Craigslist: Missed Connection on Broadway
Current mood: amused
Category: Music

Missed Connection with tourist on Broadway....
Date: 2008-07-05, 2:24PM

You were the fat slow, semi-retarded tourist, with the brand new cowboy hat, too tight pants showing your junk, and a fannypack no doubt holding the liner notes from the last Kenny Chesney record. I was the guy that didnt want you telling my girfriend just how many times you'd watched Miami Ink, since that seems to be what makes you the expert on tattoos. I loved the way that you asked the bands to play some Johnny Cash, since you've loved him since that time you saw the previews for walk the line. It was even better when you half spasmed and half stumbled your way past the tip jar and out the door without throwing in a dollar. I think your camel toed wife said it was dancing. That's ok, I know you were just trying to make sure that the band didn't get more cash than the bartender you weren't tipping.
Just a few suggestions:
1. Kenny Chesney, Big And Rich and all those other douches aren't country and they certainly aren't rock n roll. Kenny Chesney is Michael Bolton with a cowboy hat. The only other thing that's more watered down than his fake ass is the drinks at Tootsies. Big and Rich are just Elton John with a midget and a rapper in tow, and god knows we don't need that shit. So don't come here if that's what you call country.
2. I don't want to talk to you so you can let me know how weird the locals are, so please, don't bother. If you want a friendly conversation, directions, ideas on where to eat, feel free to ask, and i won't hesitate to let you know where to go. But when you're busy being self aggrandizing, cunts, fuck off.
3. Stop wearing USA flag polo's and fannypacks, or the terrorists win.
Thanks. Now i'm gonna head down Broadway, and doubtlessly, run into you again.

* Location: Nashville
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A look back at 2007
Current mood: cooky/wacky
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

Here are some photos from the past year.  Hope that '08 is much better than '07!!!
If anyone has any pics from any of the shows or antics, PLEASE, pass them my way!

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Money for the Good Stuff
Current mood: aggravated
Category: Life

Follow the link that I've provided and scroll through the comparisons of what COULD HAVE been done with all the 'Magic Money'.

..http://www.nationalpriorities.org/Cost-of-War/Cost-of-War-3.html..

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