A new musical discovery
Current mood: amused

The other evening as I was nursing my cold on my couch I discovered a wonderful new form of music I had never before heard of. As I was dazzlingly glued to the discovery channel I was introduced to the Bunlap tribe of Vanuatu. These primitive people live in the jungle and land dive off of a giant tower by tying vines to their feet. Its facinating. I had to watch the entire marathon. I learned about the local delectibles they feast upon, how the men rule the village and the ancient art of circumcision. But the most amazing thing I learned was of the string band they have that travels to local modernized cities to play songs about the telephone. Perhaps one day I will be so lucky as to visit this Vanuatu tribe. I will however, leave my cats behind as the Bunlap tribe eats every animal they come into contact with. They have a saying there ...if you can't catch the bat to eat it, then you eat the bats food.

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Today
Current mood: accomplished

Today I had a lovely bonding moment between Eddie and myself. As I was sitting in front of my television set. Eddie decided it was time that he paw me in the face. Usually if a cat had decided to paw your face you would be mangled. But oh no... not me. Eddie has no claws and therefore it had become nothing more than a sweet and loving gesture. On a seperate note. Eddie cannot digest fish flavored organic cat food. It gives him the smelly terds. I once tried to light a match but alas the smell of the terd was much too rich.

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I had a dream....

That I decapitated one of my cats. I am not sure what that means. I cut off my cats head and then it was still alive and mewing. I felt bad and full of sorrow. So I attempted to reattach my cats head. Sure, it stayed on for awhile but she couldn't control it very much. It just sort of wobbled and then OOps it was on the floor again. I feel really bad about this and whish I had never cut it off to begin with. When I woke up my cat was on my bed. Perhaps this was part of her mind control she made me dream that so I'd feel guilty and shower her with affection when I woke up. Her plan worked.

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On a seperate note....

Is anyone else sick of all these "pretty" assholes getting in fat suits just so they can see actually how much better their lives are then the rest of the world?? I know that I am for one. So what Tyra Banks I'm sure you still didn't get the full reality of what its actually like to be teased and taunted about your looks considering you had a frigging camera crew following you around. And I forget which show it was... lets face it they are all just bad carbon copies of each other anyway... had two beautiful twin girls who get everything because of their looks. So they made one ugly and sent them both out to job interviews. The ugly one of course had more experience in the job market and i think the other was camp counselor or something equally as lame. Did they send them to office jobs? NO... they sent them to interview for the most pretentious jobs out there and of course... pretty won out.

The best part of this study was when they interviewed the two bone head sisters and they both agreed "I just don't understand how people can be treated this way". I call CAT DOODY on that one. You know that it just reinstilled in them how entitled they feel. To that I say... here is one giant cat terd for you both to suck on.

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A Tale of Two Crap Box's

I currently have two crap boxes for my four cats. One is in my bedroom and is occupied by Hettfield and Marley. The other is in my hallway and gets its primary use from Bella and Eddie. I have decided to experiment using different types of food. Hettfield and Marley get dry food and Bella and Eddie get a strict diet of organic moist food.

What I have learned:
While Marley and Hettfeilds poop is small hard and in the nuggett variety...
Bella and Eddie's is large mushy and foul stinking. I have investested in numerous plug ins and stickups and although the vet swears this is the proper diet for them both I can't seem to escape the stench of the poop box. I feel this is another genious attempt at thwarting my efforts as a scientific observer. If I can't get close enough to the litter box without being asphyxiated how will i ever get to closely study their fecal matter??

Dilema dilema

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