Comatt The Barbarian™

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Sep 5, 2008

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 28
Sign: Virgo

City: Coconut Creek
State: Florida
Country: US

Signup Date: 01/21/05

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Friday, September 05, 2008

1 Year Later

Ok, its been more than one year since i have blogged about anything,

Well now i have a little something to blog about.
got a new car, well not a car. A JEEP.

see the pictures of it in my The Car section.

ONLY IN A JEEP!
IT's A JEEP THING, YOU WOULD'NT UNDERSTAND!

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Friday, August 31, 2007

The Second Accident
Category: Life

Last night i Fucked my new car up.

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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Life as we know it... HAS ENDED
Category: Life

Well for those who don't know...

I am working 3 jobs... Job 1. Compusa 2. Ultravision Optical 3. Bounce at Dave Maclane's Bar.(FUN) getting paid to kick drunk fucks out of the bar... and getting paid for it.... WOOTIES

I lost 100 pounds... Pictures will be up soon... when i can find something worth doing and taking a picture of it.

had my birthday on the 29th... Fucking Ernesto Fucked all my plans.... FUCK YOU ERNESTO... that is all i have to say about that...

I want to get fucking DRUNK... but out of cash till the 15th...

Just got leather interior for my car... Sweet...

Doing the sound system slowly...

Wanting to do the HOLLOWEEN HORROR nights thing this year or the TAMPA thing. and not get left out because there is no room in the car or someother bullshit story.
WHO WANTS TO GO.... WHO DOESNT.... Might be going with the guys from the car club...

Oh yeah... that is a crazy bunch of people... Had fun at the annual car show... In New Port Richy....

Been driving now for almost a year... WOOOTIES.

Other than that LIFE STILL SUCKS BALLS.

NOW BUGGER OFF... SAID the disgruntaled COMPUSA employee



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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

WORK
Category: Life

I hate OLD PEOPLE.

i really do, they want everything for nothing.... and they want it now...

My mom i on vacation and i am incharge of the store... She wont be back till monday... Now shut up about that you fucking mother fuckers... No she wont comeback if you want her to.... SHUT THE FUCK UP... I can help you fix the fucking glasses that your fat fucking ass sat on... and bent out of fucking perportion... MUTHER FUCKER... This one cunt keeps call me everyday 4 times a day... about her contacts... trial pair too... that is a free mother fucking pair... OK THE LENS that you need is on back order there i nothing i can fucking do... there is no one i can talk to.... to make it go any faster... I AM FUCKING SORRY THAT... you can believe this is happening... FUCK YOU CUNT...

I AM SO GOING TO tell her that they are here so when she comes in I will shoot her or bludgen her with a baseball bat....  putting  the bitch out of this worlds misery

THUS giving me peace...

AND for all the other old fuckers who are so fucking cheap... OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD.... What i would do.... Can you belive this...
here they come in and say they can spend any money more than 39.99 for a complete pair of glasses... sorry but the cheapest i can do a full pair of glasses is 99.99... there is nothing i can do about that...
This one lady comes in and says i dont have any money... BULL SHIT... you get social security and didnt pay for it... YOU FUCKER... MY mother isnt going to even get social security and she has been paying for you MOTHER FUCKERS... Getting upset with me about what i said... Sits down next to her friend... starts to huff and puff about what i just said... turns and says to the friend.... I have to go to the stock broker... BUT DO THEY LEAVE... FUCK NO... they sit on there fat asses sucking up my a/c... YOU KNOW WHAT I DID... LOL... I turned the heat on and turned off the fans...

After about 10 minutes... the old fucker says to me that its getting hot in the store and i should turn the A/C down... FUCK YOU... i said it must be broke... she then looks up at the celling fans and tells me that i should turn them on... i told her they were broken.... SHE SITS on her FAT FUCKING ass for about another 5 minutes.... HUFFs and puff and then leaves...

The phone rings... I answer... they would like to make an apointment... well the only day we have open is the 29... isnt there anything sooner... sorry but the doctor and the optican are on vacation... Well isnt that convienient(SP)
they wont be back till monday... and  that day is booked solid... SORRY...
CLICK... some of the fuckers hang up on me.. some of them bitch and say nastely well put me down for wednesday... i tell them the times we have open on the schedule... some say ok... the others say even more nastely well that isnt good for me i have a hair apointment... well i could give you saturday  no thats not good either... are you sure there is nothing sooner... yes i am pretty sure there is nothing sooner... you dont have to talk to me like that... I am sorry but i am looking at the schedule and there is nothing i can do about that...

 I am done ranting for a while... I am feeling better...


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Sunday, February 26, 2006

My Life is getting better
Category: Life

On thursday i went to court... The last case in a whole shit load of shit...

it went awsome...

I am now free and clear...

Woot...

I also did the ren-fest twice... this month

STATED THE BORED MOTHERFUCKER... Now Bagger OFF!!!!

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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Catching U up to speed
Current mood: awake
Category: Life

Well I have been driving with a Restricted License for 2 months now....
I have a sweet car... Yes its a Saturn... Currently working on the motor... Going to turbo charge it...

Back to way of life.... Working currently at my Mom's  Optical Store as an Othomalic Technician... Going to be going to BCC in the Summer for Opticianary... To get my L.D.O.
Once I get my license to despence glasses I am going to be making my Mom's life a whole lot easier.... I am going to make her take days off to play golf....

Pictures of my car Comming Soon.

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Thursday, November 03, 2005

WILMA
Category: News and Politics

GOD DAMN
FPL

I want to kill every one of the people (FPL) that worked in miami before they got to broward.

FUCKERS

WHY

is it because we in broward werent bitching enough.

GOT TO LOVE FEMA.... Finally they it right.

we didnt get ICE and WATER in broward till the second day. Miami got it on the first and they really didnt need it. They had like 15 or 20 places to get  water and ice and broward only had like 5 or 7. and hot meals you would have to drive to west plam beach or davie for your hot meals.

GOD WHAT SUCKAGE........

I DID SHARE A BEER WITH THE FPL GUY THAT TURNED MY POWER ON..... HE WAS COOL.....

STATED THE EVER BORED MOTHERFUCKER
NOW BAGGER OFF!


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Monday, October 17, 2005

Sweet
Current mood: content
Category: Life

I think I found what I want to do with my life

I started working with my mom at her optical store making glasses.... She wants to retire soon, I think I want to start to take over the business or maybe open another store..

Making glasses is very interesting and not boring at all. For some unapparent reason that is eluding me

I work only 3 days a week which leaves my schedule open for my other passion Computers,

I will soon be able to start work at compusa they keep calling me, but with my drivers license problem i couldnt. So corporate rule......

I am going to sign up for BCC for getting my Opticians License, My mother know the Professor there.....

I think i fucked up my life enough, It is time to get it all straightened out.

Who else thinks that I should get my life in order..... Leave Comment

Stated the Bored Motherfucker
Now Bagger Off!

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Saturday, October 22, 2005

WOOTIES
Current mood: awake
Category: Life

YES

I just got my D6 clearance from Port St. Lucie

I cant wait to go to the DMV and get my license


WOOTIES

stated the bored motherfucker
now bagger off!

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Saturday, October 08, 2005

TV hurts
Category: Blogging

I was flipping thru the channels and I came across a show on MTV called my super sweet 16...

MY god, jesus h christ

can these people spend money on any more of a trivial shit like a birthday....

the only reason these rich bitches are doing this is to make all their inferior friends feel degrated.... Expecially when daddy gets me a new BMW z4

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