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April 19, 2008 - Saturday
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There’s an ass on my bruise!
Current mood:  animated
Category: Life
Hi now that you're here, allow me to share with you my left butt cheek. Don't worry, no slobbering, no ass crack here. Its just skin and a bruise.
I pay sixty dollars a session to get discolored! Can you believe it? Seriously, I've had some injury to my spine and have been enduring physical therapy. This bruise kind of hurts. The massage was intense, I flinched a bit, but its worth being mobile again.
You see...since I've been in that play back in the fall, I noticed something wierd with my walk. Not boozed up walk...just walk. Progressively it got worse, were it was an effort to lift my leg, or sit for an hour. I'd get up, and be stooped over, while chanting to the *hip* gods..."aye aye aye." If you really know me, this phrase should not be foreign to you.
I have what they call DDD. NOT the DT'S! The DDD. Degenerative disc disease in my lower spine. Sounds scary huh? It was, untill my physical therapist explained the radiology report and diagnosis to me. Mainly my lower two discs are rubbing bone on bone. Somehow, I moved wrong and the muscles around it went into spasm. Kinda like Sciatica, but instead of the back of the leg, it ran around my hip and down my thigh. Long explanation of the anatomical situation there. Long story short, I've had a muscle spasm along with what I HAVE HAD (DDD). Here's an oxymoron for you. In the report, it says Moderately Severe degeneration of L5,S1. Basically it is on the bad side! I swear, I will never fully comprehend western medicine.
Three sessions later, I'm sleeping through the night. I got so sleep spastic, that I began getting depressed and was almost ready to quit school. It was hard to sit through a 2.5hour choir class...still is kinda, but one hour is workable now.
I cried for one day...gee wiz...that's nothing for someone who has a history of depression. My depression has been in check, am right as rain and okie dokie since I left my cheatin ex and my ex stepmonster. Yea I get my ups and downs like everyone else, but WHOA NELLIE, nothing like I used to get many years ago. That was scary. I digress.
So now that you've seen my sorry bruised arse...to those of you who own me (supposedly)...you need to kiss it and make it feel all better. No bandaids! Hahaha. So what, if I have a pain in my ass and show the world? I'm losing my mind, writing about my butt. But I did say I had a story for you. Oh!,in closing I am feeling so much better.
2:43 PM
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April 17, 2008 - Thursday
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What in the holy name of Noah’s ark? w/replies
Current mood:  exotic
Category: ya right Friends
OK, I have not been on here as much as I should, clearly. I mean...I open my email here in myspace....
"Notice" you've been bought as my pet" - ok...that's great...but what the H am I? So especially when Jesus Crisis was the one who purchased me...or sold me..or Whatthepluckever...I thought..Hmmm...now I'm flattered, someone purchased me...K! Now what? Well then I'm searching around my page, only to notice that I'm NOT so special after all. Everyone is purchasing everyone! I mean, then in the comments, Shirtless John, GAWD what a body on him...purchased me too! Yea I'd be your animal anytime SJ! Sorry, did I forget to tell you I don't have my shots and papers? Heee Heee.
I meandered away long enough to notice a pluthera of people being exchanged, and Matty who apparently didn't no what his colon looks like. I tell you...is this a myspace plague, a new rendition of TAG?
Then I stopped into Susannah Dean's page, and she has some clippings posted...like interesting news, bizarre news. So I left my comments in her box with kudos and laughed at my own imagination. The end of this one story you see...said something "just desserts" I commented..... Ready?
I'm Hot Apple pie with ice cream and Hot sticky caramel sauce oozing all over it. Howz that for an animal?
K...this was your blog for the week. Gosh lee! I hate not being chained to my computer and myspaz.
p.s. I'm still confused about this "Owning" business.
Jesus Crisis
Matty. Giggity giggity...
Susannah Dean
Shirtless John
4:28 PM
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