Chihuahuas are werkin on some stuff
Current mood: chipper

BUS:  Our bus needs to be biodiesel driven by our next tour.   Anyone know what we should do?  I don't.  We are going to the west coast and then to Hawaii and I'd rather not pollute the entire south pacific with straight diesel fumes.  What?  You don't think the Dirty Bird can make it to Hawaii?  Well then you dont know the Dirty Bird.  Is anyone out there Willy Nelson?

RADIO:  Anyone know of a radio show we could be on?  Haven't done any radio in a while.  My preference is college radio where you go in at like midnight to do a show with your stoned out of  his/her mind dj and they frantically try to set up mics and wires  and headphones for you while some older  jazzydylan cat from the station whines about how you're geting cookie crumbs and beer dribbles all over their floor.  With a seven second delay anything can be accomplished.   KCDC?

PRINTED PRESS:  Great invention.  We're all pretty good looking except for Raphael and we can answer questions that make a good read on toilets, subways, buses, airplanes or even the breakfast table.  Interview us.  We'll even make it interesting and say that we're Vegan Water Babies that got addicted to Oxycontin before it was cool.  That shit sells copies man.

OUR NEXT ALBUM:  Is going to suck like Primus on a rainy day.  We will cover all the issues such as corn, love, disaster, dancing, roman empires, and camels.  Two engineers will man the big machines for us and this time there will be moonshine at the living xylophone paradise of monkeyclaus studios in Lovingston, Virgina.  I just can't wait.

Con Mucho Flema,

zack orion

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