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Blog or Not to Blog
Category: Writing and Poetry

hey All, one of the articles I am writing for the website is, Blog or not to Blog. Basically what it will be is a compilation of well... basically, why do we blog. What I would like to add is peoples reason's why. So, if you are blogger, message me with the reason you blog!

thx Carolina

/ps this may end up being a podcast

Currently listening : Feeling Good: The Very Best of Nina Simone By Nina Simone Release date: 19 August, 2003

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New issue @ Shebytches.com July 10, 2006
Current mood: bitchy

NEW for JULY 10, 2006

Stories from our Black Books - Vaughn - I was in a bar and walking from the bathroom back to my friends when someone grabbed my arm. He told me he "knew me" and I thought it was some lame pick- up line.

Carolina's Bytch - Things that are annoying me this week!!!! - What's that saying 'Don't let the little things get you down.' Those are the things that annoy me most!!!

Dawn Farrell - Girls are Bytches - Sometimes I wish I could be a man because I get sick of being bytchy and dealing with bytches.

Lauren Ella - The Pitfalls of Music History - When I was driving home yesterday I felt a very strong urge to veer into the oncoming traffic. Why? Because three of my five most hated songs of all time were played in succession on the radio.

Viki Ackland - Transit Can - I possible rant enough about the transit in Toronto? Apparently not. I would like to interject now and say I am open minded and to each their own, but again I cannot do that. I am a transit snob, and proud of it.

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New Issue @ Shebytches.com July 3, 2006

Guest Bytch - Coming Out as Whitey by Sandra Alland - During a public art piece last fall, Darren O'Donnell asked me, "What's your race?" I replied, "As far as I know Scottish, Dutch, and French Canadian." O'Donnell persisted, "But what's your race?" I thought he wanted me to say "white," which would have been true, though far less specific.


This weeks Bytch Shrine Zelda Fitzgerald would be 106 on July 24th had she continued to live on. She would have continued to dance, paint and write as she should have. That didnt happen of course, instead Zelda died at the age of 48 heartbroken and alone as the man who promised to be hers for all eternity had died eight years earlier and in the arms of another woman.

Have someone in mind that should be enshrined? Email us with your candidate!

"Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere." Carl Sagan.

Carolina's Bytch - Mr. Personality - Step right up folks! Thats right, step right up! Get in real close! You dont want to miss it! Introducing, the one... the only... MR. PERSONALITY! This would be the point in the program where Mr. Personality comes out to the stage and then you hear the crickets sing.

Caroline Blaha-Black - Birth-Place - It feels good to return to the place in which you were born once in a while, if it's in 10 miles away or across the ocean. You don't even have to call that place home because after all, home is where the heart is, right? There's just something magical about the place that you were born at.

Lauren Ella - Vomit Baby - Every afternoon at approximately 3pm, I find myself standing in the coffee shop anxiously waiting for my Iced Latte` to be delivered into my greedy hands.

Viki Ackland - Chess in the crack park - we walk by this park often, knowing we do not belong,

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Indie Reviews
Current mood: excited

Shebytches.com is accepting Music CDs, Bands/Artists/Spoken Word Performances/launches, Movie, Books, Comic Books, Graphic Novels, Zine and Ezines for review. We understand how difficult it is to get started as Indie artists so we will only be doing informational reviews and not critical review. Weve all been in your shoes and know it is much more important for the world to know about you.

You can email us @ indiereviews@shebytches.com

Currently listening : Extraordinary Machine By Fiona Apple Release date: 04 October, 2005

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Please make me laugh...
Current mood: sick

Movies don't make me laugh any more... aren't comedies suppose to? Last night we decided to rent a movie, foolishly we rented The Wedding Crashers... Thank goodness Rachel McAddams was in it or I would have hurt someone She was the only one who saved it. Ok, Jane Seymour was brilliant as the skanky Mother of the Bride but... that was about it... The only two times I laughed the movie were when Vince Vaughn got hurt. That boy needs some sense knocked into him anyway.

Yes here I go on my Vince Vaughn rant again... why is he wasting his talent on stupid guy humour comedies... yes, it's big bucks, but he is a dramatic actor and a great one at that!!! Why is he wasting his talent!

Very, very soon I am going to boycott all of Hollywood made movies and stick to British made films and foriegn films... at least I have the subtitles to distract me if the move gets out of control.. or boring...

The only bright light these days is Jack Black and the guy who wrote Napolean Dynamite. Two men. Two men are all that are left in Hollywood with a creative bone... Two....

Can anyone recommend a good foreign film to me???

Currently reading : The Robber Bride By Margaret Atwood Release date: 20 January, 1998

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Shebytches.com
Current mood: artistic
Category: Writing and Poetry

There is a new issue up at Shebytches.com. Also check out some of the books I have at librarything.com www.librarything.com/catalog.php?view=shebytches I have to warn you... it's addictive

Currently reading : The Virgin Spy By Krista Bridge Release date: March, 2006

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hell week
Current mood: aggravated

Welcome to my week from hell! Being the child of Loki, I'm am not surprised by it all... just growing increasingly tired of it. All Hell broke loose Monday morning with the TTC strike, Tuesday I was late due to many delays on the subway... yesterday was 40 minutes late due to the west bound train being shut down because an emergency... then today... it's month end at work and anything that could go wrong did! More motivation for me to get enough freelance work to stay at home and write all day...

cs

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Me complain?
Current mood: annoyed

I am not going to complain about the heat. I'm not. I may be melting, but after the crap weather on the may 24th long weekend, I welcome the warmth! Just wish some of this excess fat would melt off!

What I am going to complain about is the TTC. You know, the only public transit system in Toronto that went on strike today without giving us fair warning... you know.. those idiots!!! I understand why their reasons for going on strike, but don't feel there actions made sense. There were other venues they could have taken to air their greivances. Not put 700,000 commuters in a bind. Fortunately I have a decent and understanding boss who told me it was ok just to stay at home for the day.

I do have to say that I did get quite a bit done. I am making progress on a short story I am writing for a submission, some paperwork out of the way, got the new issue of shebytches.com up in record time and am progressing on the book I am reading. 'The Jazz Age' by F. Scott Fitzgerald. I don't remember the last time I was able to just sit back and read for a few hours, in my back yard, listening to the birds.

Back to the 9 to 5 tomorrow, which I hope will soon turn into me sitting at home and writing and getting paid for it.

cs

Currently reading : Jazz Age Stories (Twentieth Century Classics) By F. Scott Fitzgerald Release date: 01 December, 1998

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