What would Brody do?

Hi, Every-Brody!

So, some questions have come in here at the Church and it’s time to answer them...  here’s one now...  ENJOY IT!  (Brody Manta 2)

Dear Church of Brody,
What are your teachings on how one should deal with offensive body parts? Mine eye has doth thither been offending me lately, and my right hand has also been getting pretty snarky. Does the C.o.B.S. have specific rulings on self-mutilation?
Thank you and Brody bless.

Good questions -- let’s take take it one piece at a time, shall we?

how one should deal with offensive body parts?

Wax it!! 
Personal hygiene and grooming are of the utmost importance for most Church of Brodians...  remember your 3rd Brody Mantra:  I KNOW PEOPLE! (PEOPLE KNOW ME!)  
With that in mind, you want to be sure that these People that you know (and that Know You!) don’t know you for your Uni-brow, hairy facial mole or other unslightly blemish.
Don’t be afraid to EXFOLIATE!!

If you want TO GET IT! (Brody Mantra 5) and MAKE CONNECTIONS (Brody mantra 6) then you have to literally put YOUR BEST FACE FOWARD.

Mine eye has doth thither been offending me lately, and my right hand has also been getting pretty snarky.

The problem here, dear Church member, isn’t your body parts -- it’s your VOCABULARY!!

Where’d you go to high school?
Stratford on Avon?
(Shakespearean scholars get the Church of Brody!  The recently had a seminar in Dallas.  The Reluctant Prophet often perfroms for the Texas Rangers - who played where?  Arlington, right outside of Dallas.  Thank you!)

If you want to MAKE CONNECTIONS (BM 6) and show the outside world that YOU GET IT (bm 5) than you don’t want to let you snarky right hand do the Elizabethean typing thing -- trust us, WE KNOW COMEDY (bm 7).  What you want to do is KEEP IT POSITIVE (bm 1) and let your left hand do the walking for a while.

Does the C.o.B.S. have specific rulings on self-mutilation?

We are strictly against it. 

Your body - no matter how badly constructed or off-putting - is your temple.  ENJOY IT (brody mantra 2). 

If you want to do some creative plucking, sheering, shaving or man-scaping, then fine.  Enjoy it! (bm 2)  As long as you Keep It Positive! (bm 1)

The Church of Brody whole-heartedly encourages ever member to work their temples out -- kettle bells, Hydroxycut or long toss with major leaguers (cuz CELEBRITIES GET YOU! (bm 4))  are all healthy ways to show that you GET IT! (bm 5) when it comes to dealing with your body.

Okay, that about wraps it up for this weeks What Would Brody Do Q&A...  please feel free to send in your questions -- but remember talking to The Church of Brody is not the same thing is talking to Brody.  If you want to talk to God, you don’t need to go to Church - you can talk to the Man directly.  Same goes here.  We’re not Brody.  We just follow the Reluctant Prophets wisdom and pass it on to other.  ENJOY THAT!

Yours in Brody,

The Church of Brody Stevens
(aka The Church of B.S)
(aka CBS -- not that CBS, the other one -- we’re in litigation over some copyright infringement)

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Happy Easter, every-brody!

Hello Every-Brody!

Happy Easter from the Church of Brody -- the world’s first and most exciting myspace faith.

We here at the Church have taken this day (and our daily bread) to reflect on the Power of Positivity, the Enjoyment of Enjoying It...  and, well,

THE CHURCH OF BRODY WILL RISE AGAIN
(in fulfillment of the reluctant prophets)

If a Jew from Jerusalem came make a come-back 2000 years ago, then you sure as hell can’t hold down a Jew from Tarzana with a Blackberry and Youtube profile.

The Church of Brody (the reluctant prophet) will be back with a vengeance this Spring.  This time it’s personal, because while we may have been away for awhile we are still the ONLY CHURCH that GETS IT!! (brody mantra 5)

The Only organized religion that KNOWS PEOPLE!!! (brody mantra 3)

The only place of worship that MAKE CONNECTIONS (brody mantra 6)

Happy Easter.  Happy Spring. 

Yours in Brody,

THE CHURCH OF BRODY

ps -- we’ll be answering questions and comments soon.  ENJOY THAT (bm 2)

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HAPPY (or is it Merry?) BRODY-MAS!!! (or "What is Brody-mas anyway?")

As the Holiday Season is upon us - we hope you are ENJOYING IT! (brody mantra 2).

We also TURN TO YOU (our faithful flock!!) to help us celebrate BRODY-MAS: 2007!!!

What is BRODYMAS, you ask...   well, that's a pretty GOOD QUESTION...  cause WE DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW!

And THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN!!  As members of the WORLD*S FIRST MYSPACE FAITH (i.e. THE MOST EXCITING THING IN RELIGION/PHILOSOPHY/SELF-HELP TODAY!!), we turn to you to help us define what the hell our church FIRST MAJOR HOLIDAY (BRODYMAS!) is about, when it is, and most importantly HOW DO WE OBSERVE IT???

Is it just a ONE DAY SHIN-DIG or should we have a TWELVE DAYS OF BRODY??

Should we light Hannukah-like candles?  Or should we light KWANZAA-like candles?

And speaking fo KWANZAA (and really, who isn't?) - each day of the 7 days Los Angeles based celebration (that's right, Kwanzaa was started RIGHT HERE in L.A. just like our own Reluctant Prophet who is 818 till he dies!)... each of the 7 days of Kwanzaa is meant to represent a important value to the community...  is that somthing we should do for BRODYMAS??  Should each day of BRODYMAS be dedicated to one of the all-important BRODY MANTRAS??

Your Brody Mantras - in case you forgot - are:

Brody Mantra 1:  KEEP IT POSITIVE!
Brody Mantra 2:  ENJOY IT!
Brody Mantra 3:  I KNOW PEOPLE! (PEOPLE KNOW ME!)
Brody Mantra 4:  CELEBRITIES GET ME!
Brody Mantra 5:  I GET IT!!
Brody Mantra 6:  I MAKE CONNECTIONS!  (I'M CONNECTING!)
Brody Mantra 7:  I KNOW COMEDY!!!

Day 1 could be the tradition "Keeping It Positive" Roast  - in which we eat food and mock our fellow Church of Brody-ites BUT ONLY IN A POSTIVE AND UP-LIFTING WAY.  (Jeff Ross could host). 

Day 2 could be simpy be ENJOY IT day.  A free-form celebration (do whatver you want) so logn as you ENJOY IT.

Day 3 would be something about all the people you know and everybody who knows you, but DAY 4 is where the fun relly begins with the CELEBRITIES GET ME celebrity scanveger hunt! 

Something happens on days 5 and 6, and then DAY 7 - LAST DAY OF BRODYMAS ends with the traditional "I KNOW COMEDY" performance by the Reluctant Prophet Himself...  followed by a rousing performance by BARRIS-BRODY OVERDRIVE!!!

or not.

It's OUR CHURCH.  It's OUR HOLIDAY. 

HOW SHOULD WE CELEBRATE BRODYMAS THIS YEAR??
(and what the hell is Brodyman all about anyway?)

YOU DECIDE!!!

Yours in Brody,
THE CHURCH OF BRODY

***thechurchofbrodyisnotaffliatedwithBrodyStevensthecomedianguitarcenterdrummerorreliefpitcher.thechurchofbrodyisalsonotasubsidiaryoforinanywayconnectedtobrodystevensinc.thecorporatentityand/ormyspacepage.***
 

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Important Church of Brody Question: Do I have to be CIRCUMCISED???

New Church of Brody member Billy Reno asks an IMPORTANT question in a recent comment:

"Do I need to be circumcised (to join the Church of Brody)?"

First of all, THANK YOU, Church of Brody Member Billy Reno.  Great question! ENJOYED IT! (brody mantra 2)

The answer to your important question is...

NO!

You DO NOT have to be circumcised to join (or the be a member of) the Church of Brody.

Why?

The reason is simple. In order to be circumcised you need to HAVE A PENIS, and we don't want to exclude all the non-penis having WOMEN of the world who may want to (or already have!) joined the MOST EXCTIING! MOST NEWEST THING IN RELIGION/PHILOSOPHY/SELF-HELP TODAY!!

After all, this is the CHURCH of BRODY, not the SAUSAGE-FEST OF BRODY. 
(and it doesn't matter how nicely trimmed that room full of dicks are, you're still in a room full of dicks.)

So - NO, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE CIRCUMCISED TO BE IN THE CHURCH OF BRODY.  In fact, for all of you out there that -for whatver previous religious or medical reasons- may have been circumcised already... please feel free to HAVE YOUR FORESKIN RE-ATTACHED if you so desire.  We're very accepting here at the CHURCH OF BRODY.

ENJOY THE POSITIVITY!

Yours in Brody!
THE CHURCH OF BRODY

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Why there is no Church of Dane Cook!

Because he doesn't GET IT! (Brody Mantra number 5)

He doesn't LET YOU IN.  He saves it all for himself. 

Two million Myspace friends??!!!

That's greedy.  That's needy. 

And, more importantly, that's not about Comedy!

And here at the CHURCH OF BRODY, we know Comedy, because we are followers of the the Reluctant Prophet Brody Stevens.  And Relunctant Prophet Brody Mantra number 7 is...
(pending approval of the Church Of Brody Conclave of Elders later this week...)

I KNOW COMEDY!!

And anyone who was there the other night at the Comdey Store when the Reluctant Prophet got out into the Comedy Store crowd (Late Night!) in an attempt to MAKE CONNECTIONS (while simultaneously trying to impress Friend of Brody ZACH GALAFANAKIS!) can tell you what the Reluctant Prophet told us about Comedy...

It's about PAIN.
It's about being REAL.
It's about BONDING WITH PEOPLE FROM TENNESSEE OVER THE ABILITY TO BUY FIREWORKS IN THEIR STATE!

It's about LETTING PEOPLE IN!
Letting them feel that PAIN.
Letting them see that REAL-ness.

Letting each and every one of them know that FUNNY comes in an Acura you were got from yoru Grandmother - Not a Bentley!

So, let the Dane Cooks of the world have their Bentleys and their TWO MILLION Myspace QUOTE "Friends" CLOSE-QUOTE...  we'll take 117 dedicated MySpace DEVOTED CHURCH OF BRODY-GOING WORSHIPPERS(of which Dane Cook is a member--cuz deep down he GETS IT (brody mantra 5) he's just a little intimidated by it to use it himself, cuz that might mean having to give up the Bentley and go back to the Acura! )  ANY DAY!!!

So - if you haven't already (and if you haven't - why haven't you??) JOIN THE CHURCH OF BRODY!!! 
The World's FIRST MYSPACE FAITH!!! 
The most exciting, most newest thing in Religion/Philosophy/Self-Help today!!

And if you have already joined the Congregation, well then, INVITE A FRIEND to join!!  Maybe they want to KEEP IT POSTIVE too! (brody mantra 1!)

ENJOY THE POSITIVITY!

The Church of Brody

***thechurchofbrodyisnotaffliatedwithBrodyStevensthecomedianguitarcenterdrummerorreliefpitcher.thechurchofbrodyisalsonotasubsidiaryoforinanywayconnectedtobrodystevensinc.thecorporatentityand/ormyspacepage.***

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Where’d You Go to High School?

Where'd You Go to High School? is an important question.

It is a question the Reluctant Prophet often asks people.

Why?

Because it makes connections between people.
Oh, you went to high school in Detriot? 
Well, did you know the Reluctant Prophet's grandfather ran the famous FOX THEATRE in what city?
Detriot.
Thank you.

See?
Brody Stevens: The Reluctant Prophet gets it. (brody matra 5)
Brody Stevens: The Reluctant Prophet knows people. (brody mantra 3)

And what he knows and what he gets is that deep-down, WE ALL WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL.

That, deep-down, we're all the same.
We all come from somewhere.
And we all had an awkward coming-of-age experience while we were there.

There was some cooler lunch table we wish we could have sat at...
There was some part of our anatomy that we wish would mature at the same rate - if not faster- than the rest of our bodies...
There was some hopes and dreams and fears that the current day you might no longer be completely in touch with...

The Reluctant Prophet is breaking thru the ego-constructed self that you are now presenting to the world and delving back into the you that each and every one of us was -- the High School You.

The awkward you.
The acne you.
The "I still need my mom to pick me up from the mall and I'm a senior" you.

See, we're all the same. 
We all went to High School.
Except for Home Schoolers... but it's important for us to know where those freanks are too.

It helps us MAKES CONNECTIONS with each other.

So...

WHERE'D YOU GO TO HIGH SCHOOL?

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BRODY MANTRA 5

I GET IT

Brody Mantra number 5 is -- "I Get It."

Brody Mantra 5 is so important we're skipping over  Brody Mantra 4: CELEBRITIES GET ME, just to talk about it...

Because I GET IT...

I get the joke.
I get how Hollywood works.
I get the inner workings of the universe.

Know what else I get??
I get this...

I get PRINCE'S WEDDING PROGRAM.
That's right.  When I typed "Brody I Get It" into Google Images I get a picture of The Artist Formerly Known as [insert prince symbol]'s wedding program.

Is it COINCIDENCE

or

FATE?

or is it just Google Images doing a kick-ass job of hooking up a brother who's got to blog about Brody on Labor Day??

Coincidence or Fate?

Doesn't matter.

Cuz I GET IT!

I get coincidences happen.
I get that fate happens.

I get it.

You know what else I get?


This girl GETS it.
She gets that a way to a man's heart is thru his love of banana with kiwis.

And what kind of man likes this kind of stuff?
Well, this guy for one...

See?
This guy clearly GETS it!
He gets how to have all the fun you can have in bed with a computer.
He gets the value of having an all-white decor when you have you're laptop in bed with you.  (notice the super-practical doctor paper on the headboards -- he's ready for the next patient.  he GETS it.  He gets when you see a picture n the internet like this:

That you might want to be ready with the quicker-picker-uppers.
He gets it.

You know who also GETS IT??

Jennifer Love Hewitt, that's who!
Check the SAVE THE FUTURE tee.
That's GETTING IT.
Thank you, Jenny Love (we here at the Church of Brody get to call her Jenny Love -- cuz CELEBRITIES GET US (brody mantra 4!), we KNOW PEOPLE (brody mantra 3!) and WE GET IT!!! (brody mantra 5!))

You know who else gets it?
This guy--

STING!
He finally GET IT!
He finally GETS that his SOLO CAREER is not as important as HIS BAND!
He gets that people will FILL DODGER STADIUM to see him with Andy Summer and Stewart Copeland.
And he gets that they WON'T fill Dodger Stadium so see him play LUTE MUSIC!!
(and WHO was one of those filling Dodger Stadium to see a Sting that finally GETS IT??  Brody Stevens- The Reluctant Prophet Himself!  That's who!)
Brody Blog From Dodger Stadium
 (check the July 24th entry!)

Well, that's it for now.  We've come full circle.  We GET IT.  We know how to post links to the Reluctant Prophet's myspace blog.  WE GET IT. 
We've involved Prince.
We've made connections with the Ghost Whisperer.
The Police made an album called GHOSTS IN THE MACHINE.  Jennifer Love Hewitt talks to Ghosts...
You are reading this ON A MACHINE...

Coincidence?

Or fate?

We here at the Church of Brody know.
Because WE GET IT.

and here's a picture of a baby in an easter basket:

Why is this baby in an Easter Basket?

Cuz HE GETS IT!
(or she gets it -- but we're really hoping that's a boy in the basket, cuz then we really wouldn't "get it" -- I mean, we get putting a baby boy in an easter basket, but a baby girl??!!  That's just plain weird)

BRODY MANTRA 5:  I GET IT!!

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BRODY MANTRA 3

PEOPLE KNOW ME (I KNOW PEOPLE)

Embracing people and allowing people to embrace you is what Brody Mantra 3 is all about. 

For example - if you type BRODY PEOPLE KNOW ME into google images here are some of the things you get:

Now seriously -- I had no idea this would turn up.  And this isn't just some HOT GIRLS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR -- I mean, yes it IS THAT... but these particular hot girls happen to be TATU -- a one-hit russian/lesbian girl "sensation" dou -- and the picture in question is actually from the 2003 MTV MOVIE AWARDS...  which I happened to work on.  (Not only did I work on the Movie Awards I happened to be part of bribing Harrison Ford $12 so he would read a certain writer's words on stage -- it all worked out, Harrison got his 12 bucks (well-earned) and Josh Hartnett got to be onstage with Harrison-fucking-Ford while he said all of his well-known movie lines -- the Kessal Run, Snakes, get off my plane!)

So I KNOW TATU -- talked to them at the after party at that awesome suite atop the Chateau Marmont...  I actually know these hot girls in their underwear.  was there when this was shot.  and for all the rehearsal.  every single on.  I've very dedicated

see, by following the MANTRAS of BRODY -- I am reminded that I KNOW PEOPLE.  Like TATU.  (Like Joel Gallen - director of the Movie Awards (which - if you can believe - are fixed!), like Will Forte - from SNL (great guy!  hilarious!))

But this isn't just about me -- it's about YOU and it's about BRODY.  it's about PEOPLE KNOWING PEOPLE. 

Do YOU know BRODY STEVENS?

You should.

He KNOWS PEOPLE.

You're PEOPLE -- maybe he should know YOU too!

other google images we get when we type in Brody Mantra 3 into the old internet:

Classic.  America loves Shatner and Nimoy.  (Something about this reminds me of Brody playing alongside DON BARRIS -- Brody's the Nimoy.  Barris the Kirk -- not to mention THE BAND (Don & Brody -- also known as the BARRY! & STEVE! BAND) is BACK TOGETHER)

and here's some t-shirts

that have nothing to do with Brody, the Church of Brody, the Don-Brody Band (aka BARRY & STEVE!) or antyhign else -- but when you type in BRODY MANTRA 3 (PEOPLE KNOW ME/I KNOW PEOPLE) -- this is what you get.  Hopefully Guru Brody would approve.  maybe even wear such a  shirt.  (who knows?  that's a blog for another day - What Would Brody Wear?)

you also get pics of:

Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner laughing -- and hey, I have no idea WHO BRODY JENNER EVEN IS -- but now because of Brody Mantra 3 (People Know Me/ I KNOW PEOPLE) and this google search I know that BORDY JENNER is former olympian Bruce Jenner's son -- who dated Nicole Richie and he may or may not be a social climber - depending on what website and which BFF you believe.

And that's what Brody Mantra 3: I KNOW PEOPLE/ PEOPLE KNOW ME is all about, Charlie Brown. 

You can go ask A-Rod or Derek Jeter if you want.  THEY KNOW BRODY.  Brody KNOWS THEM.  Cuz Borud KNOWS PEOPLE.  PEOPLE KNOW BRODY.

ENJOY IT! (brody mantra 2)

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Brody Stevens just joined the CHURCH OF BRODY!!!

That's right, fellow Brody-ites!!

The newest member of our congregation devoted to the Ways and Philosophy of Brody Stevens! is no other than...

(suspense building...)

The Reluctant Prophet Himself...

(major hint there...)

BRODY STEVENS!!!!

Had a friend request in the inbox... checked it...  always looking to indocrinate a few new souls to the Ways of Brody!  Only to see it was THE MAN HIMSELF...

clearly using his own mantras... 
Brody Mantra 1: KEEP IT POSTIVE!
Brody Mantra 2: ENJOY IT!
the Relutnant Prophet decided to request the mysapce friendship of a myspace Church (clearly Tom needs to create a MYSPACE RELIGION scetions... if we can have MYSPACE MUSIC and  MYSPACE COMEDY and god now MYSPACE FILMS, then we should have MYSPACE RELIGION where we can blog about each of our own myspace religion... block others when we're having a schism... it'll be hoot!  let's all email TOM!).

Imagine the guts and postive energy to attempt to befriend a group of people dedicated to you being a PROPHET ON EARTH (albeit a Reluctant one.)

But by seekign out our myspace friend approval - well, our Reluctant Prophet shows himself to be not so reluctant -- again he's KEEPING IT POSTIVE (Brody mantra 1)  and ENJOY(ing) IT! (Brody Mantra 2)... 

I mean, if you can enjoy a group of people worshiping you as if you're a god (or at least a prophet of God (or gods... or goddess)) on earth -- well what can you enjoy?  I mean think about it -- Dane Cook may have 2 MILLION myspace friends -- (the Church of Brody is one -- that us invoking "I KNOW PEOPLE" (Brody Mantra 3) and "CELEBRITES GET ME" (Brody Mantra 4), so Enjoy that (BM 2)) --But DOES DANE COOK A MYSPACE RELIGION BASED ON HIM???

No. 
He doesn't.

Sure Dane may have invented/augmented his his very own Finger Gesture. 
And Prince may have force the entire publishing world (including media giants like the New York Times and Time/Warner) to accept hsi weird sqiggle as an actual new word/letter/number thing.
BUT... only BRODY STEVENS (reluctant Prophet) has he's own cyber cult/bible study group dedicate to His Ways and His Teachings.

Enjoy that.  (alternate version of Brody Manta 2: Enjoy It!)

Not putting Dane or the Purple One down.  Keeping it Positive (BM 1).  Just stating that having 2 million myspace friends isn't as cool as having 40 dedicated myspace WORSHIPERS (even if one of them is the Reluctant Prophet Himself).

Was intially intimidate by the Reluctant Prophet's friendship request -- it's hard meeting your heroes (couldn't even talk to Stewart Copeland when he came into the offices for a meeting.  no simple "hi" could express what his The Police did for me (coincidentally, the reluctant Prophet recently saw The Police reunite at Dodger Stadium.  Vin Scully opened. (will edit in link to reluctant prophet's blog later -- need to be more professional (possible as-of-yet-unnumbered Brody Mantra)))...  but then I figured I had to:

KEEP IT POSTIVE! (BM 1)

and...

ENJOY IT! (BM 2)

...plus the aforementioned 2 Million Myspace Man (Dane Cook) had just joined the Church of Brody (Brody Mantra 3: People Know Me!, Brody Mantra 4: Celebrities Get Me!)...  so we couldn't very well leave the basis of our whole existence on the outside, while Dane Cook was inside doing hilarious act-outs for the rest of congregation...

so WELCOME RELUCTANT PROPHET!

WELCOME!  WELCOME!

Thank you for ENJOYING IT (bm2) and KEEPING IT POSTIVE (bm 1)!

We are honored by your myspace presense.
(although then we were intimidated by the inevitable "Where to place" Brody - the basis of our entire faith in our TOP FRIENDS question...  we went with 5th...  didn't want to seem overly anxiously/too sycophantic...  didn't want to disrespect the Original Believers who were there BELIEVING IN BRODY even in those earliest, darkest days of our myspace Church...  We thought - What Would Brody Do?  We thought He would think 5th -- that way he's first friend on the 2nd row of friends...  but who knows maybe He'll move up...  depends on just how good a friend he is to the myspace Church dedicted to him.  (Let's Keep a Positve thought about that...  (minor variation of BM1)

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Brody Mantra 2

ENJOY IT!

(here's another Brody embracing Brody Mantra 2 -- clearly ENJOYING IT (the it in this case being Catwoman Halle Berry!))

Here again we see CELEBRITIES embracing the WAY OF BRODY  (as is fitting - as Brody Mantra 4 tells us: CELEBRITIES GET ME!

here are some other images we get when we type "BRODY ENJOY IT" into the ol' google images whily-gig:

(The Power of Brody is Awesome!)

but there is trouble on the horizon, fellow Brody-Believers -- cuz this is the number one goggle image:

AH!!  the scriptures are true!!  There is an ANTI-BRODY!!!

I have no idea who THIS WOULD-BE-BRODY thinks he is, but trying to steal the name "BRODY BLOG" righ out from under the Reluctant Prophet sizeable nose is NOT COOL.

If it weren't for BRODY MANTRA 1:  KEEP IT POSITIVE! -- I would be besides myself with anger...  but now I ask myself:

WHAT WOULD BRODY DO???

Well, I think the reluctant prohet would:

a) KEEP IT POSITIVE!  (brody mantra 1)
b) ENJOY IT! (brody mantra 2)
c) do a pop-in at UCB or the Comedy Store
d) maybe go to the batting cages

Not sure about c & b...  the Reluctant Prophet moves in mysterious ways -- he might just post a few jpegs of himself walkign around Yankee Stadium prior to batting practive(anything to KEEP IT POSITIVE in the face of the ANTI-BRODY...  hell, he might even ENJOY IT ("it" being that some poor shlub think that he can BE BRODY... that he can have a BRODY BLOG...   oh how the Reluctant Prophet must be enjoying the existence of his ANTI-BRODY)

BRODY MANTRA 2:  ENJOY IT!

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