Yep we moved this weekend. It's the start of a plan to finally do what should have been done a long time ago. I really want to go into detail about the whole move so that will be a not-so-quickie blog of the future if I get around to it.
By the way those of you who don't stalk my page as often as you should may have missed that little comment by Barbara about how I've been temporarily living with Nancy for nearly as long as we were actually together. OUCH...good burn there girl. That was funny and yet really painful all at the same time
Blog Quickie 4 I know I’m becoming jaded in the area of romance.
Current mood: adventurous
Yes I cry when watching Santa Clause 2 or at least last time I watched it I did. I might be too drastically different now. I was watching Notting Hill for the first time and normally I'd definitely have shed a tear or five especially with the beers going down as fast as they were. I'm not sure if it's the lack of imagination in a script that could have been so much better ("I'm still just a girl standing in front of a guy asking him to love her"...puke...barf...yak!!!) or the fact that I can't stand Julia Roberts but still I'm a Huge fan of Hugh Grant and nothing.
Then the next day I watch Kangaroo Jack for like the 50th time and I still get choked up (and by choked up I mean the tears start flowing) at the end of the movie when Louis (Anthony Anderson) is afraid his friendship is over with Charlie (Jerry O'Connell) cause he thinks the only reason Charlie is best friends with him is the fact that 20 years ago he saved him from drowning and now that Charlie rescued him from falling off a cliff the friendship is over. Of course Charlie goes on to tell Louis that all the fucked up adventures they go cause of his crazy schemes on saves him from what would be an otherwise boring life and that they are far from even.
That's all I got...remember I gotta keep these blogs quick. I am in the process of moving. Once things settle down I'll be online more (Yay!!!!)
Blog Qucikie 3 My new book for parents and teens on puberty
Yes I'm writing a book to help all you parents and kids bridge that awkward gap for when mother nature comes a calling and decides your little boy or girl is now a man or woman. It's called "Breeding Time" and I'm sure it will be on the New York Best seller list in no time.
I actually made joked about this yesterday but I'm going to take it seriously and write the damn thing. Yes it's going to be tongue and cheek of course but at the same time it really could help...at least in theory.
Blog Quicky 2 I’m back you myspace faggots
Current mood: adored
Category: Life
I know you gay ass blog readers all missed me. Well guess what? I missed the shit out of you guys too. After I catch up my mail and shit I'll continue with the blog quicky idea (well unless the responses remain dismil then I'll chuck the idea and go back to my long winded approach).
Until then show me some love and leave a comment here. I want my ass to start hurting from the overwhelming love from all of you. Why would my ass hurt? Well of course like a pavlovian dog I associate deep affection and love with the buttsex my ex-preist used to give me as an alterboy. It's like phantom pains you know. Okay not really but if you can't make fun of child molestation in the religious community then you have no damn sense of humor.
Blog Quicky 1 - Yesterday was a bitch!
Current mood: breezy
Category: Blogging
Okay well not really. And calling an entire day any sort of derogatory slang like a bitch or a cunt or something like that is a bit harsh don't you think? But we do it all the time. Yesterday was busier than I had planned so that's why there were no blogs like I'd planned. I'm gonna try and post more blog quickies this afternoon before I go to work. If not it can wait until tomorrow right?
Later kids....
Currently
listening
:
Loud Mean Fast & Dirty
By
Peter Pan Speedrock
Release date: 2004-09-07
Blog Quickies for the A.D.D. folks
Current mood: artistic
Actually the idea came to me cause I'm reading Heidi Cortez's book Heidi's Bedtime Stories Erotic Quickies for Men & Women. Short version of how I discovered this book and how Heidi discovered me is I was playing the Own Your Friends game and bought her cause she was an expensive pet and I noticed that she and her best friend Krystle Lina both played and owned each other. So I would get them to buy each other back and make money quickly. Well she was curious about me cause of my pet comments and my profile picture and well hopefully she'll continue to talk to me online before she realizes I'm the biggest loser on the planet.
But yeah it's that low self esteem thing I'm trying to get rid of (yeah well like I can tell she's a geniune person and not a hollywood phony but still I don't wanna get my hopes up and she has all the leverage at this point in our very very new friendship. I'm not expecting anything out of her if anything I would like to be of some use to her cause I'm flattered she liked my page especially the Jessica Simpson stuff (who she ran into at the drug store and she told me the next day...that made my day).
But being that I'm a wordy mother fucker tomorrow I'm gonna do as many quicky blogs as I can. I'm not sure exactly how short they will be but considering most of my blogs are like major investments in time for you people I will keep them short and sweet. Kind of like a joke with a punchline or two. This should be fun at least to see if I can type out 10 or 15 blogs tomorrow and keep them at a paragraph or two.
Then it will be back to the major blogs I've been working on for a while. I haven't kept you guys well informed about what's going on and what's going to happen but that's gonna change for August.
Cheers...
P.S. Heidi had her own show on Howard Stern's Sirius channel but now is on Now Live Monday nights (listen in....I'll post links this weekend) She's also got a reoccuring role on E! Network's Sunset Tan and she'll be on it this Saturday afternoon.
Yep more F’d up Florida News!!!
Current mood: adored
Category: News and Politics
Okay so where do I begin? How about the Port Orange Family Day's organizer guy getting arrested the other day. He was accused of pocketing $21,000 from one event. Did you catch that? More than likely he's been doing it for a long time and they only nabbed him on the last event. He's been going on lavish cruises and family vacations for a few years now (boy talk about not being low key) and now he's been caught. Port Orange likes to keep stuff hush hush. Again I'm not gonna be well liked by the comunity here when I start my radio show.
Here's something that didn't make the news. Police had guns drawn on a car the pulled over in my neighborhood (in fact my very street). Apparently one of the guys in the car made a run for it and they had dogs and helicopters out looking for him. This was Saturday night. It was quite exciting. Much more exciting than the 3-D Hanna Montana Special that was going to be the entertainment for the night at Kim's house. Instead the police were practically at her front door where this happened. They got mad at us for watching and continually going past it. What can you do? This guy was probably someone who stiffed Applebee's and did a dash and dine. Those Port Orange police get so hard core for stuff like that.
In other news just down the block in Edgewater a half naked woman named Jennifer Russell was arrested after playing truth or dare with four teenagers (all age 15 or 16). She gave them alcohol and they dared her to show them her breasts (which of course she did) and somehow cops chased her to a Park where she was arrested but she made bail the next day. She's a really good looking 43 year old blonde too (at least from the picture they showed on the news). I looked her up on myspace hoping for a cheap date but she doesn't have one. Of course this means I'll have to make one for her. That will be fun.
Finally in other news you won't find easily because it's about the media. Cox Media bought the Daytona News Journal and they hired a guy simply known as "Bob" to cut expenses which in turn meant that he gathered 99 employees in a room and after they settled down to some coffee and donuts this "Bob" guy walks in and tells them they are all fired and then leaves. Security guards escorted everyone to the door after that. This guy is making $2000 a day to ruin peoples lives. This all comes from a reliable inside source there that was foolish enough to tell me this stuff. But it's not like he'll get in trouble right?
But yeah Cox Media owns like a lot of media and the ones they don't own are in bed with them so pretty much only 2 or 3 newspapers even carried the story and it's a lot more friendly than the way it went down. But you can google this and see that it did happen.
Okay well I'm in a hurry so that's all for now. I got much more planned in the coming weeks keep your fingers crossed that I'll get to it all.
It’s tough being right all the time....
Current mood: neglected
Okay so maybe I'm not right all the time but I am right much of the time and it often takes years (even decades) for history to prove me right on stuff.
Back in the late 1980s the newest hippest thing in entertainment was this shiny little disc called a CD. The demise of the LP was apparent. Of course not only has the LP been around a lot longer than the CD it's back and stronger than ever. In fact some yahoo CD owner in Oregon accidentally ordered LPs of R.E.M.s new album and as it turned out he was only allowed to send some of them back. His mistake was sending some of them back cause he put them out on the shelf and all 20 LPs sold. Go figure. This is a store that never had vinyl before so it's not like people went in there expecting a vinyl copy and boom...they bought it. Of course now he's ordered vinyl copies of everything his distributor offers and put vinyl sections in all his stores (yeah he owns a few). What might be even more surprising is reissues of The Beatles Abbey Road on vinyl is his best seller.
Again I realize that if it wasn't easy to download music that CDs would be much mroe popular than they are but guess what? It's easy to download music for free. True music fans and lovers still go out of their way to own something orginal and to own something that sounds better.
I haven't had a working turntable in a while but Tabitha recently gave me her little Big Lot's clearance special when she upgraded to a better turntable she found at a thrift store. It's a crappy little radio but it works and my kids had the best time going through my records and listening to them. Oh sure some of the fun was in speeding up and slowing down the records but they genuinely love alot of the music I listen to and hell I even have some of the new stuff on vinyl like Avril and Ben Folds so that will be there little record/cd/radio and I will give them a box of records for them to play.
Damn there's so much to rant about and so little time it seems these days. I will do my best to get out all my spiteful feelings that is building up inside of me. I'm just becoming a very intollerant person it seems. I mean I've blogged about stuff for years now but it's really starting to manifest into my real life. Which I guess is a good thing cause I've been needing to grow a spine for a while now. I just hope I don't loose too many friends over some of my decisions I have and will be making.
Titanic brought to you by Allstate cause you never know when disaster might strike
Current mood: melancholy
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
So I don't watch a lot of TV mainly because I don't have cable and I loaned out my rabbit ears (which won't work anyhow next Febuary) so basically in the last 6 months I've caught episodes online of the Daily Show and The Colbert Report as well as watching the entire first season of Spectacular Spider-man on YouTube.
But anyway I was at Palmer College cleaning the cafeteria area where they have TVs and I caught the new Domino's Pizza commercial with the Batman tie in. Well I think besides the wonderful people I met while working at Domino's the way things ended obviously left a horrible taste in my mouth (yeah and not because the pizza is lousy...which it is). So seeing them sponsor Batman is slightly more annoying than all the other fast food tie-ins that always latch on to the blockbuster movies of the summer.
Now don't get me wrong. I'm usually the first in line to buy a happy meal with Spider-man in it or pull up to 7-11 to get a Simpsons Slurpee cup but I think watching this horrible commercial really made one thing clear. It's no wonder the Academy Awards don't take superhero movie's seriously. It's hard to give a movie any sort of prestigue no matter how successful the film and even more importantly no matter how great the film is as far as storytelling and acting and all that when at the end of the day the studios are counting franchise fees and working out the future liscensing to the DVD and TV rights.
All I keep hearing is how this new Batman movie is a movie Epic. And of course the story is really about the Joker more than it is Batman. Which is okay. It's a risky move but seeing as how Heath Ledger is dead making him the star of the movie is a good move. Also it might just help get this baby nominated for Best Picture and Heath might get a nomination for Best Actor (or Best supporting actor who knows.
Anyway I do hope that the movie can overcome the stain of superhero marketing. And if you absolutely have to do fast food tie ins can they be a little less lame than the commercial I saw?
Currently
listening
:
Batman
By
Prince
Release date: 1989-06-15
Blog 700
Current mood: fabulous
Category: Blogging
Well according to the myspace counter this is my 700th blog. Of course there should be 1000s of blogs if I ever finished all of them and probably millions if I counted the ones I didn't start. But it's all about quality not quantity. Besides I know I'm not that fascinating where you could all devote that kind of time to my creative endeavors. I don't even find myself that fascinating and well I think I'm pretty damn awesome
On a more serious note this blog isn't going to be about much at all. I was just about to post the Song for you know who blog but I don't think this guy even deserves to be mentioned in my 700th blog let alone have a whole song devoted to him (even if I am making fun of him).
My life has gone through some changes recently. Some planned some sort of happened cause I didn't give a damn and then some changes just happen no matter what you do or don't do.
I am going to be making some more changes though. Some big some little but more change is good at this point. I'm heavily considering moving back to Michigan for 6 months to a year. Right now the housing market sucks so rental properties are dirt cheap even in nice areas. The job market sucks of course but it sucks here too.
This won't be until like October and I still haven't decided for sure yet. But it seems like something I should have done last year to get myself straight. There were lots of reasons to stay. Most of those reasons still exist but I feel like I gotta get away from the insanity that keeps coming my way. That and I'll never be free of Nancy if she isn't forced to live without me. It's better for both of us. It's better for the kids too. If I could figure out a way to stay in town and fix some of the crap that I can never seem to fix I would. But somehow I think I'll have some of the same problems over and over again if I don't get away from this place for a moment. This is my home. I don't want to leave Florida but short of a few miracles that would need to happen for me to feel secure in staying here I think I need to exit this scene and catch my breath.
breezy
adventurous
adored
artistic
neglected
melancholy
fabulous
