What's something you MUST do before you die?
-Sex in a castle

3. Are you single? Do you want to be?
Don't think so

4. What's one thing you will not eat?
eggs

5. What color is your underwear?
-black, when I wear them

6. When's the last time you went out of state?
-iNYC in December

7. What's your birthstone?
-emerald

8. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
-its pretty much the only way to drink it.

10. Can you hula hoop?
-probably not

11. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yep.

14. Any cool scars?
-sure, though the coolest one I had finally faded.

15. Name an old school song you like?
how old school are we talking?  Hank Williams - Ramblin' Man, is that "old school?".

16. Do you talk to yourself?
All the time.

17. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes

18. How much does your dog weigh?
-i don't have one.

19. Ever waxed your legs?
hell no

20. Earrings or necklaces?
I occassionally wear earrings, well just my Weegee earrings.  I generally just forget to put jewelry on.

21. Who have you talked to most today?
Alycia

22. Who's on speed dial?
Alycia, Mom, Dad, Bill

23. Are you a bad influence?
to some people it seems

24. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
No, hell no

25. Are your grades good?
I graduated high school with high honors, beyond that, well there is no beyond that.

26. Do you have any friends with benefits?
nope

27. Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson?
-I hate him with every ounce of my being

28.Do you have a song by ozzy osbourne in your library?
-yes.

29. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
- If I'm awake

30. Have you ever watched a little kids show?
-not in a while, but I'm not above it.

31. What is your favorite traditional Disney movie?
Sleeping beauty.

32. What is your Zodiac sign?
-Gemini

33. What makes you feel like a kid again?
-Not a whole lot.  Maybe camping

35. What sport do you dislike most?
-Soccer

36. Have you ever gone scuba diving?
-no.

37. What's your favorite smell?
-garlic roasting, cooking or whatever.

38. Are you modest?
-No, realistic

39. Do you care what people think of you?
-not usually, but everybody does at some point

40. What do you do when you're driving?
- Catch up on radio music. 

41. Do you kiss and tell?
-I'll tell a few people.

42. Do you follow college football?
-not at all

43. Where was the last place you went shopping?
-the gift shop in my work for a birthday card

44. Last time you drank alcohol?
-last night

45. Favorite football team?
-none.

46. Do you watch the Olympics?
-nope, doesn't hold my attention

47. Last bar you went to?
-Big V's

48. Do you have a favorite number?
-20

49. Were you an outcast in middle school?
No, I had my nerdy friends

50. Are you multitasking right now?
-yeah, at work, eating licorice, filling out this survey

51. Could you handle being in the military?
I could handle anything if I absolutely had to

52. Do you believe in Karma?
-eh, not really. 

53. Describe your back yard?
-don't have one

54. How is the weather today?
a bit cold

55. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
Drop it in a glass of mountain dew and vodka

Currently reading : The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter (Oprah's Book Club) By Carson McCullers Release date: 21 April, 2004

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Hit and Run
Current mood: stressed
Category: Automotive

Got a knock on my door at 8am  Wednesday morning from the cops.  A witness called them to report a hit and run on my parked car.  It was on Lyndale in front of the uniform shop between 22nd and 24th.  Here's the damage they left:

Currently listening : Goats Head Soup By The Rolling Stones Release date: 26 July, 1994

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" ...And Big Girls Always Want More"
Current mood: anxious

The addiction is growing. With my new tattoo I can only think of more things I want done. I was discussing tattoos with a co-worker and was just about to say that I would never get anyone's face tattooed on me, but stopped myself before I could finish the sentence. I simply adore this picture and wonder if my thoughts are indicating a high level of insanity.

Currently listening : L.A.M.F.: The Lost '77 Mixes By Johnny Thunders & the Heartbreakers Release date: 24 February, 2003

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I'm so bored at work I'm doing these surveys
Current mood: bored
Category: Blogging

1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
Sitting in the same chair I am now, at work

2. Who will be your next kiss?
He knows who he is

3. What is the largest amount of money you spent in one store?
I don't know, probably around $300-$400.  I'm not really a shopper. 

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Unfortunately yes, the person I share this desk with has a pink beads and plastic lays on her side. 

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
hmmm....  whenever I last bought a pair of jeans, about a year ago.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
nope

7. What's in your cd player?
Alice Cooper - Killer


8. When is the next time you go out of town?
Saturday November 11th, heading to Madison to see BIBLE OF THE DEVIL!!!!!

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
yeah, on thursday with my mom. 

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Mr. Pibb

13. have you been in a car wash?
sure

14. Last fast food you ate?
Sante Fe Chicken wrap at the Uptown Diner last night

15. Where were you last week on Saturday?
Austin, TX - went to Iron Cactus and Emo's

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
A Beerland tshirt on Halloween

17. When is the last time you ran?
I'm thinking maybe on Saturday the 21st, in a drunken fit

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
It's been a while.  Probably a bit of a vikings game

19. What is your favorite hair color for a girl/boy?
Black

20. Your dream vacation?
Having all the time I want to travel through Europe and Asia.  Definitely including a trip on the Trans Siberian Railway. 

21. Last persons home you were in?
Alycia's

22. How old are your parents?
why, are you looking for a date?

23. Do you look forward to be in love?
Not really, makes me do stupid things

24. Do u miss anyone?
I miss chatting with Richard

25. Last movie you saw?
Last night I fell asleep to Requiem for a Dream

27. What are your plans for tonight?
After work I'm getting drinks with Kim

28. Who is the last person you sent a comment to on myspace?
AJ

30. Last time you made love?
last wednesday

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
yeah

32. What do you want to know about the future?
nothing

33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
nope

34. Are you hungry?
no

35. Where is your best friend located?
Minneapolis

36. Who is/are your good friends?
this is kind of dumb

37. Do you have a tan?
no

38. Names for your kids?
Hope to never have to do that

39. Do you collect anything?
try to get gig posters from shows I go to, but nothing I'm extremely dedicated to

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Speeding in Eden Prairie last winter

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
really reaching on this one, yes I have drank soda from a straw. 

43. How do you like your drinks?
with whiskey

44. Do you like hot sauce?
yeah, green sauces and horseradish spiced sauce

45. Last time you took a shower?
last night

46. who do you have a crush on?
a six six crush?

47. What is your color?
black

48. Are you someones best friend?
yeah

49. Are you rich?
ha!

50.What do you think of the person who took this survey before?
don't know her that well, wondering what the hell lead her to go to Mankato

51. What does your MySpace headline mean?
U.K. Subs lyrics

52. Elaborate on your default photo:
She's got an ear horn.  Which I will probably end up needing. 

53. What's your middle name start with?
J

54. What is your current relationship status?
I've got one

55. What are you wearing right now?
jeans, long john shirt under a blue tshirt.  Dead sexy isn't it.

56. What is your current problem?
Just name one?

57. What do you love most?
Live music

58. What makes you most happy?
traveling, especially to see live music

59. Are you an artist on the side?
nah

60. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
That I would have been around for the 70s NYC scene

61. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day what would you be?
Bird, so I can fly far, far, far away

62. Ever have a near death experience?
when I was really young I almost drowned.

63. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Dead Babies

64. Who was this cut and pasted from?
Tiffany

65. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Morrisey

66. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
With easy cheese

67. Have you ever been in a fight?
nope

68. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
no, unless you call karaoke at stasius or the country bar a large audience

69. What's the first things you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
eyes

70. What do you usually order from Mc Donald's?
Shamrock shake.  Only reason to go to mcdonalds

71. Have you slept with anybody from your Top 8?
all of them

72. Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
never been.

73. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
no

74. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Every once in a while I pop in a disney flick for the innocence but it usually only lasts about three minutes, I get bored, and put in something like trainspotting or basketball diaries. 

75. Did you have braces?
yeah, they didn't do shit though

76. Are you comfortable with your height?
sure

77. Do you speak any other languages?
no, I want to learn Russian though

78. Whats your favorite smell?
garlic

Currently listening : Killer By Alice Cooper Release date: 25 October, 1990

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What's better...
Current mood: bouncy

Whats better than drinking whiskey and dancing to the Ramones after a night out with a friend seeing a rockin band and some great conversation? Well, maybe doing that in Scotland. And you know.... sex.

Lately it seems that so many of my friends are figuring their lives out. Self realization and making huge strides in completing who they are and what not. And all I want to do is dance. I danced to the Hypstrz last friday and Avengers last Saturday and had a blast. All I wanted to do tonight was dance to the Blue Lips. And I hope I dance to Six Six Crush on Friday. I realize I should be making decisions and making a forward motion with my life, but right now I'm having fun, and all I want to do is dance. So fuck it, with Bushmill's in my glass and Joey in my ears, I'm just going to have a good time.

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Some advice
Current mood: bitchy

Telling me that your ex girlfriend is suing you does not make me want to fuck you.  And neither does trying to pinch my cheeks after saying this. 

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