Teeth
Current mood: betrayed
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

Dear wisdom teeth,
    Soon we will be parting our ways, yours in more ways than one. I can't say that I've enjoyed all the time we've spent together because, well, let's face it. For the past few years there have been occasions where, had there been enough PCP to give me the balls, I would've knocked you out with an iceskate a'la Tom Hanks. And hey. Thanks for all those nights you left me doubled over in the fetal position. Thanks for making it so that only a heavy dose of vicodin could shut you the fuck up. Then again, for all the hell and sugar and drugs I've put you through, thanks for being a bit more patient than necessary and letting me get away with more time than the doctors had insisted. Regardless, you'll be leaving the "safe" haven of my mouth pretty fucking soon and, to say the least, I couldn't be happier. Your eviction notice has been posted and postmarked. Please clean up after yourself and don't forget to close the door when you leave. So things don't end on a sour note, I gotta say those years that you spent hibernating and planning your doom were awfully comfortable. Thanks for your words that I can't say were exactly full of wisdom or even words, actually, but thanks just the same.

Sincerely,

The Landlord

P.S. You owe me 20 bucks.

Currently listening : 2012 By Old Time Relijun Release date: 06 September, 2005

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doesn’t matter much to me as long as it’s dead.

Virtual beer in hand, here's to a fresh start! The weather's great, the music's even better, and people don't need to brush their teeth with butter anymore.

Also, I'm trying to find a certain Jon Spencer Blues Explosion song that has a bottle being played and then broken as the bridge to the song. I've been trying to research it but googling "broken bottles JSBE" has made me realize that they break a lot of bottles. Not that I expect anyone to know what the fuck I'm talking about, but if anyone does, let me know. I'm dying to find out.

Um, have a great new year and stop by. We'll be BBQing it up...Maybe.

Sidenote: Listen to "The Intruder" by Peter Gabriel.

Currently listening : Extra Width By Jon Spencer Blues Explosion Release date: 22 June, 1993

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cool your jets
Current mood: hopeful

Sometimes... sometimes you just have to go with it.
Sometimes you have to hold your nose and dive in.
And when you're caught off guard, stand up straighter.

I've found that drinking is not going to drown these feelings for me.
I'm just going to have to perform some kind of alchemy.
It's not that easy letting go.
I'm sure everyone's heard this all before...
Fuck it.
This was for the best.

Currently listening : Out of Control By MX-80 Sound Release date: 26 March, 1996

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Mondo Cane
Current mood: weird
Category: wired Movies, TV, Celebrities

Currently listening : Death Church By Rudimentary Peni Release date: 16 April, 1995

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I’m a Stand-Up Comedian

No, seriously. I am.

Although maybe only in my head...
It's unfortunate when you get  drunk off a measely 3 harps beers and suddenly words come spewing out your mouth like word vomit.
But at this point I am pretending not to care... BECAUSE I am a warrior...
Like Hiro. I love Heroes.
And I'm sure at this point I have managed to annoy nearly all of my roommates but it's cool... because I got Jack-in-the-Box which just so happens to be the cure to eating disorders...AND because I have made a name of myself in the stand-up world. One day I will not perform in front of stuffed animals and/or innocent bystanders (poor, poor souls) but in front of a crowd of large dinosaurs.
Okay. Now I'm just abusing the absurdity of being druink.
Anyway, that was my post.
That's it.
I'm done.
Send me some flowers.

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Eyes Gots Whats You's Calls the Hunger

And I'm a bit drunk.
All I do is watch TV-links and walk the dog.
Play Wii.
I need to spice up my life a bit.
I know!
I'll make soup.

Endnote: I'm drunk. Don't expect anything worthwhile.

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Everything's Falling Into Place
Current mood: content

...or so it seems.

As long at it seems as such, heh, who am I to correct anything?

I think the desicions made are good ones.
And I'm pretty fuckin glad.

I'm going out for a little bit.
Maybe catch a buzz.
Or some other form of intoxication.

Nahhhh....

Currently listening : The Third Reich 'N Roll By The Residents Release date: 04 October, 2005

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Dig Brainiac. Word.
Current mood: chipper
Category: Music

Now let's pretend your words are true.
If you believe them, I will, too.
I'll hold them down and suffocate the true meanings

Would you lie just to prove a point?
And would you lie about lies you've told?
You're so pretty when I dress you in your fables.
They hold you together.
 
Flash Ram.
Flip the switch on me again and spark me out.

I'm solo on my innocence and use it as my one defense.
Pretending is the only thing I know.
It holds me together.

Flash Ram.
Flip the switch on me again.
Flash Ram.
Go back out the way you got inside.

Just when you thought you knew me well.
Maybe you'll have a friend in Hell.


Who do you think your dealing with?
Well, at least, a hypocrite.
Couldn't you see me lying, too? What a gas!
Spark you out!


If you haven't heard Brainiac, but would be interested, let me know. I love sharing good music.

Currently listening : Electro-Shock for President By Brainiac Release date: 01 April, 1997

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Psycho Killer
Current mood: accomplished

YAY!

I've nearly mastered "Psycho Killer" by the Talking Heads on bass... After spending nearly half an hour trying to get it right, I goddamn better have taught myself something!

Now my fingers hurt and I'm going to waa-waa-waa away...just kidding.

But seriously, fuck ya!

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destination reached

Saturday, March 24, 2007 12:15 am

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Go On. Give Me Some Fresh New Eyes. Dress My Tongue In A New Disguise...
Current mood: drained

Green like Greed.
Yellow like Urine.

Some groovy movies recently viewed (disclaimer: personal opinion): The Abyss, Brainstorm, Four Rooms, Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke and Still Smoking, PCU, School for Scoundrels.

A groovy beginning based on the first page: Restaurant at the End of the Universe (sequel to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, that which I have yet to read)

I've been finding myself homesick a lot more lately. I think it's due to wanting to fly than fight. I hate watching my father deteriorate in front of me, but I'm glad I'm here for him while he goes through this. It'd be worse if I were still in Denton doing nothing. Honestly, I'm a bit scared. At least Justin's here and the ganja can be found in abundance. It'd be a lot rougher without him.

Oh... and I got a job that pays pretty good for, you know, here...

Currently listening : Songs About Fucking By Big Black Release date: 28 October, 1992

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David Byrne is Jesus. But seriously. He knows what's going on.

In a world

where people have problems

In this world

where decisions are a way of life

Other people's problems they overwhelm my mind

They say compassion is a virtue, but I don't have the time

So many people...have their problems

I'm not interested...in their problems

I guess I've...experienced some problems

But now I've...made some decisions

Takes a lot of time to push away the nonsense

Take my compassion...Push it as far as it goes

My interest level's dropping, my interest level is dropping

I've heard all I want to, I don't want to hear any more

What are you, in love with your problems?

I think you take it...a little too far

It's...not so cool to have so many problems

But don't expect me to explain your indecisions

Go...talk to your analyst, isn't that what they're paid for

You walk, you talk...You still function like you used to

It's not a question...Of your personality or style

Be a little more selfish, it might do you some good

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talk about an involuntary Car Crash Crash Course
Current mood: exhausted

On our way to the beach for a little smoke before work, plans ended up being postponed when a car ended up sideswiping us in traffic. I barely missed an 18 wheeler and afterwards Justin had to climb out of the driver's side since the left side of the car was caved in. Thankfully the girl had insurance (expires tomorrow) and no one was seriously hurt. Unfortunately, the crash wasn't enough to get me out of going to work but, whatever.
The only thing I'm really pissed about is that 5 minutes prior I had spent all my money on gas for the car and now I can't waste it...

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je ne sais pas
Current mood: enlightened

So.

At 1:28 pm on a typical godless afternoon in July, common sense kicked me in the arse and painfully removed the candyland gook from the corners of my eyes. Up until 5 minutes ago, I had thought how fun it would be to start making music and how fun it would be to blend minds with like-minded musicians in order to produce something we could respect and view as a can of bug spray minus the repellant... in a good way. And with all this daydreaming of the future, I would pick up a guitar and, still daydreaming, expected to have gained all the knowledge of a musician who's worked diligently to get to the point he/she was. And when the product of my strumming would turn out like that of someone who rarely plays (what a shock! ha), the daydream popped and gave me another reason to feel sorry for myself. Boohoo.

Then, after listening to some tunes from a local group I have the utmost respect for, the common sense entered my brain and kicked the shit outta me until I accepted the fact that if I was serious about my sugar-coated aspiration, I'd have to scratch off the sugar and start thinking realistically. Unless I were musically inclined to the point of absurdity (which I'm not), there is NO FUCKING WAY I could pick up an instrument foreign to me and be able to play as well as someone who put in years of his/her time for the same knowledge that I previously expected to automatically attain.

So.

I guess it's time to start getting to know an instrument. Hell, all I have is time.

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so full of mystery i think you're pretty silly mr. blam blam
Current mood: hungry

hot cherry on friday night when the sun goes down my spine i put an axe in my babys head im gonna end up doing time.. -misfits-

Blonde Redhead was last night.
Yay!
I am officially in love with that Japanese beauty.
So pretty.
I am also officially in love with everything else.

I need to go to the media library and check out some music documentaries for my music appreciation class today... hopefully the person that woke me up this morning (who just so happens to have passed out) will go with me. mmm... today i want to make a vegetable casserole and check out an art exhibit.

Currently watching : The Ladykillers (Widescreen Edition) Release date: 07 September, 2004

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