Step right up and play my game of Marry, Fuck, Kill! For each set of 3 people, you must decide who you would fuck, who you would marry, and who you would kill. You MUST choose one of these three options, you can't get around it or cheat. THERE ARE MEN AND WOMEN IN THESE, YOU CAN DO ALL OF THEM OR JUST THE MEN OR JUST THE WOMEN.
Round 1: MEN 1. Weird looking hot guys Alan Rickman, Gary Oldman, and Clive Owen
2. Painfully Hot Guys Christian Bale, Johnny Depp, and David Bowie
3. VAMPIRES Louis (from Interview with a Vampire), Edward (from Twilight), and Dracula (from Bram Stoker's Dracula)
4. Heath Ledger if we could time travel Joker (The Dark Knight), Patrick (10 things I hate about you), Sir William (a Knight's Tale)
5. These Guys (and no you cannot time travel) John Travolta, Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson
6. Serial Killers/Insane Dudes This one is a trick question! Richard Ramirez, Ted Bundy, Charles Manson
7. The Cancer that is Destroying Music Pete Wentz (Fallout Boy), Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance), Miley Cyrus' Brother (Metro Station)
8. Guys that it's probably illegal for me to lust after but I do anyway Ed Westwick, Matthew Lewis, Chace Crawford
TRICK QUESTION ANSWER highlight text for the answer:: CHARLES MANSON IS THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULDN'T KILL YOU
My Answers: 1. fuck Gary Oldman, marry Clive Owen, kill Alan Rickman 2. fuck Johnny Depp, marry David Bowie, kill Christian Bale 3. fuck Louis, marry Edward, kill Dracula 4. fuck Joker, marry Sir William, kill Patrick 5. fuck Tom Cruise, marry John Travolta, kill Mel Gibson 6. fuck Richard Ramirez (and run), marry Charles Manson, kill Ted Bundy 7. fuck Gerard Way, marry Pete Wentz, kill Trace Cyrus 8. fuck Matthew Lewis, marry Ed Westwick, kill Chace Crawford
ah, the myspace hot goth chick. everyone has seen them. they comment on the pages of any semi-attractive alternative guy over and over again begging for attention. you can't tell them apart from one another, but that's ok...they're all hot as hell, right?
wrong. i'm going to take a stand against this. it's a plague that is destroying america and i wont stand for it.
here is a demonstration of a myspace hot goth chick, which we will now call MHGC.
you can spot a MHGC by their love of trying to be cute and edgy all at once. one comment, they may be cutely referring to kittens and baby dinosaurs. the next comment, they'll be talking about mass murderers or the latest horror movie.
but the most shocking aspect of the MHGC is what they really look like. the MHGC loves photomanipulation. they live for abusing the contrast of any and all pictures of themselves. the blur tool is always on hand. crazy colors? yep, that too. and don't forget the angles.
the best way to judge how a MHGC really looks is to look in their "tagged photos" section. their friends don't give a FUCK about blurring out their friend's bad acne and fat rolls.
i made a diagram of what a MHGC looks like in the land of the internets and what they really look like.
trust me, it's not pretty. one stroll around a goth club can show you how these girls truly look. and even then, they are bound up with tight corsetry and far too much makeup. so before you fall victim to these sexy women, take heed. otherwise you'll find yourself in a room full of kmfdm and dir en grey posters staring at this disgusting human being in front of you that you just slept with and wondering what the hell just happened.
deleting a shit ton of people
Current mood: betrayed
95% of the people on my friend's list don't communicate with me. so i'm doing a mass deletion of people. this also means that i'm occasionally accidently deleting people i do talk to. so just re-add me if that happens.
if you do add me, PLEASE KEEP IN CONTACT WITH ME or you'll be deleted again. you can always add my art myspace, i accept everyone there.
o hey while you're at it, let me know if you play animal crossing.
this is a video collection of my musical tastes throughout the years. james taylor - fire and rain i was a baby when i first started listening, haha my parents started me off early by shoving their musical tastes down my throat. they played me james taylor constantly, and i was told i would not wake up unless my mom put james taylor on the tape player and ran out of the room. now, i love that they did this.
rocky horror picture show - sweet transvestite age 4 uhh...i remember having all the songs memorized at such a young age. when i first grasped that that was incredibly wrong, i asked my mom why i knew the movie by heart. she told me that when i was 4, i was driving her ape shit insane so she put in rhps and i sat there mesmerized. it was my favorite soundtrack besides the labyrinth one for years.
kris kross - jump i was 6 i think? i, being probably the youngest and whitest kriss kross fan, had a clown-themed birthday party where i took full advantage of the wearing-the-pants-backwards trend.
mc hammer - 2 legit 2 quit i was maybe...6? 7? i...i remember the hand motions for this song.
micheal jackson - black & white i was 7 or 8 went through a micheal jackson phase for a good bit. i was a little older for this phase
en vogue - free your mind i was 9 i fucking loved en vogue. in fact....MY FIRST CD EVER :D
spice girls - say you'll be there 11 years old FUCK YES GINGER SPICE WINS. i hated sporty. fuck you sporty.
backstreet boys - everybody 12 years old i have a backstreet boys shirt that i still wear. i think that most people feel it's a joke. but it's not. i'm still waiting on brian to marry me
prodigy - breathe 13 the video that started it all. i had seen the firestarter music video and that perked my interest. but...once i saw breathe, i was hooked. i remember putting it on a tape and showing it to my hanson-loving friends. they were completely disgusted (these same friends later on went to become the "freaks" in highschool)
korn - twist 13 the band that started my downfall into alternative culture, hahaha. much to the dismay of my family and 95% of my school, i became a huge korn fanatic.
orgy - blue monday 14 orgy took over as my FAVORITE band. i became obsessed and started trying to dress like jay gordon in a futuristic cyber fail sort of way. i remember telling my parents that i wanted a cd called "candyass" by a band called orgy. they thought it was funny. proof vlixx and i were meant for each other:: they were his favorite band, too, and he got to ride around on their tourbus a few days :D
dune - can't stop raving 15 i uh...i'm a little ashamed of this. but dune was my favorite eletronics group for a while. they represented the raver in me the best. idiotic and hyper.
nine inch nails - the perfect drug 15 the perfect drug had been on my favorite music video tape for a while, but i finally started listening to any and everything nin. they immediately overwhelmed anything i had ever listened to and still hold the top slot in my favorite bands list.
marilyn manson - the nobodies 16 i think i got into manson solely because of trent reznor.
mindless self indulgence - bitches 17 i first started listening to mindless because a boy i was madly in love with claimed they were his favorite band. so i rushed out and bought the cd and listened to it around him constantly. then i realized i was listening to them all the time. and now i've seen them 3 times live.
chemical brothers - galvanize 17 this is going to be my summary for a few years worth of music. i listened to mainly electronic music to the likes of oakenfold, crystal method, digweed, keoki, etc etc.
missy elliot - pass that dutch 19 missy is the best ever.
skinny puppy - pro test 20 i was a little late on the skinny puppy bandwagon. i'd seen that roman dirge was a huge fan when i was 15/16, and that sparked my interest...but not enough to REALLY listen to them. vlixx really was the bearer of all that is skinny puppy. in fact, my first skinny puppy show was also the first time i had ever been roofied.
gwen stefani - what you waiting for 20 i hated gwen stefani for marrying gavin rossdale. but god damn did i love her first album
britney spears - me against the music 21 one day i realized that no matter how much i made fun of britney spears, it didn't make me like her music any less. fuck you britney spears. just keep making that music. fun fact:: several industrial musicians have gotten in my car, pulled out my britney spears cds, and blasted the fuck out of them. knew the words and everything.
evol intent - reality check 22 i went through some really hard times for a while. and suddenly i was introduced to evol intent. their music got out my aggression and inspired me like no other. and when i learned that they had a practice space in the same studio as helltrash, i flipped out. i was too shy to meet them (which NEVER happens) and i've seen them live about 5-6 times now.
daft punk - technologic 23 i forgot how much i used to love daft punk. now they're one of my favorite groups. goddamn.
i love how my musical tastes went from mild to EXTREME to pop. fuck yea. i still love all of these groups today.
please note...i only added videos of my favorites at the time. i could go well into the fact that i listened to a ton of techno music at such and such time, but nah.
fox news kept emphasizing the word "violent" and did a small segment on what the game was about. dueling and spellcasting and riding round on bats and gryphons hardly conjurs the image of real life bloodshed. the game is about as violent as lord of the rings. hey, the people that tortured their kid probably have seen lord of the rings. QUICK, SUE PETER JACKSON.
the media keeps trying to blame video games for these killing sprees and violent outbursts. they blame music as well. they place blame on everything but the person who actually committed the crime.
i'm starting to get fed up with it. you have to look at the numbers here. over 8 million people play world of warcraft. how many of those 8 million + people have committed violent crimes? what the fuck is wrong with the rest of the people who play? oh, that's right, NOTHING. BECAUSE IT IS A MOTHERFUCKING VIDEO GAME.
i think people blame video games so they can take the heat off of themselves. going on a murdering spree? THAT'S COOL, just blame grand theft auto. not only will jack thompson be licking your asshole, the media will pen you as another sorry chump who was brainwashed by that evil corporation, rockstar video games.
another huge beef of mine is the media going after certain games in particular. the first one that comes to mind is the game bully. made by rockstar games as well, jack thompson called it a simulated columbine game. they viciously went after the game not fully understanding what it was about. there are no guns, the only weapons are singshots and stinkbombs and whatnot, and the main character is trying to END bullying. great game. you should buy it. the other game that everyone attacked was rule of rose. one of my new favorite games, i can kind of see why it was frowned upon. you play as a teenager stuck on an airship run by little girls. some of them form lesbian relationships. there is animal violence and disturbing themes. but to say the game had child pornography and violence? i think these video game haters just start making up things to try and turn the public against the games.
my solution? well....the games have ratings for a reason. just as a parent wont let their child go see an R rated movie, they shouldn't get them an M rated game. yes, i think parents are mainly to blame here. i've seen them buy little timmy the newest grand theft auto. i've seen them get manhunt. the most they know about the game is that the title is god of war and little stevey just HAS to have it. parents need to research these games! if you're fine with your kid running around selling crack and beating up hookers, then go ahead and get them true crime. if not, get them motherfucking mario because unless they get a bloodlust for jumping on turtles and popping mushrooms, they'll be fine.
my other solution? committing crimes and blaming it on games that aren't violent. what's that? you ran over that old lady with your car? BLAME KATAMARI DAMACY. you had to get her so you could make a big enough sattelite. oops, shot someone at a club. blame it on that damn ulala from space channel five. people gyrating means that they must be stopped.
so in conclusion, don't play video games if you are seriously disturbed (and not in the "HURR I'M DISTURBED AND CRAZY. LOOK AT ME! I'M COOL AND I WORK PART TIME AT RADIO SHACK BUT I SWEAR I CRAZY" type). parents, moniter your kids. you don't have to cover them in pillows and wipe their ass for them, just make sure they're not being idiots.
my rant. it is done. so i can go play vidja games.
Currently
playing
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Bully Release date: 17 October, 2006
Band Girlfriend Rant
Current mood: grumpy
Category: Blogging
a lot of girls, myself included, happen to be dating members of bands. and i've noticed a few things that i just can't hold back any longer. so lo and behold...kate being a bitch.
first things first. dating someone in a band can be difficult. there are a lot of factors here....they're gone a lot, groupies will piss you off, and tour time will blow. but since you are the one who decided to be in a relationship with a musician, you need to learn how to deal with it.
i've seen waaay too many girls flip out over their boyfriends working in the studio. vlixx is always in the studio. we leave straight from work and i drop him off. he wont come home until after i've gone to bed, and then we get up, go straight to work, and repeat the whole process. but i'm ok with that because he is doing what he loves and what is necessary. whining about your boyfriend not being home with you is not only selfish, it puts more stress on an already horribly stressed musician. not to mention his bandmates. a good band is like a family, you know. i guess i've never been upset about it because i feel like...what would i do if vlixx got upset everytime i busted out my art supplies? if someone stood in between me and my passion, fuck that. i'm out. and hell, i've sat there many-a-time in the studio...it isn't like they're having a fucking party without me. its WORK. its BORING. moral of the story: DON'T BE SELFISH OR SHELLFISH.
don't be a silly little selfish twit. think about it before you open your mouth.
and tour time? trying to hold them back from going is just stupid. i'm lucky that i got to go on tour with helltrash. i'm probably not going to be able to go anymore. but there is no way in hell i'm going to stand between a band and their chance for exposure.
OH. OH ONE MORE THING I ALMOST FORGOT. don't try and handle "band biznez" without first consulting the band. this is also a "shame-on-you" to the band members for allowing the girlfriend the chance to be silly. if someone pisses you off and you are representing a band, BACK OFF. let the band handle it. for example...helltrash was planning an entire tour with another band. the lead singer of this band allowed his girlfriend access to the band account, and she corresponded with helltrash several times pretending to be him. one day, when she was pretending to be her boyfriend, she made a snide comment to vlixx. vlixx responded back in a snide remark, and she flipped out, cancelling several shows without telling the band she was representing and still under her boyfriend's alias. needless to say, the tour was cancelled over the ordeal with the little idiot, and the girlfriend sent me a message saying "whoopsies." luckily the band broke up, and a part of me likes to think the girlfriend did it :) moral of the story: DON'T BE AN IDIOT.
now here is a little rant directed to groupies. let me first clarify the difference between a groupie and a fan
A groupie is a person who, while he/she may be a fan at some level, seeks intimacy (most often physical, sometimes emotional) with, a famous person.
i hate groupies. i really do. i believe they're the scum of the earth. even the shittiest bands have groupies. girls love musicians. musicians don't have any respect or use for a groupie other than a human cum dumpster. girls, if you're just deadset on fucking a musician, don't be a moron. a lot of bandmembers have girlfriends/wives. respect that. and establishing a friendship with a musician is a lot more satisfying than saying you fucked them. because then you sound like a cheap slut who was one step above a crusty sock. i scored a hot band boyfriend because i became his friend first. myspace. a place for meeting musicians. moral of the story: DON'T BE A GROUPIE.
so in conclusion: i hate everyone. except kittens. thank you the end.
Currently
reading
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Angels & Demons
By
Dan Brown
Release date: 28 March, 2006
i've decided to make a christmas list. because i can.
a parasaurolophus come on. look at it. wouldn't you want to ride on it's back and gnaw on it's cresty horn thingy? i know i would. i'd name him Rueben. because ruebens are fucking delicious.
playstation 3 about a little over a year after i bought my slimline ps2 (on launch date, mind you), it broke. something was defective with the launch slimline ps2 and the only way to find out about it was psychic powers. so you basically have to pay $40+ for them to fix something they broke. fuck that. i want me a ps3. and final fantasy xii.
pullip dolls i'm so obsessed with these things, i'm staring at the 2 i have now wanting to have a tea party. i need more. MORE. and MORE CLOTHES. CLOOOTHES.
vinyl toys mmmm, vinyl. smells yummy. and i need more toys. kidrobot.com is your god. don't deny it.
anything having to do with Heatherette my current favorite clothing line, THATS RIGHT. this is a pretty open category, and includes richie rich, amanda lepore, heatherette toys, a tshirt with a unicorn on it, paris hilton, the makeup artist in the picture, the entire company, a cowboy hat, etc etc.
drugs kids, i'd like to start off by saying that i am not a positive roll model and please never ever do as i do. so give me the drugs that little timmy sold you at recess.
the muppet babies on dvd did they ever put them on dvd? they should. its basically the greatest show of all time. remember that show where they made their own amusement park? and that song? "ROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND IN A WHIIIIRL somethingsomething ON A MERRY-GO-ROUND". yea, thats the best song ever.
a dinner date with iori oh iori. how you would probably smash my head into the table and then violate my unconcious body with various metal objects you'd find....but i don't care. just flip that saucy red hair back and do that laugh like you do.
sex with this guy i've been lusting after jareth ever since i was 3. i think i deserve a little something for that.
a trip to disneyworld my first trip to disneyworld EVER sucked balls because i was with a whiny loser. i think i deserve another trip since i had to listen to him cry the entire time.
the end.
Currently
playing
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World of Warcraft Release date: 23 November, 2004
I BE FAMOUS NOW. ok not really, i like to pretend i am and sit in the corner with my unicorn plushy and sing about how i'm a princess. ANYSHIT. if you go and buy combichrist's new cd, get your body beat, and read the thank yous...ME AND VLIXX ARE MENTIONED. wooooo! and i didn't even have to sleep with anyone to get there! oh snap, its just my first name in itsy bitsy text BUT SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH I FEEL SPECIAL. andy said it was a typo :(
i was also informed that i am being thanked on yet another cd about to be released (other than helltrash, lolocaust)...but the person who said it is a dirty monkey and could just be using it as a ploy TO SEE ME NAKED (i'm on to your tricks ;D )
as for other news, my new hair has proven that i am, in fact, part dinosaur.
betrayed
grumpy
