SONGS THAT SCARE CHILDREN
Current mood: animated
Category: Music

COME TO THIS! I have made this night with my brain with the help of lovely people who make beautiful sounds with there hands, feet and mouths. Allow yourselves one night of indulgence where other people will go out of their way to make your ears and eyes happy. It will change your life in a subtle yet noticeable way. .....

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Make Angry/Sad Woman happy
Current mood: angry

TSR WISE! STAND BY FOR SECRET PRIZE. YOUR " 6 mini-camping toilets for something pretty small" HAS WON YOU THE COMPETITION.CONGRATULATIONS. OVER.


This woman is angry/sad. It is not because of her curious comb-over.
It is because she has in her hands a beautiful yet useless thing of wonder that refuses to comply to the laws of modern practicality.

Please tell her what she could use this beautiful item of wonder for.

If this pleases the angry/sad woman you will receive an equally beautiful wonder-thing but with slightly more use.

We (I) give you one week.

We (I) thank yous.

11:27 PM - 17 Comments - 9 Kudos - Add Comment

Olympia in June.

Alright. I done did a gig in the Olympia.

Out of the many things that could have gone wrong, few did

Of all the things that went right none went righter than the monster organ that drenched us all in syrupy gloop. Yes. Rightly

Here is Mr Kill.

5:16 PM - 7 Comments - 8 Kudos - Add Comment

GUESS WHAT I"M EATING
Category: Food and Restaurants

GUESS WHAT I'M EATING!

BAWPSHEREP WAS THE CLOSEST.. IT WAS IN FACT A DOG BISCUIT. CUTTLEFISH, POO, INSECTS AND TOENAIL CLIPPINGS WERE ALL NOBLE ATTEMPS THOUGH!

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GARY CUMMINS AND DAVID NEARLY GOT WHAT I WAS SAYING RIGHT. THEY MISSED OUT "I'M GONNA VOMIT" BUT I WILL GIVE IT TO THEM ANYWAY BECAUSE IT'S PRACTICALLY INAUDIBLE. ....



Here is a clue: animal derivatives.

12:16 PM - 13 Comments - 7 Kudos - Add Comment

The latest shenanegans

So. Here are two things I have done that I wish to share with you.

1. Spent a long time convincing Cormac (he plays pianos) to take a bite out of some soap. He wouldn't do it for 3 euros (3 euros) but finally succumed when I agreed to chomp 4 times on the ancient mystery raw potato. What a bastard.



This is the 2nd thing. It's a dance that speaks for itself, saying many a profound thing on several different levels.



Goodbye.

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Look it here....
Current mood: drunk
Category: Music

Hello yous, I have been terrible, it's true, at keeping you informed with the goings (and non goings) on.... But with release dates and minds changing as often as they do, i find it better to keep shtum so as not to further confuse matters.
So, that being said, I can proudly tell you that the single, Reuben, will be released on the 28th of September and Tales of Silversleeve will be released on the 12th October.
I'm counting on you to come help me out at these residencies in Oct. I've had my doubts about playing so often in one go (being from the "play once a year" school of thought myself) but I'm hoping to just make people happy they came, and that in turn will make me happy. What a treat it would be! lots of happy people at the same time.... i might throw chocolate money at you to complete the happy scene.. or ice cream. big wads of it. anyway... There may be a bubble machine. There will definitely be moody lighting and I may be showing a bit of ankle, so that combined with the chocolate money guarantees a mildly entertaining night... I'm not bribing you. I've had a few beers. cheers x

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finally
Current mood: i feel nothing
Category: i feel nothing Music

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